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01 Sep 21:58
Primrose Everdeen says FML
by Primrose Everdeen
Today, I was at Starbucks getting my usual morning coffee. When the barista asked me what name I wanted on the cup, I said 'Primrose Everdeen' for a laugh. When they called out my order, a stranger yelled, "I volunteer as tribute", walked up to the counter, took my coffee, and left. FML
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01 Sep 21:46
thekid says FML
by thekid
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I noticed their 5-year-old son digging a hole in their garden, and so I went out to ask him what he was doing. He turned to face me, stared deeply at me, and said, "Digging your grave." I'm scared. FML
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01 Sep 21:29
anonymous says FML
by anonymous
Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML
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01 Sep 21:25
Treats For Days says FML
by Treats For Days
Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML
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