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22 Aug 09:46

Age Milestone Privileges

If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment's Wikipedia article.
22 Aug 09:37

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience

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Sex Mallets will be on sale in time for Christmas. Check the SMBC store for updates.


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10 Aug 09:28

Comic for 2022.08.09 - Kissing A Fish

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
08 Aug 11:01

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monks

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Trying to buy a drink for a bartender is Eric's awkward moment in need of absolution.


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05 Aug 09:16

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Weird

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If you've ever watched a scientist scowl at an excel spreadsheet for 16 hours in a single sitting, you'll wonder where this whole concept of loving your work ever came from.


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04 Aug 13:26

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hoarding

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I guess there's that one guy who accidentally buried a lot of bitcoin?


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01 Aug 09:15

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Antimatter

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This also explains the abundance of normal matter in the universe is the result of a battle against the Diraculons.


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27 Jul 09:48

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enginomics

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The second step is to get the cartoonists to leave town.


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20 Jul 16:02

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Anything

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There should be a safe word for TAing.


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15 Jul 09:33

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ultra

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It's actually just conventional porn inside Calabi-Yau manifolds.


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06 Jul 10:35

Mouse Turbines

It's sad seeing those videos of turbine blade being torn apart in high winds, but it's the only way they can disperse their seeds.
04 Jul 11:07

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rotation

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Please congratulate me on my non-usage of the word nuts here.


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21 Jun 11:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Incomplete

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Before you email me, try to write out a proof!


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17 Jun 09:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Solved

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There's another philosophical problem solved. This is easy.


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14 Jun 10:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Longevity

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Just as the taller leaf is most sun-kissed, so the oldest researcher in the department is cited.


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13 Jun 15:24

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Civilization

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What do chancellors do anyway? Do they chancell? And who is being chancelled?


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13 Jun 10:18

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Priority

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You ever encounter an entire field of study that appears to be made of first steps?


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01 Jun 10:39

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Matrix

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Joke's on you. The whole thing was a poem about life.


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31 May 16:42

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consider

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The bad news is there is no WAY humans are getting to year 100 million.


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25 May 09:16

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Binary

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24 May 13:59

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Find a Man

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I have nothing to say here, since the votey panel simply cannot be excelled in wit.


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23 May 16:44

Angular Diameter Turnaround

Thank you to Katie Mack for teaching me about this effect, and to Janelle Shane for describing redshifts as 'like galaxies sinking into a pool of dilute blood,' which is how I'll see them from now on.
16 May 10:52

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apocalack

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Imagine no news. Only beans.


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10 May 10:46

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Full Moon

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You could also just drink so that your werewolf self shambles around, falls into a ditch, and sleeps.


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10 May 10:44

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Anywhere

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It is my sincere hope that some sexual encounter will be ruined by a fit of giggles resulting from this comic.


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27 Apr 14:56

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Look

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I believe the interjections monotonically increase in length.


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25 Apr 11:57

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wise

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I read once that risk analysts gain confidence not by being right but by the act of making decisions, and now I see it everywhere.


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19 Apr 10:11

Geiger Counter

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire, but then I understood.
30 Mar 09:53

Spacecraft Debris Odds Ratio

You say this daily walk will reduce my risk of death from cardiovascular disease by 30%, but also increase my risk of death by bear attack by 300%? That's a 280% increased! I'm not a sucker; I'm staying inside.