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16 May 21:08

TV: Newswire: The Game Of Thrones showrunners wrote an upcoming episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

by Kevin McFarland
IKEA Monkey

Worlds colliding

D.B. Weiss and David Benioff have proven themselves game for interacting with shows vastly different than their HBO fantasy epic Game Of Thrones. Recently they swapped shows with Parks And Recreation’s Michael Schur and Dan Goor to write plot synopses of an episode for Entertainment Weekly. Now they’ve taken their collaborative spirit a step further, with Rob McElhenney announcing via Twitter that Benioff and Weiss wrote an episode of the upcoming season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Other details haven’t trickled out yet, but the show moves to FX’s new youth-oriented FXX channel sometime in the fall. Benioff’s other writing credits include 25th Hour and The Kite Runner, so we’re all in for a laugher. Perhaps the collaboration will lead to a Sunny-written episode of Game Of Thrones, presumably where Tyrion and Bronn spend the entire episode in a King ...

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16 May 20:39

Restaurant News: Parson's Chicken And Fish Opens, Lillie's Q To Re-Open

by Anthony Todd
IKEA Monkey

Corey lets go check out Parsons!

Restaurant News: Parson's Chicken And Fish Opens, Lillie's Q To Re-Open Today in restaurant news: Lillie's Q is back, Parson's Chicken and Fish is open, West Town Tavern is taking reservations online and Chicago Oyster House has opened its doors. [ more › ]

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16 May 20:24

IRS cancels softball game with critical Republican senator

by Kasie Hunt, Political Reporter, NBC News
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Not the Onion

The Internal Revenue Service doesn't want to play ball with Republican senators these days -- at least not softball.The tax agency's softball team, called the Cheetahs, has canceled its scheduled game with the team from Republican Sen. John Cornyn's office."We contacted them to confirm our game which was scheduled for tomorrow [Friday] night and they said they needed to reschedule," said Cornyn sp...
    


16 May 20:11

Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Weight Being on the Cover of Allure

by Anna Breslaw
IKEA Monkey

I think I was 115 lbs when I was 10 years old

So here's a thing! Zoe Saldana's Allure cover prints her weight like she's a slab of nova at the Zabar's fish counter. The dek under her name reads: "115 pounds of grit and heartache." (The rest of the dek: "—117.6 pounds after quinoa lunch; 114 pounds after bikram yoga, 0.00 pounds in space" — was cut for design purposes.)

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16 May 20:11

Lupe Fiasco Absolutely Not Bound And Gagged By Management For Tweeting Marxist Stuff

by Kris E. Benson

karl-marxNothing says “good judgment” like when a celebrity starts a conversation about Marxism on a Twitter feed! This is what skateboard rapper Lupe Fiasco found out last night, as he tried to have an in-depth discussion — 140 characters at a time — about the means of production, the theoretical value of labor, and the relationship of class struggle to social change. How did this go? Pretty well, actually, until his management took over and advised everyone to shut up and go away. On the plus side, now we know what the ACTUAL Muslim Communist agenda looks like:

Commie Marxist Islamist thought

Except, you know what? All of this talk about “work,” and “society,” and “capital” was taking the focus off buying stuff, so his management quickly stepped in to assure fans that while Lupe Fiasco was NOT BEING CENSORED, and NOT BEING KICKED OFF TWITTER, he wouldn’t be Tweeting because he accidentally “miscommunicated” that he occasionally thinks, talks, and reads about Marxism. And as every good Amercian knows, thoughts, discussions, and books can be dangerous, ESPECIALLY when they are about Marxism.

this is not what censorship

Lupe Fiasco wants his fans to all know, however, that he was not “kicked off” Twitter by management, or “censored.”

 

Who would say such a thing? Who indeed.

Who said what to who now?

[H/T Reddit]

16 May 17:52

Hey Everyone, Let’s Help The Dallas Mavericks Design Their New Uniforms!

by Ashley Burns
IKEA Monkey

Stupid but I laughed, which is why this particular blog is in my "Dumb But Funny" Reader folder.

Earlier this week, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban – “The Cube” to us bros – announced on his blog that the Mavs were going to get a makeover. But because Cubes is a new man for a new era, always thinking and scheming, there’s a catch – he’ll only re-do the uniforms if someone presents him with a good enough design.

So he’s putting it on Mavs and NBA fans to present the franchise with creative, edgy ideas by posting them to the team’s site. The Mavs could select one or they might select none. It all depends on how great your designs are. And the greatest design will be rewarded with riches beyond the common man’s wildest expectations…

Who will own your design ? The minute you post it, the Mavs will. If you think its horrible that the Mavs own your design. Do not post. If you think its cool that the Mavs could possibly use your design and you will have eternal bragging rights , then post away. If we really like your design and you , I may even throw in some tickets. If we don’t use your design, it will still be here on this site for now and ever more for you to glance longingly at. If your design is close , if not identical to other designs and we pick one of the other designs, for whatever reason, then thats just the way it goes.

If we don’t choose any of the designs,including yours.then we don’t choose any of the designs. That is life in the big city. Move on.

Oh, sorry. I meant that you don’t win anything at all. Not even a free jersey with your name on it, not even a Dwight Howard or Chris Paul jersey when the Mavs eventually sign them both in free agency. Just bragging rights. But that’s still pretty cool, I guess.

Anyway, just like our friends at The Basketball Jones, who created an amazing denim uniform design, I wanted to offer my own design. Fingers crossed!

First, let’s take a look at the current design:

Disgusting. Everyone, boo this uniform! Let’s go ahead and start with a plain, white jersey.

I’m gonna go with an American theme because America is awesome and Texas is, like, the heart of America.

Next, because it’s awesome, let’s add an explosion.

Radical. Now let’s add fireworks because that’s really American, too.

I’ve got a tear in my eye already. How about an eagle? That would look cool.

Get my bragging rights ready, folks. This f*cker is already the best thing ever. How about a giant tank? YES.

But let’s not forget that this is about Texas, so let’s add some real Texas chili.

And, more specifically, this is about Dallas, so we need to recognize the greatest thing that such an amazing city has ever given us.

Let’s face it – Dirk Nowitzki probably only has one or two seasons left in him at most, so we should also recognize his contributions as this franchise’s greatest star.

We need a finishing touch. What I’m trying to create here is a new style that eliminates the need for a logo or team name. I want people to look at this uniform and say, “That’s the Mavericks.” So we need a Maverick.

BOOM. That’s a fresh jersey. Now let’s just trim it up and slap it on a model. How about Kate Upton?

Outstanding, if I do say so myself.

(Banner via Natursports / Shutterstock.com, Vince Carter via Natursports / Shutterstock.com)

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16 May 02:56

I hope it’s not what it sounds like.

by howie999
IKEA Monkey

Bad idea jeans

dogarchery

16 May 02:29

Joe Biden Gives Child's Adorable Gun Proposal a Written Endorsement

by Katie J.M. Baker
IKEA Monkey

crying

Vice President Joe Biden and an intrepid second-grader have joined forces to reform gun control based on one simple platform: chocolate bullets.

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15 May 23:43

El Salvador woman pleads with court to grant life-saving abortion

IKEA Monkey

this is horrible.

A critically ill and pregnant 22-year-old woman in El Salvador testified before the Supreme Court on Wednesday, asking the justices to grant her a life-saving abortion.

As Salon has previously reported, the woman, identified only as Beatriz, is 23 weeks pregnant with an anencephalic, non-viable fetus. Beatriz's doctors have testified that complications related to her lupus, hypertension and kidney disease could kill her if the pregnancy is not terminated; but because abortion is illegal under all circumstances in El Salvador, Beatriz, and her doctors, could go to prison if she receives the life-saving medical procedure.

In a statement last month, Beatriz pleaded with El Salvador's president Mauricio Funes Cartagena to intervene in the case, saying: "This baby inside me cannot survive. I am ill. I want to live.” On Wednesday, she told the court the same.

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15 May 21:12

Oscar Mayer’s New Offering: It’s Bacon, It’s A Hot Dog — It’s A Bacon Hot Dog

by Mary Beth Quirk
It's bacon. It's a hot dog. It's a bacon hot dog.

Can I still wrap these in bacon? Yes.

How many times have you looked at pigs in a blanket with a side-eyed glance, secretly wishing those blankets were made of bacon — pigs in a pig blanket, if you will? Maybe often, perhaps never, but fans of all things pork are surely rejoicing at the news that Oscar Mayer is debuting bacon hot dogs this summer.

Yes, you read that correctly — hot dogs with the flavor of bacon. No need to wrap your pork in pork by hand, in other words.

“No one knows bacon like Oscar Mayer,” Jared Baker, director of Oscar Mayer hot dogs *, said in a statement, via Yahoo! Shine. “We know Americans love bacon, and we know they love hot dogs, so it seemed like the perfect time for us to introduce our first hot dog made with bacon.”

Kraft Foods says the bacon dogs will be on store shelves in time for the Memorial Day grilling season kickoff , and will be available around the country. Other hot dog iterations are also in the works, including a gluten-free chicken-breast hot dog and a larger version of the Smokies smoked sausages.

Of course, these hot dogs aren’t just ground up bacon (sigh) — the ingredients tout no artificial flavors, fillers or by-products, but include mechanically separated turkey, chicken, and pork as well as bacon pieces.

*Full disclosure: Hot dog director is my dream job. Or perhaps Deputy Chief of Cheese.

Bacon Dogs Are Here! Thanks, Oscar Mayer [Yahoo! Shine]


15 May 21:03

12 Of Our Favorite Cupcake Recipes

by The Serious Eats Team
IKEA Monkey

I need to do more baking

From Sweets

Slideshow

VIEW SLIDESHOW: 12 Of Our Favorite Cupcake Recipes

Last year we gave you 10 beautiful cakes to make for your spring celebrations (graduations, weddings, showers, and the like).

But sometimes you need something that's easy to eat one-handed, or you're cooking for youngins' (kids love cupcakes, always have, always will) or prospective youngins' (who questions cupcakes at a baby shower?) Or maybe you're just interested in using your CSA box to make tender Yellow Squash Cupcakes topped with fluffy chocolate butter cream or you like the idea of swapping biscuits for cake to make individually portioned Strawberry Shortcake Cupcakes. Whatever the reason, these 12 cupcake recipes won't steer you wrong.

Check them all out in the slideshow above or go straight to the recipes below.

The Recipes

Cappuccino Cupcakes
Red Velvet Cupcakes
Strawberry Shortcake Cupcakes
Pina Colada Cupcakes
Kaleidoscope Cupcakes
Meringue Cupcakes with Nutella and Strawberries
Peanut Butter and Jelly Cupcakes
Yellow Squash Cupcakes with Chocolate Frosting
Chocolate Raspberry Cupcakes
Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes
Lemon Meringue Cupcakes
Chocolate Peanut Butter Cupcakes

15 May 19:04

TV: TV Club: Newlyweds: The First Year

by Molly Eichel
IKEA Monkey

What. The. Fuck. Stop putting stupid people on TV.

Bravo’s Newlyweds: The First Year follows four couples who apparently have never watched a family sitcom in their entire lives. Nor have they discussed anything about post-marriage life, including where to live, the work-life balance or anything to do with money. “I don’t know what make believe world I was living in. I just literally thought after the wedding, poof! Amazing house, amazing car. It wasn’t that at all. We got married, and the struggle and the grind is still happening,” says Kim, who marries overbearing Alaska

Well, duh.

Newlyweds, which shares part of a title with the MTV reality show featuring Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey but none of its guilty pleasure fun, is like Bridezillas if the cameras kept rolling after the last wedding guest went home. Four couples—Kim and Alaska, Indian pop star Tina and Tarz, Kathryn and money-obsessed John, and gay couple ...

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15 May 18:49

Music: Great Job, Internet!: Listen to a lovely Massive Attack cover by Hooverphonic

by Marah Eakin
IKEA Monkey

Sweet

Belgian electro-rock group Hooverphonic has been around for almost 20 years now and has released a number of excellent trip-hop records, like 1998’s Blue Wonder Power Milk. The group’s The Night Before, is out June 4 on Sony Music, and includes a never before released track, “Harmless Shapes,” as well as an absolutely lovely cover of Massive Attack’s “Unfinished Sympathy.” The latter is streaming exclusively below, and the group is playing a number of dates in Europe this summer with a full orchestra.

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15 May 18:05

Boehner on IRS: “Who’s going to jail over this scandal?”

IKEA Monkey

The same people who fucked up our economy back in 08? Oh

House Speaker John Boehner said Wednesday that resignations over the IRS scandal would not be enough, and he believes there were criminal violations involved in the alleged targeting of conservative groups by the agency. “My question isn’t about who’s going to resign, my question is who’s going to jail over this scandal?” he told reporters.

“There are laws in place to prevent this type of abuse," Boehner continued. "Someone made a conscious decision to harass and to hold up these requests for tax-exempt status. I think we need to know who they are and whether they violated the law. Clearly someone violated the law."

On Tuesday, Attorney General Eric Holder said that he has ordered the FBI to investigate whether any criminal violations occurred. Holder is scheduled to appear before a House Committee on Wednesday, where he will likely face questions about this scandal, as well as the Department of Justice's decision to subpoena phone records from the Associated Press.

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15 May 13:54

Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is Also Having Her Ovaries Removed

by Anna Breslaw
IKEA Monkey

Whoa indeed. that's much more extreme than just removing breasts, even though the surgery is fully internal it requires a strict regimen of hormone replacement therapy.

In addition to the double mastectomy that Angelina Jolie underwent in February, we learned in her New York Times op-ed, she also plans on having an oophorectomy — ovary removal surgery, a procedure recommended for high-risk women before the age of 40. Without this, her BRCA1 gene still places her risk of ovarian cancer at 50 percent.

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15 May 13:53

The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again

by Rocco Castoro
IKEA Monkey

how the fuck is this still a thing in our country.


A cross-lighting ceremony that took place near Tupelo, Mississippi, in late March following a Ku Klux Klan rally in Memphis, Tennessee, that was organized to protest the renaming of three parks in the city built in honor of the Confederacy. It is a “cross lighting,” not “cross burning,” because these Klansmen “do not burn, but light the cross to signify that Christ is the light of the world.” Photo by Robert King.

I

n the middle of an unkempt park in Memphis, Tennessee, stands an oversize bronze statue of a Confederate lieutenant general astride his mount. Its subject, Nathan Bedford Forrest, is considered by some to be one of the most infamous and powerful racists in American history. The first official leader of the Ku Klux Klan, some historians allege that Lieutenant General Forrest’s most heinous act was ordering his troops to slaughter hundreds of surrendered soldiers at 1864’s Battle of Fort Pillow, more than half of whom were African American. Others celebrate him as the physical manifestation of the South’s ethos during the Civil War and beyond: a rebel hero who relentlessly campaigned for his cause until it became untenable; he never gave up, even after his death.

Unveiled in 1905, the Memphis News-Scimitar reported that the masterfully sculpted monument to Nathan Bedford Forrest (or NBF) would “stand for ages as the emblem of a standard of virtue.” And today it seems the newspaper’s prophecy was correct, except for perhaps the “virtue” part. As of 2013, “that devil Forrest,” as he was infamously nicknamed by Union General William T. Sherman, is still sprinting across a Tennessee ridge on his stallion, kicking up dust in a city with historically tense racial relations. 

Pink granite tiles and modest bronze headstones that look like plaques skirt the sculpture. General Forrest and his wife, Mary Ann Montgomery, are buried underneath. NBF’s more celebrated moniker, at least in some circles, is the “Wizard of the Saddle,” a nickname he earned for his wondrous equestrian talents in battle, and one that calls to mind the highest modern-day rank of the KKK—the Imperial Wizard. 

The latest controversy surrounding the park and statue came to a head in early February, when the Memphis City Council unanimously voted to change the name of Forrest Park to Health Sciences Park (at least temporarily; a special commission is still in the process of deciding its final name as of press time), in line with the downtown medical-student facilities of the University of Tennessee that surround it. Two other Memphis parks—Confederate Park and Jefferson Davis Park, named after the president of the Confederacy—were also renamed by the City Council, with the reasoning that they were publicly funded reminders of an era that could be considered offensive and unwelcoming to the majority of the city’s residents, 63 percent of whom are African American according to the 2010 census. 

Shortly after the City Council’s decision, a man identifying himself as Exalted Cyclops Edward announced that his chapter of the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan was planning a massive rally to protest the renaming of the three parks. “It’s not going to be 20 or 30,” he told local NBC affiliate WMC-TV. “It’s going to be thousands of Klansmen from the whole United States coming to Memphis, Tennessee.” Later  in the month the city granted the Loyal White Knights a permit for a public rally to be held March 30 on the steps of the county courthouse in downtown Memphis, one day before Easter and five days before the 45th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination at the Lorraine Motel.  

It was an eerily familiar scenario for Memphians. On January 17, 1998, around 50 members of the KKK held a rally at the very same courthouse in what they claimed was an attempt to protect their “heritage” in the lead-up to MLK Day and that year’s 30th anniversary of his assassination. Outnumbered by counterprotesters, the Klan’s vitriolic screeds incited a small riot that resulted in looting and the ill-prepared police force teargassing the entire crowd. 

One Memphian and self-proclaimed member of the Grape Street Crips seemed to take the Klan’s threats to return to his city very seriously. Following the announcement of the planned rally, 20-year-old DaJuan Horton posted a video on YouTube in which he states that he’s organizing a consortium of local gangs—some rivals—to unify and show their discontent on the day of the rally. Local and national media suddenly became very interested in the impending event, whipping a diverse cross-section of the city into a frenzy.

“They gonna come to Memphis, Tennessee… where Martin Luther King got gunned down,” DaJuan says in the video. “You’re going to come here and rally deep—really, really deep, in my language, just to talk? No, it’s not gonna happen like that. When you come to Memphis, Tennessee, we’re gonna rally right across from you, and it’s gonna be Young Mob, Crips, Bloods, GDs, Vice Lords, Goon Squad… I’m getting on the phone with them daily. I’m talking to the big guys, the big kahunas. I’m talking to the Bill Gates of the gang wars. You come to Memphis, we’re going to be waiting on you. It’s versatile down here. We got every gang you can think of; we’ve got the fucking Mob down here. Bring your ass on.” 

Had the City Council’s decision to rename the park sparked a potential showdown with what many law enforcement agencies consider America’s oldest terrorist organization and a mega-alliance of the country’s most violent gangs? Or was the Klan struggling to retain relevancy in an era when race relations have progressed so much that the US has elected a black president twice over? I traveled to Memphis about a week before the rally to meet everyone involved and find out. 


This bronze statue of Confederate Lieutenant General Nathan Bedford Forrest has stood for more than 100 years in a Memphis park that, until February 2013, was named after him. Photo by Robert King.

M y first order of business in Memphis, a wonderfully diverse and eclectic city that has been hit hard by economic woes in recent years, was to interview the protagonists of the situation at hand. Long-serving council members Myron Lowery and Janis Fullilove spearheaded—or were at least the most outspoken about—the decision to change the names of the parks. 

“Change produces controversy, and that’s what we have in this case,” Myron, a middle-aged black man who has the bluntly authoritative look and demeanor unique to experienced local politicians, told me. “Many people don’t want to change, they want to live in the past with the memories that they had. And whenever there comes along an idea to offer to compromise, they object to it because they say, ‘This is history, and you can’t change history.’”

What, I wondered, were Myron’s thoughts on NBF, a man who has been dead for over 130 years but still haunts Tennessee’s largest city from beyond the grave?

“Nathan Bedford Forrest was a racist,” he said. “He was head of the Klan—‘Oh, no, it isn’t the same Klan today as it was yesterday’—it was still the Klan… I’ve referred to the Klan as a terrorist organization. In fact, I call them the ‘American Taliban’ because of who they are and what they do.” 

No stranger to controversy, Myron’s counterpart Janis has been arrested on alcohol-related charges four times in the past five years (all the while serving on the council), and told me she was once shot at by a police officer while marching with MLK (the bullet left a hole through her wig). On the day we met she wore a fiery red suit and short, bleached blond hair. Forrest Park in particular, she said, had been a source of contention since 1904, when the remains of NBF and his wife were reinterred at the base of the statue after they were exhumed from nearby Elmhurst Cemetery. She was present at the rally in 1998, where she was “trampled and teargassed,” and told me that this time around she had received multiple death threats from anonymous parties who disapprove of the council’s decision to rename the parks. I asked her if she was prepared to accept responsibility for any resulting fallout. 

“I do, yeah, I take the blame,” Janis said, “even though I’ve got death threats—they gonna hang me, ‘Nigga, we gonna get you.’ Fine. I don’t know if it was the Klan, [but it was] somebody… OK, so what. Hang me.” 

My next question addressed accusations from the Klan and other Confederate-history enthusiasts: Was the Memphis City Council—made up of six whites and seven blacks—trying to erase the city’s controversial past? 

“The bottom line, at the end of the day, the names of those parks are not going back to what they once were. It’s going to change… So if Nathan Bedford Forrest is their hero, fine. Take his statue, put it in your backyard, your front yard, put it wherever you want to put it.” 

Earlier in the day I had met with Lee Millar, spokesperson for the Memphis chapter of the Sons of Confederate Veterans  (SCV) who wears a gray beard that wouldn’t be out of place in the late 19th century. Last year, Lee and his fellow SCV members raised the funds to install a massive stone engraved with the words forrest park at its perimeter, facing the street. He showed me a few emails from the parks department that seemed to approve its placement. But a few weeks back, a city maintenance crew had removed the stone in the middle of the night and relocated it to a municipal storage garage close to the city zoo. This happened without warning, Lee said, and virtually in tandem with the announcement that the parks’ names would be changed. Lee also said he considered the entire ordeal to be underhanded and detrimental to Memphis’s history. 

DaJuan Horton (center, in the black tank top), a member of the local Grape Street Crips, recruits friends in east Memphis to participate in a counterprotest of a planned KKK rally on Easter weekend. Photo by Robert King.

“It’s just idiotic,” he said. “Look at the Jews over in Germany, they keep parts of the prisons there as a reminder. This is all history for Memphis and America, and history should not be erased. You should add to it and enhance it, but don’t get rid of it, because you always want to know about your past so you can go forward in your future.” 

Lee added that he was also frustrated that the KKK had seemingly co-opted the entire ordeal for its own means. “I think the Ku Klux Klan capitalized on the controversy to stage a rally in Memphis, to gather attention for themselves, to bring awareness more to the Klan [than NBF].” 

About an hour later, Lee and I visited what, less than a month ago, had been known as Forrest Park. NBF’s statue watched over its domain, glaring down at us as if he were about to lead his garrison into battle. The artist who created the statue, Charles Henry Niehaus, was at the height of his craft. An American sculptor who throughout his career stayed true to the neoclassical training he received in Germany, Charles is best known for his 19th-century depictions of US President James A. Garfield, Moses, Louis IX, and other meticulously rendered statues of historical figures scattered throughout the States. His depiction of NBF is perhaps his most controversial work, but judged against the rest of his oeuvre, Charles was just doing his job: NBF looks merciless and singularly determined. 

Lee introduced me to a man standing in front of the NBF statue with a cigar in his mouth. Wearing a wide-brimmed hat, one of his white-gloved hands was stuffed in his pocket, pushing aside a jacket that halfway covered what appeared to be an authentic, standard-issue Union general’s uniform. He introduced himself as General Ulysses S. Grant; the resemblance was striking. I didn’t hesitate to ask the good general’s opinion of NBF, perhaps one of his greatest rivals. “I have a very healthy respect for Nathan Bedford Forrest,” he said with the cadence of a proper Southern gentleman. 

Later, when I asked him about the city’s decision to change the name of the park—which, of course, he disagreed with—he broke character and introduced himself again, this time as E. C. Fields Jr. A local high school principal, reserve police officer, SCV member, and historical reenactor, E. C. appeared to be a prime example of a highly educated and well-spoken man who apparently had no agenda regarding the naming of the park other than his love for history. 

Feeling like reality was slipping from my grip, I got right to the point and asked E. C. if he thought NBF was racist.

“No,” he replied with a drawl. “He had the culture of the country at the time. He had no personal vendetta against any group of people; he was fighting for what he believed in.” 

What, exactly, did NBF believe in? I wondered but thought it would be futile to ask a man so enamored with the history—or perhaps a certain type of history—of the Civil War. But it seemed to be the crux of the matter, the murky but bold ethos of a man who’s proved nothing but divisive in the annals of history. 

Later, while perusing the few books written about NBF, I may have discovered the answer. In the foreword of the 1989 edition of John Allan Wyeth’s preeminent NBF biography, That Devil Forrest, Western Michigan University history professor emeritus Albert Castel writes: “Despite all the rhetoric from the South’s politicians and editors about ‘States Rights’ and ‘Southern Nationalism,’ [NBF] had no illusions about [the Civil War’s] true purpose: ‘If we ain’t fightin’ to keep slavery, then what the hell are we fightin’ for?’”

After his death from diabetes-related issues in October of 1877, NBF was buried in Elmhurst Cemetery in accordance with his will. His body’s disinterment and its transfer to Forrest Park by Confederate sympathizers over 25 years later could cause one to wonder what their true motives were. While it would be very difficult to remove the statue regardless (Councilwoman Fullilove told me it would require a court order), throwing NBF’s corpse into the mix adds a macabre element to any such attempts politicans have avoided until now.   

NBF’s grave isn’t much different than the man himself: stubborn and resolute. Born dirt poor on July 13, 1821, in what is now known as Chapel Hill, Tennessee, NBF was the most unlikely of heroes. The oldest of seven brothers and three sisters, he became the head of his household when he was around 16, following the death of his blacksmith father. Almost completely illiterate throughout his life, NBF had still managed to amass a sizable fortune as a speculator, plantation owner, and slave trader. After the so-called War Between the States broke out, he enlisted in the Confederate Army even though he lacked formal military training of any kind. He was, however, a natural tactician and courageous woodsman, and quickly shot up through its ranks. By the time he was named lieutenant general, NBF had recruited a large and intensely loyal force culled from the South. 

Perhaps the most feared and dangerous soldier in the Confederacy, NBF’s greatest contributions to humanity were his innovative battle techniques, some of which served as the basis for US military tactics well into the 20th century. Tennessee-born poet and novelist Andrew Lytle once described NBF as a “spiritual comforter,” due to the mythical status he attained during the Reconstruction era. This may be why NBF was appointed the first head of the Ku Klux Klan in the late 1800s. 

Historical reenactors E. C. Fields Jr. and his spouse portray Union General Ulysses S. Grant and his wife. They believe the city’s decision to change the name of the parks was wrong. Photo by Robert King.

M y initial contact with Edward, the mysterious, hulking Exalted Cyclops (the title bestowed on Klavern, or local chapter, leaders) who had called the rally and appeared on local Memphis newscasts wearing a ski mask, happened a couple weeks before my arrival in Memphis. I had called the number of a Tennessee “Klan hotline” listed on the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan’s website. I left a voicemail, requesting an interview, and a few days later I answered a blocked call. It was Edward. He invited me to meet up for an interview with him and his associates before the rally in Memphis, as well as a cross-lighting ceremony a couple hours’ drive away in Mississippi that would follow. We had arranged to conduct the interview at my hotel shortly after I arrived. “Don’t be freaked out when you see a 300-pound guy with a hood on standing outside your room,” he said. I told him I would try my best. 

The hotel meeting never happened, and after a series of intermittently returned calls and emails, Edward finally told me to meet one of his underlings outside a local restaurant. He instructed me to keep an eye out for a purple car that was “loud as hell.” 

Arriving at the restaurant at the specified time, I spotted a purple compact sedan. Its driver, who was wearing a camouflage wraparound mask and hood like those used for bird hunting, pointed down the road and peeled off. We followed him for a few miles, ending up at the mouth of a dirt road that led to a field of trash and discarded tires that looked like the perfect location to film a murder scene. The driver emerged, still wearing his mask and revealing a pear-shaped frame swathed in black military-style fatigues to which various patches featuring Klan-related imagery had been sewn. He was talking on the phone, I assumed to Edward, and motioned to keep my distance. Then he hung up and said, “OK, we’re good now.” 

Seconds later a beat-up truck rolled up and parked next to us. Three young men—in their late teens or early 20s—exited. One of them was black. Great, I thought, they are going to think we set them up. 

The anonymous Klansman looked nervous. He waved to stay back and put the phone up to his ear. “We gotta change locations,” he said after hanging up, and instructed us to follow. We drove around for another few minutes, tailing the purple car once again, when Edward called me: “It’s all good, come back. My security guy just got spooked by those kids. They’re just metal scrappers.” 

On our return to the disused dirt pit, we were ushered toward the back of the lot by our masked chaperone. Along the way we passed a 20-something man in a black hoodie holding a German shepherd on a leash at bay as it bared its teeth and barked viciously. The entire scene was so absurd that there wasn’t room to be scared.

A large black truck parked across the field came into view. Two men were inside, one of them wearing a ski mask. It was Edward. He exited and approached while his driver peered at us through his sunglasses. I introduced myself and asked how much time we had for the interview. “Until it gets hot, I guess,” Edward said and explained that earlier in the day he had received information that African American ex-military sharpshooters who were now gang members had traveled from Detroit to stalk him and his fellow Klansmen before the rally. It sounded ludicrous, but then again I was standing in the middle of a garbage dump talking to a member of the Ku Klux Klan in 2013.

Our interview in the field wasn’t particularly informative and mostly consisted of the same rhetoric that can be found on most Klan websites, coupled with regurgitations of what Edward had already said to the media: the Klan was based on Christian principles, they were defending the white race’s “loss of rights,” and their criticisms about President Obama. (“Well, yeah, I’m very happy with him. [laughs] I have got to say he’s made the Klan a lot stronger.”) He also told me that he was introduced to the KKK at the age of three.

It had been mentioned in the local press that while the Klan had been granted a permit to protest in Memphis, they were forbidden from covering their faces during the rally. I found this ironic, considering both of the Klansmen I was speaking to wore masks. Were they worried about retaliation? 

“Yep, absolutely, because they don’t understand us,” Edward said. “They think we’re just a straight hate group and want to kill people, and we’re not that way. I’m just concerned about them knowing who I am. I have grandkids, I have kids, and I don’t want, you know—my house has been shot up twice already since this has aired on the TV.” 

There was a rumbling in the distance, and seemingly out of nowhere a middle-aged man appeared on a four-wheeler with a younger black woman seated behind him. After they passed, I asked Edward what he thought about “race mixing,” as the Klan commonly refers to interracial relationships. “That’s disgusting,” he said. “Stick with your own race. That’s a horrible thing.”

Minutes after the four-wheeler had driven off, Edward said he had just gotten word that the cops were on their way. He added that he’d spotted a police radio on the ATV that just passed us, and he’d see me at the rally on Saturday. None of it made much sense, and I wondered if the whole thing was a setup, but it didn’t matter either way. They were already in the truck, on their way to wherever it was Klansmen hang out. The hefty masked man who had taken us to the lot waddled his way back to the purple car, and I followed to mine. It was time to go back to the hotel. 


A KKK member who would only identify himself as Exalted Cyclops Edward (right) and his associate agreed to be interviewed in a junkyard a few days before the rally in Memphis. Photo by Robert King.

T he following afternoon I arrived at DaJuan Horton’s apartment to speak with him and fellow members of the Grape Street Crips about how their plans were coming together for the counterprotest. DaJuan clarified his statements from the YouTube video that had brought me here, saying he had been organizing other local gangs under the banner of an alliance he had named Divine United International—DUI. He explained that they weren’t looking for trouble or violence, they just wanted to show the Klan how to hold a rally in Memphis. Smoking blunt after blunt, it wasn’t far-fetched to believe that DaJuan and his buds could pull off a low-key and ultimately peaceful event. But, understandably, I was a little dubious.

The Crips’ volition and mission seemed to waver in the smoky haze, with DaJuan saying things like, “The KKK can’t wear their masks at the protest, but that doesn’t me we can’t wear ours.” He also had his friend, whom he referred to as “Shooter,” show off his handgun. Shooter said DaJuan wasn’t allowed one because he was “too trigger happy.” 

I asked DaJuan his opinion on NBF, and what he thought about the renaming of the eponymous park. “I researched and learned who he was,” he said, “and he really did some stuff for them, but I don’t really care for it. They can name the park what they want to name the park. I don’t care what they do with his body, I don’t think it’s important or nothing like that. I don’t mean to sound mean, but that’s just how I feel about it. I can see it from their angle, that he really means something to them, but that’s their stuff.” 

We made plans to meet again in two days, a Thursday, so that I could tag along with DaJuan and his crew while they drove through neighborhoods on the east side of Memphis in an effort to enlist more people to join them to oppose Saturday’s Klan rally. I followed him as planned, to a street on the east side of town that quickly filled with kids who seemed enthusiastic for the cause. There was a lot of “Fuck the KKK!” and ruminations on why the Klan was granted a permit in the first place, but no one seemed to have a clear vision, except to express their outrage in some sort of fashion on Saturday. 

After the impromptu meeting in the street with his friends, DaJuan took me to Robinhood Park—a Section 8 housing complex that, he told me, was strictly Bloods territory. About 150 of Robinhood’s residents watched as we rolled in, many of them dressed in red, and children rapidly fired cap guns at us. We loitered around for about 15 minutes as DaJuan tried to explain the mission of DUI and why he wanted as many gang members as possible to attend the rally. A few listened, but most were hesitant to talk. Eventually a white woman appeared who looked to be in her early 60s and asked us to leave before we caused any problems. DaJuan agreed, and we parted ways. I wasn’t convinced that he would be able to pull off his plan to align the local gangs against the Klan, but given all the strange occurrences of the past few days, I didn’t think it was entirely out of the question. 


A week before the Klan rally in Memphis, a Mississippi chapter of the KKK who were planning on attending the event held a “practice rally” outside the Tishomingo County Courthouse. Photo by Robert King.

O n Saturday morning, the day of the rally, the forecast was rain. I was supposed to accompany DaJuan and his comrades to the county courthouse, but he said they weren’t quite ready yet and told me to come by his apartment in one hour. When I arrived he wasn’t there but drove up about 20 minutes later. By this time, the gray sky had opened up into a drizzle. 

DaJuan told me he wouldn’t be going to the rally, nor were any of his recruits, because the Klan wasn’t worth being cold and wet all day. “White people don’t mind the rain,” he said. “I just don’t have a good feeling about it.” He said that he might reconsider if it stopped raining, and that he planned to carry on DUI’s mission, but it was apparent that there was not going to be a standoff of Clockwork Orange proportions between the Klan and local gangbangers. It was a relief on some level, and judging from reports in the local news, it would be nearly impossible for the Crips or anyone else to get remotely close to the Klan. About ten square blocks had been cordoned off by the Memphis Police Department and an assortment of other regional law enforcement, who would reportedly be out in forces that numbered around 700. The Klansmen would be isolated, shuttled in on city buses and confined to a fenced-in area on the courthouse steps. Spectators and counterprotesters would be funneled in to a separate pen and required to pass through metal detectors and undergo random searches. Downtown Memphis was on lockdown, and many neighborhood businesses had closed for the day. Reports estimated that the rally cost the city $175,000.

The massive police presence, which included multiple SWAT units, hundreds of vehicles, mobile surveillance-camera towers, and cops in full riot gear, ensured that the rally was kept under control. As about 50 Klansmen filed in from the buses and through the courthouse, they amassed on the steps, waving KKK flags alongside what appeared to be a dozen or so skinheads and members of other white-supremacy groups. It was far from the thousands Edward had promised. 

Klansmen took turns shouting into a megaphone, but it was hard to see or hear anything from the media tent that had been purposely situated behind a SWAT truck and other vehicles. They occasionally chanted “White power!” in unison. The rain continued to pick up, and the small group of antifascist counterprotesters who had gathered a few blocks away from the rally had been dispersed or cordoned off in the civilian area. DaJuan and his crew were nowhere to be found. As the local reporters bemoaned having to stand out in the cold and rain on a Saturday, I began to think the modern-day Klan had turned it into what was basically a historical-reenactment society who yearned for the “good ol’ days,” whatever that means. I left the rally early and went back to my hotel to dry out before the cross-lighting ceremony in Mississippi that had been planned for later that evening. 

Shortly before dusk I arrived in a small country town outside of Tupelo, Mississippi, about a two-hour drive away from Memphis. I was warmly greeted by Nicole, wife of North Mississippi White Knights of the KKK Imperial Wizard Steven Howard, outside their home where the cross lighting was to be held. She told me Steven was still on his way back from the rally in Memphis, and that she’d been unable to attend because she had young children to look after. Steven, who is known for his shimmery, red Klan robe, was one of the main speakers at the rally, although I had no idea what he or any of his fellow Klansmen had said because of the way the cops had them positioned—they were effectively yelling into a brick wall. 


The rally in Memphis was largely a nonevent, with a massive police presence that completely separated the Klan from the counterprotesters and all but blocked the media from even getting a clear shot. 

From the looks of the handful of people gathered on Steven’s property—which appeared to consist of a single-wide trailer amid a couple acres of wooded land—there wasn’t much doing. Then, all of a sudden, a cavalcade of vehicles drove up and, one by one, parked in Steven’s front yard. By my count, there were approximately 100 Klansmen and women in attendance. 

After dinner a half-dozen men got to work constructing the cross for the impending lighting ceremony, wrapping pieces of wood in burlap and pouring diesel fuel over their handiwork. Soon enough, it was time to “robe up.”

I took the opportunity to talk with Steven—who is 31 and speaks with the enthusiastic charisma of a natural-born leader—for a few minutes as he donned his cherished red robe. He told me that he had served as a marine in the Iraq War, and that some of his fellow Klansmen had also been in the military. “When they strung him up on the bridge and shit, his body burning and shit, that’s when I was over there,” he said in reference to the four Blackwater Security contractors who were killed, burned, and hung from a bridge in Fallujah that spans the Euphrates River. 

As he finished buttoning his robe, I asked him about his thoughts on the afternoon’s rally. “I think they had too much police protection,” he said. “I think that’s ridiculous. I know a lot of people said they didn’t even hear us; a lot of people said they couldn’t even see us.” 

Steven went on to tell me that the reason the cross lighting was happening so late was because the convoy of Klansmen who had trailed him from Memphis was alarmed by a strange vehicle they thought was following them. They pulled off to the side of the road, forcing their pursuer to do the same. It turned out that the vehicle in question contained a local television news crew. “They got out and they were two white guys, but their film crew—their camera crew—was Indians… not Indians, but they was chinks and gooks and niggers, and I was like, ‘Naw, you can’t come to my house, man.’” Then he thanked me for coming out, saying that I was welcome anytime. 

 As Steven’s fellow Klansmen made their final preparations for the cross lighting, I spoke with a 26-year-old from Baltimore who said he had recently started a local Klan chapter following his wife’s firing from a local Walmart for, what he believes, were racists reasons. He told me that he had helped develop an online application and screening process, as well as a chat room, for the North Mississippi White Knights, and that his local Klan—which at the time consisted of him, his mother, and a friend—did a lot of good for his community. When I asked for specifics, he told me that they sometimes organize trash pickups in nearby parks. Another 26-year-old I spoke with, a Grand Dragon from Virginia, showed off his vintage green robe. 

I also met two members of the Supreme White Alliance, a white-supremacist skinhead group. They said they had driven through the night from Cincinnati, Ohio, to attend the rally and were planning to do the same later that evening to get back in time for their day jobs.  

As I was speaking with the two men, someone called out with instructions to pick up makeshift torches that had been dipped in a barrel of diesel, ignite it, and proceed to the hollow behind Steven’s house that seemed custom-made for lighting crosses on fire. I watched as, one by one, a hooded figure asked each attendee, “Klansman, do you accept the light?” They did.

Taking a look around the circle that had formed around the cross, I was surprised to see so many young faces among the grizzled Klansmen. Some of the freshly initiated looked like teenagers. The ceremony that followed included a dedication to Nathan Bedford Forrest, but first Steven performed his ritual duties as an Imperial Wizard. A red KKK banner, as well as a black Nazi SS flag, flapped ominously in the background. 

“Klansmen, for God!” he shouted, his declaration echoed back by his guests. “Klansmen, for Mississippi! Klansmen, for the Loyal White Knights!” Steven then instructed his audience to march clockwise before continuing what might as well have been an incantation. “Klansmen, for the National Socialist Movement! Klansmen, for the white race! Klansmen, approach the cross!”

“Don’t turn your back on a fiery cross,” someone shouted to the crowd as it was set ablaze. 

Considering that just a few hours earlier, I’d felt certain that the Ku Klux Klan was in the throes of death and a united America was finally prevailing, the Klansman’s warning was the soundest advice I’d heard all week. Bigotry in America, it seemed, wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

 

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15 May 13:38

Eat This Cheese: Coach Farms Triple Cream Goat Cheese

by Stephanie Stiavetti
IKEA Monkey

yes please

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It's not often that I come across a cheese that makes me go, "Hrmmmm." I've tasted many unique cheeses in my dairy-based wanderings, and while many are worthy of a raised eyebrow, it's only occasionally that one changes the way I think about cheese in general.

I recently experienced this sensation with Coach Farm's Triple Cream goat cheese, a creamy yet sturdy cheese that twisted my noodle about how I perceive goat cheese. This little beauty has its fair share of creaminess, but its goaty beginnings make for a hearty cheese that doesn't necessarily vanish on your tongue like triple creams made from cow's milk. Instead, this curiously sweet-salty-tart cheese stands tall and firm, even when ripe, though it yields easily under the crick of a jagged crisp or a crusty slice. The outer creamline is lusciously fatty, while the inner paste is more chèvre-like in texture (but still plenty rich--it does contain a heaping dose of extra cream, after all).

As you can see from the image above, where I ripped open a wheel with two knives to reveal its craggy texture, there's still a touch of signature goaty chalk in this cheese, but it's covered by a blanket of soft, smooth milk fat. For a second you may even forget that you're eating a goat cheese, with its buttery flavor that hints at salt and grassy fields. But not for long.

Sure, there are other triple cream goat cheeses on the market, but Coach Farm's variety is one well worth begging your local cheesemonger to order. Today, if you can.

About the author: Stephanie Stiavetti is a writer and cookbook author in San Francisco. Her food blog, The Culinary Life, is a repository for all things comfort food related, from savory dinners to transcendental desserts. She also publishes a monthly culinary newsletter full of stories, review, and helpful tips. Stephanie's cookbook, Melt: the Art of Macaroni and Cheese, celebrates America's favorite dish by recreating it with specialty cheeses. Available for preorder now.

15 May 13:36

Tortuga-the-Bulldog

IKEA Monkey

OK, you're alright Tortuga, even if your name means Turtle.

Tortuga-the-Bulldog puppy
Tortuga (which means "turtle" in Spanish) is a spunky, fun loving, energetic bulldog. Tortuga's sweet disposition is a magnet for people and dogs alike. She brings a smile to people's faces even from afar and she loves playing with her best friends, a rottweiler and a whippet (though she can't always keep up!) Her favorite things are snuggling on the couch, chewing on bones, and getting treats! Tortuga can often be found following her two-legged momma around, trying to help load the dishwasher or doing other chores around the house. Tortuga will win your heart in a heartbeat!

15 May 13:14

Man Arrested For Overnight Grocery Store Feast Of Whipped Cream, Steak, Shrimp, And Beer

by Laura Northrup
IKEA Monkey

Dammit David

whipped cream can nozzle

(Dykam)

According to police, a Kentucky man held the best overnight grocery store campout ever in the wee hours of Monday morning. Employees knew that something was up when they found 57 cans of Reddi-Whip brand whipped cream in the store’s trash. The whipped cream cans use nitrous oxide as a propellant, see. Oh, but the festivities didn’t stop there.

Security camera footage showed that the 30-year-old entered the store before closing on Sunday night, then evaded employees until after they locked up for the night. Over the course of the evening, he allegedly depleted the whipped cream cans, then cooked six steaks and some shrimp while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Sounds like a great party, except for the part where it all happened inside a grocery store after hours, with stolen merchandise. Police say that he also relieved himself on… himself, and found some fresh clothes to change into.

The local news outlet that reported on this story didn’t share how he cooked the steaks and shrimp: was he operating a gas or charcoal grill indoors, or using something like a George Foreman grill?

Anyway, the party eventually came to an end when the man crawled into the rafters and fell asleep. Employees discovered him that morning. Well, they discovered the 57 cans of whipped cream, then found him.

After the firefighters retrieved him from the rafters, police arrested him and took him into custody. He’s been charged with burglary and criminal mischief.

Man Arrested In Grocery Store After Overnight Stay, Feast [Lexington 18]


15 May 04:20

LADIES. Have You Ever Used Garlic For Ladyproblems?

by Medusa_Sant


I've been reading about using a clove of garlic internally as a cure for yeast infections and am wondering if its really effective? Its one thing to read a post about it on someones blog, its better to hear if it actually works from real, live women (or uncomfortable female SpamBots.)

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15 May 04:19

French Onion Soup with Braised Short Ribs

by Jennifer Olvera
IKEA Monkey

Tim, if you come to visit, I will make this for dinner.

Editor's note: Each Saturday afternoon we bring you a Sunday Supper recipe. Why on Saturday? So you have time to shop and prepare for tomorrow.

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[Photograph: Jennifer Olvera]

I began my food career reviewing restaurants for Chicago magazine. It wasn't a bad gig, to say the least. However, I came to the conclusion—while critiquing near-endless French bistros—that a job is a job.

Needless to say, French onion soup flowed like wine. And while even a bad French onion soup is fine-enough, a good one is transcendent. What's not to like, really, from the rich broth and sweet, slowly caramelized onions to the blanket of nutty cheese on top.

There are a few tricks to building this deeply flavorful broth. In this version, a nod to a Geoffrey Zakarian recipe, you first braise bone-in short ribs in broth and wine. Onions caramelize in a separate pan over very low heat. This is a time consuming process you have to accept. First, sweat the onions with the lid on; then, add a touch of sugar, raise the heat, and remove the cover to achieve a deep, golden hue and melty texture. By deglazing the pan with sherry and sherry vinegar, you loosen any browned bits. When the onions near the finish line, finely chopped apples add welcome texture and interest to the final product.

Once joined, the components simmer and meld in flavor. Finally, a nugget of garlic bread is added, and a blanket of cheese—turned brown and bubbly under the broiler—finishes the dish.

If you don't have individual, oven safe bowls, you can place cheese-topped bread under the broiler for 6 minutes. Then, place the cheese toasts atop bowls of warmed soup. Go ahead and make the soup a day ahead—it'll benefit. However, it's best to store the short ribs separately. When making the soup in advance, don't place the crouton in the broth or top with cheese until you're ready to eat. Warm the broth first, as the broiler won't warm the broth through if it's pulled straight from the refrigerator.

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About the author: Jennifer Olvera is a veteran food and travel writer and author of "Food Lovers' Guide to Chicago." Follow her on Twitter @olverajennifer.

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15 May 04:11

How Not To React To Internet Criticism: The Epic Facebook Meltdown Of Amy’s Baking Company

by Laura Northrup
IKEA Monkey

faking reddit screencaps - brilliant

amy_knivesIt appears that the owners of Amy’s Baking Company in Arizona expected an appearance on celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay’s “Kitchen Nightmares” program to vindicate them. They believed that they serve quality food, that they have been unfairly slandered by the entire Internet. Maybe they had never seen the reality program, which features last-ditch efforts to save failing restaurants run by people who are delusional or incompetent…and frequently both.

Normally, no one would care about a little cafe/pizzeria/bakery in Arizona. Amy’s showed up on the map in 2010 after a paranoid, unhinged rant aimed at a man who posted a one-star review about an undercooked pizza. The owner accused the reviewer of not knowing what fresh dough and tomatoes should taste like, of working for a competing restaurant, and of being ugly. “Do US a favor and keep your ugly face and you ugly opinions to yourself and go back to the restaurant that you really work at!!” she wrote.

Three years later, the owners signed on to Ramsay’s show. It’s not clear why: perhaps they believed that Ramsay would taste their amazing food, vindicate the business, and stand outside the door swearing at everyone with a Yelp account in order to make them go away. Instead, Ramsay walked away from a restaurant makeover for the first time in more than a hundred episodes on two continents.

Normally, the program follows a strict formula: a stubborn owner or chef believes that they have the best food in the country and can’t understand why customers stay away. Often, in the United States version of the program, there are terrible family or staff conflicts. Planted customers send their crappy food back in dismay. Everyone except the front-line staff butts heads with Ramsay until a crucial peak to the conflict that usually involves some kind of ancient slimy meat in the freezer. The menu is made over, a different batch of planted customers show up and like the food, and hearts are warmed.

The Amy’s Baking Company episode ended at the very peak of the conflict…as the owners refused to take any criticism from Ramsay. If he wasn’t going to make the mean Yelpers go away, what could he do for them? Nothing.

But this isn’t a TV recap. We frequently focus on business owners who show everyone how not to react to bad online reviews, and Amy’s Baking Company is providing a master class in that as we speak…on Facebook.

A Reddit thread linked to the restaurant’s page, providing a steady influx of trolls. A more savvy business would shut down their Facebook page. This is not that business.

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Just you watch, Internet blogger nerds! This restaurant is going to sic the SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA POLICE DEPARTMENT ON YOU!

The font on that last comment seems legit.

The font on that last comment seems legit.

Ouch! Today’s Hard Lesson on Yelp [Phoenix New Times]
The Folks at Amy’s Baking Company In Scottsdale Have Gone Insane [Tucson Weekly]

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14 May 21:32

This is what the gender gap in Congress really looks like

IKEA Monkey

They're supposed to represent our country, but that doesn't seem too representative.

Artist Emily Nemens has created a lovely infographic to illustrate a not-so-lovely point: Congress has a major gender problem.

A full screen version of Nemens' illustration can be found here. More on the history of women in Congress can be found here.

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14 May 15:29

This Week In Horrible-Looking People: Warrior’s Pits & 30 More Absurd WWE Promo Photos

by Brandon Stroud
IKEA Monkey

I will always share these


WWE promo photos

"ARMPITTTTTSSSS!!"

LOOK AT HIS ARMPITS, HO KOGAN

This week’s installment of This Week In Horrible-Looking People covers a wide range of WWF/WWE eras with a spotlight on ridiculous clothing. You’ll see guys in cow vests, guys in headbands with their names on them, sleeveless business suits, sleeveless fur coats and more. There’s at least once instance of a guy looking like he fell into a flock of geese and murdered them on impact.

So please, click through to enjoy 30 more of the worst, funniest, and most absurd pro wrestler 8×10 glossies ever.



There has never been a wrestler who looked more like a sinking life raft than Ahmed Johnson. He looked like he was full of water, and was covered in floaties.

Check out Akio, trying to add some character to his autograph when his gimmick is “Asian guy who wears clothes.”

you do not want this guy in a can

Check out the subliminal messages in this one. WWF just straight-up putting ZZZZ on the gauntlets of the serious female wrestler.

A LITTLE BIT OF JESSICA, HERE I AM
A LITTLE BIT OF YOU MAKES ME YOUR MAN


Hot Topic: The Wrestler


A terrifying reminder: WWE once did a Chuck & Buck gimmick.


Who needs Lisa Lionheart? Malibu Billy Kidman has a NEW JACKET

Booker T, totally not sucking in. This is the natural resting position of his body. Yep!

“WHO BROKE MY VEST?? I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL KILL THEM”

These guys look a little light on the bush, and heavy on the whackers!


NOT TRISH STRATUS, PLEASE DON’T SUE


Lookin’ good, Booker T!

(I do not want to know what he’s smiling about.)

“I’m gonna go swimming today. What should I wear?”
“How about a thong and this billowy gold blouse from the 80s?”
“PERFECT.”

“Ack, turn off that light, I’m trying to sleep!”


Triple H always loved putting illogical leather vests over things, didn’t he? Jean jackets, billowy short-sleeved shirts, whatever.


The Rock, emerging fully grown from the womb of a cow.


I guess it wasn’t a drug test.

He’s not ACTUALLY the Hardcore Champ, he’s similar to the Hardcore Champ. “Hardcore Champ.”

Scott Steiner is 1.0 on the Mark Wahlberg scale in this picture, holy shit.

Fun fact: WWE once employed a gayer barber than Brutus Beefcake.


more like the right to bear arms, am I right

more like “who debona,” am I right


Lucky Rodney Mack came around when he did. If he’d been in WWE five years later, the White Boy Challenge would’ve been him teaming with a white boy to take on two different white boys.

(am I right)

Poor Renee Dupree. Here he is immediately after falling into all of Kevin McCallister’s booby traps at once.

Huss?

I’m an Are You Afraid Of The Dark guy.


And as always, leave ‘em with the best.

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14 May 14:11

Angelina Jolie Reveals She Recently Underwent Double Mastectomy

by Laura Beck
IKEA Monkey

Whoa. I applaud her for using her celebrity to shed light on an intensely personal and difficult decision facing women.

Angelina Jolie writes in a stunning op-ed that she recently underwent the surgery after learning she carries a mutant form of a gene that predisposes her for breast and ovarian cancer.

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14 May 13:13

Nikki Blonsky: Hollywood “can drive a plus-size actress crazy”

IKEA Monkey

First of all, yeah no duh, and good for her for finding roles that aren't just "the fat girl". I personally would like to see more "regular sized" actresses, though. Its like they're either all under a size 4 or they're very large, and their largeness is "the joke" (see: Bachelorette, Pitch Perfect, Bridesmaids). There's a pretty big stretch of space between actress-thin and plus-size actress.

Plenty of 24-year-olds live at home with their parents.

Not all of them are actresses with a box office smash, a TV series and a Golden Globe nomination under their belts.

Nikki Blonsky, the star of the 2007 musical "Hairspray," saw her star-making role lead quickly into a fallow period; after her ABC Family series "Huge" was canceled after a single season, Blonsky has worked rarely. "I was out of work for a while," she told Salon, ruefully chuckling. "I was kind of sad." Indeed, when we asked Blonsky to comment on rumors that she had been working as a cosmetologist and shoe saleswoman, her publicist cut us off and indicated that Blonsky shouldn't answer.

But a reason for her protracted unemployment lies in the very nature of her rise to fame; Blonsky was plucked from obscurity to star in "Hairspray" and play Tracy Turnblad, a heavyset teen in segregated Baltimore. (The 2007 film was the second onscreen take on the material; the original version starred Ricki Lake.) It's difficult for plus-size actresses to have long careers; while Melissa McCarthy, older than Blonsky, has been able to make herself the butt of the joke, there simply aren't very many roles for actresses heavier than size 4.

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14 May 03:05

Psychologist, television personality, and advice columnist Dr.

by Laura Beck

Psychologist, television personality, and advice columnist Dr. Joyce Brothers has died in her home in Fort Lee, New Jersey. She was 85.

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13 May 22:01

Shake Shack is Coming to Chicago

by Nick Kindelsperger
IKEA Monkey

WHAAAAAAAAAAAt

From Chicago

Shack Burger from Shake Shack in NYC. [Photograph: Robyn Lee]

Remember the rumor about the potential Shake Shack location in the old Harley-Davidson store in River North? At the time it was just real estate gossip, which the owners refused to discuss. Luckily, last Friday Eater Chicago received official confirmation from the Union Square Hospitality Group about plans to open in Chicago, though no other details were released. (For the record, Grub Street is getting really good at calling these things ahead of time.)

Why should you care about the New York hamburger chain? Sure, it's universally adored here on Serious Eats, but if you have further questions, check out this behind the scenes video to see the care that goes into each burger (also, look out for the spotless chrome griddle). Let's just hope the line never gets this long.

13 May 15:03

Grow Oyster Mushrooms in a Laundry Basket

by Alan Henry
IKEA Monkey

Looks awesome but also reminds me of that Hannibal epsiode, haha ... ew

If you love mushrooms, growing your own doesn't have to be a hassle. You can buy a kit like the kind we've featured, or try growing them in your fridge, but this method uses an old laundry basket and will yield more mushrooms without taking up valuable fridge space.

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13 May 13:50

Photo Series of Food Cut in Half

by Chris Durso
IKEA Monkey

super cool

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We love you, food. But we’re so busy consuming you, that we never take the time to see what’s on the inside. Cut Food, a photo series by New York-based photographer Beth Galton, explores the innards of our meals by deliberately cutting them down the middle.

From split ramen to a bisected corn dog, the series remains visually stunning while perhaps providing a little too much information. See more here.

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[link, via Feature Shoot]