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18 May 13:56

Midcentury jewel box with wraparound terrace asks $2.5M

by Liz Stinson
IKEA Monkey

It looks like a very antiseptic office/hotel. IDK, this one just makes me cold.

Lovely light all around

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Location: Armonk, New York

Price: $2,500,000

When it comes to midcentury modern homes, there’s a fine line between vintage kitsch and timelessness. This 1961-built house, designed by Arthur Witthoefft of Skidmore, Owings & Merrill (who later completed an intriguing Brutalist home in the same town in 1974), is a lovely example of how decades-old architecture can harken to the past while still feeling fresh.

Inner atrium with spiral staircase and marble floors

Built in the woods of Armonk, New York, this 5,000-square-foot home has five bedrooms, five bathrooms, a three car garage, and one wonderfully dramatic 20-foot atrium. Witthoefft designed the space with wall-to-wall windows, which look out onto 2.24 acres of land. If this picture frame of a house wasn’t enough, all of the bedrooms have their own sliding doors that open to the outside.

Living room with fireplace
All white kitchen

The house comes with some truly spectacular dimensions. The main living room stretches 35 feet. Meanwhile, at 30 feet, the master bedroom is large enough for a generous sitting area and then some.

Bedroom with wall of windows and seating area

The painstakingly maintained house has a wrap-around floating terrace, which creates a bridge between the glassy architecture and the surrounding nature.

The property, located at 9 Tallwoods Road, is asking $2,500,000.

Front exterior of modern SOM house

Via: Houlihan Lawrence

17 May 23:35

Swimmer breaks her own world record by 5 seconds, and leaves others more than a lap behind

IKEA Monkey

holy shit

17 May 18:58

The Story of 'The End of the World,' One of the First Ever Viral Videos

by VICE Staff
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I still love this video

Jason Windsor’s "The End of the World" was never meant to end up on the internet. Somehow, in 2003, a user got a hold of it and posted it to eBaum's world, where—in a flash—the low-budget, animated video quickly became one of the first ever clips to go viral. "The End of the World" (or "End of Ze World," as it's commonly known) made its way to YouTube and around the web, gaining millions of views and spawning catchphrases that left an indelible mark on internet slang, long before the rise of the hashtag.

On this episode of The Story Of, VICE meets up with Jason to hear what went into creating "The End of the World," and to talk about his newly released sequel: “End of Ze World... Probably for Real this Time.”

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17 May 18:47

The hilarious cover of GQ’s comedy issue

by Jason Kottke
IKEA Monkey

omg, this is amazing

GQ Comedy Cover

I laughed for a minute straight at the cover of GQ’s comedy issue. Nicely played. (via taffy brodesser-akner)

Tags: GQ   Vanity Fair
16 May 22:33

This Nine-Year-Old Who Pets Dogs Is the Purest Thing on the Internet

by Nicole Clark
IKEA Monkey

I love him

Two years ago, a seven-year-old dog enthusiast Gideon started a blog to commemorate and document his dog-petting adventures. And so "I've Pet That Dog!" was born. Like most amateur blogs, it trucked along largely unnoticed as the entries piled up, 304 of them in total, all catalogued by dog name and date-of-pet, all featuring a photo of Gideon ecstatically petting them. (Dogs are also searchable by breed, which makes this the only website-specific search bar in history that actually works.)

On April 20, Gideon debuted Twitter and revealed himself to be very, very good at it—in just 180 tweets, he's racked up 29,000 followers thanks to his seemingly simple social media strategy: Dogs are good and we should pet them. No "doggo" slang or other tomfoolery here—he's just posting photos of himself petting dogs and being happy. I talked to the kid (now nine years old) behind the blog. He made my heart sing.

VICE: Why did you start “I’ve Pet That Dog”?
Gideon: Well, there’s a couple of reasons. One, I LOVEEE dogs. Two, I wanted to see how many dogs I could get. And three, I wanted to show the public about all of the dogs. I wanted to show everybody all of the dogs in the world. I don’t think I will ever do that, though.

Are there any famous dogs or dog breeds you aspire to pet?
I do not know any dog breeds that we have not got.

I know you’ve pet more than 300 dogs, so that makes sense! Can you recall which dogs were your favorites?
Yeah! I like Clementine. We got Clementine recently—she was our 300th dog. Yeah, she was all cuddly, she loved jumping around. She was soooo adorable.

How do you find the dogs?
What we do is, we drive around in a car and then when we see a dog we park. Then we get out and say, “Can I pet your dog?” Well, that’s what I say. And sometimes they are like, “What??”

Are people usually excited when you approach them? Have people ever said no thank you?
A few times it did happen—only twice actually. I’m not really surprised. They said, well, they felt weird that a kid was asking. I have to admit, it’s kind of weird for a kid to just come up and say, “Can I get your dog on my website?” I think one of the women said no to the website cause maybe she thinks we’re giving away where she lives or something like that.

You’re in school most of the day right? Is this an after-school thing? How much time do you put into the blog?
I do at least one dog a day.

That’s quite the work ethic.
Yep!

When did you start writing more in-depth descriptions of these dogs? Your earlier posts are mostly pictures, but now I see you’re writing bits about the interactions.
Well, we started doing that on my Twitter. We just started putting like the little sentences about the dogs. I don’t know why, I think me and my mom just wanted to like, have people know the dog a tiny bit and get some information about the dog.



What led you to start the Twitter?
My mom just thought of the Twitter to give more—how do I say this—to get it more people to visit the website.

Is it exciting to have this much attention?
Yes! Very much so.

Do you have advice for people who want to do something similar?
Uh [long pause], uh [long pause], uh [long pause], well—tr—no, not actually really.

Are there other blogs that inspire you? Or did you just decide to start?
I just decided to. And I was—my mom just told me this and I was kind of upset!—cause when she said it, when we first started the website, she said she thought it would only last for like, I don’t know, two days. And she thought I’d get bored of it?

But you've kept going for two years now. What motivates you to keep it going?
I think it’s because… I just love meeting the dogs. Why I love meeting dogs is because, well, they’re— if they looked exactly alike I don’t think I would’ve done this website. But they look different. Their fur is different colors. Some of them are taller, some are smaller, some don’t like playing with toys, some love playing with toys. It’s all because they’re basically different.

Are there any other animals that you think you’d want to pet? Or are you just sticking to dogs?
I have to admit this, I did pet a chicken, and I posted it on the website. And a goat. [To his mom] didn’t we pet sheep? [Back to me] one chicken and two goats I think.

How did you find the goat?
We went to this place, and there was a tiny park, basically, that was celebrating kind of. And they had a petting zoo basically. And we asked if we could get one of the goats on the website. And how we found the chicken is that we knew somebody who had a chicken, and then we asked if we could put the chicken on the website. And I had a TON of FUN at that place. One of the chickens got loose—there was like a net and we had to catch it with the net, kind of. Well not a net, we were just trying to catch the chicken and the chicken was running around this other person’s yard. And the person was like, “Why the heck is there a chicken in my yard?” It was hilarious.

That’s incredible. I also see that you really love Chihuahuas, and you’ve started a Chihuahua Fan Club. Do you have a favorite Chihuahua you’ve pet?
I can’t remember exact Chihuahuas, sometimes they get—well, I love them. They’re like so cute, you know, and tiny. My friend lives in California—how we know each other is she used to live here—and me and her are starting this Chihuahua Fan Club.

What do you do in the Chihuahua Fan Club?
Not really much. We do Skype calls—we talk on Skype sometimes about Chihuahuas. And we all talk and talk and talk about Chihuahuas!

Now that you have this Twitter account, maybe you can get some more Chihuahua Fan Club members!
That is an AMAZING IDEA. That is like, THE BEST idea I’ve ever heard.

You are very welcome to use that idea—hopefully you get more fans. I am also a Chihuahua fan, so I can be one of your first new members.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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15 May 17:15

Rami Malek Is Very Hot and Glamorous As Freddie Mercury

by Aimée Lutkin
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This is very good casting

The trailer for the Freddie Mercury biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, is mostly focused on Rami Malek and his many outfits, and reader, that is enough.

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14 May 21:26

Critics Question Whether Pastor Who Said Hitler Was Sent by God Was Good Choice to Speak at U.S. Embassy in Israel

by Ben Mathis-Lilley
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what the fuck

Slate’s Ruth Graham wrote Monday morning about Robert Jeffress, a prominent Dallas pastor who was invited to speak at the opening of the U.S.’s extremely controversial new embassy in Jerusalem despite having noted that he believes Jews will suffer for eternity in hell. Jeffress wasn’t the only evangelical figure in attendance the event, though—and, in fact, he didn’t even have the hottest take on Judaism of the two who were there. Here’s CNN on San Antonio pastor John Hagee, the founder of Christians United for Israel, who delivered a benediction at the new embassy Monday:

14 May 20:21

In Photos: Chaos and Bloodshed in Gaza

by Alan Taylor
IKEA Monkey

Trump tweeted "GREAT DAY FOR ISRAEL!"

at least 43 Palestinians, armed with rocks, are dead. Including children.

Protests along the Gaza-Israel border were met with tear gas and live fire from Israeli forces, leaving dozens dead and hundreds wounded on Monday. The Palestinian demonstrations marked a confluence of events, including the opening of the new U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem, (moved from Tel Aviv after President Donald Trump’s decision to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel), and the upcoming 70th anniversary of what Palestinians call the nakba, or “catastrophe,” the day thousands were driven from their homes in 1948. Reuters reports, citing the Gaza Health Ministry, that at least 43 Palestinians were killed by Israeli gunfire Monday, “the highest toll in a single day since a series of protests demanding the right to return to ancestral homes in Israel began on March 30.”

14 May 17:48

Mads Mikkelsen Starved Himself to Exhaustion for His Latest Role

by Manuela Lazic
IKEA Monkey

He's so excitable!! So many exclamation points!

In his new survival movie, Arctic, Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen plays Overgård, an explorer stranded in the titular wilderness. He finds a glimmer of hope when a rescue helicopter crashes nearby. Though the pilot is dead, saving the life of the accident's lone survivor (Maria Thelma Smáradóttir) compels him to face the elements and rescue them both.

The first feature film from Brazilian YouTuber and music video director Joe Penna, which premiered last week at the Cannes Film Festival, Arctic is a standout for its commitment to naturalism and to braving the elements. Its grueling, 19-day production on location in Iceland was at turns the most "difficult" and "challenging" shoot the Hannibal, "Bitch Better Have My Money," and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story actor says he's ever done.

At the Cannes Film Festival, VICE sat down with Mikkelsen to discuss surviving the film, his preparation (or lack thereof), and why it's important to take roles on for yourself and no one else.

VICE: How did you get involved with the project? It’s such a strange film!
Mads Mikkelsen: It was actually thanks to Martha De Laurentiis, one of the producers on the show Hannibal. She was in this project, and she recommended that he [director Joe Penna] should maybe think about me. Then she called me and she said, “Do you have the script?” and it was down in the pile because I have a lot to read! So I pulled it out and I loved everything. I knew it was a survival film, but I was very much in love with the simplicity of the story: the difference between surviving and being alive, and not being alone in the world, not being able to give up and die because somebody is holding your hand. I thought that was very beautiful. Every genre film needs to have a strong story, and that story was really beautiful.

How did you feel about working with a first time director?
I felt good about it! It’s not the first time I’ve done that, I think I’ve done it [for] maybe half of my films!

Is it a conscious decision to work with first-time directors?
It’s not a completely conscious decision, but it turns out that we have something in common. I like it when people are radical, and they have no compromises. This is their first [film]—they’re like, “This is my shot! This what I’m gonna do!” You can find that in more seasoned directors as well, but you often find it in first-time directors. They’re just like, “Fuck the world, I know what I want!” you know? And I love that.

So when you choose projects, is it always just based on reading scripts?
Yep. I’ll never, NEVER do anything I haven’t read. And I’ll never do anything for which I haven’t met the director. I have to really love the story, and if there’s something I don’t understand, if the director and I disagree, but I think that she or he has a flame, I might say, “Well, I don’t agree, but it’s interesting, it’s cool!” So there has to be the combination of those two. And then thirdly comes my part, and then whoever [else] is in the film. But those are the two main things for me.

When you read the script for Arctic, you knew that the conditions were gonna be intense, right?
I had a hunch! But I didn’t really focus on it, so I realized what we were doing when we were there…

Didn't you prepare at all?
No, I didn’t prepare because the character didn’t prepare! He was just on his way home, and he crashed! And then, so did I! I didn’t prepare physically, but I prepared, obviously, story-wise. Joe and I went through everything. We were on the same page, and we might have agreed on my character’s backstory, but we didn’t want to show it.

It’s more about her backstory than his.
Yeah, but for him it is enormously important as well, and that indicates a little thing about him. But we didn’t want to go down that memory lane. I liked that we didn’t fall down that... I call it a trap. Other people love it, but I think if it was like, OK, he had a fight with his father and this long journey was all about learning how to love your father, no. No! This is about fucking being not-alone in the world! And I think that’s a bigger story.

Yeah, it’s just a guy who happened to fall.
Yeah! And with any luck, it could be you! So we can all go, “OK, I see you, I get it.”

Did you also pick that role because it was gonna be difficult?
No… And I say that a little too fast, because there is a tendency, when I look at a lot of my films! But that’s not what catches me. As I often say, if I wanted a challenge, I would just get naked and walk up Mount Everest, right? It turns that my films often are challenging, but it’s not what intrigues me... I think? Maybe it is, I don’t know! It’s funny—with limits, it’s interesting to see where they are! But I would never have done it if it was just that. It has to be a beautiful story first.

What was the hardest scene to shoot?
They were all very difficult in different ways, some were just physically hard. I kept losing weight, getting thinner and thinner, I had no energy at all, and I forgot to eat. I had to do extreme physical things that I would have had a hard time doing when I was fit! So I was drained [but] my emotions were like, right there. And for that reason, some of the scenes also became a little more emotional! I kind of broke down a few times, because the character would have done it. But we were still in control, I was still aware. It was just like, “OK, let’s use that!” You have to go with the tiredness. You have to go with the weather.

Doesn't physicality distract you from your acting? Or does it help?
It’s a mix… When it’s just difficult, then man is free. You don’t have to act it. It’s there, right? At the same time, we also still have to focus on what we’re acting in that sequence, but with this fatigue, it will come out a little different. The conditions were our biggest enemy but also our biggest friend.

You’ve done also some really big blockbusters. Do you find it hard, once you’ve done a really big film, to then do small films?
No, on the contrary. I miss out. I wanna go and do that! And then when I’ve done a few of those, I wanna go and do a flying kung-fu film in Hong Kong! So I find that it’s a lucky situation because you can drain yourself in both worlds, and what they have in common is that they have to be honest to what they do. There is a frame, there is a goal for what we wanna do, and you gotta be honest on that process. So I’m really comfortable in both places.

I always wonder, when actors work on franchises like The Avengers, if it stops them from doing anything else.
I guess it can. Maybe if you start in that and then there’s a tendency for other people not to see you as anything else… But then again, some actors who do that can get an enormous career from it, so… That’s a typical European question! Americans are not that worried, you know? I think that it’s also [the fact] that other people want to write us up into auteur films, or American acting films. They wanna put us in boxes. But very few actors belong in those boxes and I’m very, very grateful that I’ve been able to go back and forth. I don’t think I’ve lost any of my credibility here, or any of my… whatever they call it, there. Everything inspires each other.

It’s just I guess a bit scary sometimes when you see an actor getting into a project that’s like five films long.
You have to be brave sometimes and pick other things not for your career, but for yourself. Oh, it’s good for me to do a Lars von Trier film, or, I’m this American actor, it would be good to be loved in France as well. I mean, that’s also a thing, right? But that’s not the way to do it. You’ll do a Lars von Trier film because you love him—that’s the good reason. Not because it’s good for your career.

It’s like people who do Woody Allen movies just because they're by Woody Allen.
Yeah. But what if it’s a bad film? Don’t do it!

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14 May 16:55

Israeli Troops Kill Dozens of Palestinian Protesters as Jared and Ivanka Open the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem

by Joshua Keating

At least 43 Palestinians were killed and more than 1,000 wounded by Israeli troops on the Gaza border Monday, in what might be just a prelude to more violence to come in a week that includes both the controversial opening of the new U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem and planned protests throughout the Palestinian territories.

14 May 16:55

Sorry, Cate, But I Think Aishwarya Rai Just Won Cannes

by Heather
IKEA Monkey

I audibly gasped

And other big gowns on the Cannes red carpet this weekend, including Dame Helen.
14 May 16:52

Trump Says 'Our Greatest Hope Is For Peace' While Gaza Burns

by Prachi Gupta
IKEA Monkey

The Israeli army is outright murdering Palestinians for protesting. This is 100% what Trump wants to happen in the US.

While American and Israeli officials celebrate the opening of the U.S. embassy in Jerusalem on Monday, Israeli military forces are massacring Palestinians protesting the widely condemned decision at the Gaza border. The death toll is rising so quickly that it will likely be outdated when you read this. As of 9:29 a.m.…

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14 May 14:03

In Stunning Reversal, Trump Vows to Help China’s ZTE Stay in Business After U.S. Sanctions

by Daniel Politi
IKEA Monkey

make china great again

Even in an administration that has gotten us used to reversals and back-and-forths, President Donald Trump performed an impressive U-Turn on policy Sunday, when he wrote a tweet vowing to help Chinese telecom giant ZTE get back in business following devastating U.S. sanctions. Days earlier, ZTE had said it would cease “major operating activities” because of trade sanctions imposed by the United States. The Commerce Department had last month banned American companies from supplying to ZTE for seven years as a result of findings that it had illegally sold goods to Iran and North Korea.

13 May 13:02

Cat named "Pawfficer Donut" is sworn in to serve at suburban Detroit police department

by Associated Press
IKEA Monkey

important news

A suburban Detroit police department is giving another cat a chance to take the law into her own paws.

A cat named "Pawfficer Donut" was sworn in Friday by a judge, a day after a cat named Badges was removed from the Troy Police Department due to a serious illness.

Donut will be used for therapeutic...

13 May 02:12

Idiot Snake On The Field Pays Ultimate Price For Love Of Baseball

by Chris Thompson
IKEA Monkey

Today in snake news

In the eighth inning of a San Antonio Missions Double-A game Friday night, a true baseball loving snake invaded the outfield and began making his way towards the infield, no doubt in search of the best possible view of the night’s action. Unfortunately, for his curiosity and enthusiasm for America’s pastime, the sweet…

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13 May 02:10

Angry Hamburgers Riot After Team Relegated For First Time In Club's 99-Year History

by Timothy Burke on Screengrabber, shared by Timothy Burke to Deadspin
IKEA Monkey

I am kind of mad it isn't very angry people dressed up like hamburger sandwiches

Hamburgers, enflamed and heated by their club’s first relegation in its 99-year history, disrupted Hamburg’s match against Borussia Monchengladbach in the final minutes with flares, smoke bombs, and chants of protest:

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13 May 01:48

North Carolina dentists apologize for wearing cultural garb in 'ignorant and offensive' ad

by Kathleen Joyce
IKEA Monkey

whiiiiiite people

The Renaissance Dental Center in Raleigh, NC, has apologized for a teeth-whitening ad that was called “ignorant and offensive.”
12 May 15:00

Can You Get Scurvy From Eating Nothing But Ramen?

by Beth Skwarecki on Vitals, shared by Beth Skwarecki to Lifehacker
IKEA Monkey

asking the real questions

It seems everybody knows someone who knows someone who got scurvy in college. So there was this guy, they say, who ate nothing but ramen for a month. Or pizza, according to one report from a Lifehacker staffer. Or porridge, according to one long-running Scottish legend.

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11 May 17:16

Updated SoCal Eichler asks $985K

by Lauren Ro
The Eichler was designed by Robert Anshen and Steven Allen in 1962.

Spick and span

Have a nomination for a jaw-dropping listing that would make a mighty fine House of the Day? Get thee to the tipline and send us your suggestions. We’d love to see what you’ve got.

Location: Orange, California

Price: $985,000

A spick-and-span Eichler home is on the market in the Fairmeadow tract of Orange, California, where approximately 350 houses built by the developer are spread out across three other tracts that are pushing to be designated as a historic district.

The residence in question was designed by Robert Anshen and Steven Allen in 1962 and has since been carefully maintained, with a few sensitive updates including a remodeled kitchen and an expanded master bedroom and bathroom. Measuring 1,774 square feet, the midcentury modern is nevertheless bright, spacious, and airy, with four bedrooms, two baths, and expansive common areas unfurling across a flowing floorplan.

An atrium (an Eichler staple) sets the stage upon entering and establishes indoor-outdoor living from the start. Sliding glass doors open onto the living room, where vaulted open-beam ceilings transition to the backyard, which can be seen through a wall of glass and clerestory windows. A brick fireplace anchors the space, while a new kitchen with breakfast bar and dining area flow from there.

Polished concrete floors are found in the common areas, and carpeting in the bedrooms. Outside, the backyard is a true Southern-California oasis featuring a kidney-shaped pool, patio, and a small lawn. For anyone looking to live that California Eichler life, this property awaits you. Located at 1770 N. Woodside Street, it’s offered at $985,000. Have a look.

Courtesy of SoCal Modern

11 May 15:57

Noooooooo: 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Has Been Cancelled

by Eve Peyser
IKEA Monkey

NOOOOOO

FOX has cancelled Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and personally I'm devastated. "Sources note the series went into its current fifth season with an eye toward an endgame," Variety reported. "That the single-camera comedy is produced by an outside studio — Universal Television — did not help the series, which will not return for a sixth season."

I don't give a shit about any of that, and I don't care that ratings dropped in the fourth season (which was probably the worst season, but it bounced back in season five). The important thing was that I was watching it, and you should have been too (maybe if you had been watching, it wouldn't have been canceled). The show was adored by critics, like Parks and Recreation and 30 Rock, its spiritual ensemble comedy brethren. It was light and playful despite being set in a Brooklyn police precinct, perfect comfort television. The breakout star of the show—Captain Raymond Holt, the father figure—is portrayed by Andre Braugher, formerly of Homicide: Life on the Street, who revealed an untapped talent for comedy. "The Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast is mostly comedians, but the Juilliard-trained Braugher often steals the scene," the New York Times gushed in 2014.

There's no shortage of shows that aim to be sweeping epics or psychological thrillers, so it was a relief to have Brooklyn Nine-Nine out there keeping it light. The show still grappled with social issues—it has to, it's set in a police precinct with a captain who is black and gay—but it does so without being preachy or serious. Most of the time, it's straight-up goofy, like when the show's protagonist, Jake Perralta (played by Andy Samberg), makes suspects in a police lineup sing the Backstreet Boys.

There is an upside to living in the era of the reboot, however—it could always come back.

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11 May 14:39

Dr. Scholl’s Introduces New Cartilage Inserts For All-Day...

IKEA Monkey

I wish this was real

11 May 14:08

Soros sole funder of PAC targeting infrequent voters in battleground states

by Joe Schoffstall
IKEA Monkey

Fox did it, they found the one billionaire who doesn't support Trump.

Liberal billionaire George Soros is the only individual funding a political action committee established by a coalition of anti-Trump organizations that will target infrequent voters in three battleground states for the November midterm elections, filings show.
11 May 13:34

Help! I have to host vegans for dinner

by Keri Wiginton on The Takeout, shared by Virginia K. Smith to Lifehacker
IKEA Monkey

I love making vegan dinners for my veg/vegan friends!! Some of my favorite recipes:
- Moroccan lentils
- Aromatic + garlic basmati rice
- Melanzanasalata (greek eggplant dip)
- Grilled vegetables
- Vegan stuffed mushrooms
- Pasta w/ homemade vegan pesto (just leave out the cheese, bulk it up with pistachios)
- Spaghetti aglio e olio
- Roasted cauliflower, riced cauliflower, fried cauliflower, buffalo cauliflower...just a whole Forrest Gump monologue of cauliflower recipes
- Bean dips like whoa

So you’ve invited your vegan friends over, but you have no idea what they can eat. First, take a deep breath and calm yourself with a handful of cheese and a slice of pork from the rotating spit I assume every meat eater has in their kitchen.

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11 May 13:31

Browser extension helpfully changes "Elon Musk" to "Grimes's Boyfriend"

by Clayton Purdom on News, shared by Melissa Kirsch to Lifehacker
IKEA Monkey

Still trying to wrap my head around it. But at the end of the day we're all just people, and people connect with people, and I am very cynical, and he has lots of money. Maybe we'll get some more really wacked-out expensive Grimes music videos, which would be fine.

If you, too, have been struggling with the cognitive dissonance that Grimes, a genre-eviscerating musician who has created several world-class records and EPs and also one of the best music videos ever, is now dating Elon Musk, an extremely uncool rich guy who someone once described as a real-world Tony Stark and who…

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11 May 13:16

Protecting Police Dogs From Fentanyl

by Olga Khazan
IKEA Monkey

PROTECT THESE DOGS

In October 2016, three dogs in Broward County, Florida, showed symptoms of overdose after they assisted in a federal drug raid. The dogs were more lethargic than usual, and they refused water. In West Virginia, the Monongalia County Sheriff’s Department has also become concerned about dogs used in drug raids. Al Kisner, the department’s chief deputy, told WVNews.com that they no longer take dogs off their leads in houses that might contain fentanyl, since the dogs could chew on an object covered in the potent opioid and inadvertently overdose.

Fentanyl is 30 to 50 times more potent than heroin—so deadly that just a few inhaled grains can cause an overdose. (A few human police officers have been hospitalized after accidentally inhaling puffs of the substance.) That can be a problem when sniffing is a police dog’s primary mode of detective work.

Fully trained police dogs are worth around $30,000 each, and police departments are looking for ways to protect these four-legged officers on the job. Colorado is equipping all of its police canine teams with Narcan, the overdose-reversal drug. Police in Canada are training dogs on liquid, rather than powder, fentanyl to minimize the risk of exposure during training. Maryland state police also carry Narcan for their dogs and are trained to look for “excessive drooling and severe limping” as symptoms of overdose. Illinois even has a law that allows for the use of ambulances to transport police dogs, if they aren’t needed for humans.

The DEA doesn’t keep records of canine overdoses, but experts say the overdoses, if they happen, are rare. Fentanyl has medical uses, after all, says Robert Palmer, the president of the American Academy of Clinical Toxicology. The people who are overdosing are primarily fentanyl users, not first responders—be they human or animal. “Even the fentanyl derivatives like carfentanil, vets have been using that for decades,” Palmer said. “We’re not inundated with dead veterinarians.”

Indeed, experts couldn’t tell me of a single police dog that has died of an accidental fentanyl overdose. For one thing, it takes 20 times as much fentanyl to affect a dog as it does a person, according to Cynthia Otto, the executive director of the Working Dog Center at the University of Pennsylvania.

Overdoses, however, sometimes look different in dogs than in humans, so that could be something to watch out for. Otto said fentanyl can sometimes make dogs excited, so that they pant and pace instead of passing out like a human would. The real risk comes from the dog getting fentanyl on its fur and bringing it back to the human handler, who might pet the dog and get traces of the drug on his or her hands. Otto recommends teaching all dogs to do “passive alerts”—to sit and stare at the drugs, rather than to touch them.

The good news is, if a police dog is exposed to fentanyl, Otto says, there aren’t any lasting effects after it recovers. It can go right back to work keeping humans safe.

11 May 02:23

Mom, 25, is 'CEO' of huge Minnesota meth trafficking ring, prosecutors say

by Katherine Lam
IKEA Monkey

Hey, a female CEO!

A Minnesota woman who said she was a mother of two was unmasked recently as the “CEO” of one of the biggest meth trafficking rings the state has ever seen, prosecutors said.
10 May 21:02

GAINESVILLE, FL—Upending the conventional theory that the...

IKEA Monkey

why did this make me spit-take



GAINESVILLE, FL—Upending the conventional theory that the animals are different species, a study conducted by marine biologists at the University of Florida confirmed Thursday that sharks are just really angry dolphins. “An exhaustive five-year-long field study combined with comprehensive DNA analysis proves that sharks are actually dolphins that are super fucking pissed,” said lead researcher Dr. Karen Delgado, noting that the reason sharks were considered solitary animals was because they were simply livid dolphins who needed to go off by themselves for a while to simmer down. “Once a dolphin becomes furious, it undergoes a number of physiological changes including growing several rows of jagged teeth, sprouting gills, and developing a layer of skin that seals up the blowhole. In rare cases, a dolphin can become so enraged that its head will morph into a flat, hammer-like shape. Eventually, the mammal calms down and rejoins the pod after its dolphin-like features return.” Delgado added that her team’s study comes in the wake of a similar discovery that walruses are profoundly wise sea lions.

10 May 18:49

A blessed soul live-tweeted all of Greta Gerwig's reactions to I Feel Pretty 

by Randall Colburn on News, shared by Randall Colburn to The A.V. Club

To put it lightly, Amy Schumer’s I Feel Pretty isn’t getting great reviews. It currently sits at 33% on Rotten Tomatoes, and its Big-esque plot—which involves Schumer’s character getting bopped on the head and subsequently believing she’s a supermodel with rock-hard abs—is getting skewered for its tone-deaf approach…

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10 May 18:10

Cate Blanchett Opened Cannes Kate Middleton-Style: With a Re-Wear

by Heather
IKEA Monkey

I want 100% of these outfits.

The jury is full of sartoritally interesting women.
10 May 17:17

The Man Who Lives Inside His Dreams

by Joe Zadeh
IKEA Monkey

I didn't expect to get so drawn into this; its a VERY long read, but completely absorbing. What a great piece of writing.

"People don’t connect with this strange and illogical place because it symbolizes the day someone’s world fell apart. They connect because it symbolizes what happens the day after your world falls apart. In every object, from the dentures on the doorstep to the doll with the caved in face, the message from Wright is clear: Your life can and will go on, no matter how awful it gets." And now I'm in tears.

Every morning, Stephen Wright gets up at around 4:30 AM, makes a cup of tea, sits beneath the oak tree in his back garden, and pretends he's the first person awake in the world. There are no sounds of passing traffic or nearby building sites, only the birds and the smell of bluebells. Whenever he sees a robin, he thinks of Donald. Then he finishes his tea and walks into his House of Dreams.

Wright is an artist. In the late-1990s he made the decision to turn his semi-detached south London home into a work of art called The House of Dreams. It started out in just one room, but over two decades spread everywhere. He created sculptures, mosaics, paintings, writings, and collages, and gathered thousands of recycled objects. The house has become a reflection of his memories, dreams, and reflections—no matter how painful or personal. It’s his greatest work, and also where he eats, sleeps, and lives.

When visitors come, they often cry. Others are overwhelmed by inspiration, or a sudden feeling that everything makes sense and they know just what they need to do. By the end of their visit, they want to speak to, confide in, or be counseled by Wright. It feels like there is a magnetic air of wisdom around him that you can’t help but want to feel close to. Wright listens and hugs, he understands.

He could never have imagined that people would react like this. In fact, he could never have imagined any of the events that would happen to him during the creation of the House of Dreams; these events that would shape who he is and, in turn, the appearance and meaning of his house.

The House of Dreams sits on a quaint and leafy residential street in East Dulwich, south London. The front gate is painted turquoise and features the house number (45), a mailbox, and a small sign that reads "House of Dreams." Wright was expecting me, so the latch is off. Tinsel hangs from trees, as well as teapots, colored bleach bottles, and broken dolls. On my left, the false teeth of Stephen’s parents are cemented into the step—he says hello to them every morning.

"Hello!" he says, I assume to me and not the dentures, before I step through a door covered in hundreds of colored bottle caps and wander into his universe.

Wright was born in Nantwich, Cheshire, in 1954. His parents lost their baby before him, and he would be their only child. His dad did construction on the railways, while his mom was a machinist and a cleaner. Despite the intense labor of his work, his dad had a gentle artistic flair and would make decorative collages to put around the house.

Wright moved to London in the 1980s after finishing his degree in Fine Art Textiles at Manchester University. He began renting the house he still lives in today, from a Mr. Twist, a kind old man who eventually left London to retire in Somerset, selling the house to Wright for £49,000 [$66,335].

He made his name in the fashion world, creating what he called "wearable art pieces"—large pieces of fabric with designs printed on them. Soon he became disillusioned with the fashion industry and decided to turn his designs into a stationery business, transforming the house into a messy and pungent one-man factory for gift wrap and notebooks. These sold well—almost too well. One year, he printed over 100,000 sheets of wrapping paper by hand, and his shoulders never really recovered.

Wright met Donald in a way strangers don't really meet anymore: on the street, during the day. Wright was on his way to an antique fair and Donald was on his way to buy materials. They caught each other's eyes across the passing traffic as they walked in opposite directions, then turned and walked toward each other. It was a warm day. They both wore shirts: Wright in red, Donald in check. They cycled through pleasantries: Who are you? What do you do? Donald was a costume maker.

"Would you like a cup of tea back at my place?" asked Wright. It wasn't a euphemism; they didn't have sex that day. They just talked about life, art, and the West End show Cats, which Donald was working on, then made plans to meet again a week later.

Wright was 19 years younger than Donald, but that didn't bother him. He liked the way Donald’s mind worked. He was an old soul oozing with life experience. They developed a special relationship: lovers and friends, but also teacher and student.

February 16, 1999 was a cold night in south London. When Wright's phone rang, he knew it was Donald. He has a habit of knowing who is calling him. "There's something you should watch that’s about to come on channel four," said Donald. "Have you ever heard of outsider art?" Wright hadn't. He stopped what he was doing and sat down.

The show was called Journeys Into the Outside and was presented by Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker. In it, Cocker posited the theory that most art was completely divorced from the reality of everyday life, apart from one specific area of art: outsider art, i.e. art made by people with no art education or training, who create stuff because they simply feel compelled to do so. On his travels through France, Cocker met a milkman who had spent 50 years creating mosaics over every surface in his house with sea shells and broken crockery, and saw Le Palais idéal, a fantasy kingdom made from stone by a local postman.

When the show ended, Wright called Donald back immediately. "What the fuck was that about?" he beamed. "It was amazing!" They were excited, more than excited. The pair of them had been at a crossroads—Donald wanted to move on from making costumes, and Wright had just sold his stationery business. The show felt like a sign post. Wright would never be an outsider artist, but he was fascinated by the instincts that fueled it. He wanted to unlearn everything.

Some of Donald and Wright's happiest memories together are just of them talking. In one such moment, sitting by the fire with a glass of wine at Wright's house, they conceived the House of Dreams. It would be their baby, something they’d create and cherish, fueled by their love for each other and their passion for outsider art.

In the beginning, it was more of a decorative project than anything else. Those early days were documented on video by the couple’s friend, Diane. One hot afternoon in July, she films them taking a breather in the back garden, on big wooden chairs, surrounded by bags of stuff yet to be mosaiced.

"I mean, it's really going to take the rest of our lives," Wright says to the camera. Donald coughs. He comes across as gentle, quiet, and calm, happy to let Wright do the talking.

Donald's health had never been great. He suffered from an extremely rare autoimmune disease called Evans Syndrome, in which the body mistakenly destroys red blood cells, white blood cells, and platelets. Any minimal trauma to his body was like a butterfly effect: A common cold would lead to pneumonia, a scratch from a cat would lead to a week in hospital with blood poisoning. "It was cruel," says Wright.

They tried to not let that stop them from doing the things they wanted to do. They began visiting France frequently for supplies and inspiration: They meet outsider artists and explored the many galleries that celebrated them. One day, they landed on the doorstep of Bodan Litnianski, a former WWII prisoner of war, turned outsider artist. He'd created a forest of giant towers in the land around his home, made from the rubbish he’d found in the tips and junkyards of the region.

Wright had brought a fancy cake, hoping it would coax Litnianski into letting them in. When the old man came to the gate he spoke only French, and they spoke none, but it soon became clear that he wanted the cake, and they were allowed to wander around. Wright thought the whole thing was magical. "Even at his age, he was still driven, a force of nature," he says. "I admired his single-mindedness. It’s very hard to be single-minded in this world—to just stick to your guns. I took a bit of him away with me that day and I have held it ever since. I always will."

For much of 2004, Wright had to care for Donald and his worsening health, and their work on the House of Dreams decelerated. That Christmas, as they prepared for the train journey to Wright's parents' house in Cheshire, it became obvious that Donald didn’t have the strength. He began coughing heavily. Wright took him to the nearest hospital, where he was put on the ward. It was the day before Christmas Eve.

"What should I do?" said Wright.

"Go home," said Donald.

Reluctantly, Wright got on the train to Cheshire. At 3 AM, he woke to the sound of the house phone ringing. It was Barbara, Donald's sister. "I think you need to come back," she said, "he’s asking for you."

When Wright arrived at the hospital the following morning, Donald had been moved to the high dependency unit. He couldn’t breathe and was only semiconscious, surrounded by monitors, tubes, and bleeps. Donald acknowledged him with small waves of the hand, little glimpses, finger taps.

Evans Syndrome was a medical conundrum, and while attempts were made to keep Donald stable, his situation only deteriorated—Days passed, and last resorts were resorted to. A decision was made to stop his medication. There was no more that could be done. Donald kept breathing.

A phone call came for Wright at the front desk of the hospital. It was the lady who checked in on his parents. Nobody was answering their door. She couldn’t get in. Something didn’t seem right. "I'm sorry," replied Wright, "you might just have to break down the door."

Mom and dad have each other, he thought. He needed to be here for Donald—he would only ever get one chance to do this.

Donald’s kidneys stopped functioning and he was no longer able to pass water. Wright felt helpless. An intensive care nurse came in and touched Donald’s feet—his toes moved.

"I love you and I’m proud of you," said Wright.

"Hold his hand," said the nurse, "he might be frightened."

Wright felt like he could smell death approaching. The bleeps slowed. Donald drew three weak breaths and stopped breathing. The veins in his neck throbbed for a further minute. Then everything ceased. Donald was dead.

When a nurse entered the room to wash Donald's body, Wright felt an urge to be involved. He put on a pink plastic apron, some rubber gloves, and filled a bowl with warm water. He never imagined he would ever find himself washing the dead body of another human being.

"When you love someone," he tells me, "you want everything to be right for them, at the end as well." That night, alone at home, he wailed screams of anguish from the pit of his stomach.

The call about Wright's parents had been regarding his dad. He had become ill. They struggled on, but soon his mom wasn’t able to look after him and he had to go into a home. A few months later, he died. Wright’s mom, in her late-80s, was left alone.

Wright started to visit her every weekend to keep her company. One day, while he was teaching in Brighton, he tried to call but it repeatedly rang out. He called the neighbor to go and check on her. She found his mom dead. She had a heart attack. It was 18 months since the death of Donald.

Wright headed to Cheshire to empty his family home, which had always been a place filled with love—but nobody was there anymore. His dad’s shed was rammed full of bike parts and old dolls. His mom’s possessions were full of evidence of a halted life. In her handbag, he found a handwritten note on a small bit of paper that read: "Memories of the past will be our keep-safe forever, Charles Madges Stephen." He thought about her writing that, reflecting on a time when all three of them were together.

"I sifted through clothes that still had their hairs in them," he tells me. "It felt like a connection. I needed that. I needed to find my mom's hairs in her clothes because she wasn't there anymore, only in a box."

Wright felt abandoned, like a victim, like the three most important people in his life had just upped and left him. Back home, the House of Dreams lay in an incomplete state. He didn't look at it. It didn't interest him anymore. That was Wright and Donald's baby, and Donald was gone.

He kept lots of their possessions. He wasn’t quite sure why, he just knew he wanted to do something with them. One day, he began to work on a set of sculptures, which he called "comfort sculptures." "I needed something to hug because I am a huggy person," he tells me, "and it was just me in the world."

One sculpture was dressed in his mom’s cardigan, old hair curlers for a nose, and yellow rubber gloves for hands. Another, titled "Bridal Spirit," was a white creature with a long curled nose wearing a wedding dress and holding a blood-stained knife. Its face had a chalky, coarse, and lumpy texture.

When Donald was ill, Wright would massage camomile lotion onto his face to ease the pain. It seemed like such a beautiful thing to have been able to do for someone in their time of need. He wanted the texture to recapture that feeling.

Wright met Michael in a way quite a few strangers do these days: via Guardian Soulmates. This was back when the dating service was a phone number you called to leave voice messages describing yourself, and hear those left by others.

"What did you like about him?" I ask Michael.

"He was quirky, an artist," he says. "I had done three years at art school in my youth, so that grabbed me. And his tone of voice: It's a real window into someone's personality." Michael was an actor, so this kind of thing mattered.

It was two years since everyone had died, and Wright was still grieving. The first time he and Michael met, they spoke for three hours about the experience of losing their moms. When Michael finally entered Wright's house, it was a fortress. Nobody had entered, not the postman, gas man, or electrician. There were bars on the windows, bags full of flea market discoveries everywhere, and finished pieces of Wright’s art hidden away in boxes. Michael couldn’t stand up in some rooms, and there was nowhere for him to sit down either.

When he saw the House of Dreams project lying forsaken, he encouraged Wright to resume it. "This is really important, what you are doing," Michael said. "You need to carry on with this." Wright rested on the idea for a few weeks.

"Then, one morning," Wright tells me, "I decided I need to do the House of Dreams for me. For Steve Write. It's an important part of who I am, and I needed to say something. I needed to say it."

For the next nine years, Wright worked secretly on the project, channeling the full force of his bereavement into it. He worked 15-hour days, and often lived on a makeshift diet of sandwiches, cakes, and Bombay mix.

The purely decorative aspect of the House of Dreams fell away and powerful subtexts flooded in. Objects were still chosen for their colors, but also for the memory or symbolism attached to them. Stephen wanted things that were chipped or smelled or sticky or stained. He wanted things that were unwashed. A trace of DNA was important to him. He wanted jackets with things spilled down them, shoes with a stench, combs with hair in them—materials that had life in them. These objects quickly began to fill the walls throughout the house. When he walked from room to room, he could sometimes smell a complete stranger. He liked that.

He cried as he created, but the physical grind of the work itself became a source of solace: the birthing of a sculpture, the mixing of cement, the tedium of mosaicing, the endless sorting of objects. He fed off it. Working with his hands felt like a connection to his parents. He wanted to feel exhausted at the end of each day; he wanted to be hardly able to get into bed.

Objects that were damaged fascinated him. Dolls he brought back from flea markets were never collector's items; they were the kind that a child once loved, but then moved on and left behind. In south Paris, he bought a huge box of them with no heads, covered in pigeon shit. His favorite doll in the entire house was one he found in Deptford market that had been run over by a car and left with its face caved in. "Stephen," Michael said to him one morning, "42 dolls just watched me eat a bowl of muesli."

Wright and Michael, both in their 50s, began to fall in love. Michael helped Wright take the grills off the windows, rip walls down to make room for the House of Dreams to expand, and encouraged him to appreciate his work more. Together, they built 20 solid wood frames so Wright's collages and paintings could be mounted on the walls.

Wright’s dreams were vivid and intense. One night, he found himself walking down a street. (As often happens in dreams, though this information was never explicitly expressed, he knew it was 1882 and he was in Oaxaca, Mexico.) The street was lined with buckets, overflowing with orange gladiolus and arum lilies. He passed some cemetery gates and walked toward a set of houses painted in vibrant turquoise, yellows, and reds. His name was written above the door of a turquoise house. He entered, and in the corner of the room was a shrine, filled with photographs, candles, and trinkets. That’s when he woke up.

"Quite an intense dream," I say.

"A vision," Stephen corrects me. "I had been shown myself in a former life."

"I see. What did you do?" I ask.

"Well, I just had to find this house," says Stephen.

He flew to Mexico alone, traveled to Oaxaca and found a scene that appeared, to Wright, to be identical to that which he saw in his dream. He wasn’t going to come all this way without getting inside, he thought, so he knocked on the door of the turquoise house.

"A little lady answered," he explains. "She smiled. Probably in her 40s. I tried to explain to her that I wanted to get into the house to see where I was born. She didn’t understand—why would she? But she invited me in. Her husband and child were there in the back room. She made me a sweet drink, which was not very nice, but I drank it to be polite. And, believe it or not, she left me alone. I looked around and there was the shrine. Photographs, candles, and things on this little table. I cried, because I'd seen this before. I knew this house."

In Mexico, Wright had found a new way of looking at death. There it was, open and explored, celebrated in expressions of color, art, and humor. It spoke to Wright. He returned to England with materials for the house: cases full of religious ornaments, glass eyeballs, handcrafted figurines, dolls' heads, discarded family photos, and many other things in startling colors.

He became increasingly influenced by cultures that dealt with loss in much more visceral and spiritual ways than Britain. Places where the burden of bereavement was explored and expressed; where people didn't dress in black and avert their eyes; where grief was not expected to be kept behind closed doors.

He went back to Mexico. He studied Haitian voodoo and began to incorporate some of its exuberance into his art. He went to India with Michael, to Varanasi, and to the banks of the Ganges, where they both watched as families publicly bathed their lost loved ones, wrapped them in linen, and then cremated them on a wooden pyre.

"Watching someone burn was a privilege," says Wright. "It was so hands-on. In our society, everything is taken out of our hands. If it's a loved one, why would you want to hand them over to a stranger? England is in denial in so many ways. Everything is private, not spoken about, black, tight, controlled. It's fucked up, really."

Throughout the passing of Donald and his parents, Wright had kept diaries. One day, he put some thin wooden boards on the floor of his living room and began transcribing onto them with a paintbrush. The diary entries he chose were graphic and honest. One huge board focused in detail on the day Donald died. It seemed important to him not to block anything and just allow the work to come through. The boards would eventually line the corridor of the House of Dreams.

"I felt the bereavement go through my arm, into the brush, and into the paint, and onto the board, and I'd leave a bit of it over there," he says. "Then I’d do it again and leave a bit more. The act of making was a way of getting rid of it. I learned that. I didn't know that. But it's true."

"Cathartic?" I say.

"Completely and utterly," says Wright. "What a wonderful thing to learn. What an awful way to learn it."

"It's quite beautiful that something you created together helped you overcome his death. Do you think the House of Dreams would exist if you’d never met him?" I ask.

"Good question," says Wright. A word tries to escape his mouth, but he pulls it back in and pauses. Whenever I’ve made assumptions or put words into Wright’s mouth, he pauses, thinks, and remolds it into something precise that he can agree or disagree with. He never simply nods or shrugs.

"Probably not," he says.

Wright doesn’t really know why he opened the House of Dreams to the public, but he likes the idea of not really understanding the things he does. At first, he opened it for six days a year. On those days, around 20 visitors would arrive. That was fine: He had no desire to advertise it anywhere, and the intention was never to make money.

Strangers started tossing stuff over his wall. One day, it was a garbage bag full of wigs. Another time it was the head of a decapitated ceramic leopard. Once, it was a deer skull with antlers and a note that said "For you." It seemed the house had become known as a place where unwanted objects could be given a new life or purpose.

Wright loved it. He put the deer skull above the fireplace in his living room. The leopard became the head of a mosaic goddess. When the wigs came, he and Michael spent the day trying them on. Then he glued them all to a door in the house—hair door. It looked interesting, very interesting, but it was an impractical covering for a door. I mean, you couldn't see the handle at all. So, rather reluctantly, he removed them.

But as word of mouth spread about the House of Dreams, a demand began to swell. Six open days a year became one day a month. Twenty people a day became 100 per day, which became selling out in advance. As I write this, the house is fully booked until July, and is receiving bookings up until October. In June, the Royal Academy will be doing an exclusive excursion for its members.

"Is there anyone that doesn't enjoy the house?" I ask Wright.

"It's very rare," says Wright. "But I have to say, straight men are threatened by the House of Dreams. They come with their wife or their partner, they stand on the doorstep, gasp, and say, 'This is not for me,' and go to the pub."

One day, a visitor called Elizabeth came. It was her second time, and she wanted to speak to Wright. Her mother had died. It had been completely unexpected. While clearing her mom's house, she kept coming across pairs of glasses of various styles, shades, and shapes.

Elizabeth: "The glasses were part of her being."
Wright: "I understand that."
Elizabeth: "And that’s why it feels like they belong somewhere like here."

Wright took her downstairs, and they picked a spot together. About a meter-and-a-half up the wall in Wright's corridor, surrounded by felt tip pens and a pillar made of Coca-Cola bottle tops, there sits a shrine to Elizabeth's mom, a woman Wright never met. It's a spiral made from all the spectacles, with her name written in the center.

I find myself staring at this shrine for a while one afternoon while Wright potters in his studio. For the first time in years, I think of my aunty Angela's bookcase. She died before I was born, killed in a car crash at 21 years old. She had been a pillar of the family, the oldest of five, and had helped my grandma raise the others. When grandma got up in the night to bottle-feed the newborn twins (my uncles), Angela got up with her to feed the other.

There has always been a bookcase of Angela's books in grandma's house, exactly how she left them. As I grew up, and got old enough to read, these books became how I got to know Angela. I learned things about her that nobody could ever tell me. Spike Milligan's Puckoon showed me she had a goofy sense of humor, Margaret Drabble’s Jerusalem the Golden showed me she thought deeply about what it is to be a woman, Jean-Paul Sartre's Nausea showed me she had a dark side and was probably way more intelligent than me.

The spines were crinkled, pages were marked with spilled tea, and the margins were filled with annotations around lines she found interesting. In my own books, I still mimic the messy and cartoonish way she always wrote her name on the inside cover. For me, Angela’s spirit didn’t live in the gravestone we visited at the village cemetery, it lived in the bookcase. In the same way, Elizabeth's mom's personality beams at me as I stare at her eccentric and excessive spectacles collection.

I join Wright in his studio at the back of the house. His laptop is playing "The Gate" by Bjork. The choral harmonies mix eerily with the drumming sound of rain against the corrugated plastic sheeting on the studio roof.

"I love this song," says Wright softly, "it feels... medieval." He pulls out a huge cardboard box and places it very carefully onto his desk. "We get three or four of these a week now," he says.

I open it. The box is full of objects: cuddly toys, jewelry, ornaments, and a photo of someone holding an elderly person’s hand. They were all sent to Wright by past visitors; They are possessions of their deceased loved ones. They want them to be part of the House of Dreams.

I pick up a photo of a smiling woman called Penny, who looks to be in her late 30s. She had been a children's author until she died of cancer. Her husband visited a few months ago, and left the toy of a character she’d created. Wright turns Bjork up a little.

"Do you feel, like, does this move you when you listen to it? It sort of goes there, doesn't it?" He says, pointing to his chest. "What is going on there then? I love it."

"Where will you put Penny?" I ask.

"I'm not sure yet. I’m working on a new room in secret and I think she might go there," he replies.

"The house is becoming a public shrine," I say.

"It was never my intention," says Wright, "but I don't mind being someone who listens and hears people's stories. It's about being human. We are all here to support each other in some way. So it's not a problem. My heart is big enough to do that."

Last summer, Wright had a meltdown. He found himself, in the living room, screaming, "I’m sick of feeling like a fucking victim!" He could feel himself losing it. Thirteen years later, the trauma still stalked him like a pack of wolves—this felt like their last stand. He called his counselor, who he hadn’t seen in years. He called Michael, and also his friend Ted. Within half an hour, all three of them converged on his doorstep. He talked through everything with them: Donald, his dad, and his mother.

"I realized that I wasn't a victim," says Wright. "They didn't choose to go. Life and death made them go. They didn’t walk away from me—that was a turning point, really. Ever since then, I've felt completely different about everything. It's like a cloud has gone. I am healed. Have you ever heard the Stephen Sondheim song, 'I'm Still Here?'"

I shake my head.

"Well, that's how I feel," he says. "It shows me I'm quite strong. If I can get through that, then I am strong. I like to be strong on my own. It's important to me."

You don't need to spend long with Wright to notice that he has a sort of unspoken philosophy guiding him, that I imagine has grown organically through his experiences. When we talk about the most painful moments in his life, he always describes them as "interesting." Going to his parents' empty house was interesting, watching Donald die was interesting, having a breakdown was interesting. It's like he's found a way to see everything that’s happened to him as a lesson he can absorb and learn from.

The irony of the House of Dreams is that as it is soaring in popularity, Wright’s attention to it is now winding down a little. Where once it was his main focus, it now shares his attention with multiple new projects: a book about alter-egos, new paintings, and an art fair in 2019. He can see a time approaching when he won’t want to do this anymore.

"When?" I ask.

"Not quite yet," he says, "but I can see a point when I will have said what I wanted to say with this. I don't know; I'm very fickle. You never know what life will throw at you."

For now, he has bequeathed the house to the National Trust, who will manage it once he isn’t around. Downstairs, his studio is filling up with new work: a series of black-and-white paintings of various monsters and creatures. Where once he used black-and-white to depict his mourning, now he does it to challenge himself.

"You can hide behind color," he tells me, "but black-and-white is very exposing and basic. I like that about it."

"And the monsters?" I ask.

"I feel like they exist somewhere else," he says, "and I am just making them real through the process of working. I never know what they are going to be, but I do think they have a sprinkling of all of the past in them."

On our final day together, Wright and I sit down to run through some fact-checking. He's stressed and distracted. The builders are in and the house is covered in scaffolding. They are converting the unused loft into a new space for him to live and work in—the House of Dreams is chasing him into the skies. We sit with tea in hand-painted china cups and listen to Michael and the builders stomping around above us.

There's a commotion near the skylight and we both look up expecting a foot or a backside to come through the ceiling. Michael comes scampering down the ladder to relay some information in hushed tones before heading back up, and it reminds me of some sort of French resistance comedy sketch. A call comes down, Stephen is needed. I ask if I can look through the House of Dreams guest books while he's gone.

There are messages from all over the world. Some are amazed by the fact that Stephen kept working on something so strange and unique for such a long period of time, without ever being derailed by self-doubt or criticism. Another writes: "You have opened my eyes and made me believe in myself." Others thank him for creating what feels like a shelter from the monotony of the outside world. One guy has just written "DOPE HOUSE!"

But then there are hundreds of messages from those who seem to have connected with it on a deeper level.

"Words cannot convey how much you gave me today," Emer.

"Coming in here has reminded me I’m not alone in the world," Kesley.

"I struggle with so many demons. I think what I have learned from you may help me survive," Dasha.

As Wright has overcome his grief, so has the house. Death still lurks, he doesn’t hide that, but now it is joined by an overwhelming sense of joy. He’s created new memory boards that capture funny moments from his childhood. There’s a framed picture of Michael, smiling, "partner and loyal friend" written beneath. There’s a vibrant sculpture about his sexual energies, with huge breasts and two shiny Christmas baubles as testicles.

People don’t connect with this strange and illogical place because it symbolizes the day someone’s world fell apart. They connect because it symbolizes what happens the day after your world falls apart. In every object, from the dentures on the doorstep to the doll with the caved in face, the message from Wright is clear: Your life can and will go on, no matter how awful it gets.

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