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04 May 05:12

When my boyfriend asks me who my favorite person in the world is

11 Apr 04:11

What I do after work every day

11 Apr 03:55

What I wish I could do when I get into the office on Monday morning

03 Apr 19:25

Me waking up my boyfriend on the weekend

26 Mar 04:32

What Do You Do If You Love Something

Apparently Elsa knows just what to do with love, she just lets it go.

23 Mar 14:35

An appropriate reaction to guys who cat call you on the street

19 Mar 02:11

When I sent a work email to a long list of people and then realize I made a horrible typo

11 Feb 05:56

When my friend suggests we start detoxing from alcohol

09 Jan 18:14

How I feel when my friends and I roll up to a bar full of college kids

Mom Jeans

03 Sep 23:31

Will Marco Ever Get Married?

Will Marco Ever Get Married?

Submitted by: (via Kunderthunt)

Tagged: crosswalk , funny , marriage , wtf
22 Aug 17:41

Why haven't you had kids yet?

by Matthew Inman
17 Jun 04:21

He's Definitely Involved

dogs,scandal,sexy times,funny

Submitted by: (via Battle 4 Seattle)

Tagged: dogs , scandal , sexy times , funny
07 May 16:54

May 07, 2014


Big new project announcement coming soon!
03 Apr 17:22

Everything is broken.

by Georgia Dunn
Ritagkurtz

I hope you read these comics, Julia! They're so good, and I don't even have a cat :D

Breaking Cat News 01

27 Mar 18:48

Every time I start to catch up on my reading

Ritagkurtz

I just like the GIF!

27 Mar 18:45

Eventually after I suppress a bunch of little annoyances caused by my boyfriend

22 Jan 20:48

My appearance after a while of working at a desk job

Grapes into raisins time-lapse

08 Dec 03:54

When someone says they don't like avocado

                   

28 Nov 05:41

Black Thursday

by admin

Comic

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Enjoy it with your family if you can!
12 Nov 20:11

November 12, 2013

Ritagkurtz

Why I shouldn't have a child :P


Last day to get the new poster!
07 Nov 15:37

If Your Cat Was on OKCupid

If Your Cat Was on OKCupid

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: online dating , Cats , funny , dating
28 Oct 19:58

When my boyfriend suggested we start eating healthier

19 Oct 00:06

Looking back on old pictures from college

16 Oct 00:15

How I really feel about house music

09 Oct 17:15

Me & my best friend

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27 Sep 22:05

When a co-worker shares way too much personal information with me

                    

25 Sep 17:33

He's Not Wrong Though




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Our telescopes have similar difficulty distinguishing extrasolar planets due to their parent stars' glare.

Recording continues! It is REALLY FUN. On several occasions I have literally burst out laughing at how ridiculously heavy the guitars are. You'll see.

12 Sep 03:42

Me at my desk:

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12 Sep 03:41

When someone asks me what my problem is

24 Aug 16:19

I hope…

by Kerry

Lately, whenever I read a note like this, I can’t help but think of this bit by Louis CK:

Exhibit a) Spotted independently by both Kendy and Jane on the front gate of a cottage in a small English village. Writes Kendy: “I was surprised that in such a peaceful little place there were thieves bold enough to steal a child’s toy — and equally bold locals willing to publish their death wish to said thief!”

To the person who stole my 4 year old grandaughter's paddling pool, I hope you drown in it.

Exhibit b) From an office in Texas

To the lowlife who's been stealing people's lunches: I hope you develop chronic hemorrhoids.

Exhibit c) Found by John in Atlanta on the windshield of his car — which was parked just fine, he adds!

Dear Motherfucker, You park like an asshole I hope your kids get addicted to drugs. (Heart) Jack

Exhibit d) Also from Atlanta, specifically the campus of Georgia Tech — Justin says this was posted by every bike rack in the vicinity of the Electrical Engineering building. (So he ripped one down, took it home, and scanned it.)

Did you take a red Specialized bike from Van Leer on 1 Feb at noon? FUCK YOU. I hope you have an aneurysm and rot in a ditch. I am going to spend the rest of my days tracking you down. I will find you. You will never sleep again. No god will save you. I am coming for you.

related: Wishin’ and hopin’