Looks just like a Colonial Marines standard ration can - but it's got a surprise! Looks just like a Colonial Marines standard ration can - but it's got a surprise! Give it to a friend and/or coworker and enjoy as they soil their uniform. It sure doesn't have rations in it - it's got a spring loaded Xenomorph chestburster. HAHAHA. $29.99
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02 Apr 16:56
Looks just like a Colonial Marines standard ration can - but it's got a surprise! Looks just like a Colonial Marines standard ration can - but it's got a surprise! Give it to a friend and/or coworker and enjoy as they soil their uniform. It sure doesn't have rations in it - it's got a spring loaded Xenomorph chestburster. HAHAHA. $29.99
Interests : Aliens Chestburster-in-a-Can
Looks just like a Colonial Marines standard ration can - but it's got a surprise! Looks just like a Colonial Marines standard ration can - but it's got a surprise! Give it to a friend and/or coworker and enjoy as they soil their uniform. It sure doesn't have rations in it - it's got a spring loaded Xenomorph chestburster. HAHAHA. $29.99
02 Apr 16:56
Zom-B-Licious cookies! Create your own delicious dead with this set of three unique zombie-shaped cookie cutters. Whip up your favorite sugar cookie recipe, dye the dough green, cut it up, toss them in the fires of your oven, and then frost them into undead delights. $9.99
Home & Office : UndeadFred Zombie Cookie Cutters
Zom-B-Licious cookies! Create your own delicious dead with this set of three unique zombie-shaped cookie cutters. Whip up your favorite sugar cookie recipe, dye the dough green, cut it up, toss them in the fires of your oven, and then frost them into undead delights. $9.99
02 Apr 12:31
Paying Your Last Respects FAIL
Submitted by: anselmbe
Tagged: cars , coffin , funeral , grandma , honk , respect , fail nation Share on Facebook
02 Apr 12:30
Samoyed Puppy Enjoys Cuddle Time
beaucoup.de.rien, Tertiarymatt and one other like this
02 Apr 12:28
My, What a Handsome Snake You Are
Squee! Spotter: Unknown (via All Tail No Legs)
Tagged: snake , white , creepy cute Share on Facebook
02 Apr 12:21
If only we could get kids as excited about fruit as this dog is. Michelle Obama, please sign this puppy up for your healthy school lunches team. With this dog's help, the United States of America could get back on top! More »
Dog Performs Ancient Ritual for the Gods of Fruit
by Laura Beck
If only we could get kids as excited about fruit as this dog is. Michelle Obama, please sign this puppy up for your healthy school lunches team. With this dog's help, the United States of America could get back on top! More »
01 Apr 12:26
All the Colors
Submitted by: Unknown (via Tastefully Offensive)
Tagged: poop , crayons , dog shaming , rainbow , pugs Share on Facebook
Drakkulea and -1 others like this
01 Apr 12:26
Making Cookies Did Not Turn Out as Expected
Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)
Tagged: mixer , cooking , baking , grandma , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook
01 Apr 12:16
TV Classics Including “Itchy and Scratchy,” “Inspector Spacetime,” and Straight-to-DVD Film Classic “The Rural Juror” Arrive Exclusively on Hulu and Hulu Plus.
by Mark Forbes
One of the perks of working at Hulu is that I get to watch a lot of TV. Like the rest of the Hulu team, I love TV shows that draw us in every week, delight us with unexpected story twists, engage us with unique characters, and surprise us with humor and drama.
Since Hulu is always scouring the planet for the best TV shows we can offer, you can only imagine how excited we are to announce our brand new slate of classic shows now available exclusively on Hulu and Hulu Plus.
Today, you’ll be able to binge on every episode from any season of “Inspector Spacetime,” “The Itchy & Scratchy Show,” “MILF Island,” “Mock Trial With J. Reinhold,” “Ya Heard? With Perd,” “Sick, Sad World,” “Queen of Jordan,” “Space Teens,” and “Numberwang” all in one place.
No, that one place isn’t your dreams. That one place is Hulu.
We’re bolstering our movie lineup, too. We’re proud to bring you ”The Rural Juror,” winner of multiple awards worldwide including “Most Unpronounceable Film” at the Cannes Film Festival and “The Daytona High School Movie Night Participation Award.” The seven-hour, one-part film follows Jenna Maroney as a twirler girl whose demure world, spurred by Irma Luhrman-Merman’s murder, is cured by a fervid whirl of her turgid error. It also stars Kari Whurer. We are also adding its sequel, “Urban Fervor,” to our service.
It is an honor, as well, to present to our users the entire catalogue of the beloved, ultra-violent children’s series “The Itchy & Scratchy Show.” Thanks to a laborious, day-and-night effort by our video publishing team, all 63,764 episodes of “Itchy & Scratchy” are available on Hulu and Hulu Plus starting today – with the exception of seven episodes banned by “Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping,” and one from 1934 that is too deplorable to discuss.
And get your X7 Dimensionisers ready, ”Inspector Spacetime” fans! Today, you can follow all 11 Inspectors through the 51 years of the classic British TV series and its probably too intimidating catalogue. Brought back to prominence with a viral campaign by students Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir on the campus of Greendale Community College, “Inspector Spacetime” boasts a small but rabid fanbase. As always, Hulu is thrilled to align ourselves with TV shows and fans that are streets ahead.Oh, and we have acquired the rights to British math quiz show “Numberwang.” We hope to one day understand it.
I truly hope you enjoy the new additions to our service as much as we all do. Special thanks to our friends at Sabor de Soledad CheesePuffs, McDaniels, The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine, and Duff Beer for their support as official launch sponsors.
Happy watching! 4.1.13. And that’s Numberwang.
01 Apr 00:46
Natural Selection: Human Intervention Style
Submitted by: AndreC11 (via Cheezburger iOS Builder)
Tagged: natural selection , conspiracy keanu , flies Share on Facebook
01 Apr 00:45
This Peep Contest Just Got Meta
Behold: Peeps entering a candy human contest. We're pretty far down the rabbit (bunny?) hole this year, folks.
Submitted by: Unknown (via Washington Post)
Tagged: easter , meta , peeps , g rated , win Share on Facebook
01 Apr 00:44
You Know What Will Happen, Yet You Still Do It
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: dogs , interaction , RPGs , tales of vesperia , arrested development Share on Facebook
01 Apr 00:44
A Homemade Peep Chandelier
Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: easter , chandeliers , peeps , g rated , there I fixed it Share on Facebook
31 Mar 21:08
Start to Fin Bookends
by ModCloth
Take a novel, nautical approach to organizing your literature collection with this whale bookend set! Cast from iron into two heavy halves, this handy whale inspires you to approach each hulking ‘tail’ on your shelf with a sailor’s determination and a sunny smile. Flaunting painted features and flowing, curved flukes, this weathered whale invites you to spout off legendary lines and thoughtful critiques as you journey through your personal library.
Price: $54.99
30 Mar 23:42
Bottoms Pup Mug
by ModCloth
Whether you fill this pug mug with hot tea or a hot toddy, we raise our glass to your whimsy! The adorable face of a pup forms the base of this ceramic mug and makes for topsy-turvy tea time with your canine-loving pals. Clad in a polka-dotted collar, this pug looks eager to make its appearance atop your upcycled table and will obediently sit next to your dotted cloth napkins and place settings. Ask this mug to roll over in your hutch so you can look at the playful pooch’s face until you’re ready for another round!
Price: $17.99