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06 Jan 15:26

One-Handed Transformers: Devastation Speedrun Lights Our Darkest 45 Minutes

by Mike Fahey
Dsider

fuck I missed it

Here we see speedrunner Halfcoordinated taking out the Autobots’ most feared enemy with one punch during his Awesome Games Done Quick run of Transformers: Devastation on its highest difficulty level. That’d be an impressive feat even if he were playing with both hands.

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06 Jan 15:24

New Katamari Damacy Game Is Hot Garbage

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

THANKS MOBILE

You may have heard there’s a new Katamari Damacy game on both iOS and Android. There is! It’s called Tap My Katamari. It is awful.

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06 Jan 15:24

Monstrous $30,000 Rig Can Be Seven PCs At Once

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

uh

Those of you who struggle to play one game on your PC, you might want to look away.

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06 Jan 15:22

Shinra Technologies, the cloud gaming company headed by Yoichi Wada (and only announced just over a

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

It turns out they were ACTUALLY destroying the environment

Shinra Technologies, the cloud gaming company headed by Yoichi Wada (and only announced just over a year ago ), has been shut down by Square Enix.

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06 Jan 15:21

The Smallest, Cheapest Razer Blade Laptop Yet Has A Powerful Friend

by Mike Fahey
Dsider

y helo thar

Gaming peripheral and system maker Razer shows up at CES 2016 this week its smallest, cheapest Razer Blade laptop yet. The Razer Blade Stealth is Ultrabook sized, but with the optional Razer Core it can deliver desktop-level performance.

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06 Jan 15:19

Kiyomizu-dera.

by Brian Ashcraft

Kiyomizu-dera. Kyoto, Japan. By NeubDetat.

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06 Jan 14:11

Okami's Wolf-Heroine Shines Heavenly Light on your Desk

by András Neltz

Note that only the exclusive version of this figure has the heavenly lights. For the normal version you’ll need a desk lamp or something. But hey, Ammy!

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05 Jan 15:09

Looks like no one can keep Hideo Kojima from the next big gaming awards show.

by Stephen Totilo

Looks like no one can keep Hideo Kojima from the next big gaming awards show. The newly-independent Metal Gear mastermind is slated to be inducted to the AIAS Hall of Fame at the DICE Awards on February 18. No word on livestreaming yet. Presenting will be Kojima’s old Silent Hills partner Guillermo Del Toro.

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02 Jan 00:54

Uncharted 4 Delayed Another Month

by Jason Schreier
Dsider

As always, game delays are welcome

Two days before Christmas, Naughty Dog’s dropping a bit of coal in our stockings: they’re delaying Uncharted 4 to April 26, 2016.

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31 Dec 14:12

Listen up, King of Fighters fans.

by Brian Ashcraft

Listen up, King of Fighters fans. SNK exec Yutaka Noguchi tells Famitsu that many former SNK devs have returned to the company since it has refocused on gaming and left the pachinko business. Noguchi also added that devs who were working on pachinko-slot machines have been switched back to games. This all sounds promising.

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30 Dec 19:45

keycrash: BACK 2 THE FUTURE WITH JUNPEI MCFLY AND DOCTOR KLIM





keycrash:

BACK 2 THE FUTURE WITH JUNPEI MCFLY AND DOCTOR KLIM

30 Dec 18:25

In 2015, Konami Had A Very Strange Year

by Brian Ashcraft
Dsider

A very thorough chronicle of the most insane catastrophe of stupidity I've ever witnessed in the video game industry.

Throughout 2015, just when you thought things couldn’t get any more bizarre for Konami, they did. Let’s take a look back at the weirdness that was Konami in 2015.

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29 Dec 18:29

Valve Still Hasn't Told Steam Users About The Christmas Fiasco

by Jason Schreier

Four days after Steam’s Christmas fiasco, we still don’t know exactly what happened. We don’t know how many people were affected, how much personal information leaked, or if some friendly Team Fortress players saw our addresses and plan to stop by our homes for an impromptu New Year’s celebration.

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29 Dec 14:42

First Look at the New Berserk Anime

by Brian Ashcraft

This “new animation project” is currently in production and slated for 2016. Here is the anime’s first teaser.

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28 Dec 18:19

One-Punch Man's Opening, Remade In MS Paint

by Gergo Vas
Dsider

Unacceptable. They didn't also redo the opening theme in MIDI.

(Obviously joking, this cracked me up)

It must have been a hell of a job to remake One-Punch Man’s entire opening with the limited capabilities of Microsoft Paint.

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28 Dec 18:11

Sources: Game Studio Red 5 Misses Payroll On Christmas [UPDATE]

by Jason Schreier
Dsider

Merry Christmas

Video game development studio Red 5, best known as the company behind the online game Firefall, missed payroll last week and could not pay its staff on Christmas day, according to several people familiar with goings-on there.

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28 Dec 18:10

Guy Beats Fallout 4 Without Killing Anyone, Nearly Breaks The Game

by Patricia Hernandez
Dsider

D E T E R M I N A T I O N


(that's an Undertale reference just in case)

Fallout 4 expects you to commit murder. While you can occasionally avoid killing others, the wasteland is ruthless and demands violence. That’s how Bethesda intended the game to be played, anyway—but clever players are finding ways around it.

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27 Dec 22:30

Steam Goes Nuts, Offers Access To Other People's Accounts [UPDATES]

by Jason Schreier

Steam faced something of a catastrophe this afternoon, giving players across the world access to some of the personal information in other people’s accounts. It’s not yet clear how this happened, but it’s a doozy. Call it the Steam Winter Fail.

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27 Dec 20:23

Star Wars Fan Spends A Year Building The Best LEGO Millennium Falcon Ever

by Mike Fahey

LEGO builder Marshall Banana spent a year planning and building this 7,500 piece replica of the latest version of Han Solo’s ride. It’s one of the most beautiful pieces of garbage I’ve ever seen.

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27 Dec 20:23

A Perfect Example Of Why You Shouldn't Buy Used Games Online

by Mike Fahey

Redditor Vernm51’s parents couldn’t find a copy of Pokemon HeartGold for the DS locally for Christmas, so they ordered it online from GameStop—and received a bootleg copy that didn’t work.

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27 Dec 20:21

Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It

by Mike Fahey
Dsider

welp

It’s bad enough that a Massachusetts family’s Target-purchased Christmas console wound up being a piece of wood in a PlayStation 4 box, but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?

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27 Dec 17:53

How The Legend of Zelda Changed For U.S. Shores

by Jason Schreier

Did you know that Pols, the rabbit-looking things in the original Legend of Zelda, are meant to be destroyed not with arrows but by talking into a microphone? And that the Japanese version of the Zelda board game was way better than the North American one?

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25 Dec 06:51

That's One Lucky Arcade Crane Catch

by Gergo Vas
Dsider

What a dickbag arcade, it's not the player's fault that the machine did that.

Two Japanese high school girls recorded a rare moment, proving not just that winning at an arcade crawl game is possible, but that sometimes it’s a place where miracles happen.

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25 Dec 06:48

Intrepid Modders Hope To Make Final Fantasy VI Look Less Terrible On PC

by Jason Schreier
Dsider

I'll be very happy if the modders can work some kind of miracle with this thing. I would REALLY like to finally be able to play it in the most optimal way possible. And the GBA version basically doesn't exist anymore so

When Square Enix brought Final Fantasy VI to PC last week, they brought with it a graphical overhaul that most fans can’t stand, complete with washed-out sprites and inconsistent tiling. It’s a bummer, to say the least.

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24 Dec 05:52

bananaclaymore: Me: *rarely does art studies, almost never looks up references, barely reaches out...

Dsider

pretty much

bananaclaymore:

Me: *rarely does art studies, almost never looks up references, barely reaches out of artistic comfort zone* Also me: wtf why isn’t my art good yet

23 Dec 04:15

Photo

Dsider

I think this qualifies as one of those "me irl" moments









22 Dec 14:41

The Year In JRPGs, 2015

by Jason Schreier
Dsider

Guys. Guys. There is a new Fire Emblem AND a new Persona next year. Help me. HELP. HALP

At the beginning of 2015, I announced that my four-year-old JRPG column, Random Encounters, was coming to an end. The genre had thrived so much, I explained, that it would feel quaint to compartmentalize my JRPG writing in a single weekly column.

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22 Dec 14:37

After placing second at the Capcom Cup this year, Street Fighter superstar Daigo Umehara is donating

by Jason Schreier

After placing second at the Capcom Cup this year, Street Fighter superstar Daigo Umehara is donating his winnings ($60,000) to NYU’s Evo scholarship fund. Nice dude.

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22 Dec 13:40

1918: Court Refuses to Fine Woman in Man’s Attire

Dsider

No idea whether this is real or not, just letting it be known

klavier-gavin:

crumblingpages:

“St. Louis, Mo., Dec 14.– Ruling that male attire was not unbecoming to Mrs. Mary Bertha Schmidt, alias ‘Mister Schmidt,’ judge Hogan, in police court here, refused to fine the young woman who for two years posed as a man and who ‘married’ her cousin, Anna Assade, last October. 

‘I think you look very nice,’ said the court. Mrs. Schmidt was clad in her neatly pressed trousers and pinchback coat. She explained she had adopted the garments because she could earn $80 a month as a man and $6 a week as a woman. 

‘If a woman can earn $4 a day by reason of wearing trousers, I say wear ‘em,’ said the court, and ‘Mister Schmidt’ walked out of court with a smile on ‘his’ face.”

~From El Paso Herald (El Paso, Tex.), December 14, 1918

‘I think you look very nice,’ said the court. 

Wtf. The cutest verdict ever passed.

21 Dec 20:07

Nicely done, rori3.

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

I'll assume you get the reference

Nicely done, rori3.

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