If one of the kids has been an arsehole during the day, I make their least favourite food for dinner. I tell them with a smile what they are having and enjoy the look on their face when they realise it's the one meal they hate the most and they'll have to eat it all regardless.
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If one of the kids has been an arsehole during the day, I make their least favourite food for dinner. I tell them with a smile what they are having and enjoy the look on their face when they realise it's the one meal they hate the most and they'll have to eat it all regardless.
MerijnI wish raising kids this way actually worked. In our case, they just refuse to eat it. Hell, they refuse to eat almost anything I make. Cooking for children is hard, yo.
You can win this ridiculously pink Barbie Xbox Series S
RT by @tinybaby: DoorDash workers must be protected at all costs
DoorDash workers must be protected at all costs
My husband recently went on an outdoorsy trip. He's prone to sunburn but hates sun cream. I packed him a little bottle of moisturiser and mixed in some SPF 50. He returned from the trip with a nice tan and happy with the lack of burn. Mission completed.
MerijnGENIUS
My husband recently went on an outdoorsy trip. He's prone to sunburn but hates sun cream. I packed him a little bottle of moisturiser and mixed in some SPF 50. He returned from the trip with a nice tan and happy with the lack of burn. Mission completed.
RT by @bestofdyingtwit: Unfortunately, Twitter has decided it's the end of the line.
Unfortunately, Twitter has decided it's the end of the line.
Princess Peach Is Getting Her Own New Game in 2024
During the June 21, 2023 Nintendo Direct, a surprise announcement was revealed: Princess Peach, the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, is getting her own new game, presumably on Nintendo Switch. It will launch sometime in 2024.
The princess has not had her own game since 2005’s Super Princess Peach on Nintendo DS. In that title, you had to use your emotions to attack enemies or progress through levels. Hopefully, Peach will have more traditional attacks in her new adventure.
Of course, Peach has had a supportive role in Mario’s adventures and utilized her own strengths in those games. She could float in Super Mario Bros. 2, bash baddies over the head with a frying pan in Super Mario RPG, and send foes off the stage in the Super Smash Bros. series. Maybe we will see some of these abilities in her new title!
In the new gameplay teaser, Princess Peach steps on a certain spot, which causes her to glow and maybe transform in some way — but the game footage cuts off before it becomes clear what is going on.
That’s all Nintendo had to reveal about this game, so we just have to wait and watch for more information. In any case, it’s an excellent companion announcement to the huge reveal of Super Mario Bros. Wonder, which launches this year.
RT by @DemonTomatoDave: [To the tune of Uptown Girl] 🎵Stockton Rush 🎵He's been turned into a deep sea mush 🎵Who needs a camel when you have this guy 🎵Who you could squeeze right through a needle's eye 🎵Not gonna cry for a 🎵Stockton Rush
[To the tune of Uptown Girl]
🎵Stockton Rush
🎵He's been turned into a deep sea mush
🎵Who needs a camel when you have this guy
🎵Who you could squeeze right through a needle's eye
🎵Not gonna cry for a
🎵Stockton Rush
RT by @DemonTomatoDave: wait, so there was almost-certain proof the sub had been crushed available days ago, and all the news orgs still just ran with Oxygen Countdowns & reports about how they could still be alive based on random ocean noises? that is way darker than any joke we made on here, damn.
wait, so there was almost-certain proof the sub had been crushed available days ago, and all the news orgs still just ran with Oxygen Countdowns & reports about how they could still be alive based on random ocean noises? that is way darker than any joke we made on here, damn.
Vampire Survivors adds couch co-op mode soon with free Xbox update
Minecraft update fixes over 100 broken Xbox achievements on Nintendo Switch
RT by @bestofdyingtwit: Using slurs like ‘adult virgin who owns electric car company’ is hateful language that will no longer be tolerated. https://bit.ly/3CF6v45
MerijnGoddamn the Onion nail it agian. Best slideshow I've seen in years.
Using slurs like ‘adult virgin who owns electric car company’ is hateful language that will no longer be tolerated. bit.ly/3CF6v45
I would really like a stress doll, maybe quarter to half size, dressed as a software developer. Beard, glasses, man bun, cheap t-shirt, cargo shorts, the works. With removable intestines. That's important.
MerijnI think I know the project manager who wrote this :D
I would really like a stress doll, maybe quarter to half size, dressed as a software developer. Beard, glasses, man bun, cheap t-shirt, cargo shorts, the works. With removable intestines. That's important.
RT by @DemonTomatoDave: YE'RE NO HONESTLY TELLIN ME THIS CUNT GETS BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE LION
Merijnit's morbin' time 2!
YE'RE NO HONESTLY TELLIN ME THIS CUNT GETS BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE LION
RT by @DemonTomatoDave: there is absolutely no amount of money you could pay me to willingly get into one of these things
there is absolutely no amount of money you could pay me to willingly get into one of these things
Binance to leave the Netherlands after failing to obtain license
As they are wont to do, Binance set up shop in the Netherlands without getting permission from the country's regulators. However, after being warned and then fined €3.3 million (~$3.35 million) in January, they apparently finally decided it was time to try to comply with requirements.
Sadly for them, they were unable to obtain a VASP registration in the country, and their "many alternative avenues to service Dutch residents in compliance with Dutch regulations" didn't pan out either. They announced that, effective immediately, they would no longer be accepting new customers from the region. Existing customers in the country will soon be only able to withdraw assets, and will not be able to purchase assets or trade on the platform.
My dad thinks he has Alzheimer's, going for loads of tests. His memory has gone and his brain isn't functioning. He doesn't have it, he just ran out of vape and nicked one from my room. It was a weed one from USA, he's been stoned the whole time. Can't tell him
My dad thinks he has Alzheimer's, going for loads of tests. His memory has gone and his brain isn't functioning. He doesn't have it, he just ran out of vape and nicked one from my room. It was a weed one from USA, he's been stoned the whole time. Can't tell him
RT by @DemonTomatoDave: This is the greatest achievement in the history of sport.
This is the greatest achievement in the history of sport.
RT by @DemonTomatoDave: Ugh. I keep telling them… I AM human!!!
Ugh. I keep telling them… I AM human!!!
Lol I hate it when people do the "come and find me here" and it's a bsky account. Like mate. Famously we can't. You only posted it to show off that you're one of the handful of people in the world who can go there. Get on mastodon like the proles
Lol I hate it when people do the "come and find me here" and it's a bsky account. Like mate. Famously we can't. You only posted it to show off that you're one of the handful of people in the world who can go there. Get on mastodon like the proles
Spent a total a weeks completing every race in Forza 7. The ending was just 'congrats, you did it'. I was so disappointed I cried for the first time in years. I'm a 40 year old man.
MerijnThe fate of many an achievement hunter
Spent a total a weeks completing every race in Forza 7. The ending was just 'congrats, you did it'. I was so disappointed I cried for the first time in years. I'm a 40 year old man.
RT by @bestofdyingtwit: Block all Twitter Blue subscribers. It's easy, it takes no effort at all, it's a source of great pain for twitter's algorithm, and it feels good. https://notes.jordanscales.com/block-the-blue
Block all Twitter Blue subscribers. It's easy, it takes no effort at all, it's a source of great pain for twitter's algorithm, and it feels good.
notes.jordanscales.com/block…
Apollo Remastered
NASA keeps the original film negatives from the Apollo program sealed in a frozen vault in Houston, TX and rarely grants access to them. As a result, nearly all of the photos we see of those historic missions were made decades ago or are copies of copies. Recently, the film was cleaned and digitally scanned at "an unprecedented resolution".
Using these new high-res scans, image specialist Andy Saunders remastered each of the 35,000 photographs, resulting in this incredible-looking book, Apollo Remastered: The Ultimate Photographic Record. From the book's website:
The photographs from the lunar surface are as close as we can get to standing on the Moon ourselves, and for the first time, we were able to look back at Earth from afar, experiencing the "overview effect" — the cognitive shift that elicits an intense emotional experience upon seeing our home planet from space for the first time. The "Blue Marble" photograph, taken as Apollo 17 set course for the Moon, depicts the whole sunlit Earth, and is the most reproduced photograph of all time. Along with Apollo 8's "Earthrise," which depicts Earth above the lunar horizon, it was a catalyst for the environmental movement that continues today.
Saunders is also selling prints of some of these remastered photos, which look absolutely stunning.
Tags: Andy Saunders · Apollo · Apollo Remastered · books · NASA · photography · spaceEvery night at 22:30 I put Newsnight on TV. My wife finds it very boring so she goes to bed. I immediately start playing FIFA.
Every night at 22:30 I put Newsnight on TV. My wife finds it very boring so she goes to bed. I immediately start playing FIFA.
PowerWash Simulator adds new Xbox achievements soon with SpongeBob DLC
Three Quick Links for Monday Afternoon
After 251 weeks, Greta Thunberg has ended her school strike for climate, not because the climate crisis is over but because she's graduating.
In case you missed it, this is probably the best (and most hilarious) plain-language explanation of what's in Trump's federal indictment.
A philosophy professor uploaded his Introduction to Ethics final exam to an online site often used to cheat on such exams and caught 40% of his students cheating. But was it unethical of him to entrap them like that?
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My divorce papers said 'irreconcilable differences'. That's only because they couldn't say ''constant, deliberate and unrestrained flatulence'.
My divorce papers said 'irreconcilable differences'. That's only because they couldn't say ''constant, deliberate and unrestrained flatulence'.
The Witcher Season 3 Drops New Trailer with Fancy Geralt
The third season of The Witcher may not be the show’s final season, but for many, it may as well be. With the news last year of Henry Cavill leaving the role and Liam Hemsworth taking over, it definitely feels like the series just won’t be the same. However, we have one more season with the squarest jaw in Hollywood playing Mr. of Rivia, and the newest trailer for The Witcher season 3 shows off action, magic, romance… and a fancy dress party.
The third season of the show finds Geralt (Henry Cavill), Yennefer (Anya Chalotra), and Ciri (Freya Allan) together as one happy little kind-of family, but things are not actually going to go all that well on the Continent. Everyone is after Ciri, so Geralt takes her into hiding, though just how effective that is is unclear considering the amount of monsters and chases the Witcher season 3 trailer features. Along for the ride, and comic relief, is bard Jaskier (Joey Batey), and the group eventually ends up in the protected fortress of Aretuza where politics and drama are afoot. That explains the fancy dress party and dramatic choreographed dancing that any fantasy must, at some point, include.
With Netflix having already renewed the series until season 5, this third season probably won’t have much finality to it despite Cavill leaving, and the show will most likely roll on without even mentioning or coming up with a reason for the recasting. While Cavill, who was a champion for the show from the start and a massive Witcher fan, hasn’t given an official reason for his departure, theories have run rampant from his not liking the direction the writers were taking the series as the show deviated from the books to his belief that he would be too busy thanks to his now-failed return as Superman. Whatever the reason, The Witcher will definitely be different without him once season 3 has wrapped up, but at least we’re potentially getting a Warhammer show now.
The Witcher season 3 will drop on Netflix in two parts over the summer. The first half of the season will land on June 29, followed by the second on July 27.
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Please don’t share fucking footage of a toddler getting stabbed in a pram. It serves no purpose, I watched it cause I didn’t know what happened yet, and now I’m gonna be sick all fucking week. Goddammit.
MerijnTime to delete your twitter account... about a year ago
Please don’t share fucking footage of a toddler getting stabbed in a pram. It serves no purpose, I watched it cause I didn’t know what happened yet, and now I’m gonna be sick all fucking week. Goddammit.
During military training in 2000, I walked into my friends room to see 5 guys sitting on chairs and masturbating to porn on the single TV. They had loo roll tubes taped to their faces like binoculars, as making eye contact would be gay. I left very quietly.
During military training in 2000, I walked into my friends room to see 5 guys sitting on chairs and masturbating to porn on the single TV. They had loo roll tubes taped to their faces like binoculars, as making eye contact would be gay. I left very quietly.