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28 Mar 06:05

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

yencid:

yoshi-the-navy-beast:

kinedafish:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

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AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

what the fuck

Someone was high…. Scratch that, several someone’s were high

but the best part is that its the actual machete from machete kills and machete kills again

ok but like imagine watching this in theaters where the 3d transfer was so bad everything just looked red green and brown while this nonsense was happening. It was a cinematic bad trip

26 Mar 23:44

smootymormonhelldream:kirmira: young trotsky looks like jean...





smootymormonhelldream:

kirmira:

young trotsky looks like jean ralphio

"Cuz I got exiled by Staaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn."

28 Mar 04:09

ultrafunnypictures:My Popsicle had three sticks and a terrifying...



ultrafunnypictures:

My Popsicle had three sticks and a terrifying message.

28 Mar 01:06

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27 Mar 22:58

fluffalos:[x]

27 Mar 23:48

"I was told by the medical student I was interacting with the other day that my work undermined the..."

“I was told by the medical student I was interacting with the other day that my work undermined the authority of mental health professionals. So…basically, his stance was that if you empower the “patient” you, by definition, undermine the professional.”

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Monica Cassani, mad movement blogger

This says something about how psychiatry is founded on the power imbalance between ‘professional’ and patient.

(via marginalutilite)

28 Mar 01:42

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28 Mar 01:42

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26 Mar 20:10

Valentin Yudashkin Fall 2015 Collection ~ details





















Valentin Yudashkin Fall 2015 Collection ~ details
26 Mar 22:05

extravagantlybroken: executive-privilege: mamalaz:Star Wars:...











extravagantlybroken:

executive-privilege:

mamalaz:

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (deleted scene)

Seriously though, this scene. WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS SCENE?

Han has steam punk goggles and everything. This shoulda stayed in.

WAT.

27 Mar 02:37

clockworkkanella:see-you-around-uhvatar: wait a second Man am...



clockworkkanella:

see-you-around-uhvatar:

wait a second

Man am I remembering Fruits Basket wrong

27 Mar 01:00

Siyu Chen

27 Mar 15:54

last-of-the-romans:Altar of Augustan Peace, 1st century BC....





















last-of-the-romans:

Altar of Augustan Peace, 1st century BC. Rome, Italy

27 Mar 01:05

MORE: http://bit.ly/1EURw0Y

27 Mar 14:30

Two giant Lamassu at the eastern entrance of Gate of Xerxes,...



Two giant Lamassu at the eastern entrance of Gate of Xerxes, Persepolis, Iran. 500 BC

27 Mar 11:39

jewelsdujour:In today’s Wall Street Journal article “How...



jewelsdujour:

In today’s Wall Street Journal article “How Hokusai’s ‘The Great Wave’ Went Viral”, it forgot to include Boucheron’s Wave Tiara in their slideshow of inspiration… @wsj #hokusai #thegreatwave #woodblock #1830 @boucheron #wavetiara #1920 #tbt

27 Mar 13:46

thereminsoul:The Winged Victory of Samothrace, also called the...

Toaster Strudel

saw this in the stairwell of the Louvre last week! I know I'm being a jackass. Sorry.



thereminsoul:

The Winged Victory of Samothrace, also called the The Nike of Samothrace, discovered in 1863, is estimated to have been created around 200–190 BC

27 Mar 13:04

some-fantastic-url-name:just-watch-me-hachiko:ulanji:torukun1:letmebecrystalqueer:yourfavmoroccan:i-a...

some-fantastic-url-name:

just-watch-me-hachiko:

ulanji:

torukun1:

letmebecrystalqueer:

yourfavmoroccan:

i-am-haram:

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

soviet union (union union)

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

27 Mar 15:05

Wait, what?? A were-unicorn??







Wait, what?? A were-unicorn??

27 Mar 15:12

fehyesvintagemanga: Akisato Wakuni



fehyesvintagemanga:

Akisato Wakuni

27 Mar 15:41

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27 Mar 07:13

Pentagon drops grisly anti-ISIS propaganda in Syria...



Pentagon drops grisly anti-ISIS propaganda in Syria http://t.co/F3dGtfZgXu

27 Mar 07:36

durbikins: durbikins:durbikins:durbikins:10. Send the fucker to...





durbikins:

durbikins:

durbikins:

durbikins:

10. Send the fucker to school starving.

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12. Send the fucker to school with no socks. 

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32. Send the fucker to school smelling like shit.

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41. Kill them.

27 Mar 05:58

barbarastanwyck:Gloria Swanson photographed by Karl Struss, 1922



barbarastanwyck:

Gloria Swanson photographed by Karl Struss, 1922

27 Mar 09:31

adrianxxx777:Merlin’s Cup



adrianxxx777:

Merlin’s Cup

26 Mar 23:00

"Roadworks were disrupted by several accidents at Tröllaskarð in the north of Iceland in 1978,..."

Toaster Strudel

Roadworks were disrupted by several accidents at Tröllaskarð in the north of Iceland in 1978, leading to attempts to negotiate with the elves with the help of a noted seer.

Eventually, plans to detonate part of a rock-belt, where elves were believed to reside, were abandoned by the Icelandic Road Administration.
In Iceland, ‘respect the elves – or else’

“Roadworks were disrupted by several accidents at Tröllaskarð in the north of Iceland in 1978,...
27 Mar 01:33

gerwulfa: fat fun & flirty dwarf warrior warden princess







gerwulfa:

fat fun & flirty dwarf warrior warden princess

27 Mar 02:15

prostrider:Do guys in a bromance get each other flowers'dude here I got you some broses''oh man bro...

prostrider:

Do guys in a bromance get each other flowers

'dude here I got you some broses'

'oh man bro you read my mind I got you some daffodudes'

27 Mar 02:18

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27 Mar 04:30

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