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21 Jun 06:56

utahraptor, god: i'm gonna have to take off fifteen points here for all these sick disses, it's harsh but you knew the risks

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June 8th, 2015: Some disses are seriously unwell!!

– Ryan

10 Jun 15:52

Boone-the-Coonhound-Mix

Boone-the-Coonhound-Mix puppy
Boone is truly an adventurer! He's always getting in to something, whether it's a dirt pile or dirty clothes. He looks up to his big brother Jackson (literally) and loves chasing him in the yard. He is learning "sit," "come," and "down" and not to bite! He loves toys, especially ropes, and is always ready to run outside. When it's time for a nap, he'll snuggle up and snore right beside you. We are looking forward to a lifetime of adventures with Boone!

10 Jun 15:46

Sprinkles? Yes, Please!

by Brinke

It’s National Donut Day! Let’s hit it and git it!

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Photo 1-3 from Interwebs: Photo 4 from All-Mighty Clothing’s Flickr.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Baroo, Oooo Donuts, Partial Encore Presentaysh, puppehs
10 Jun 15:44

All Aboard….Punks!

by Brinke
Leahgates

noot noot

IMG_20150607_165853550“My Cuban Brown Snail Clint was generous enough to let his buddies Eastwood and Bennett take a ride on his back not too long ago. Even snails are unpredictable! Smiles and slime, Robin W.!”


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: BFFs, Dirty Harry reference, Snailio Iglesias, What Is This I Don't Even
10 Jun 15:44

Warning: Dangerous Levels Of The QTE Detected

by Brinke

Found a veritable smorgasbord of The Qte over on The Buzz. Isn’t it quite amazing how many different shapes and sizes it comes in?

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Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: It would be too many tags
10 Jun 15:43

OK U Guys, That’s ENOUGH Of THAT

by Brinke

We’ll get EVERYONE a tennis ball, OK? Dunlop 3’s for everyone! And we’ll let you snorf the can when we pop open the lid, fair enough? (Here’s another version.)

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(H/T BuzzFeed.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Gif-tastic, Goldies
10 Jun 15:43

Um…Hi There, Earl

by Brinke
Leahgates

GRUMP

Earl the Grumpy Puppy. - ImgurEarl’s having a bad day. Maybe you could make it better by bringing him a bowl of crunchies. And then backing away from the bowl. Very carefully. (H/T Imgur.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Impending Doom, Look Of Disapproval, puppeh
10 Jun 15:42

What Do U Get When U Add Pickles To Strawberries?

by Brinke

Well, you get……this! Pickle Da Peeg is back, (but he forgot to bring a roll of paper towels for the mess.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: hoofsters
10 Jun 15:42

And A Good Wombat Wednesday To You, Too!

by Brinke

1612231178_9a39c637f3_oLooks like SOME of us are sleeping in. Perfectly acceptable, mate. It’s YOUR day, after all. (Flickr.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: MUST. SNORGLE. BELLEH., Wombat Wednesday
10 Jun 15:32

‘Otterly’ Adorable Siblings Ready for Adventure

by Andrew Bleiman
Leahgates

another chapter in Otters: excited or Grump

1_11402543_10152936392331984_4305523161385450555_oTwo Asian Small-Clawed Otter pups, born in early March at the Auckland Zoo, are more than eager to be exploring outside their den. ‘Kalaya’, and her brother, ‘Chet’ have been keeping staff and the rest of their otter family on their toes. The adventurous siblings have also jumped right in to swimming lessons. 

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The Asian Small-Clawed Otter is the smallest otter species in the world. They are native to mangrove swamps and freshwater wetlands of Bangladesh, Burma, India, southern China, Taiwan, Laos, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore, the Philippines, Thailand, and Vietnam.

Their maximum body length, including a twelve-inch tail, is about 28 to 39 inches (70 – 100 cm). Their weight can range from 2.2 to 11.9 lbs (1 – 5.4 kg). The paws are one of its distinctive features, the claws not extending beyond the fleshy end pads of its partially webbed fingers and toes. This feature give the otter a high degree of manual dexterity so it can use its paws to feed on mollusks, crabs and other small aquatic animals.

Asian Small-Clawed Otters are monogamous. The mates can have two litters of one to six pups per year, and the gestation period is about 60 days. The newborn pups are born toothless, practically immobile and eyes closed. The young will remain in their birthing den for the first few weeks, nursing and staying close to mom. They open their eyes after 40 days and are fully weaned at about 14 weeks. They begin swimming at about three months. Young otters will stay with the mother until the next litter is born. The father assists the mother in nest building and food procurement. Otters have a life span, in the wild, of around 11 to 16 years.

Asian Small-Clawed Otters are currently classified as “Vulnerable” on the IUCN Red List. Their main threats are habitat destruction, hunting and pollution. Unfortunately, their population trend is decreasing, despite being a protected species. 

10 Jun 15:32

Rare Wolverine Triplets at Cotswold Wildlife Park

by Andrew Bleiman

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Meet ‘Sunshine’, ‘Liv’ and ‘Gutt’: the new Wolverine cubs at Cotswold Wildlife Park, in the UK. After spending approximately nine weeks hidden away in their den, the rare cubs are beginning to venture out and explore their new woodland enclosure under the watchful eye of parents ‘Sarka’ and ‘Sharapova’. 

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Cotswold Wildlife Park made history in 2012 as the first in the UK to successfully breed Wolverines in captivity. These new arrivals are Sarka and Sharapova’s second litter and are testament to the Park’s excellent European Endangered Species Programme (EEP). Only around eighty Wolverines are believed to exist in captivity worldwide. Breeding is notoriously difficult with this species, so the new cubs are encouraging news for future generations.

Keepers were unsure exactly how many cubs had been born until mother Sharapova started bringing the youngsters out of the den. Jamie Craig, Curator of Cotswold Wildlife Park and member of the EEP committee for Wolverines, commented: “Once the female enters her den, we are pretty confident that the kits have arrived. She is an excellent mother, only leaving the kits for very brief periods to eat and drink. Once the kits are old enough, she will allow them out to investigate their surroundings but always under her vigilant eye. We were delighted to be the first UK collection to breed this species, and in many ways, it is even more rewarding to repeat our success.”

The tiny kits are born blind and covered in white fur with a pungent waxy substance on their pelage. This acts as a great defense against predation while the kits are vulnerable.

A Wolverine’s start in life is a unique one. Adult females have a fascinating reproductive strategy known as embryonic diapause or delayed implantation. The embryo does not immediately implant in the uterus, but is maintained in a state of dormancy which allows pregnant females to fine-tune births and wait for the best possible conditions. Reproduction is hugely energetically expensive for any animal. If the environmental conditions aren’t able to support a female through the intense periods of pregnancy and nursing, it makes no sense to put energy into giving birth to young that may not survive. Diapause can last up to ten months in Wolverines.

The Wolverine is the largest land-dwelling species of the family Mustelidae (weasels). They are a stocky and muscular carnivore and have a reputation for ferocity and strength that is out-of-proportion to their size. The adult Wolverine is about the size of a medium dog. 

Wolverines prefer colder habitats and can be found primarily in remote reaches of the Northern boreal forests and subarctic and alpine tundra of the Northern Hemisphere, with the greatest numbers in northern Canada, Alaska, Nordic Europe, western Russia, and Siberia.

The Wolverine is currently classified as “Least Concern” on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. However, their populations have experienced a steady decline since the 19th century due to trapping, range reduction and habitat fragmentation.

More amazing pics, below the fold!

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Father of the trio, 'Sarka':

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Mother, 'Sharapova':

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06 Jun 04:48

C.O. Cat Dog Café World Tour: Yoyogi Park, Tokyo

by Brinke

sfddedIntrepid Cuteporter Robb S. checks in with hit latest Cat Café adventure- but this time, no cats!

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“Taking a break from the usual cats, rabbits and owls, I visited a very nice dog café recently near Yoyogi Park in Tokyo.”

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“Usually in Japan a ‘Dog Café’ is someplace you can bring your own dog, and often you can order from a special menu for dogs.”

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“‘Dog Heart From Aquamarine,'” the place I visited, is more like a regular animal café – you can play with the dogs there, or rent a dog for the afternoon and take it out for a walk in the nearby park.”

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“It’s very good for stress relief.”

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[*Note: We bet it IS! -Ed.]

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When You Go™:

*Addy: Tomigaya 1-45-2, Y’s Park Bldg 2F. (Map.)

*Phone: 03-3469-4115

*Cost: Y950 for 30 minutes or Y1550 for 60 minutes cover charge in the café. Dog rental starts at Y3600 for 1 hour. Average visit time: 30-60 minutes.

*Hours: 11am-7pm daily.

*Online: Website.

*Feature photo from Dog Heart website, all others from Robb S.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: C.O. Dog Café World Tour, I Shall FRANTICALLY ATTEMPT to Leeck You, no cats to see here, The Big J, When You Go™:
04 Jun 21:38

therebetterbedogs: couch potato by kkurtz on Flickr.

by areshoekiddingme
04 Jun 21:36

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04 Jun 21:36

duncanthebulldog: Awesome day at the beach till my parents...

by areshoekiddingme






duncanthebulldog:

Awesome day at the beach till my parents thought I was drinking too much salt water.

04 Jun 21:35

thedogist:Pixel, Italian Greyhound, Suffolk & Stanton St,...

by areshoekiddingme


thedogist:

Pixel, Italian Greyhound, Suffolk & Stanton St, New York, NY

04 Jun 20:05

ResQte 3: Cute Baby Birds Need Knitted Nests Now!

by Brinke
Leahgates

CRANKBIRD

in a knits

Baby Bird in nestJust got an email from Alison H., the Communications Manager for WildCare Bay Area in San Rafael, CA. “Please let everybody know that Wildcare needs knitted nests again!” Here’s where to get patterns to make a nest!


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, Knitted, ResQte Of The Week
04 Jun 20:04

Topeka Zoo “Gets ‘Round” to Announcing Armadillo Birth

by Andrew Bleiman

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The Topeka Zoo is excited about the arrival of their newest Southern Three-Banded Armadillo. The spherically prone boy was born May 5th and is the third offspring of mom, ‘Erin’, and dad, ‘Mulligan’.

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The Southern Three-Banded Armadillo, also called the La Plata Three-Banded Armadillo, is an armadillo species from South America. It is native to parts of northern Argentina, southwestern Brazil, Paraguay and Bolivia.

The species, along with the Brazilian Three-Banded Armadillo, is the only armadillo capable of rolling into a complete ball for defense and protection. The three characteristic bands that cover the back of the animal allow it enough flexibility to fit its tail and head together, allowing it to protect its underbelly, limbs, eyes, nose and ears from predators. The shell covering its body is armored and the outer layer is made out of keratin, the same protein that builds human fingernails.

The Southern Three-Banded Armadillo is typically yellow or brownish in color. They are among the smaller armadillos, with a total body length of about 8.7 to 10.6 inches (22 to 27 cm) and a weight of between 2.2 and 3.5 lbs (1 and 1.6 kg).

Gestation for an armadillo lasts 60 to 120 days, depending on the species. Some species, such as the Southern Three-Banded Armadillo, will have litter sizes that range from one to eight. The young are born with soft, leathery skin, which hardens within a few weeks. They reach sexual maturity in three to 12 months, depending on species.

Unlike most armadillos, the Southern Three-Banded are not prone to digging and will instead make their homes in previously occupied burrows, such as abandoned giant anteater burrows. They have a long, sticky, straw-like tongue that allows them to gather and eat many different species of insects, primarily ants and termites. In captivity, they are known to eat fruits and vegetables.

They are currently classified as “Vulnerable” on the IUCN Red List. Their main threats are habitat destruction, being hunted for food, and the pet trade.

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04 Jun 14:10

Bebeh Dwarf Goats. In PAJAMAS?

by Brinke

There are some things our puny little peanut brains cannot comprehend. Like…how big is the universe? How high is up? What color is the White House? Will the Cubs ever win the World Series?

Oh…..and THESE.


Andrew Y. found this on Buzzfeed.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: bebeh goatsters
04 Jun 14:10

Captain REALLY Loves Petsmart™

by Brinke

First of all, “Captain” is a MOST excellent name for this little guy. Second, watch how revved up he gets once he realizes where they are. WooHoo!


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Puggles
04 Jun 14:09

Annabel-the-Poodle-Mix

Annabel-the-Poodle-Mix puppy
Hello, I'm Annabel. I've claimed the sofa as my bed and I'm practically toilet-trained, even though I'm only seven weeks old! I'm a quarter poodle, which is the second-smartest breed of dog, so that must explain my above-average intelligence! I love chewing things with my sharp little teeth, and I love running around in the backyard and sleeping on human laps. I don't like to be alone, ever! But just look at me! Why would you leave me alone?

03 Jun 16:18

Wally The APPROVING Bun

by Brinke
Leahgates

is it real

Spotted this story on Mashable, and Jillian L. also sent in a link to Wally’s Instagram.

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Wall is an English Angora rabbit, hanging out in the great state of Massachusetts.

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“Hi there, I know it’s not Bunday,” she says. “But this is big: this may be the world’s first APPROVING BUN!!”

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“Wally is so cute I nearly passed out on my laptop. :-P”

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Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Look of Approval, We Like Big Buns And We Cannot Lie
03 Jun 14:09

Gettin’ By With A Little Help From A Friend

by Brinke
Leahgates

noooo help a tiny fishes

Goldfish1This little fellow was having a problem with an infected bladder, which affected his ability to swim upright. So his hoomin stepped in and made a little gizmo designed to help out. Looks like a T-shirt tag attached to a cork. More deets on My Modern Met.

BONUS VIDEO:
Here’s another fishy with the same type of issue, who is now mobile with a little harness help:


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Beatles Reference, fish
03 Jun 14:08

Digger’s Wombat Wednesday

by Brinke
Leahgates

EXCUSE you

wombat2“To add to your stock of Wombat photos, here’s a “Sack O’ Wombat” from Tasmania. This is Digger, an orphaned wombat being raised at the Bonorong Animal Sanctuary outside of Hobart. We got a behind-the-scenes tour of the sanctuary and got to hold Digger as he was waking up. He was shy when he was sleepy, though when our guide took us back into his enclosure later, when he was more awake, he was ‘quite grumpy,’ as our guide put it.”

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“He charged us, bit my leg, and went after my boyfriend’s… let’s say, sensitive area (though fortunately he only got a mouthful of fabric). (That’s the photo below — yes, my boyfriend kept taking pictures as Digger went for his special area.)” -Megan.

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Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: ♬ Just another Wombat Wednesday ♫, Unfortunate Hoomin Interaction
02 Jun 17:04

Best :90 Seconds You’ll Spend All Day

by Brinke

Just watch.


Oh wait- we have another Piggie Video, this one c/o Megster: (It’s an Encore Presentaysh but totally worth it.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Do You Love Those Accents Or WHAT, hoofsters, Hoomin Interaction, Second video's an Encore P.
02 Jun 17:04

Mahalo, Little Dude!

by Brinke

[That’s a great Hawaiian shirt you’ve got there, pal- why doncha’ come…back..HERE…and LET ME GET A…CLOSER..LOOK! (tugs frantically @ :30.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: BFFs, puppehs
31 May 01:47

I Am Too a Pterodactyl! Stop Laughing!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike
Leahgates

sorry Vincent

I AM A FEARSOME PREDATOR OF THE LATE JURASSIC PERIOD I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW SO STOP GIGGLING AND POINTING YOUR STUPID CAMERAS AND MAKING OOCHIE-GOOCHIE NOISES AT ME! SHOW SOME RESPECT!

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Via Karen Westphal.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Birds
28 May 16:14

Brookfield Zoo Shares Photos of Newest Okapi

by Andrew Bleiman

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Brookfield Zoo, in Chicago, Illinois, is excited to share photos of ‘Will’, a male Okapi born at the zoo on April 21. Born to first-time mom, ‘Augusta K.’, Will is currently behind the scenes, but he can be seen via a live video feed that is set up in the zoo’s “Habitat Africa! The Forest”. 

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During Will’s first few months of life, he will spend the majority of his time in an indoor nesting area. In the wild, a mother Okapi leaves her calf at a protected nesting site, to keep it hidden from predators. She returns only to allow the calf to nurse. Once Will is more active, at about 3 months old, guests will be able to see him exploring his outdoor habitat with Augusta.

Brookfield Zoo was the site of the first Okapi birth in North America in 1959 and has had 27 successful births, including this newest addition.

The Okapi, also known as the “forest giraffe”, is a rare hoofed mammal, native to the dense Ituri Forest in the Democratic Republic of Congo. American and European scientists did not discover the species until the early 1900s. Because of the Okapi’s elusiveness, little has been known about their behavior in the wild, including how they raise their calves. The Chicago Zoological Society, which operates the Brookfield Zoo, has been a leader in gathering information on mother-calf relationships and calf development. This information has been instrumental in developing husbandry methods to help Okapi mothers raise their calves successfully.

Population numbers of Okapi, in the wild, have been declining and are predicted to continue on this downward trend due to habitat loss, human settlement, mining, war and political instability in these animals’ region, and the bushmeat trade. A global initiative formed in 2013 is helping to attract and strengthen international support for the species, and its closest relative: the giraffe, by providing an official forum to support the implementation of much-needed conservation strategies. 

Visit www.CZS.org/YouCanHelp to learn how to help with Okapi conservation.

More great photos, below the fold!

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28 May 14:23

My Croak Is My Passport. Verify Me

by Not That Mike The Other Mike

To: All Employees
From: CuteLabs Security

Due to recent breaches of cuteness protocol, all doors have been upgraded with Rapacity Inhibiting Boundary Inquiry Technology (RIBIT) locks. To gain entry, employees must: 1. Touch key card to panel; 2. Answer random security question posed by RIBIT GuardFrog; 3. Kiss RIBIT GuardFrog to enable DNA matching. Please report sudden transformations to First Aid.

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Via Reddit.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Frogs, Unusual Animals
27 May 22:00

Prague Zoo Celebrates Newest Tapir Calf

by Andrew Bleiman

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An incredibly cute…and incredibly stripy South American Tapir calf was born, May 19, at Prague Zoo. The little male is the offspring of 15-year-old ‘Ivana’ and 12-year-old ‘Tex’. 

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The delivery was smooth, and Ivana immediately stepped into her role as new mom. Ivana has successfully reared two other calves, and so far, the newest baby appears healthy and content.

Father, Tex, is very attached to his mate, Ivana, and keepers decided not to separate them during the pregnancy and birth. Tex has been a model father, and has been responding very well to his new son.

South American Tapirs were first bred in Prague Zoo between 1950 and 1957.  Then, for a period of almost 47 years, there was not another tapir birth until the arrival of Ivana’s first offspring in 2004.

The South American Tapir, or Brazilian Tapir, is one of five species in the tapir family, along with the Mountain Tapir, Malayan Tapir, Baird’s Tapir, and the Kabomani Tapir. It is the second-largest land mammal in South America, after the Baird’s Tapir.

The tapir is an herbivore. It uses its mobile snout to feed on leaves, buds, shoots, and small branches it tears from trees. Tapirs also enjoy fruit, grasses, and aquatic plants.

The Brazilian Tapir is currently classified as “Vulnerable” on the IUCN Red List. Dwindling numbers are due to poaching for their meat and hides. Habitat destruction also plays a role in their endangerment.