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Meet The Chicago Satanist Looking For A Satanist Roommate On Craigslist
IKEA MonkeyTroll or serious
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KFC Canada Offering Recordable Bucket for Mother's Day
IKEA MonkeyNot as funny as the free Wienerschnitzel
The lid of the bucket includes a push-button recorder embedded in it that can record short messages, such as one for your mom on Mother's Day.
It looks like you press the button to play the message and press and hold the button to record. I imagine it's not too different from a recordable greeting card.
The bucket is only available on May 8, 2016.
You can see the bucket in action below:
Image via KFC Canada.
Free Meal for Moms at Wienerschnitzel on May 8, 2016
IKEA MonkeyThis is making me laugh uncontrollably at my desk. THANKS MOM HERE'S A FREE WEINER
The meal includes a chili dog, small fries, and small soda. Accepted proof includes a family photo, a child (or children), or an embarassing story about your kids.
The freebie is only good May 8, 2016, at participating locations. Limit one free meal per mom per day.
Image via Wienerschnitzel.
“One way or another, I’m going to spend the day yelling at and...
IKEA MonkeyThis guy has become a recurring character

“One way or another, I’m going to spend the day yelling at and attacking anyone who crosses my path. I already had my heart set on picking up a garbage can and chucking it through a window, and this doesn’t change a thing. I’ve been looking forward to raising hell in the streets for months.”
Watch This: James Cameron’s deep-sea obsession began with this box-office miss
IKEA MonkeyI love The Abyss!
One week a month, Watch This offers movie recommendations inspired by the week’s new releases or premieres. This week: The summer movie season is upon us again, meaning it’s time for our annual tribute to the unloved, underrated, or generally neglected summer blockbusters.
The Abyss (1989)
James Cameron has made a career of mega-ambitious, technology-enhanced productions, most of which achieved unprecedented box-office success. But given carte blanche after 1986’s Aliens, the director took his blank check to the bottom of the ocean, and the money never surfaced back up. Sparing no expense, Cameron led his crew on a grueling 140-day shoot in two specially constructed tanks that drove much of the cast and crew to their physical and mental limits. Despite underperforming at the box office, however, The Abyss remains one of the director’s most personal films, meshing a Howard Hawks-style camaraderie among explorers with the ...
You Need a Pressure Cooker, and Today's the Best Day To Get One
IKEA MonkeyDUDE that's cheaper than what I had before!!

If you don’t own a pressure cooker
, today’s a great day to fix that. Amazon’s knocked the highly-rated Instant Pot IP-LUX50 all the way down to $68 as part of a Gold Box deal, easily the the best price Amazon’s ever listed.
Clinton Campaign Says It Raised $2.4 Million From Donald Trump's 'Woman Card' Comment
IKEA MonkeyThat woman card sounds like a credit card bc women be shoppin' and donatin' to Hillary amirite??

Last week, roiling Cheez Whiz mass Donald Trump opined that Hillary Clinton is playing the “woman card,” which is, as we know, a very real thing that nets us almost equal pay and access into a very hot secret nightclub located in the foyer of every ladies room. It was a spectacular backfire: the Clinton campaign said today they raised $2.4 million in three days off that remark.
Track of the Day: 'Wise Up'
IKEA MonkeyTom Cruises' best role ever.
Another excellent pick from a reader:
In this sequence from Magnolia, everyone is reaching their tipping point, with their fates in the balance. It’s almost like the director set up the whole movie just to bring all the disparate characters together with this one song.
Aimee Mann dominates the soundtrack as a whole and is inextricable from the film, directed by the genius Paul Thomas Anderson (whose Boogie Nights will definitely see an entry or three for this cinema series).
(Track of the Day archive here. Submit via hello@)
Falling through water to a new free diving world record
IKEA MonkeyNOPE
Yesterday, New Zealand's William Trubridge set a free diving world record in what's called the free immersion apnea discipline. According to the official results, Trubridge dove, without using fins or weights or tanks, to a depth of 124 meters in Dean's Blue Hole in the Bahamas. The video above offers a view of most of the dive, which took 4 minutes and 24 seconds for Trubridge to complete. I don't know a whole lot about the mechanics of free diving, so I was surprised that after a few pulls on the rope to get himself going, it's a free fall to the bottom. Watching him falling motionless through the water like that was eerie.
Update: Thanks to @chriskaschner for the diving physics lesson:
Tags: free diving sports video William TrubridgeBelow ~25m your lungs compress from pressure and you "fall" underwater, no more floating, only way back is to swim/ pull up
Every Red Carpet Look From the 2016 Met Gala
IKEA MonkeyERIN!!! SPINNY!! Anyone else who wants to gawk at dresses that cost more than my car!! Tim and haters STAY OUT!!

Fashion prom is here! Follow along with our continually updating Met Gala red carpet guide to see if any of these fools took my advice
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Buzi-the-Pembroke-Welsh-Corgi

Buzi's name means kiss and it's easy to find her on the giving or receiving end of one. She's grown into her ears, but her corgi pants just get fluffier and fluffier. If she's not napping, she's frapping, and if she's not doing either of those, she's hunting for treats. She loves making new friends and everyone who meets her thinks she's extraordinarily cute.
Buffalo Grove woman dies after Wisconsin shooting on family drive home
IKEA Monkey1) What a terrifying nightmare, I hope she pulls through 2) The officers who shot the suspect (not fatally) were placed on leave while they investigate their choice to shoot him? He was armed and dangerous and had a gun in his hand?
Tracy Czaczkowski and her family were on their way home to Buffalo Grove after a weekend in the Wisconsin Dells when police said another motorist randomly opened fire on their car.
The shooter had been on the run after killing another man in a Milwaukee suburb, authorities said. Czaczkowski — with...
Cops: Reported "Active Shooter" at Target Was Man Protesting Bathroom Policy
IKEA MonkeyYOU DON'T SAY

Police say disturbance at an Illinois Target initially reported as an active shooter situation was actually a man protesting the company’s transgender bathroom policy, the Chicago Tribune reports.
Met Gala Well Played, Zoe Saldana in Dolce & Gabbana
IKEA MonkeyMore close-ups of Zoe's dress. That is a work of art.
This may be the best look of the night — or, at least, it’s in the running. This is stunning. Read More ...Gouda News: The United States Is Overflowing With Cheese
IKEA MonkeyI will do my part. But this is a pretty serious issue, we deal with it at work
Hope you're hungry: We've got 1.2 billion pounds to get through.
Researchers Spot Deep Sea Jellyfish New to Science
IKEA MonkeyIts beautiful
We don't think you're ready for this jelly(fish).
For Our Consideration: “We are the weirdos, mister”: The Craft and the year of the teen witch
IKEA MonkeyThis movie holds up
The Craft came out way back in 1996, but you wouldn’t know it from its pervasive place in the zeitgeist. Twenty years later, Andrew Fleming’s film about four “weirdo” teenage witches discovering their powers in a world that denies them autonomy still resonates, finding avid fandom with communities (or covens) of like-minded teens on Tumblr. Last year, there was even talk of a TV reboot.
1996 was the year of the teen witch: Sabrina, The Teenage Witch debuted on ABC in September, and Nicholas Hytner’s film adaptation of The Crucible was released a few months later. The enduring appeal of The Craft, and the idea of the teen witch more generally, can be attributed to a fantasy of supreme female agency. It suggests there’s an unknowable mystery and dormant threat inside teenage girls that the rest of the world can’t possibly comprehend. The Craft allows ...
How Common Is a Gap Year?
IKEA MonkeyMy parents would have died. As it was I was a family shame for not making National Honor Society. I started college when I was 17 at Rutgers yet somehow still was regarded with intense skepticism from them both.
therapy was good
Study: Former Biggest Loser Contestants' Metabolisms Are Wrecked, Leading to Weight Gain
IKEA MonkeyI hope this show gets pulled off the air

At the end of every season of The Biggest Loser, there is an unspoken, collective bracing by the contestants and the public. Sixteen contestants have made impressive progress in transforming their bodies, often losing hundreds of pounds and building new muscle. On the show’s ranch, diet and exercise are everything—but what would happen when they re-entered the real world, with personal and professional obligations and distractions? A new study published Monday in the journal Obesity indicates that these contestants face much more than mental challenges in their effort to maintain their weight loss.
Eli Apple’s Mom Has A Warning For The ‘Thirsty’ Girls Crowding Her Son’s DMs
IKEA MonkeyHa. Mom has no chill!

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The 2016 NFL Draft was especially noteworthy for former Ohio State and current New York Giants cornerback Eli Apple. Last week, in the days leading up to the draft, the ever-famous “anonymous scout” told the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel he was worried “of off-the-field issues” regarding Apple. What were said off-field issues, you ask?
“The kid has no life skills. At all. Can’t cook. Just a baby. He’s not first round for me. He scares me to death.”
As it turned out, though, Apple’s reported inability to so much as boil water didn’t come back to haunt him. Not only did Apple go in the first round, he went 10th overall. There’s a lot of contract money associated with that type of pick, meaning there can be plenty of people attempting to take advantage of Apple’s newfound wealth. According to Apple’s mom, Annie, who is an all-timer on Twitter for football moms, that meant “thirsty girls” who needed to stay out of her son’s DMs.
Praying for all the thirsty girls sliding in new NFL rookies DMs with heavy booty & cleavage action pics. Only Jesus can quench your thirst
— Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica) May 1, 2016
Mom never chilling 🙈🙈 https://t.co/4oGbRZTojb
— Eli Apple (@EliApple13) May 1, 2016
It’s fair to guess Apple’s mom was also the one chaperoning his middle-school dances, telling kids to save room for Jesus as they awkwardly swayed back and forth to Boyz II Men. But she’s probably right about people trying to involve themselves in her son’s life now that he stands to make millions of dollars.
Logan Square Is Throwing A Party For That Super Old 'Aloha' Billboard
IKEA MonkeyI see it every single day!!
One person cheekily suggested that the billboard has been a part of the Logan Square tapestry long enough to be considered a historical landmark. [ more › ]
“It’s Not Real, It’s Not Real, It’s Not Real”
IKEA MonkeyI'd try it.
While I was waiting in line for The Walk, a virtual reality experience that simulates Philippe Petit’s 1974 tightrope walk between the Twin Towers, a man working at the booth at the Game Developers Conference shared an interesting statistic with me. About 25 percent of the people who try The Walk quit, he said conspiratorially. They take one look down at the 110-story drop that materializes below them, take off the headset, and walk away.
Royally Played: Princess Charlotte’s First Birthday Portraits
IKEA MonkeyHas it been a year? Wow, she is so cute. Those cheeks!
This has been a very busy couple of days on the Kensington Palace social mediums! Yesterday, Kate’s British Vogue cover was released, and today, they released pics of Charlotte to celebrate her first birthday (which is May 2nd). And you know what that means! Time for a rousing round of Which Relative Does This Cuddly Child Read More ...Blu-the-Mixed-Breed
IKEA MonkeyToo much fluff!

Blu is a mixed breed rescue. He, his mother and his litter mates were rescued from a kill shelter when the pups were just 10 days old. His mother is a poodle/schnauzer mix, father is unknown. Blu loves to steal shoes, chase rabbits and dig up smelly things. He is already house trained, can sit and give his paw on command. He is the best! Great dogs aren't just bred, they're rescued!
Everybody Watch A-Rod Aggressively Rub His Lumber
IKEA MonkeyI didnt' realize how hard this would make me laugh
Upgrade Your Cookware to All-Clad With Today's Amazon Gold Box
IKEA MonkeyERIN

All-Clad pans are among the most popular
pieces of cookware we’ve ever posted, and Amazon’s deeply discounting several complete sets, today only.
Shelter Dogs' Personalities Really Shine in These Photo Booth Shots
IKEA Monkeybest
If you'd like to adopt any of these sweet older dogs, visit the Humane Society of Utah's website.
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Milady
IKEA MonkeyI love Michelle Obama and I will miss Michelle Obama

This is an open thread to discuss what will probably be the best dressed First Lady of our time. There are a few more looks from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner I’d like to discuss as well.
Comics: 'No Pleasing Jeeves,' a Comic by Jai Granofsky
IKEA MonkeyThis was weird but I loved it



















