
THE LAWNMOWER MAN
Time Warner Interactive
Sega Systems
1994Ask me anything!

Donkey Kong in… a wizard outfit? from Mario Party 2!
IT GOT BETTER @papy-thegreatoriginal post by @speeps-highway
reading it out made me laugh harder than i expected

buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.





I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.
This is my favorite post of all time


Major: I’m gonna need some help from my old friend Batou!
“Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it.” honestly works for almost every single New Yorker cartoon caption.
Proof of concept: