I love when I wake up with new rights
Now i can get married in every state: solid, liquid, gas, and, most surprisingly, texas
Roselyn Sanchez leaves the Miss USA being a co-host after Donald Trump’s anti-immigration speech. 👏🏼🎉
pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day
pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready
con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else
my parents: what are u going to do with ur life
“u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!”
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
OMG, saw this over on Facebook. I am SCREAMING inside.
Hovertext: Inaccuracy: Dark matter doesn't speak English.
I was trying to get a video of how ferocious Zeeby was with the new foraging toy but this happened instead (she’s fine)
This is the cutest video I have ever taken
this should be interesting
worth the click
Evan Lavender-Smith's previous work for The Butter can be found here.
Tell your mother the roast is overdone.
Tell your father he can start cooking for himself, if he likes.
Tell your father he didn’t fix the ice maker right.
Tell your mother I’m not a plumber.
Tell your mother the laundry’s dry.
Tell your father I’m not his maid.
I love this show.
In Sense 8, Jamie Clayton and Freema Agyeman play a couple named Nomi and Amanita.