Shared posts

07 Dec 01:44

Newswire: Monty Python’s “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” is now the top funeral song

by Katie Rife

The ongoing “Monty Python vs. God” debate has taken a new turn as The Independent reports that “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life,” the Eric Idle-penned ode to life being a joke and death an even bigger joke, is now the most popular song played at funerals in the U.K. This means that it must have been played in a church at some point, a deeply ironic development considering the film the song comes from, Monty Python’s Life Of Brian, was widely censored for blasphemy upon its initial release. This also means that it is more popular than traditional religious funeral songs like Abide With Me and The Lord Is My Shepherd among recently-deceased British people.

“Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” also knocked Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” from the top spot for the first time in a decade, which makes sense because ...

03 Dec 19:27

The Malediction Prophecy II

Nathan

My new favorite comedic form is "never-ending sequence of appositive phrases".



The Malediction Prophecy II

21 Nov 00:22

Great Job, Internet!: Up your insult game by taking lessons from Skeletor’s best put-downs

by William Hughes

Noted life coach and faceless skeleton man Skeletor was not always a quiet font of self-affirmation and love. In the past, when his focus was less on transforming himself into a more perfect Skeletor and more on crushing both foolish musclebrain He-Man and all of Eternia under his purple-booted heel, the sorcerer was prone to lashing out at those around him with cunningly-crafted putdowns. And now, thanks to a supercut of Skeletor’s best burns put together by DreamWorksTV, you, too, can have the power of hurting other people’s feelings. As penned by bored He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe writers like Paul Dini and J. Michael Straczynski and expertly screeched with a mixture of rage, annoyance, and self-pity by veteran voice actor Alan Oppenheimer, these insults are the perfect way to let everyone you know understand exactly how much they’ve been letting you down lately. Referring ...

14 Nov 01:34

And that’s that.



And that’s that.

14 Nov 00:37

Terms of Service

Nathan

Great read even if you're a person who is much-above-average in understanding online privacy issues. I hadn't even heard of Progressive's Snapshot program.

Al Jazeera America's graphic novella on privacy and big data  
13 Nov 14:11

SINBAD VS. VIDEO STORES

by Ghoul Skool
Nathan

Two EIT shares in one day? Why not!
Sinbad is so right: who wants to sit at home and watch a movie with the new digital technology when you could go to the store for a tape?



Sadly, none of this makes sense today.
13 Nov 14:05

DANTE'S TV TRIP X

by Dante Fontana
Nathan

These TV Trips are some of the best found footage mashups I've ever seen.

10 Nov 15:01

Too Many Cooks

Nathan

A follow on to the previous share of this. Click through to the post to see a longer list of "things you may have missed".

Tucked quietly into the 4am slot, Adult Swim occasionally broadcasts a segment listed simply as "Infomercials." Most of these have been parodies of late-night infomercials, but for the last week, they've aired something a little different.

Have you ever watched something, and knew as it unfolded that you were witnessing the birth of a cult classic?

Please allow me to introduce you to everyone's favorite late '80s sitcom, Too Many Cooks:

Finished? Good.

Some things you might have missed (spoilers):

  • The credits appearing over each character are their real names. The IMDB page is suitably nuts.
  • If you slow the end credits, nearly every character's last name is "Cook." Also spotted: Cooke, Van Cook, O'Cook, McCook, Bake, Broil, and B6-12.
  • The stalker, credited as "Bill" on IMDB and "Featuring William Tokarsky" in the credits, appears in the background many, many, many times before he's officially introduced. Watch it again.
  • Hardest to spot? The serial killer appears in a background oil painting.
  • Lars von Trier as "Pie," who has his own badge.
  • The dad, Ken DeLozier, is the patient infected with "Intronitis." His face is replaced by William Tokarsky's as soon as the final photo's taken.
  • Katelyn Nacon aka "Chloe Cook" is the teen daughter introduced third. She's introduced again around the dinner table, and looks bored to tears.
  • The magazine read by both grandmas is called "Magazine: The Magazine." The cover promises "Pages Inside" with words and paper.
  • The creator, Casper Kelly, also writes Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell, a live-action workplace comedy set in Hell.
  • Vulture and EW both interviewed Kelly about the film, which was in post-production for over a year, and they did a Reddit AMA.

Like meta-TV intro credits humor? You may also enjoy this inferior One for the Road, a MadTV sketch with a similar starting premise, USB's Hart and Home, and Adam Scott's The Greatest Event in Television History series.

Rush Coil released a ridiculously great chiptune cover:

 
09 Nov 15:14

Oculus Rift 1980s arcade simulator

Nathan

This one video converted me instantly from a person that couldn't really see the potential for something like Oculus Rift to a person that desperately wants one.

next step would be hooking it up to MAME, currently Game Boy Color only  
09 Nov 04:04

Playing individual keystroke histories in Google Docs

I had no idea Google was saving revisions at this granularity  
09 Nov 03:58

Great Job, Internet!: MST3K will live-stream its Turkey Day marathon again this year

by Katie Rife

2014 has been a very good year for Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans, and now we have one more reason to give thanks: for the second year in a row, Shout! Factory will be live-streaming MST3K’s Turkey Day marathon Thanksgiving Day on www.MST3KTurkeyDay.com. This sacred tradition, passed down through the generations (okay, since 1991—that’s a generation, right?) by people who care for neither parades nor football, will be celebrated with six classic episodes introduced by Joel Hodgson and as-yet-unnamed “friends,” thereby appeasing the bad movie gods and ensuring another bountiful bootleg-VHS harvest next year. The episode titles have also yet to be announced, but Hodgson is taking suggestions on Twitter.

[via Nerdist]

09 Nov 01:52

My Grandma The Poisoner

"People were always dying around Grandma"  
01 Nov 00:51

The Internet Arcade

Jason Scott just dropped a bomb: 900 classic arcade games emulated in the browser  
30 Oct 15:05

Google's Nanoparticle Diagnostic Ideas

Nathan

Vicky, one of the bridesmaids at our wedding, is one of the leads on this: http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/10/28/meet-the-team-behind-google-xs-bet-to-detect-cancer/

Could have been Sonia! Or not.

Google's "Google X" division, the part that works on odd high-risk high-reward projects, is apparently interested in diagnostic nanoparticles. That Wired article is pretty short on specifics, but the company's Andrew Conrad revealed a few details in a talk yesterday. The idea, apparently, is to use magnetic-cored nanoparticles to interrogate various body functions, then to reconcentrate them in some superficial vein for a readout. I had thought initially that there would be a blood draw at that point, which seems like less of a leap, but apparently the idea is for some sort of across-the-skin readout.

That's still not a crazy idea, although it has a ways to go (and an awful lot of work in animals). And I'm not sure how the noninvasive readout thing is supposed to work - I can imagine a lot more being done if you take some of these things back out. The nanoparticles could be tagged in various ways for sorting after removal, and (in theory) you could get quite a bit of information that way. The tricky part, either way, will be targeting the things that you can't get from just circulating - otherwise you'd just take a blood sample as usual and add your nanoparticle brew to it ex vivo (which is not such a bad idea, either, and has been worked on by many others). Perhaps that's why Google's team is going the extra step.

So they're presumably checking up on solid tissues somewhere, not the soluble blood factors, and that brings up a lot of pharmacokinetic issues. Many things that interact well enough to be diagnostic might well stick to the tissue instead of circulating back around, for example. And the ultimate fate of all these particles will be key - what effects will they have themselves, how well are they cleared, by what routes and at what rate, and so on. But I'll reserve judgment until we know more about this. Google is saying that they're not planning on developing this all the way themselves, but are trying to get other life sciences companies interested. How interested anyone gets might be a measure to watch.

28 Oct 20:32

Gridland

Nathan

It's pretty good. I think I'm at Day 28 now. I just leave it paused on the browser when I get sick of it and come back to it later.

incredibly addictive, deceptively simple match-three game from the creator of A Dark Room  
28 Oct 01:05

Runnin' On Empty

Dave Fothergill's Maya crowd simulation is hilarious and hypnotic:

But it's missing a soundtrack, don't you think?

Here, I made one for it over on Tilde.club.

 
27 Oct 15:41

Newswire: Jason “Khal Drogo” Momoa is launching his own brewery in Detroit

by Marah Eakin

Even burly, horse-loving Aquamen are getting into craft brewing. Jason “Khal Drogo” Momoa says he’s opening a brewery in Detroit, having recently purchased a 9,000 square foot, 100-year-old former General Motors facility in the city. Details are a little sketchy on when, how, and what that product will entail, but Portland’s Willamette Weekly got a little of the “why” when it talked to Momoa around Road To Paloma, a recent movie he produced, wrote, and directed.

Momoa told Willamette Weekly that his favorite beer is Guinness, but that otherwise he mostly prefers farmhouse ales and wheat beers. He’s a big fan of Michigan’s New Holland Brewing, with his production company, Pride Of Gypsies, just recently completing a commercial The Woodsman, a pale ale collaboration between the company and Carhartt. Momoa says New Holland is the first brewery he’s ever been to where he “liked ...

24 Oct 18:58

Cameron's Conference Rap

Nathan

Mad flow.

fantastic remix skills  
23 Oct 13:32

bonernoise

[via
20 Oct 14:18

Seeking Simcoe: Navigating a Changing Hops Market

by David Eisenberg

The most popular hop of tomorrow won’t go under trellis today. That is to say, to innovate in the hops market is to play long odds. The Simcoe hop, for instance, was nearly torn completely out of the ground and discarded as a failed experiment. Perrault Farms just couldn’t sell the aromatic hop during the early aughts. Situated in Washington’s Yakima Valley, the farm invested in commercial acreage for the flower — about 40 acres worth — based on its presumed potential. But its inability to bloom in the marketplace forced the farm to face the wilted reality: Simcoe was a disappointment.

Whittled down to two acres, its doom looming, Simcoe’s extinction was delayed by a small uptick in demand. “Then it just blew up,” said Jason Perrault, the farm’s general manager and a fourth generation hop grower. “It’s been a struggle to keep up with it.” Since, it’s only grown: There’s now 2,100 acres of Simcoe planted with about 900 acres more on the way.

Surprisingly enough, in these hop forward times, Simcoe’s backstory is hardly unusual. Bred by Select Botanicals Group, (where Perrault doubles as vice president of research and development, a hop breeder managing the selection and crossing of different strains) Perrault said all experimental hops are statistical miracles. Palisade, Citra, Mosaic, Ahtanum, and Equinox, are all Select breeds he helped develop; and every one of them is an aberration. “Most of what we do is a disappointment,” he said.

Nevertheless, he and the rest of the crew at Select Botanicals – jointly owned with Perrault by BT Loftus Ranches and Carpenter Ranches – weed through the failures, forecasting a decade or more in advance how the beer drinker’s palate will evolve. But there’s more to Perrault’s gig as both a farmer and breeder than tracing the ebb and flow of the beer drinker’s taste buds and breeding to match, especially as growers and brewers alike navigate a hops market in flux.

As has been written everywhere from the Wall Street Journal to Esquire, there’s a hops shortage on the horizon; the former publication recently reported that the price for higher end hops, the kinds Perrault breeds and grows, could exceed $10 per pound by the end of this year, a direct result of too much demand and too little land to grow. To that end, Goose Island brewmaster Brett Porter figures 17,000 additional acres of hop growing land needs to become available in the next five years if the craft beer industry is to maintain its growth rate.

To do its part, Perrault Farms is undertaking a $10 million expansion effort – “A pretty significant investment,” said Perrault – to grow its acreage and harvesting facilities.

Perrault isn’t the only one making the investment. Throughout Washington, 29,021 acres of hops were strung for harvest in 2014, a 7.2 percent uptick over the year prior, according to the United States Department of Agriculture. On a national scale, hops acreage grew a touch over 11.5 percent – to roughly 39,272 acres – according to data obtained by Hop Growers of America. So at least some of the necessary land is being added. Still, Perrault says growers have unfairly been burdened with much of the blame for rising hops prices.

He sees things a bit differently, explaining “The key to a stable hop market is of course contracts at fair prices.”

“Contracts give growers the information needed to plan and expand,” he said. “Growers are actively expanding acreage and picking facilities to keep up with contracted demand, and they are doing it successfully.”

Using contracted volume as its baseline, the farms of Select Botanicals were able to produce over 100 percent of their contracted demand for Simcoe, for instance, eschewing some of the tumult surrounding the reported hops shortage.

“On the flip side, spot markets are, by definition, volatile,” he said.

Adds Ann George, executive director of Hop Growers of America, “Do you have a shortage just because a brewer that happens to want the latest and hottest new variety – of which there is little acreage – couldn’t have that because they didn’t contract for it?”

While Perrault says contracting for hops is at “unprecedented levels,” he notes also that it can’t always address the issues of unforeseen expansions, of both breweries and their brands, or of every new startup operation. Thus, improved communication with suppliers is paramount to the long-term health of the industry.

But as a breeder, Perrault’s focus needs to be split between the business side of the industry as well as the creative side. And while he’s far from the face of the industry, Perrault’s resume as a hop breeder has earned him high praise from some of craft beer’s heaviest hitters.

Consider for a moment, when Perrault’s farm first secured acreage for Simcoe in 2000 (years after it was first conceived), the aromatic craze hardly resembled what it does today. In 2003, according to the Brewers Association, 25.3 percent of all hop acreage was devoted to aroma hops – like Simcoe. In 2013? 62.7 percent.

“They started Simcoe back in the early 90s when there was hardly any IPAs in America. And they bred that hop,” said Vinnie Cilurzo, owner of Russian River Brewing Co. “We as brewers really rely on these guys a lot for what the next flavor’s going to be.”

Russian River’s renowned Pliny the Elder was created around the Simcoe hop specifically.

“Jason has a bit of a hop whisperer quality to him,” added Cilurzo. “It seems like almost any variety that he’s involved with from an experimental standpoint seems to be pretty good.”

Tony Magee, owner of Lagunitas Brewing Co., has, to say the least, never been one to mince words. His thoughts?

“[T]he most important person n (sic) US craft brewing?” he tweeted in 2011. “He’s a hop grower named Jason Perrault!”

For Perrault, 40, it’s in his blood.

“I grew up on my family’s hop farm, so I’ve been involved in one way, shape or form as long as I can remember,” he said. “This legacy aspect of our business is exceptionally meaningful. To know we are continuing in the footsteps of those before us as well as expanding their legacy for future generations certainly gives us a deeper meaning to what we do.”

So how does Perrault, or, more specifically, Select Botanicals, or, even more specifically, every hop breeder in the world, take the pulse of the craft beer industry at large?

“That’s the million dollar question,” said Perrault. “You don’t know what’s going to be popular 10 years from now. When we released the crosses for Equinox and Mosaic, we didn’t know at the time [what the demand would be].”

As such, there’s a bit of a shotgun approach at the start of things.

“What we did do is make a diversity of crops. You have to be prepared for anything,” he said. “We were just kind of looking toward the future and saying, ‘What are the possibilities?’  That allows you have as much a foundation as possible.”

Most of that foundation, however, whether brought down by disease or less than acceptable quality, gets tossed and forgotten (a fate Simcoe narrowly escaped): Since 2008, Select Botanicals has only released three new hop varieties – Citra, Mosaic, and Equinox.

Perrault said he’s optimistic for the future though, both creatively and economically. Even if it means harvesting a bit of disappointment along the way.

Editor’s Note: This article appeared in the October issue of BevNET Magazine.

18 Oct 02:06

Emergent

a bullshit tracker, like Snopes meets Twitter  
18 Oct 01:52

For Our Consideration: Tracing the roots of Eternal Darkness’ infamous gimmick to a ’50s B-movie

by Calum Marsh
Nathan

I'll tell you what: I can guarantee that I would have destroyed a controller if the gimmick they describe had happened to me in a game at age 13.

In the summer of 2002, Nintendo released Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem, its first M-rated title, and all across America controllers were angrily pitched across the room. It was a flashpoint of indignation. Imagine a young player, having patiently scraped together a small fortune in allowance, hurrying home one evening in late June with a copy of Eternal Darkness in hand, eager to enjoy a nerve-racking bout of horror. For a while all is well: The game is richly atmospheric and literate, bristling with old-fashioned gothic intrigue and fascinating mysteries coursing through its sprawling Rhode Island mansion.

But then something strange happens. As the player sneaks through a canted-angle hallway, narrowly avoiding a booby trap of rotating blades, the GameCube suddenly warns that a controller has been unplugged. Then, the volume is inexplicably muted, and the TV turns off and on. Not wanting to take any chances, the player pauses ...

15 Oct 18:07

The Rise Of The Machines

by Joel
Nathan

The story text below the comic makes this one shine.

2014-09-08-rise-of-the-machines

2014-09-08-rise-of-the-machines

This really happened to me. No, I am not Ok. I doubt I will ever be OK. I got my wife a Roomba for her birthday. I had no idea those things were so expensive, but I found an amazing deal on a used one, and was able to bring our home one step closer to the Robotopia that I have always dreamed of. She spent the first few days playing with the Roomba, affectionately referred to as “Robit” [row-bit, long O], letting it zoom around and get acquainted with its new home.

She put its charging dock in the pantry and set an auto-schedule for it to clean up the cat litter off the floor (what the cats kick out of the box every time they enter or exit it) every day at 5am. This was really the whole impetus for the robot in the first place. She’s god damn sick of cleaning up cat litter every day, and I’m god damn sick of walking on cat litter when I go into the pantry to get food, thus making me think of food and cat litter simultaneously, WHICH inevitably makes me stop thinking about food all together (diet idea: surround all your food with cat shit). I am rarely asleep at 5am because I have crazy-artist crazy-work-from-home hours, so for the first couple of days I would hear Robit wake up, do it’s little litter dance for about 10 minutes, beep to tell me it was done and shimmy back into his docking station. If he could eat treat biscuits, you’d better believe I’d have given him one. It was a technological marvel. The next day, the pantry would be free of cat litter’s foul crunch under foot and no humans were harmed in the process.

On the third or fourth night, I heard Robit do his business and dock himself, then the house was just ENGULFED in stink. One of the cats, Replay, doesn’t like to cover up his poops. I assumed he’d just dropped a particularly gnarly one without covering it, and went to investigate. I opened the pantry door and It was like that scene in Se7en when they find the “living corpse.” 100,000 pine-scented air fresheners wouldn’t have abated the horrors I was facing. As the panels above illustrate, one of the cats, finding his box too full, had decided to use the floor as a bathroom. Robit, being a cold, unfeeling, emotionless machine who only follows his predetermined directives with no regard for human well being or the consequences of his actions, plowed right through it. Those of you who don’t live with cats probably don’t know that where as an unbroken cat turd smells bad, a BROKEN/SMUSHED cat turd is an ENTIRELY different animal. There’s some sort of natural protective sausage casing that the cat produces which somehow shields the secret stench within the poop. I can only assume this is an evolutionary necessity in order to facilitate the symbiosis of the domestic feline and the humans that house and feed it.

My Fancy Patrons got to read this comic before anyone else! 

becomepatron

 

It was a horror show. Not only was the stench truly overpowering and blinding, but Robit had managed to run over the poop FIRST and THEN do his 10 minute “cleaning routine,” spreading… no, PAINTING the entire floor in concentric doodles of despair. Not only was the floor forever unclean, but Robit had managed to “gum up the works,” so to speak, with as much or more than he Jackon Pollack’d the pantry with. It was in his wheels, in his gears, in the brushes and the filter. Like I said. A horror show. The odd thing is, this happens with human babies all the time. They poop seemingly more than the interior volume of their small bodies and it manages to get from toes to forehead before you realize what has happened.

The deal with babies is, you LOVE them. You would do ANYTHING for them. You HAVE to keep them alive and you HAVE to stop whatever important, grown up business you are working on and de-poop the baby. The trade off is the human baby’s CPU is deep, deep inside a rather remarkable water proof casing, and its exterior shell is incredibly supple, yet resilient and stain resistant.  You can actually put an entire human baby in the bath tub (NOT dishwasher safe) and hose them down. Robit, on the other hand, had to be almost entirely disassembled, expunged of poops and reassembled. It was not a task for the faint of heart, which is why I let my wife do it. “Here, Honey. I bought you a robot to make your life easier. Just one thing… you need to take out a million tiny screws, swab out about a gallon of cat shits, disinfect it AND yourself, them piece the Satanic, mechanized jigsaw back together before it can start with the life making easier stuff. HAPPY BIRTHDAY I’M GREAT!”

Calling all Whovians with holes in their ears! Just look at these Dalek earrings my wife made! They’re in her Etsy store and ready to EXTERMINATE your… lack of perfect ear jewelry?

dalek earrings etsy science and fiction

14 Oct 00:18

USB cigarettes (pay-as-you-smoke) patent

by Martin Gardiner

Phillip Morris International (PMI) has received (Oct. 7th 2014) its US patent for an ‘Electrically Heated Smoking System’ Unlike many currently available ‘vape’ sticks, the new device can heat actual tobacco rather than evaporating a nicotine-based liquid. And, unusually for a cigarette, it can ‘communicate’ with a host computer/ tablet etc via a USB plug.

i-cig-patent“The host is able to connect to one or more Internet sites in order to upload data or download data or both upload and download data.” If you are wondering what kind of data, the patent document alerts to the possibilities of ‘Pay-as-you-smoke’ apps. : “Other possible capabilities include, but are not limited to: Pay-as-you-smoke functionality. For example the user buys daily or weekly or monthly smoking time from the Internet application supported on the PC, or the user obtains smoking time credits based on cigarettes and other smoking articles bought via the Internet application.” The patent device appears to have much in common with the soon-to-be-launched Marlboro IQOS system. (see page 72 in PMI’s ‘Investor Day – Reduced Risk Products’ document, Lausanne, June 26, 2014)

 

12 Oct 01:29

Newswire: Slipknot now also smells like shit

by Sean O'Neal
Nathan

Wow.

Slipknot has long had a signature look (guys who got a great package deal at Spirit Halloween Superstore) and a signature sound (freshman year of high school), and now it’s developing a complementary signature smell. As Rolling Stone reports, the masked metal group’s annual Knotfest will be the first rock festival to have its own official odor: the smell of burning shit.

As visitors to Knotfest spend three days rocking out to Danzig, Anthrax, Testament, Napalm Death, Fear Factory, Prong, and the like—while also taking in a goat petting zoo, a drum circle on junked cars, and “a Mad Max-style Thunderdome with nightly fights”—that experience will be both enhanced and mirrored by oil drums “filled with camel shit… set aflame to last the entire festival,” according to the press release. “Personally picked by Slipknot themselves,” that release guarantees, “the smell of Knotfest will permeate the ...

09 Oct 16:16

FFBR: PETER KAPOW! AGAIN!

by Ghoul Skool
Nathan

All three of these are SO AMAZING.







Enjoy Peter Kapow's glorious entries into the FFBR. They're just fantastic. In fact, we may need to screen all of these movies, if they exist in any form.
08 Oct 01:26

Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck by Shel Silverstein

Nathan

We just got the original as a gift. I hadn't read it in a long time. This title is better.



Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck by Shel Silverstein

01 Oct 18:45

Great Job, Internet!: Bike horn remixes of popular songs are pretty funny, completely unnecessary

by Katie Rife
Nathan

"All Star" is amazing.

Just in case that nu-metal tribute album didn’t do the trick, the Internet, in all of its gratuitous glory, has produced yet another musical opus suitable for driving irritating upstairs neighbors to madness. It’s been around since April, but Chicago musician Aberrantkenosis’ experimental album of popular hits rendered through bike horns has not yet reached its full potential. Whether that potential will be used for good or evil is entirely up to the listener.

“Popular” is a term that should be used rather loosely in connection with The Bike Horn Collection, Volume 1. The now-obligatory Smash Mouth, Linkin Park, and Lou Bega covers are all here, but unlike Neil Cicierega, Aberrantkenosis does not limit himself to one pop-cultural moment for inspiration. Translation: Somebody’s an anime nerd, as evidenced by the bike-horn covers of the Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mobile Suit Gundam, and Pokemon themes. The album ...

01 Oct 02:59

Great Job, Internet!: Read This: Real archaeologists think Indiana Jones is just a low-down, dirty tomb raider

by Christopher Curley
Nathan

Good points.

It’s been pretty well established that Indiana Jones is a shitty archeologist (he couldn’t even get tenure from Marshall College). What makes journalist Erik Vance’s feature “Why Archeologists Hate Indiana Jones” special is the genuine–albeit well-founded–ire actual archeologists have for the fictional adventurer and his constant betrayal of a modern archeologist’s basic code of ethics. Take Tulane archeologist Marcello Canuto, for example, who bemoans Indy’s ignorance of the wonders of the temple in the opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark:

“[The temple builders] are using these amazing mechanisms of engineering and all he wants to do is steal the stupid gold statue.”

A real archeologist, Vance writes, would let the Nazis have the statue and “spend the next 10 years studying the temple’s booby traps.”

Another mark against Dr. Jones is that he operates without a proper legal authorization to ...

26 Sep 01:20

Apple releases U2 removal app

Nathan

Ready to feel soooooo old? www.whoisu2.com

shocking that people don't like when bands they don't know or care about are forced into their collections