A gunman opened fire at a hospital in the US city of Chicago on Monday, wounding multiple people including a police officer who was said to be in a critical condition, authorities said. Patients described being alarmed by the sound of gunshots outside Mercy Hospital and seeing a man apparently walking with a woman in the parking lot before blasting her three times in the chest. The local ABC affiliate reported that two people were dead, including the gunman, although there was no immediate confirmation.
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Multiple victims after shots fired at Chicago hospital
IKEA MonkeyAwful. Amy knew one of the doctors :(
Ivanka Trump used personal email account to send emails about government business
IKEA MonkeyBUT. HER. EMAILS.
Ivanka Trump sent hundreds of emails last year to White House aides, Cabinet officials and her assistants using a personal account, many of them in violation of federal records rules, according to people familiar with a White House examination of her correspondence.
Troops Sent To U.S.-Mexico Border Under Anti-Caravan Push To Start Heading Home
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Janelle Monáe signs development deal with Universal to highlight underrepresented voices
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According to The Hollywood Reporter, multimedia superstar Janelle Monáe has signed a first-look development deal with Universal through her Wondaland Pictures label, meaning the movie world should be getting even more Monáe—whether its acting, producing, or anything else she might decide to do—going forward.…
Trump rates his presidency ‘A+’: ‘Is that enough? Can I go higher than that?’
IKEA MonkeyMeanwhile, in real life, North Korea has not disarmed, there were 2 mass shootings today including one here in Chicago (so I'm sure that barely registers in president babyshit's head), and the DJIA dropped another 400 points. BEST ECONOMY EVER.
Tyra Banks's Video for 'Be A Star 2' Features a Whole Lot of Tyras
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Consider your life now defined by two distinct periods: before you heard Tyra Banks’s “Be A Star 2” and after.
Sparkle, Shine, and Color at the Governors Awards
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Former Cleveland Judge Hired by the City After Violently Beating His Wife Is Now Accused of Her Murder
IKEA Monkey"Why don't women come forward?"
A former judge in Cleveland who had been hired for a job at City Hall after serving just nine months for punching his wife 20 times in front of their children was arrested Saturday and accused of stabbing her to death.
Michelle Wolf scared the White House Correspondents' Dinner away from comedy
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Because the goblins of our current administration have skin thinner than a piece of wet tissue, The White House Correspondents’ Association has announced that, for the first time in more than three decades, they will not feature a comedian at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Instead, they’ve invited Ron…
Report: Former WWE Wrestler Enzo Amore Booted Off Flight Because He Wouldn't Stop Vaping
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Former WWE wrestler Enzo Amore, real name Eric Arndt, was reportedly kicked off a flight this morning after he refused to stop vaping. Pro Wrestling Sheet reports that Arndt was headed from JFK airport in New York to Los Angeles on a Delta flight, but the flight was delayed and he was eventually kicked off after he…
Oh no, this Rutgers Philly Special attempt
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I am just sad.
Rutgers tried the Eagles’ famous Super Bowl trick play against Penn State in pretty much the same situation: fourth-and-goal from the 1-yard line. The Scarlet Knights ran it to the left instead of the right, but the concept’s the same, and the result almost was, too.
Disaster then struck:
Quarterback Giovanni Rescigno sold his part of the play well. He crept up to behind an offensive tackle, got himself set so he didn’t take a procedure penalty, and ran to open grass in the end zone. Nobody noticed him or covered him. The pitch exchange going away from the play between the running back and the guy who threw the pass was flawless. The throw to Rescigno was flawless, and Rutgers was about to cut a 13-0 deficit to 13-7.
It did not work out that way.
The Eagles weren’t the first team to run that play, but it does seem like more teams than previously are trying it this year. Somehow, defenses often don’t seem ready for it, and the quarterback on the receiving end often has nobody remotely close to him. The variable thing is that QBs still need to catch the ball. Rutgers’ QB did not.
A 496-Square-Foot Condo Is Maximalist Collector Meets Urban Minimalist — House Call
IKEA MonkeySan Francisco is hell. Under 500 sq feet? I looked up condos in that district for that square footage.... $800,000.
Name: Alessandra Wood, my husband, Brian, and our dog Coco.
Location: Design District — San Francisco, California
Size: 496 square feet
Years lived in: 3.5 years, owned (although my husband has lived here for 10!)
I'm Alessandra Wood, Director of Style at Modsy. I have a PhD in design history and wrote my dissertation on the design and merchandising of mid-twentieth-century department stores. I love vintage and antique everything and firmly believe that we can learn a deeper story about the past via studying designed objects. My life fuses the past (my academic trajectory) and the future (my role at a tech company). Having a foot in both worlds gives me a different perspective on the world around me. When I buy new things I like to think about buying them for my grandchildren, who I assume will be collectors—what will be on Antiques Roadshow or sell at a premium in vintage stores from our generation? I want to be that grandma that still has all the things from her wedding registry in daily use. Those are the things I like to buy.
149 years later, Princeton is better than Rutgers at football
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The numbers attest that on a neutral field, the Tigers would have the edge over their ancient rivals.
You’re aware Rutgers is bad. I’m here to drive the point home as to how bad they really are.
It’s not just that they’re going to finish last in their division, that they’ll at most have only two FBS wins this season, that they keep getting worse as the weeks go on, or that they’re flirting with being dead-last in the S&P+ ratings this season.
There’s a simple argument that fellow New Jersey school Princeton is significantly better than Rutgers this year.
You read that right, the FCS Tigers are probably better than the Big Ten Scarlet Knights.
They don’t have any common opponents, so the best way to judge it is by using the Sagarin rating. It’s a reliable computer system, notable for including both FBS and FCS in one list. It was formerly one of the six BCS computer rankings and tends to perform pretty well against Vegas point spreads.
Right after Week 12, Sagarin had Rutgers ranked 133rd and Princeton 88th. The Tigers had a rating of 64.92, while the Scarlet Knights are at 53.46. This tells us that on a neutral field, Princeton would be 11.46 points better than Rutgers ... hypothetically.
Rutgers has one FBS win this season over Texas State (ranked 174th in Sagarin with a 45.17 rating). Princeton, meanwhile, finished undefeated at 10-0 and blew out every opponent besides Harvard (155th in Sagarin) and Dartmouth (117th).
Princeton finishes off their HISTORIC season (10-0), defeating their Ivy League rival Penn 42-14! This is Princeton's 4th outright Ivy League title, their first since 1995! Princeton is now 12x Ivy Champs! This is also Princeton's first perfect undefeated season since 1964! pic.twitter.com/RMw47Qjh9J
— Princeton Football (@PUTigerFootball) November 17, 2018
And going undefeated in the Ivy League means a bit more than it has in recent years. The league still doesn’t participate in the FCS playoffs, but they’re not exactly the unathletic bunch of nerds you thought they were.
Per HERO Sports, Princeton signed 2018’s No. 1 FCS recruiting class, and three other Ivy schools (No. 2 Yale, No. 6 Harvard, No. 14 Columbia) ranked in the top 15. Harvard and Yale ranked in the top eight in each of the last two years, too.
In FCS-only Massey Composite ratings, the Tigers are No. 2 behind North Dakota State. You know what the Bison can do to bad FBS teams.
Rutgers and Princeton actually had a pretty decent rivalry going for a while.
It wasn’t just the first game ever. Both programs met each other in all but seven seasons from 1933 to 1980. They haven’t met since 1980 though, when Rutgers decided it wanted to move into what it called the “bigger time’’ football era at the time.
Strangely enough, Princeton will be celebrating the 150th year of college football ... against Dartmouth.
“We are extremely proud to partner with Dartmouth and the New York Yankees to celebrate Princeton and Ivy League football in one of the world’s most spectacular sports venues,” said AD Mollie Marcoux Samaan via a release. “Just as Yankee Stadium has housed so many iconic moments, Princeton has played an important role in the development of college football since its very beginnings.”
Rutgers is allowed to schedule an FCS opponent, as the Big Ten lifted the restriction on that last year. The Scarlet Knights have Liberty, UMass, and Boston College as their out of conference opponents for 2019. There was some speculation that Rutgers and Princeton would get it on to celebrate the 150th anniversary, but Rutgers killed that when they added UMass in March of 2017 to complete its schedule.
For now, we’ll just have to dream about what could have been — a Princeton win, probably.
A returning Steve Carell helms a sluggish Saturday Night Live
IKEA Monkeywhat the hell was that corn/kern sketch??
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IKEA MonkeyMiranda Kerr and the Snapchat guy!! Ooooh this one is juicy
Left-Wing Protests Are Crossing the Line
IKEA Monkey....nah.
Last Saturday night, a Fox News contributor named Kat Timpf was at a bar in Brooklyn. As she recounted the incident to National Review, a man asked her where she worked. A while later, she said, a woman began “screaming at me to get out.” Timpf walked away, but the woman followed her around the bar while other patrons laughed. Fearing physical attack, Timpf left. She told National Review and The Hill that it was the third time she has been harassed since 2017. A few months earlier, a woman yelled at her during dinner at a Manhattan restaurant. The year before, while she was about to give a speech, a man dumped water on her head.
Protests like these, that target people’s private lives, are wrong. They violate fundamental principles of civil disobedience, as understood by its most eminent practitioners and theorists. And they threaten the very norms of human decency that Trump and his supporters have done so much to erode.
Unfortunately, they seem to be spreading. The Wednesday before Timpf’s experience at the Brooklyn bar, a dozen or so protesters associated with an anti-fascist group called Smash Racism DC assembled in front of the Fox News host Tucker Carlson’s home. While some of what transpired is disputed, this much is not. The protesters chanted, among other things, “We know where you sleep at night.” One of them knocked three times on the Carlsons’ door. Carlson himself was not home, but his wife locked herself in the pantry and called 911. A protester also spray-painted an anarchist symbol on the Carlsons’ driveway. In a now-deleted tweet, Smash Racism declared that Carlson had “spread fear into our homes” and that “tonight, we remind you that you are not safe either.”
[Vann R. Newkirk II: Protest isn’t civil]
In June, roughly a dozen protesters chanted “shame” and “End family separation” at Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen while she ate dinner with a companion at a Washington restaurant. Later that week, health-care protesters confronted Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi after she left a movie in Tampa Bay. In August, according to the conservative activist Candace Owens, protesters began “harassing and throwing things” at her and a fellow conservative activist, Charlie Kirk, while they ate breakfast in a restaurant in Philadelphia. In September, demonstrators chanting “We believe survivors” chased Ted Cruz and his wife from an Italian restaurant near the Senate. In a recent interview, Carlson said that he can’t go to restaurants anymore because “I get yelled at” and “it just wrecks your meal.”
Conservatives, of course, aren’t the only ones who endure intimidation in their personal lives. Since Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony against Brett Kavanaugh, harassment has forced her family to move four times, prevented her from returning to work, and required her to hire private security. In October, a Donald Trump supporter sent pipe bombs to the homes of George Soros, Hillary Clinton, and Robert De Niro, along with other targets. In June, conservatives grew irate after Representative Maxine Waters told a crowd that “if you see anybody from [Trump’s] cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd, and you push back on them, and you tell them they’re not welcome anymore, anywhere.” But while Waters urged progressives to intrude upon the private lives of their political opponents, she did not endorse physical attacks, something Trump has done repeatedly.
And the people who scream at Tucker Carlson or Kirstjen Nielsen or Ted Cruz have good reason to be angry. The president of the United States is a bigot. He spreads conspiracy theories; he treats the rule of law with contempt. His policies, whether in Yemen, in Puerto Rico, or on America’s southern border, leave vulnerable people brutalized or dead. Carlson, Nielsen, and Cruz are all—in different ways—Trump’s agents. Nothing they have endured remotely compares to the suffering that they have helped to inflict.
But whatever the merits of the causes they promote, they are embracing methods that are deeply corrosive. It matters how activists oppose a government. When they prevail, the approaches they embraced in opposition to power deeply shape how they exercise it themselves. And the protesters harassing prominent conservatives during their private lives have crossed a dangerous line.
[Ta-Nehisi Coates: Civil-rights protests have never been popular]
The term civil disobedience was invented by Henry David Thoreau, popularized by Mahatma Gandhi, and defined—most prominently—by the philosopher John Rawls. Rawls called it the “public, non-violent and conscientious breach of law undertaken with the aim of bringing about a change in laws or government policies.”
The recent protests at homes, bars, and restaurants meet some aspects of Rawls’s test, but fail in one key respect. Some have violated the law, while others have skirted its boundaries. And, as Rawls demands, the recent demonstrations have also been largely nonviolent.
The problem is that they are not sufficiently “public” and “conscientious.” By public, Rawls meant that civil disobedience is a form of political argument. Normal criminals try to break the law without anyone knowing about it. People who commit civil disobedience, by contrast, publicize their infractions to dramatize the injustice they seek to change. For civil-rights activists, furtively sneaking a hamburger at a segregated lunch counter served no purpose. The point was to demand service openly, accept arrest, and thus communicate with the public. In his “Letter From Birmingham Jail,” Martin Luther King Jr. wrote, “One who breaks an unjust law must do so openly, lovingly, and with a willingness to accept the penalty.” In so doing, they “arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice.”
There is a place for private protest. People have the right to quietly refuse to participate in actions they consider immoral—serving in war, for instance—so long as they, too, accept the consequences. Philosophers call this “conscientious objection.” By this standard, Stephanie Wilkinson, who owns the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia, was entirely justified in refusing to serve White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders this summer.
But the people who protested outside Carlson’s home, or hounded Nielsen and Cruz in restaurants and Timpf at a bar, were not conscientious objectors. They were not seeking to avoid being implicated in an immoral action. They were seeking to impede people whose actions they consider immoral from conducting their normal lives. Yet they fell short of meeting the standards of civil disobedience. The woman who screamed at Timpf, and the man who doused her with water, communicated no public message at all. The people who protested Carlson at his home, and Nielsen and Cruz at restaurants, did convey a message. They filmed videos and posted social-media statements that conveyed their objections to Carlson’s views on race, Nielsen’s policies towards migrants, and Cruz’s support for Kavanaugh. But they failed in another respect: By obscuring their identities, they refused to take individual responsibility for their actions. When people tried to film them, the demonstrators outside Carlson’s house covered their faces.
[Bradley P. Moss: The anonymous op-ed writers must come forward publicly]
Protesting without revealing your identity—even after the fact—is like savaging someone in an anonymous op-ed. You can’t foster honest and meaningful communication with the society you wish to change if you don’t allow people to respond. Showing your face at a protest, like affixing your name on an op-ed, creates a measure of accountability. People think harder about their actions when they know they’ll be forced to answer for them. By protesting openly, King and his supporters took upon themselves a moral rigor that the anti-fascists of the Trump era spurn.
In addition to being insufficiently “public,” the recent protests are insufficiently “conscientious.” They don’t convey what the University of Warwick philosopher Kimberley Brownlee calls a “principled outlook.”
Part of being “conscientious” is ensuring, as much as possible, that protests occur where the injustices are perpetrated. That principle isn’t absolute. It may make sense for NFL players to take a knee before games—rather than in front of police stations—given the massive audience those games enjoy. But there’s no good argument for protesting outside Carlson’s home rather than in front of Fox News, or at a restaurant where Nielsen is eating rather than immigrant-detention centers or the Department of Homeland Security. For one thing, it clouds the message. When sexual-assault survivors descended on the Senate, they were targeting the people empowered to confirm Brett Kavanaugh in the place where they would do it. Their location highlighted their moral appeal. But Ted Cruz doesn’t confirm judges while eating dinner with his wife.
What’s more, protesting in private and semiprivate spaces increases the risk of collateral damage. It’s one thing to inconvenience and embarrass Cruz and his staffers or Carlson and his employees, who have chosen to participate in his public actions. It’s another to inconvenience and embarrass their families. The Smash Racism DC protesters didn’t even make sure Carlson would be home when they gathered outside his house. So their most immediate victim was his wife.
Most importantly, trespassing upon someone’s personal life is, by its nature, intimidating. It threatens the zone of privacy upon which people deeply rely. The protesters know that. In an essay written for ThinkProgress, one of the people at the Carlson protest, Alan Pyke, acknowledges that its point was to make Carlson and his family experience some of the fear that they help inflict upon “marginalized communities.” Pyke writes that “the point … is to unsettle and frighten—and I certainly would have been frightened had it been me in that house.”
The principle is: Turn your enemies’ misdeeds upon them; fight fire with fire. That’s a far cry from King’s insistence, in his Birmingham-jail letter, “that the means we use must be as pure as the ends we seek.” Or Gandhi’s declaration that “If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change.” Underlying the process that King called “self-purification” is a recognition—which King may have gleaned from Reinhold Niebuhr, a theologian he admired—that everyone is corrupted by self-interest and the lust for power. People aren’t as morally pure as they believe themselves to be. Acknowledging that means accepting limits on the power we assume over others. It means resisting the seductive claim that because our motives are virtuous, we can take liberties we would never grant our adversaries. Because King took pains to ensure that his methods were consistent with his goals, he didn’t have to fear that others might employ those methods as well.
[Read: Should conservatives practice civil disobedience? ]
There are, after all, conservatives who sincerely believe that liberals are behaving as monstrously as the Smash Racism DC protesters believe Carlson is behaving. And not all of them are bigots. In evaluating the protests against Carlson, Cruz, Nielsen, and Timpf, liberals should consider the anti-abortion movement. Americans can tolerate a society in which anti-abortionists march and pray in front of abortion clinics. We cannot tolerate a society in which they knock on the door of abortion doctors and tell their families that “we know where you sleep.” We cannot tolerate a society in which anti-abortion demonstrators make it impossible for Rachel Maddow, Elizabeth Warren, and the leaders of Planned Parenthood to go out with their families to eat. Because King sought to convince rather than intimidate, and because his methods reflected a basic respect for the humanity of his political adversaries, we can universalize his protests. We can’t universalize Smash Racism DC’s.
And if liberals and leftists are not moved by appeals to principle or pragmatism, perhaps they will listen to narrow self-interest. If anti-fascists grow accustomed to invading the personal space of Trump’s supporters, they will also invade the personal space of liberals who they do not believe are opposing Trump and his policies vehemently enough. This isn’t a hypothetical concern. In 2017, anti-fascists in Portland camped out in front of the house of Mayor Ted Wheeler, a liberal Democrat. They scattered trash on his lawn and hurled obscenities at his wife and kids. Their objection: Portland had not divested from companies that support the Dakota Access Pipeline.
Anti-fascists might object that the legitimacy of a protest cannot be evaluated in the abstract. The more extreme the injustice, the more extreme the measures that people can take to resist it. There’s something to this. Americans lionize Nelson Mandela, who endorsed armed struggle, because he argued that in apartheid South Africa—which, unlike the United States, made no pretense to racial equality in its founding documents—civil disobedience alone was not enough. Rawls himself argues in A Theory of Justice that his definition of civil disobedience applies to a “more or less democratic state” which “is well-ordered for the most part but in which some serious violations of justice nevertheless do occur.”
Is Trump’s America such a place? That question underlies the debate over the protests targeted at people like Tucker Carlson. But it’s worth remembering that King accepted the restraints of Rawlsian civil disobedience in a segregated south that was, by any reasonable measure, less just and less democratic than America is today. Gandhi did so in colonial India, where he was not even a citizen of the British empire that dominated his life. King and Gandhi’s tactics proved effective, and they shaped the political forces—the Congress Party in India; the Democratic Party in the United States—that they helped bring to power. It is in part because of them that India and the United States are multicultural democracies today.
The people protesting Trump and his allies should remember that. The methods they use now will not only prove more or less effective in checking Trump’s actions. They will help define the progressive alternatives that emerge in his wake. George Kennan once said, “There is a little bit of totalitarian buried somewhere, way down deep, in each and every one of us.” The more power we liberals amass in the years to come, the more we must remember that Kennan’s warning doesn’t only apply to Tucker Carlson. It also applies to the people standing on his lawn.
Why is Trump talking about cereal and voter ID?
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Victoria's Secret CEO Resigns After Rough Week for the Company
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Victoria’s Secret’s CEO Jan Singer abruptly resigned on Wednesday after just two years in the role, Bloomberg reports.
Facebook goes on defensive over New York Times investigation
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Do Sunday Scaries CBD Gummies Live Up To the Hype?
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My first encounter with CBD was in its oil form. I was heading to Palm Springs with my dog nephew, who is a lover but a horribly nervous traveler, and his dads were planning to experiment with CBD to calm Tony (that’s the dog) during the car ride. The first dose chilled him out a little bit, but he was still pretty…
Win Thanksgiving (and Post-Thanksgiving) with Double Stock
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You Don't Need to Truss a Turkey
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Cooking a perfect Thanksgiving turkey is a pretty tall order, and every cook has their own tricks for crispy skin and juicy meat. However you wrangle your bird this year, there’s one universal turkey truth that’ll save you time and effort: Trussing is a scam.
Eddie Redmayne concedes that he gave "a pretty bad performance" in Jupiter Ascending
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Here’s a fun piece of movie trivia: At the same time Eddie Redmayne was winning the Academy Award for Best Actor for The Theory Of Everything, he had a film in theaters in which he gave what some consider to be the worst performance of the entire year. That film was Jupiter Ascending—a truly bonkers movie in which…
Yeah, Idris Elba also thinks that new doll of him looks a lot like Montel Wiliams
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We’ve called in the past for a moratorium on pretty much any and all attempts to recreate the human form in sculpture—at best, you get a bad Madame Toussad’s wax figure that people still resolutely try to hump; at worst, you unleash something like Nightmare Lucy into the collective subconscious of the world—and we’ve…
Hate crimes rose for 3rd straight year, according to new FBI data
Hate crimes in America rose 17 percent last year, the third consecutive year that such crimes increased, according to newly released FBI data.
Law enforcement agencies reported 7,175 hate crimes occurred in 2017, up from 6,121 in 2016. That increase was fueled in part by more police departments...
Security Guard Shot Dead By Police Officer at Suburban Chicago Bar
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Some More Chris Pine Dick News
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Chris Pine can’t stop talking about his penis? Because we as a nation can’t stop talking about his penis? And therefore PEOple keep asking him about his PE-NIS, as it pertains to his new movie Outlaw King. It’s a cyclical reaction, and I’m just here to report the latest.
Watch Ariana Grande's Extremely Charming First Wives Club-Inspired 'Thank U, Next' Performance
IKEA MonkeyUnpopular opinion: I love Ariana Grande. AND.... I also really like Pete Davidson. He's a young, dumb dude but he also is open about his struggles with mental health, substance abuse, and borderline personality disorder. He admits when he's wrong. He and Ariana were never going to work out and I think they both knew that deep down and they're just going to do the showbiz thing and ride out the popularity of the media attention for a while and good for them, honestly. And they'll be fine.
In a world where Donald Trump is garbage fire day in day out I just gotta be ok with letting a couple young, dumb, very very rich kids be young and dumb and very rich. And in Ariana's case, EXTREMELY talented.

Ariana Grande counts the First Wives Club as one of her favorite films. Please review the evidence below. So for her recent performance of her reflective, hopeful break-up song “thank u, next” on The Ellen Show, Grande decided to put her own spin on the movie’s iconic “You Don’t Own Me” scene, transforming Ellen’s…
Here Are the Best Spatulas, According to You
IKEA MonkeyOnce again, the OXO Flip-n-Fold Omelet Turner was ROBBED

We didn’t need to scrape the bottom of the bowl for this week’s top Co-Op contenders; our readers made it easy by starring four stand-out spatulas. Scroll down for the full scoop, then throw your own vote in the mix via the poll.



