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01 Nov 09:18

My reaction when I find animated Calvin and Hobbes.

24 Oct 07:44



love this!

24 Oct 07:40

I Couldn't Agree More



24 Oct 07:29

Stress About The Dress

by Wapping1701

hats off to that manager!

Bridal Store | Taylorsville, UT, USA

(I’m an overweight woman, who has always struggled with weight due to a non-functioning thyroid. I struggle to find a store that caters to larger brides until I find this one, so I go to see what they have. There’s a large woman (probably about 5’5 and 350-380 pounds) on the stage in the center of the room having a fitting done. I’m browsing the catalogs when I hear an exchange between a daughter and her mother and the manager. The daughter is a thin girl who appears spoiled with how she talks. The daughter is staring at the larger woman on the stage, and leans in to her mother.)

Daughter: “I can’t believe someone like her is actually getting married!”

Mother: “I didn’t think whales mated for life!”

(The bride-to-be has clearly heard the comments, and is looking devastated. She takes a step away from the manager who is doing the fitting, but the manager stops her and walks up to the mother and daughter.)

Manager: “I can’t believe you think you’re going to get a dress from my store.”

Daughter: “Well, joke’s on you then, because I’m actually here to pick it up! Besides, I’ve already paid.”

Manager: “Oh, you’re picking up your order? What’s the name?”

Mother: “It’s [Name].”

Manager: “Alright…”

(The manager goes behind the counter taps some things on the register, then hands a receipt.)

Manager: “I need you to sign this.”

Mother: “What’s this?”

(The mother signs anyway.)

Manager: “That’s you signing that you have accepted a full refund for your purchase. You can find another store to get your dresses at. I just cancelled your order and am refusing you service. Now leave before I call the police.”


(The daughter starts throwing things around.)

Mother: “We had those dresses custom made! How could you cancel her order! Look at her!”

Manager: “I cancelled the order because I am not going to let any bride feel like she’s not worthy of marriage just because of her size. Clearly you both feel that you are better than others, and I have no place for clients that are, frankly, a**-holes. I’m calling the police, and since I still have your card information, I’m going to charge you for whatever damages your daughter causes.”

(The manager picks up the phone. The mother grabs her daughter and they rush out of the door. I ended up buying my dress from them, and it was BEAUTIFUL! Turns out the manager has a daughter who has a severe thyroid disease and has struggled with weight as well!)

21 Oct 05:19



Gotta love that opera singing/dancing blue thing....

19 Oct 13:12

mia-the-wonder-slut: cakeandrevolution: pubhealth: Why...


Is India listening?




Why Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes

For 75 years, Finland’s expectant mothers have been given a box by the state. It’s like a starter kit of clothes, sheets and toys that can even be used as a bed. And some say it helped Finland achieve one of the world’s lowest infant mortality rates.

It’s a tradition that dates back to the 1930s and it’s designed to give all children in Finland, no matter what background they’re from, an equal start in life.

The maternity package - a gift from the government - is available to all expectant mothers.

It contains bodysuits, a sleeping bag, outdoor gear, bathing products for the baby, as well as nappies, bedding and a small mattress.

With the mattress in the bottom, the box becomes a baby’s first bed. Many children, from all social backgrounds, have their first naps within the safety of the box’s four cardboard walls.

Mothers have a choice between taking the box, or a cash grant, currently set at 140 euros, but 95% opt for the box as it’s worth much more.

The tradition dates back to 1938. To begin with, the scheme was only available to families on low incomes, but that changed in 1949.

Infant mortality in Finland

(From BBC)

Socialism at work.

I would rather my tax money pay for this than drone missiles.

18 Oct 12:32

Posting This Status Tells People That You Can Hardly Contain Yourself

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: puns , facebook , social media , food
15 Oct 06:07


by Saying Images
11 Oct 05:43



indeed ;)

Pregnancy (noun) - Nine month period of a relationship where the man becomes a slave.

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09 Oct 06:11



I know, weird right?

01 Oct 05:29

thrintagecats: Nope. What sort of demonic witchcraft is...




Nope. What sort of demonic witchcraft is this!!!!!

01 Oct 05:24

Message from God

01 Oct 05:21

peterfromtexas: They’re not that innocent


nope, they're certainly not ;)


They’re not that innocent

01 Oct 05:05

Non Sequitur for Monday, September 30, 2013

by Wiley Miller

Follow all of my brain farts lol

25 Sep 07:32



Swedish chef <3

25 Sep 05:47

The First And True Language Of America

by Not Always Right


Grocery Store | Santa Fe, NM, USA

(I’m waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.)

Man: “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.”

Woman: “Excuse me?”

Man: *very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.”

Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”

25 Sep 05:28

Non Sequitur for Tuesday, September 24, 2013

by Wiley Miller

If only this worked...

23 Sep 05:59

Generation Why


I wonder y v r like this...

Generation Why

“What I meant to say was, ‘You can be anything you want to be when you grow up, except happy.”

21 Sep 07:20



sad, isn't it...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting another woman fatter than her.

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21 Sep 06:27

I Think You Mean Astronomy...


made me chuckle...


Submitted by: Unknown

18 Sep 05:54

Balloon Animals Everyone Can Make


I can do these too! :)

ballon animals beginner level animals

Submitted by: Unknown

17 Sep 11:19

Calvin and Hobbes

15 Sep 14:36



Persepolis FTW!

11 Sep 12:20


by Author


(If you’ve been meaning to buy a J&M book for a while, but still haven’t got around to it, you can get 15% off until Sept 13 with the code FOLIA15 at checkout.)

Flattr this for Jesus Book shop here

07 Sep 07:32

Midnight Mischief

by admin

love this!

06 Sep 06:16

Feel Free to Splat into This One as You Will


funny :D

Feel Free to Splat into This One as You Will

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: acme , graffiti , hacked irl , funny , g rated , win
05 Sep 05:38

meanmisterdharma: Zen


love this!

03 Sep 09:17

John Cleese on Education


o shit yes....

John Cleese,grammar,education,failbook,g rated,funny

Submitted by: Unknown

03 Sep 09:11




02 Sep 09:10



life really is a bitch...