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12 Jan 02:43

A Very Snowpy Christmas

christmas,snow,puns,snoopy

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: christmas , snow , puns , snoopy
12 Jan 02:37

They Both do What They Need to for the Music to Stop!

They Both do What They Need to for the Music to Stop!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: bath , cute , dogs , shower , singing
12 Jan 02:31

The Three Steps of an Unsuccessful Escape

The Three Steps of an Unsuccessful Escape

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: cute , dogs , escape , puppies
12 Jan 02:26

Candles? Sure, I Have Candles...

Candles? Sure, I Have Candles...

...well, I have a candle...

Submitted by: Unknown (via Distinguished Baloney)

12 Jan 02:25

Just One More Bite...

Just One More Bite...

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: food , dogs , gifs , eat , lazy , funny
12 Jan 02:22

Henrietta Has a Phobia of Balloons

Henrietta Has a Phobia of Balloons

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Tagged: Balloons , lost , tricks , turtles
12 Jan 02:21

You're Never Too Old For a Bubble-Beard Selfie

You're Never Too Old For a Bubble-Beard Selfie

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11 Jan 21:15

Now It's Growing Legs and Shuffling

baths,ipods

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Tagged: baths , ipods
04 Jan 06:03

January 03, 2014


Just a reminder, you can support SMBC and get nifty at my patreon page. Thanks!
03 Jan 13:07

Knitscene Spring 2014

by Orange Swan
Knitscene has published their Spring 2014 issue. Let's have a look at it.





The Shelby Creek Shrug. This is a beautiful piece of work.





The Sugar Grove Shawl. I like this one too. I like that it's trimmed with lace rather than all lace, because lace is so snag-prone.





The Mallory Hills Shawlette. Between the photography and the variegated yarn, I can't see the details of this shawl properly but I think I like it.





The Clayton Mill Cardigan. I like the detail on this cardigan, but not the shape. It just looks as though it's too small, and as you can see it's no friend even to this professional model.





The Field Bazaar Sweater. This one's okay. It's basically a knitted sweatshirt jazzed up with a couple of cut-out details. I don't know that I would want to bother knitting anything this basic but it's wearable enough, and it might be a good pattern to showcase a gorgeous yarn.





The Sign of Four Scarf. I like this scarf. I like the Sherlock Holmes short story name of it, too, though I don't understand what the connection is.





The Boscombe Socks. There seems to be a real cut-out theme in this issue of Knitscene. Using a cut-out detail in a pair of socks isn't a bad idea aesthetically, but I can't help thinking the wearer is going to get really weird tan marks from them.





The J. Watson Shawl. Even Dr. Watson would have rejected the premise of this shawl as faulty. And we are definitely getting too carried away with our cut-out fetish, Knitscene.





The Baskerville Tank. Quite like this one, which actually has a very unusual construction. The bias-knit bodice and draped garter yoke give it a body skimming fit and flare.





The Belgravia Tee. This one's classic and delicately pretty from the front and has a surprise cut-out in the back. It works and should be wearable for a lot of women. Those who don't like the back exposé don't have to include the peephole.





The Van Doesburg Pullover. Not bad. The graphic effect is eye-catching and the sweater itself is well-shaped. Lengthen the sleeves and the body of the sweater if you don't feel the cropped lengths will work on the intended wearer.





The Semper Tunic. When someone's designing something unusual like an asymmetrical tunic, they really ought to put the effort in and give us an interesting, well-crafted piece rather than slapping something together and putting it with a bizarrely mismatched skirt and tights. Though to be fair, this tunic might work reasonably well if it was properly styled.





The Laren Mitts. These are really quite striking, if not my idea of spring wear.





The Oud Tank. Can't say I care for this one. It looks like a mésalliance between a lace blouse and a tank top. That racer stripe of lace up the sides is just jarringly out of place. Updating a traditional lace-trimmed top style into a young and modern style would be an interesting design challenge, but this design wasn't up to the task.





The Rietveld Sweater. A very basic colourblock sweater. This is nothing special, but it's not bad either.





The Alexandrite Tank. I very much like this one. Love the collar and the overall lines. I do have one problem with that openwork front and back strip though: the wearer's bra will show through it. I'd be inclined to replace the stitch used for those centre strips with a solid decorative stitch, such as a cable effect.






The Lazulum Shell. Quite like this one. It has simple clean lines and yet it's stylish and high-impact.





The Amazonite Tank. Very cute and wearable retro-style piece.





The Balas Ruby Raglan. Here we have another bad marriage of lace and modern styling. This lacy stitch just isn't working on a baseball-style top.





The Fire Opal Tee. This is a good piece with good lines and a pleasing texture.





The Sunstone Tee. I don't know why anyone thought that this top ought to be shaped in such a way that it bulges out in front. "Looking pregnant" is not exactly on most women's list of goals for 2014, even if they are (or plan to become) pregnant. And while I do kind of like the built-in necklace concept, but I think it deserves a better and more interesting execution than it got here.





The Verdelite Cardigan. Knitscene really put the Peter Pan collar through its paces for this issue. I actually do rather like this cardigan. It's an interesting and modern take on a staid classic, and it's pretty wearable. I usually say the problem with asymmetrical cardigans is that you can't wear them open, but this one basically is worn open.
01 Jan 18:02

Scumbag Parents

Scumbag Parents

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: parents , scumbag
31 Dec 23:10

Titanic Life Jackets Are Down the Aisle

31 Dec 23:09

Never Run Out Again

Never Run Out Again

Submitted by: Unknown (via Acid Cow)

31 Dec 23:06

You Perfectly Shatnered That!

You Perfectly Shatnered That!

Submitted by: Unknown

31 Dec 23:04

A Label Everyone Can Understand

A Label Everyone Can Understand

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: guns , pew , labels
31 Dec 17:33

"It's Spelled Australia"

"It's Spelled Australia"

Submitted by: Unknown

29 Dec 22:46

Never Let Your Husband Shop for Feminine Products

29 Dec 22:44

Jabba the Snowman

29 Dec 22:40

"I Liked You Better Deaf" is the Sweetest Gift to a Dad Who Regained His Hearing

Submitted by: Unknown (via Uproxx)

Tagged: cute , song , deaf , Video , g rated , win
28 Dec 17:58

Wizard Status Confirmed

Wizard Status Confirmed

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28 Dec 17:58

Watch Out, We've Got a Badass Over Here!

Watch Out, We've Got a Badass Over Here!

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Tagged: cable , TV , Time Warner Cable
28 Dec 17:57

Maxin' Relaxin'

Maxin' Relaxin'

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28 Dec 17:57

Allah the Above

Allah the Above

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28 Dec 17:50

Covet thy Neighbor's Ass... for Jesus

Covet thy Neighbor's Ass... for Jesus

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: religion , jesus , sin
28 Dec 17:49

My Way or the Hellway

My Way or the Hellway

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: jesus , religion
28 Dec 17:47

What You're Really Asking for Every Time You Want It to Snow

What You're Really Asking for Every Time You Want It to Snow

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: snowmen , winter
28 Dec 00:32

How did a toy car magically appear behind these two pieces of paper?

by Casey Chan on Sploid, shared by Casey Chan to Gizmodo

How did a toy car magically appear behind these two pieces of paper?

In this illusion, a toy car seemingly appears from no where. How is that possible? Well, the car was always there. Really. It's a simple but masterful trick, the toy car is programmed to travel along a designated route while the red cards are shown off as a distraction. As one card is shown to reveal nothing behind it, the other card is covering the moving toy car. What you're seeing is what you're allowed to see.

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27 Dec 05:09

Hi There, Just Wanted to See What You Were Doing

Hi There, Just Wanted to See What You Were Doing

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: snowmen , tall , wtf
27 Dec 05:08

Animals vs. People

25 Dec 22:12

We Tried, Guys... We Tried...

books christmas waterstone failbook g rated - 7970432512

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