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31 Jan 14:01

Cloud Atlas by Dat Tran

by littlemovienerd












Cloud Atlas by Dat Tran

31 Jan 14:00

An 8-Bit Fantasy Come True

by Jessica Rediker

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As kids in the eighties and nineties we dreamed of being zapped into the worlds our favourite 8-bit creations. Now, thanks to Aled Lewis, we get a glimpse of what our world would look like if the pixelated heroes and villains of classic video games were able to roam in reality.

The pixel-art images were featured on Lewis’ Behance page with the following statement:

“A mash-up of video game characters and photographic scenes. As a kid I would become completely immersed in there crude pixel environments and they would seem very real! I thought it would be fun to try to express how gamers see these worlds. I spent many hours gaming with my siblings and friends when I was growing up and this aesthetic has really come to represent that time.”

What video game character do you want to see come to life?

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(via Visual News)

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31 Jan 13:58

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31 Jan 13:50

At least she understood me this time. -Submitted by Amanda



At least she understood me this time.

-Submitted by Amanda

31 Jan 13:50

-Submitted by Jacob



-Submitted by Jacob

31 Jan 13:50

How they lost

by Rich

I have discovered what I humbly consider to be the most perfect use of the gif wall medium possible: The reaction shots of Oscar losers. As they are broadcast, you simply cannot take them all in since they're spread out on the screen in tiny boxes, and last but seconds. They're just flickers of emotion. I think that placing them side by side on infinite loops works best to fully read the reactions of disappointment, bitchiness, feigned cheer and actual cheer. As much as losing an Oscar (or winning even) is kind of an emotional Rorschach for the nominated actors, reading their expressions is a Rorschach for the viewers. Except for the really bitchy ones. Those we can all agree on.

Below are so so many examples of fallen dreams. Each row is all of the (present) members of one year's given category (I'm only using actors and actresses here). On far right, I've included the reaction of the winners just for good measure. Have fun laughing at their pain!

Cher-3Cher-2Cher-4Cher-5Cher-1
Maclaine-5Maclaine-2Maclaine-3Maclaine-4Maclaine-1
Fosterfirst-5Fosterfirst-2Fosterfirst-3Fosterfirst-4Fosterfirst-1
Page-2Page-3Page-4Page-5Page-1
Sarandon-2Sarandon-3Sarandon-4Sarandon-5Sarandon-1
Winslet-2Winslet-3Winslet-4Winslet-5Winslet-1
Zetajones-2Zetajones-3Zetajones-4Zetajones-5Zetajones-1
Bullock-3Bullock-2Bullock-4Bullock-5Bullock-1
Paltrow-2Paltrow-3Paltrow-4Paltrow-5Paltrow-1
Williams-2Williams-3Williams-4Williams-1
Burstyn-2Burstyn-3Burstyn-4Burstyn-5Burstyn-1
Cage-2Cage-3Cage-1
Dunaway-3Dunaway-2Dunaway-4Dunaway-5Dunaway-1
Field-4Field-2Field-3Field-1
Tomei-2Tomei-3Tomei-4Tomei-5Tomei-1
Foxx-2Foxx-3Foxx-4Foxx-5Foxx-1
Pennfirst-2Pennfirst-3Pennfirst-4Pennfirst-5Pennfirst-1
Pennsecond-2Pennsecond-4Pennsecond-5Pennsecond-3Pennsecond-1
Minnelli-2Minnelli-3Minnelli-4Minnelli-1
Steenburgen-2Steenburgen-3Steenburgen-4Steenburgen-1
Gooding-2Gooding-3Gooding-4Gooding-5Gooding-1
Goldberg-2Goldberg-3Goldberg-4Goldberg-5Goldberg-1
Heckart-2Heckart-3Heckart-4Heckart-1
Portman-2Portman-3Portman-4Portman-5Portman-1
Robards-2Robards-3Robards-4Robards-1
Hoffman-2Hoffman-3Hoffman-4Hoffman-5Hoffman-1
Keaton-2Keaton-3Keaton-4Keaton-1
Leo-4Leo-2Leo-3Leo-5Leo-1
Monique-2Monique-3Monique-4Monique-5Monique-1
Basinger-2Basinger-3Basinger-4Basinger-5Basinger-1
Berry-2Berry-3Berry-1
Hopkins-2Hopkins-3Hopkins-4Hopkins-1
Fostersecond-2Fostersecond-3Fostersecond-4Fostersecond-5Fostersecond-1
Bates-2Bates-3Bates-1
Spacek-2Spacek-3Spacek-4Spacek-5Spacek-1
Paquin-2Paquin-3Paquin-4Paquin-5Paquin-1
Tandy-2Tandy-3Tandy-4Tandy-5Tandy-1
Witherspoon-2Witherspoon-3Witherspoon-4Witherspoon-5Witherspoon-1

26 Aug 13:20

The Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road

to get its baby monkeys ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha

09 Aug 18:37

Jessie J

How do you wake up Jessie J ?

Poke her face

09 Aug 18:29

Wow that’s crazy



Wow that’s crazy

09 Aug 17:29

beeishappy: TCR | 2013.08.01 Grab-Ask 5800: Stephen devises a...





















beeishappy:

TCR | 2013.08.01 Grab-Ask 5800: Stephen devises a system to help navigate the sexual rules of a modern workplace.

09 Aug 17:24

best-of-funny: hobbitdragon: ddollley: I just made the most...

Sam.rj.coley

THIS IS THE CUTEST EFFING THING.



best-of-funny:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

X

09 Aug 16:56

Updated Sayings for the 21st Century

09 Aug 16:44

468 – Crime Topography of San Francisco

by strangemaps
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To my admittedly vague recollection, The Streets of San Francisco was a mid-Seventies tv series very appropriately named after its main character. I was too young to follow any of the cop show’s plot. Until a few moments ago, I didn’t even recall that its stars were a young Michael Douglas partnered with the eternally avuncular Karl Malden. But I do remember the car chases, mainly because they were set on the improbably-angled, gravity-defying streets of San Francisco.
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When I say remember, I exaggerate. Those car chases have melded into a single Generic San Francisco Car Chase, for which you need: several police cruisers, sirens wailing, in hot pursuit of a getaway vehicle (all cars preferably pre 1980); a route down precariously steep streets (rarely up, for obvious speed-related reasons); the cars giving chase in permanent near-collision with the cross-traffic on level avenues and bending their fenders in a constant bump and grind on roads not inclined to accommodate high speeds; and to top it all off, split-second views of the Golden Gate Bridge and Alcatraz, both parked on the glistening blue waters of the Bay below the city.
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San Francisco’s iconic topography – with grades of up to 31% –  is as much a tourist attraction as its cable cars or the sea lions at Fishermans’ Wharf. But the city’s hilliness is more than just ankle-biting eye-candy. Its elevation, mainly in the city’s centre, is responsible for a 20% variance in annual rainfall throughout its eastern and western precincts, with bay-fronted neighbourhoods in the east also significantly less cold, windy and foggy than those facing the ocean.
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These maps present San Franciscan peaks and troughs of a different, less savoury kind. Although the information they convey is as real as the city’s actual orography, these infographics express incidence of crime rather than elevation above sea level. By mimicking cartographic methods of height demarcation, the mapmaker has hit upon a visually very arresting method to frame raw crime statistics in a geographic context.
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These maps were made by Doug McCune, who plotted the 2009 data for eight different types of crime out on a map of San Francisco. Mr McCune produced two map versions for each type of crime, a satellite view and a bird’s eye view. The latter’s more slanted perspective works better for presenting ‘hilliness’.
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Mr McCune goes on to comment on some of the resulting crime topography of San Francisco, which I shall summarize here:
  • Many maps peak in the Tenderloin District (in the north-east).
  • Some crime is extremely concentrated (e.g. narcotics), others are more spread out (e.g. vehicle theft);
  • Prostitution arrests mainly occur around Shotwell Street, one of the frankly quite numerous toponyms in San Francisco that can be interpreted in a lewd manner.
  • A valley dividing the peaks in the Mission and the Tenderloin is the location of the 101 freeway.

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If only Messrs. Douglas and Malden had known about this back in the day…

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Many thanks to all who sent in these maps (found here on Mr McCune’s blog): Andrew M. Galleni, Geoffrey Engelstein, Brian Kavanaugh, John O’Brien, Jeff Crocombe, Kate Loux, Taed Wynnell, Kelley Ketchmark, Sarah Schoenfeldt, Elise K and Brian Ogilvie.



09 Aug 16:43

465 – Scene To Be Believed: California As the World

by strangemaps

The film industry’s move to Hollywood, early on in the 20th century, was not entirely an accident. Out west, good weather was more constant, the light better and the scenery more varied than on the East Coast. Hollywood, then still a sleepy hamlet 10 miles north of Los Angeles, was conveniently central between the bustling city and the natural splendour further afield.

Depending on how far afield you’d want to carry your tripod, that splendour could be a stand-in for a surprisingly wide swathe of the world.

  • The mountainous areas adjacent to Lake Tahoe in the north have doubled for Siberia, the French Alps and Switzerland.
  • The Sacramento River has stood in for the Mississippi, the southern Bay Area apparently passes for Alaskan river country, while further inland bears a strikingly enough resemblance to New England.
  • The New England coast, meanwhile, is located immediately south of San Francisco, not far from the Nile River valley (appropriately north of Africa, but confusingly close to the Swiss Alps, a bit further inland).
  • Santa Barbara is good Spanish California country, while the Ventura/Oxnard area passes for the Coast of Spain. The Palos Verdes peninsula has been the cinematographic double of Wales.
  • Venice, Italy is adequately rendered by the area not too far from Venice, California. Holland, incredibly, is located a bit more to LA’s south, while the Channel Islands have stood in the South Sea Islands’ stead. Further south are Long Island Sound, the Malay Coast and, just north of San Diego, again, Spain.
  • South to north, inland, are the Sahara Desert, the Red Sea and South Africa (all adjacent to the Salton Sea), Sherwood Forest, the Kentucky Mountains and, close to the Nevada border, Wyoming Cattle Ranches.

This map, apparently produced by Paramount Studios in 1927, does not mention the corresponding films. Can anybody suggest any of the movies these locations refer to? The map does mention, without further context, the 19th-century Californian poet Bret Harte.

Many thanks to Brian Kavanaugh, Lee Breisacher, Noah Feehan, Jim Eikner, Ben Jefferies and Dan Beaver-Seitz for sending in this map, found here on Flowing Data.


26 Jun 17:33

Seeking Robb Stark Look-alike from GoT - w4m

by robot@craigslist.org
I am an avid fan of George R. R. Martin's series Game of Thrones (both the books and the show). I have recently purchased a replica of the Iron Throne as seen in the television show, and need a partner to play out an elaborate fanatsy.
In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain - all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I've so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.
Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. In order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. You will need to provide your own clothing. Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs.
I'm looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.

  • Location: New Orleans
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests