Daniel Whitehill

If you've ever gone to Taco Bell on a date (hey, we won't judge), you know all too well the perils of eating too much junk food prior to having sex. But apparently, science shows that ripping through a carne asada burrito before having sex isn't necessarily a one-way ticket to Farting While Going to Third Base town. In fact, it might actually make you hornier.

A recent study published in the journal Appetite has found that women with full stomachs are more likely to respond to romantically arousing images than women with empty stomachs. Screw the movie or the wine bar, let's all just go to Popeye's.

The study: Led by postdoctoral researcher Alice Ely, the pilot study set out to measure whether a woman's sexual desire was affected by her hunger level. So researchers rounded up 20 women and had them fast for eight hours. Read More

Megyn Kelly asks Trump: “You’ve called women you don’t like, ‘fat pigs,’ ‘dogs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘disgusting animals’...” He interrupts her to clarify, “Only Rosie O’Donnell.”

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“I want to get away, I want to fly away,” is what I assume Lenny Kravitz’s dick was singing to itself when it fell out of his pants yesterday at a concert in Stockholm.

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A screenshot from the Windows 10 version of Solitaire, taken by my friend @Andrew_Cycle. He captions it: “Our dystopian society is even more nightmarish than any sci-fi author predicted.”

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For anyone who’s had their credit card number or other elements of their identity stolen, the footage above should provide a satisfying jolt of catharsis. It sure as hell did for me.

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According to reports, the man who shot a famous Zimbabwean lion named Cecil wasn’t a mysterious Spanish hunter at all—it was a wealthy American dentist named Walter Palmer with a history of breaking laws in his hunt for paws.http://gawker.com/hunt-for-spani...

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President Obama took some time out from his historic, multi-day trip to his father's homeland of Kenya to criticize that government's record on gay rights.

On Saturday, while conducting a press conference with Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, Obama referred to his own background as an African-American and stated he was "painfully aware of the history when people are treated differently under the law," the Associated Press reports.

"That's the path whereby freedoms begin to erode and bad things happen," Obama added. "When a government gets in the habit of treating people differently, those habits can spread."

"With respect to the rights of gays and lesbians, I've been consistent all across Africa on this," Obama told the crowd, according to the Washington Blade. "I believe in the principle of treating people equally under the law. Read More

Yesterday, Lifetime released the cast photo for their unauthorized behind-the-scenes Beverly Hills, 90210 movie and it was like I was transported back to 1990. The cast looked exactly like the original cast and by that I mean not at all. Well, Lifetime is also doing a Melrose Place movie and the cast photo for that is just as messy. They also released names of the actors and I’m going to try to match who plays who:

In the white dress looking like she has to piss: Sandy Louise Harding/Amy Locane (played by Lanie Mcauley)
In the clearance bin Miley wig: Jane Mancini/Josie Bissett (played by Chloe McClay)
With his chest out looking like he’s posing in an ad for a drugstore cologne: Jake Hanson/Grant Show (played by Ryan Bruce)
In the black dress sitting: Sydney Andrews/Laura Leighton (played by Chelsea Hobbs)
In the vest looking like a rejected Jonas Brother: Billy Campbell/Andrew Shue (played by Frank Bailey)
Thirsty weave trying her best to throw a bitchface: Amanda Woodward/Heather Locklear (played by Ciara Hanna)
Blondie next to thirsty weave: Matt Fielding/Doug Savant (played by Joseph Coleman)
Chipper girl sitting: Allison Parker/Courtney Thorne-Smith (played by Rebecca Dalton)
Sitting below chipper girl thinking to herself, “The hell am I doing?“: Rhonda Blair/Vanessa A. Williams (played by Karissa Tynes)
In ruffled top looking like she’s letting out a real slow, sneaky queef: Kimberly Shaw/Marcia Cross (played by Teagan Vincze)
Black blazer with a hairline that’s trying to run away from his eyebrows: Michael Mancini/Thomas Calabro (played by Brandon Barash)
Black shiny shirt: Jo Reynolds/Daphne Zuniga (played by Ali Cobrin)

Also, Dan Castellaneta from The Simpsons is playing Aaron Spelling. The Beverly Hills, 90210 movie will air on October 3rd and the Melrose Place movie will air exactly a week later.

It looks like the casting people just waltzed into an Applebee’s and randomly picked people to play the parts as fast as they could so they could get on with their 3 martini lunch. “You’re white. You can play Billy!” I look more like Jane Mancini than the actress playing Jane Mancini does. But you know, I wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s a Lifetime movie. I want community theater wigs, acting that makes Megan Fox look like Tilda Swinton and actors who look absolutely nothing like the person they’re playing. I want that shit to be a wreck from top to bottom. And judging by that picture, it looks like the Melrose Place movie is well on its way.

If you need a comparison, here’s one of the original cast photos (some people are missing, obviously):

If breakfast is considered the most important meal of the day, then this is easily the most important news you will read today.

A memo released by fast-food giant McDonald's and obtained by the Wall Street Journal calls on franchise owners to prepare for breakfast to last all day as early as October. 

The company has been testing all-day breakfast options in select markets following a growing demand for the breakfast menu to be extended past the 10:30 a.m. time frame. NBC reports McDonald's has tested all-day breakfast in San Diego, California, and throughout Nashville, Tennessee. 

A couple enjoys breakfast at a local New York City McDonald's.Source: Mark Lennihan/APBecause of limited grill space, the food chain has stated it would be difficult to maintain all-day breakfast options nationwide. Read More

If it exists, there is a porn of it. And since Jurassic World exists, you better believe there is a porn of it.

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