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15 Sep 04:46

[Hiring] Reverse Engineer (X-Post from /r/ForHire)

We need an engineer that can reverse compiled code and reconstruct the assembly to parse chunks and keyframes. Message me for more details, and leave your Skype.

submitted by Miinus
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08 Sep 05:24

Dear toilet fairies: You totally suck at poetry.

by Kerry

Katie says this was propped up in the ladies room at a senior citizen apartment building in Florida. Adds Katie: “I don’t care that they think the floor is dirtier, I’m not touching the floor either!”

Tinkle, tinkle, little star, Above the potty you hover so far. Crouching but high and almost motionless, Trying to avoid any germs, I guess. Very little do you know, More trouble lurks far below. You needn't worry about germs on the seat, Because the real germs to avoid are below you. Go ahead and plop your hinny right on down, You're sitting on the cleanest seat in town. Now, it you still insist on standing to pee, You are just leaving a mess for me. Author: Un-expecting Victim

related: Hover & Flow(chart); The Rhyme That Must Be Flushed