Comic by: tennyjane
MAKE THIS GUY FAMOUS SO HE CAN DO IT.
HICCUP GOT HOTT
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Now all I need is someone who wants to marry me.
DEM NOOKLINGS. I love this game. I love it so much.
The Nooklings and Apple the Hamster
Animal Crossing requests #1
I wonder what kind of owl this is... Thankfully this is the internet.
Well that's comforting.
KITTENS AH MA GAWD *splort*
Is this guy my nephew? Because my mother is like this to a T.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.
This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100
^ think of it in reverse! how much more do i need to add to 93 to get to 100?
my teacher taught me this
in grade 4
i’m sorry you all had shitty teachers
*cha cha real smooth out motherfuckers*
93 x 95 = 8835
I’m SMART now
I think I'll name my kid Hellbender for the lulz.
If only it were that simple...
I like this kid. She's got her priorities in order.
I F*****G LOVE OWLS.
Now I want a pet skunk...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
You had me at 'Steven Stone'. 8D
imagine a R/S/E remake that makes full use of XY’s 3D graphics
groudon and kyogre fight
I really hate it when people say
“Men shouldn’t call women fat”
“Men shouldn’t abuse women”
“Men shouldn’t rape women”
“Men shouldn’t be sexist”
When really it should be
“Nobody should call anybody fat”
“Nobody should abuse anybody”
“Nobody should rape anybody”
“Nobody should be sexist”
Stop blaming men for everything
I KNOW THAT FEEL. I had about 500 cards. All gone now.
I plan on moving to Finland when I have kids so I can raise them there.
never not reblog
Do want. I'd never go hungry again.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
your mcdonalds clam is empty of a burger, you refill it
Am I a bad person for wishing I had done this with my cat back when he was still alive?
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
what the actual fuck
When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS