Jason0x21
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03 Apr 16:12
Do you believe that any one event could 'end' racism? The societal inequalities are so staggering that I wonder if a singular, grand happening is preferable to more decades of needless debate. People see the problem, they know the cause, they know the solution, so why does positive change take so damn long when we all know how the world is supposed to be?
There’s probably a big enough asteroid out there that could end racism.
02 Apr 13:05
(203): I opened the door and his...
(203): I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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01 Apr 18:10
April Fools! Rich white dudes still hold massive power over LITERALLY everyone else in the world... :(
That’s an April Fact.
28 Mar 11:37
(212): he's a fucking beast....
(212): he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh".
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26 Mar 14:10
(304): You know that girl that...
(304): You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed.
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25 Mar 11:50
(518): So do you know how we found...
(518): So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
(704): An Amber Alert?
(704): An Amber Alert?
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22 Mar 14:17
Yo, racism is so prevalent everywhere I feel like it'd more productive to ask: is anything *not* racist? I tried to think of some examples like bananas or my remote control or the planet Jupiter but then I realized they were funding drug cartels, made in a sweatshop and named after the only ancient society white people know anyhing about.
That sounds about right.
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21 Mar 23:03
While discussing missed opportunities in superhero movies...
by noreply@blogger.com (MRTIM)
Jason0x21HOW?!?
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21 Mar 15:05
The True Story of Rapunzel
Jason0x21Actually, I think the prince was sort of unnecessary.
21 Mar 11:33
(407): Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely...
(407): Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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17 Mar 16:36
How do I, as a Jew, tell my weird conservative Christian co-worker that fetishizing my culture to support her right-wing Zionism freaks me the hell out?
"Yo, fetishizing my culture to support your right-wing Zionism freaks me the hell out."
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12 Mar 11:19
(919): So baked. About to eat a...
(919): So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
(336): THAT'S MY GIRL.
(336): THAT'S MY GIRL.
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11 Mar 19:10
My friend made the very astute observation that the only violence he had every seen arise from listening to rap music was by old white men who were angry about hearing rap music.
Seriously.
26 Feb 21:55
Even Romney is against the pooheads in Arizona! This might be the first time ive agreed with him since he came up with the idea behind Obamacare.
Haha, oh boom.
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21 Feb 13:50
(919): Who are you to come into MY...
(919): Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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19 Feb 15:31
The Gods of Mars
by admin
Click for full imageBibliomancer’s Art Direction: Sorry Mr. Burroughs but your first Mars book didn’t sell many copies in our Southern bookstores. Perhaps you need a more menacing villain. Our new cover artist has some fresh ideas.
Published 1952
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17 Feb 11:27
(717): WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS...
(717): WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY.
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15 Feb 13:30
A Conversation That Actually Just Happened
by John Scalzi
Context: I tasked my fifteen-year-old daughter with ordering food from the local pizzeria.
Athena: Dad!
Me: What?
Athena: I tried calling the pizza place but I got a weird noise.
Me: Like what?
Athena: “Buzz. Buzz. Buzz.”
Me: …. That’s called a “busy signal.”
Athena: Okay. What does that mean?
Me: It means someone else was calling them and they were on the phone when you called.
Athena: …. Well, whatever. What do I do now?
Me: Try calling again in a minute.
Athena: (Sighs) Fine.
Me: You… you really didn’t know what a busy signal was?
Athena: I’d heard of them.
Me: Hmmmmmmm.
Athena: I’m going call them again now.
Me: Okay. I’m going to sit over here, being old.
12 Feb 22:07
On the other hand, though, how dope would it be if a radio station used the tagline "All of today's best music, without the country"?
Well, that’s just today’s best music, full stop.
03 Feb 21:55
For real, tho, think about how racist you have to be if Coca-Cola is too tolerant for you.
For real, tho, think about how racist you have to be if Coca-Cola is too tolerant for you.
30 Jan 11:36
(543): So you're saying you...
(543): So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
(256): Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
(543): You are an idiot.
(256): Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
(543): You are an idiot.
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23 Jan 00:55
Richard Sherman, on the people calling him a thug: "The only reason it bothers me is because it seems like it's the accepted way of calling somebody the N-word nowadays."
He’s 100% correct.