
Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys

Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys

Waiting for a render, drew a garf to calm my nerves. Photoshop probably slowed down the rendering, but the garf was undeniably therapeutic.

amazing
is this true
of course it’s true it literally says it right there??
don’t question the facts
It’s Christmas, you know what this means?
IT’S TIME TO FIGHT SANTA
i love this idea ok Wait,







The fewest counties in the fewest states required to win the U.S. presidential election.

every time it shoots a bullet it tweets a message that says “I just shot a bullet.” on her twitter
A man wakes up to find that every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon

Dick Game Diego
Extinction: avoided
Species: saved
Dick: out
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST
Fucked his way out of one of the worst situations a species faces! Good job Diego!!!

Im fucking dying. REAL ESTATE. SELLING PLANETS AND WORRYING ABOUT RETAIL VALUE. HIRING REAL ESTATE WORKERS TO DO HIS BIDDING N UNDERPAYS THEM. this…. This realization is gutting me
its free real estate
the line stickers of frieza in a suit suddenly make so much sense
70% Leg, 30% Anger
30% Leg, 70% Seduction
30% Leg, 70% Determination