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17 Aug 16:54

The Era of 'The Bitch' Is Coming

by Michelle Cottle
IKEA Monkey

Ughhh

Get ready for the era of The Bitch.

If Hillary Clinton wins the White House in November, it will be a historic moment, the smashing of the preeminent glass ceiling in American public life. A mere 240 years after this nation’s founding, a woman will occupy its top office. America’s daughters will at last have living, breathing, pantsuit-wearing proof that they too can grow up to be president.

A Clinton victory also promises to usher in four-to-eight years of the kind of down-and-dirty public misogyny you might expect from a stag party at Roger Ailes’s house.

You know it’s coming. As hyperpartisanship, grievance politics, and garden-variety rage shift from America’s first black commander-in-chief onto its first female one, so too will the focus of political bigotry. Some of it will be driven by genuine gender grievance or discomfort among some at being led by a woman. But in plenty of other cases, slamming Hillary as a bitch, a c**t (Thanks, Scott Baio!), or a menopausal nut-job (an enduringly popular theme on Twitter) will simply be an easy-peasy shortcut for dismissing her and delegitimizing her presidency.

Either way, it’ll be best to brace for some in-your-face sexist drivel in the coming years. Despite progress in the business world, women as top executives still prompt an extra shot of public scrutiny. (Just ask Marissa Mayer or Sheryl Sandberg or Carly Fiorina.) And just as Barack Obama’s election did not herald a shiny, new post-racial America, Clinton’s would not deliver one of gender equality and enlightenment. So goes progress: Two steps forward, one step back(lash). As the culture changes, people resent that change start freaking out, others look to exploit their fear, and things can turn really, really nasty on their way to getting better.

Raw political sexism is already strutting its stuff. At Donald Trump’s coming-out party in Cleveland, vendors stood outside the Quicken Loans Arena hawking campaign buttons with whimsical messages, such as “Life’s a Bitch—don’t vote for one” and “KFC Hillary Special: Two fat thighs, two small breasts… left wing.” One popular T-shirt featured a grinning Trump piloting a Harley, grinning as Hillary tumbled off the bike so that you could read the back of Trump’s shirt: “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF.”

The home-crafted humor was equally tasteful, like the guy in a Hillary mask brandishing a large “Trump vs. Tramp” sign or (my personal favorite) the conventioneer who put together an elaborate “Game of Thrones”-themed ensemble incorporating a life-sized, inflatable Hillary doll—naked, of course.

Social media is awash in references to Clinton as a bitch, among less-flattering terms. “Trump that Bitch!” T-shirts are this season’s must-have couture at Trump rallies. And how about the tween boy yelling, “Take the bitch down!” at a recent Trump event in Virginia? Pure class.

It would be nice to think that this is all merely a heat-of-the-campaign thing—that if Hillary wins in November, the baser attacks will fade, and she will be treated with a smidge more respect. Fat chance. (Just ask Obama how that panned out for him.) “It will probably become even more overt the more power she attains because the more threatening she is,” predicted Farida Jalaizai, a political scientist at Oklahoma State University who focuses on gender. “People will have no problem vilifying her and saying the most misogynistic things imaginable.”

Just as Obama’s presidency helped bring unresolved issues about race into the mainstream political discussion, a Hillary presidency would likely do the same for issues like equal pay and child care. And while such discussions clearly need to be had, they pretty quickly can get heated. “Clinton will be walking a fine line,” said Leonie Huddy, a professor of political science at Stony Brook University. She will be a historic figure who brings a different perspective to the job. “But she is also going to be evaluated through the lens of, Is she just there for women? Maybe she will do something bad to men. There is a latent fear among men that their position in American society will decline further. So while there are a lot of guys on board for equalizing gender power, there are also quite a few who aren’t.”

It does not help that Trump has been ginning up anti-woman sentiment, said Jennifer Lawless, director of the Women & Politics Institute at American University. “He has really motivated a lot of his supporters to be concerned and sort of feed on this gender resentment—the idea that women are getting too far, that Hillary is getting too far and is not really qualified, and that the only reason she has been successful is because she is a woman,” said Lawless.

Not that the bulk of the misogyny necessarily will have much to do with gender anxiety. Often, gender (like race) simply becomes a convenient tool to delegitimize a politician, said Kelly Dittmar, a scholar at the Center for American Women and Politics at Rutgers University. “It’s an easier attack than actually getting into substance.”

“The broader problem is that it is just a lazy way, an easy way” to dismiss one’s political adversary, asserted Julia Gillard, who got up close and personal with this phenomenon during her time as the first woman prime minister of Australia.

As head of the Australian Labor Party, Gillard served as prime minister from 2010 to 2013. Her tenure was turbulent and notable for what Gillard termed in her exit speech the “gender wars.” What surprised the former PM most about the experience: that the sexist attacks grew worse as her time in office progressed. “I expected the maximum reaction to my being the first woman prime minister to come in the first few months,” she told me. “What I found living through the reality was that the sort of gendered stuff actually grew over time” as she tackled tough policy decisions. (Gillard too was derided as a “menopausal monster.”)

Gillard recalled a particularly galling episode stemming from her 2011 announcement of a controversial carbon tax and trading scheme. Thousands of protesters showed up outside Parliament House toting signs with charming messages like “Ditch the Witch” and “JuLIAR—Bob Browns [sic] Bitch.” (Brown was the leader of the Green Party.) Rather than denouncing or ignoring the slurs, the head of the opposition party, Tony Abbott, gamely used the signs as a backdrop for delivering an anti-tax address. (Later, on the floor of parliament, Gillard delivered a takedown of Abbott’s behavior that became known as “the misogyny speech” and turned her into a global celebrity.)

Gillard detected subtler differences in treatment as well. For instance, she recalled, the state-owned Australian Broadcasting Corporation did a comedy about her prime ministership. “They chose bizarrely, in my view, to finance a comedy where an impersonator played me,” said Gillard, noting that this was something not done for any other prime minister before or since.

It is, in fact, the subtler, “more insidious gender negativity,” that worries Stony Brook’s Huddy. “There will be concern about outright gender discrimination, but we can call people on that. Then it moves into more subtle realms,” she said. “There are plenty of gender stereotypes still available to say, ‘Maybe a woman isn’t up to this.’” (You know the routine: She’s not a strong leader. Or, She’s too abrasive and aggressive.) These sorts of messages can erode “mainstream” opinion, even those inclined to support gender equality, said Huddy.

“People can play into stereotypes very much associated with gender without saying, ‘Oh, she must be having her period,’” agreed Rutgers’s Dittmar. They raise vague issues about a woman leader’s strength or likability or even age and health, she said, “to tap into those persistent gender stereotypes and norms and raise doubts in the broader public.”

To avoid further pressurizing the situation—and setting Hillary up for massive failure—Clinton supporters (especially women) should try to control their expectations in terms of what the first woman president can accomplish. “You can have a woman in the highest office in the land, but that office is still a highly masculinized office,” said Dittmar, noting that Americans have typically looked for presidents who are “heroic, singular leaders” and somewhat “paternal.” Thus one challenge for Clinton will be to strike a balance between living up to the existing cultural norms of the institution even as she redefines it.

“Institutions hold on to status quo,” said Dittmar. And changing them can be a heavy lift. “It’s going to take work. Just as it took work for us finally to take seriously a woman candidate,” said Dittmar. “Women have been running for president for close to 150 years. And it’s taken all of those women to sort of chip away at expectations that the presidency is only a male bastion of power.”

People should also take care to avoid (even subconsciously) seeing Hillary’s inevitable stumbles and failures through the prism of gender. “The expectations placed on her shoulders in regards to gender are huge,” said Oklahoma State’s Jalaizai. Because of the polarized nature of U.S. politics, she said, “It’s hard for any president to get anything done.” But because Clinton would be the first woman to hold the post, people might see her performance as somehow tied to being a woman. “We don’t do that for men. We don’t ever say George W. Bush was a bad president because he was a guy,” said Jalaizai. “We don’t question men as political leaders because of their maleness.” But women are still to some degree “outsiders” in this role, noted Jalaizai. “Even if Hillary Clinton wins the ultimate prize, she is going to be viewed through that lens as a first and a novelty.” And if her presidency turns out to be unsuccessful? “The parties are not going to nominate another women [for a while],” said Jalaizai.

Worse still, said Huddy, women tend to take on the failures of a woman leader. “If she fails, a lot of women are going to feel that it is a personal failure.”

One of the most annoying parts of all this? It can be tough for women leaders to push back against sexist attacks without inviting even more sneering. “You can try to call people out on it, but you have to be a little bit careful,” said Huddy. “People will say you’re playing the woman card, that you’re a crybaby, that you can’t handle it.”

“Sexism is more socially acceptable than racism,” said Jennifer Lawless, of American University. Multiple women, in fact, brought up a couple of examples from Hillary’s 2008 campaign. One was the low-grade sexism of some in the mainstream media. (MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is still considered the worst offender, with his “Nurse Ratched” crack and gripes about Hillary’s “cackle.”) Then there were the two hecklers at a New Hampshire rally who waved signs and chanted, “Iron my shirt!” Clinton laughed it off, and the incident was reported mostly as dumbass 20-something guys acting like dumbass 20-something guys. But if someone had yelled an equivalently demeaning remark at Obama—like, say, “Shine my shoes!”—the public response likely would have been very different.

Gillard agrees. “In some ways, I think we put a burden on women in the face of gender attacks that doesn’t necessarily play out in the face of racist attacks,” she told me. Take the episode with the anti-tax protesters, she said: “I have made the point since that, if Australia had an aboriginal Australian prime minister and the opposition leader went and stood in front of signs that said, ‘Sack the black,’ or inserted any of the dreadful words we have for aboriginal Australians, it would have been a career-ending moment. And if an indigenous Australian prime minister had complained about that, I don’t think people would say, ‘Oh, he is just playing the victim.’ But that is what gets said about women who complain about sexism. There is an added kind of layer that women leaders are just supposed to take it on the chin and not complain about it.”

This is why it is so important for the public to speak out—loudly—against this kind of nonsense in all its forms, said Gillard. Appalled by what she has seen so far in the U.S. presidential election, in July the former prime minister wrote an op-ed in The New York Times calling for the “naming and shaming of any sexism” in the race. Vigorous public debate about a president’s decisions is “100 percent legitimate,” Gillard told me. But “as soon as the gendered bit starts raising its head, men and women of good will should be saying: ‘No. Stop that.’”

Depressed yet? Don’t be. As unpleasant as it may be, this type of backlash pretty much has to happen for society to move forward.

As with any barrier breaking, things are always brutal for the first person to challenge a norm, but then it gets progressively easier. “The amplitude of this style of reaction goes down every time,” observed Gillard.

Thus, there have to be people like Gillard and Obama and Clinton who are willing to take the hits. (God knows, Hillary knows how to take some hits!) “This kind of trail blazing opens the way for others,” said Huddy. “Someone has to do it.”

Said Gillard, “We do need to go through that so we can hit a time where it’s so normal for a woman to be president—or for an African American or a Hispanic or a Native American to be president—in the United States that people don’t really comment on it.”

Until then, forward-thinking women might want to start working to reclaim the word “bitch” from the haters ASAP. Seriously. Bitches of the world unite! Indeed, if Hillary wins in November, I am immediately ordering a dozen hoodies emblazoned with the theme of that brilliant Saturday Night Live riff Tina Fey did about Clinton’s 2008 run: “Bitches get stuff done!” All my girlfriends should expect one for Christmas.

16 Aug 17:24

Wine Shop Owner Admits Scamming Customers Out Of $45M In Ponzi Scheme

by Mary Beth Quirk
IKEA Monkey

"$900,000 he spent on women he met online" - I am in the wrong business

Though the words “Ponzi scheme” may conjure images of Bernie Madoff ripping off big investment funds, the scam can come in many shapes in sizes… or liquids, as a case out of California involving a wine shop owner accused of stealing $45 million in undelivered products shows.

The Berkeley businessman and co-founder of Premier Cru pleaded guilty to wire fraud last week after falsifying purchase orders over five years for about $20 million worth of wine that he never purchased, The Daily Californian reports (h/t Eater).

In the plea agreement, Fox admitted to organizing the Ponzi scheme to defraud Premier Cru customers by promising them wine — and taking their money for it — that he never delivered to them. He made about $5 million from the operation personally, using the money to pay for personal credit cards, a bunch of expensive cars, private golf club memberships, and $900,000 he spent on women he met online.

Approximately 4,500 customers were left without the wine they’d purchased when the wine shop’s parent company declared bankruptcy in January. Several of them filed lawsuits against the shop in 2015 for almost $70 million for the alleged non-delivery of the wine they’d purchased. When the company declared bankruptcy, about $45 million in wine had been bought but never delivered.

The U.S. Attorney’s office is recommending that the businessman be sentenced to more than six years in prison and pay restitution to his customers. Whether or not they receive any money is another thing.

“He will try to make restitution as best he can,” his defense attorney told the paper, adding that he’s trying to make amends by pleading guilty. “Because that’s part of the judgement that’s going to be against him. Is he going to be able to pay 45 million dollars? I have no idea.”

Berkeley wine shop owner pleads guilty to Ponzi scheme, defrauding customers out of millions [The Daily Californian]

16 Aug 15:13

Photos: Exclusive Diner En Blanc Shined At Monroe Harbor

by Anthony Todd
IKEA Monkey

Ugh I had an invite to this and couldn't go this year. Booooo. Maybe next year.

 
A lakefront setting made this year's Diner en Blanc extra-special. [ more › ]
16 Aug 15:12

Study Finds Dogs Prefer Praise Over Treats

by Michele Debczak
IKEA Monkey

DOGS ARE SO GOOD

Here's further evidence that the love between dogs and their owners is mutual.

16 Aug 15:11

This Olympic Condom Display Is Reminding Athletes That Finishing First Isn’t Always Best

by davelozo
olympics condom

IOC

Sex. It’s serious business. And before engaging in it, certain questions must be asked. Are you emotionally prepared? Are you ready for the consequences, good or bad, from the physical act of love? Are you willing to take proper precautions? Safe sex, especially at an international event like the Rio Olympics, is very important.

Then again, who doesn’t like looking at a big ol’ bucket of condoms with a joke about having your orgasm too quickly, huh? Am I right or what, people?

To the joke, which was posted by Australian discus thrower Benn Harradine!

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Why not wear silver and come second for a change? Classic condom bowl joke.

We’ve seen some true tragedies at the Olympics, with some athletes suffering serious injuries like broken bones and dislocated elbows. If a condom breaks, however, that is the real tragedy and NBC probably won’t show graphic footage of that happening. At least not live, anyway.

Then again, do we know who manufactured these condoms? Because if they received the approval of the IOC, so did the pools, and it’s one thing if the water turns green, but it’s whole other thing if your … I’m being told this post is now over.

16 Aug 02:49

Here Are The Wild Details Of How Ryan Lochte And Three Other Athletes Were Held At Gunpoint

by Ross Bentley
IKEA Monkey

This is insane

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Early on Sunday, reports came out that American gold medalist Ryan Lochte may have been robbed at gunpoint in Rio after attending a party. Now, the United States Olympic Committee is confirming those reports, saying that Lochte as well as other American swimmers Gunnar Bentz, Jack Conger, and Jimmy Feigen were held up by men posing as police officers.

Their official statement reads in full:

“According to four members of the U.S. Olympic Swimming Team (Gunnar Bentz, Jack Conger, Jimmy Feigen and Ryan Lochte), they left France House early Sunday morning in a taxi headed for the Olympic Village. Their taxi was stopped by individuals posing as armed police officers who demanded the athletes’ money and other personal belongings. All four athletes are safe and cooperating with authorities.”

NBC also got Lochte on the record, and he confirmed that his wallet was stolen at gunpoint.

By far the weirdest part of this story remains the fact that the IOC originally said the report was “absolutely not true,” even though Locthe’s mother was the one who confirmed the reports in the first place, saying that Lochte had texted her. Now that the U.S. Olympic Committee has confirmed it, the IOC was proven to be talking out of their butt when they said that, especially since the only reason they came to that conclusion in the first place was because they saw someone say it was false on social media.

15 Aug 21:54

Watch Taraji P. Henson in the Hidden Figures Trailer About NASA's Genius Black Women

by Clover Hope on The Muse, shared by Kate Dries to Jezebel

In the trailer for Hidden Figures—a long overdue science movie with black women as the focal point—Taraji P. Henson, Octavia Spencer and Janelle Monáe portray NASA mathematicians whose contributions to space travel were historically under-celebrated.

Read more...

15 Aug 17:37

And Now, A Fancy Horse Dancing To Santana And Rob Thomas’ ‘Smooth’ At The Rio Olympics

by Josh Kurp
IKEA Monkey

YEAH ITS A HOT ONE

NO WAY NO WAY. There is a dressage horse dancing to Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas #Rio2016 pic.twitter.com/uOSQI9ziAv

— rebecca tran (@beckietran) August 15, 2016

Man, it’s a hot one in Rio, but not as 🔥 as this horse dancing to “Smooth” by Santana featuring Rob Thomas. The first single from 2000’s Supernatural is not only one of the greatest songs of all time (and, according to Billboard, the second most successful song of the 20th century), but it also won three Grammy Awards, including Record of the Year and Song of the Year; and inspired an entire convention and White House petition.

And now, Santana and Thomas have finally made it to the Olympic Games.

The “Smooth”-dancing dressage horse is apparently named Lorenzo (!), and according to his official biography, Lorenzo (!) “has since the age of 3 been owned by the Danish family Elkjær-Holm” and “[proven] a tremendous development especially in the most difficult tests of the dressage discipline.” Here’s more information than you ever wanted to know about a horse:

“Earlier this year the horse was placed in training with Helgstrand Dressage where it has been ridden by the reigning world champion for 5 year old dressage horses, 2014 and 2015 winner of the Danish Warmblood championship for young horses, international GP-rider Severo Jesus Jurado Lopez.”

Also, he has really good taste in music. But despite flawlessly transitioning from “Smooth” to Bon Jovi’s “It’s My Life,” Lorenzo (!) placed fourth for Spain. He was — puts sunglasses on — robbed of a medal. Oh well. I hope Lorenzo (!) and his horse lady friend back home, BoJockJams Horsewoman, can retire to a peaceful life of making baby horses that know how to rock.

15 Aug 16:00

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IKEA Monkey

is true. I want a pop-up ep.



15 Aug 14:09

The Beartatos Are Back In Town

by nedroid

The Beartatos Are Back In Town

15 Aug 13:07

VICE Does America: What I Learned as a Black Man Traveling Through the Terrifying Heart of America

by Wilbert L. Cooper
IKEA Monkey

Long but good read.

Last summer, I piled into an ancient Ford Fleetwood Jamboree RV with my friends Abdullah Saeed and Martina de Alba to go on a road trip for our VICELAND show, VICE Does America. The producers' idea was to have a black man, a Muslim dude, and a Spanish immigrant girl drive from LA to DC in the run up to the 2016 presidential election and find out what direction our country was headed.

We were the perfect motley crew to host the politically themed travel show, considering our biographies touched on all three of America's hottest issues. Martina, who fought like hell to make a life in this country, could speak on the dysfunction around the US immigration system. Abdullah, a punk Pakistani American with a penchant for pot, represented the true diversity of Islam at a moment when Muslims are often viewed with profound distrust and fear. And I brought the voice of the black American male at a time when the country was beginning to ask if the lives of young black men actually mattered.

Then, as now, it felt like America was tearing itself into pieces. The world was getting hotter, both literally and figuratively. Protests had sprung up in the face of continued racial injustice and were gaining momentum, but they were also countered by militarized police forces and the xenophobic rhetoric of Donald Trump. And the Obama era, with all its initial promise and sobering realities, was coming to an end, conjuring up an intense sense of uncertainty about the future.


Abdullah, Martina, and Wilbert dressed for a Mexica rodeo

As we pulled out of VICE's headquarters in LA, the air felt ominous. We really had no idea what we were about to get into. Martina, Abdullah, and I all lived in Brooklyn, a bubble of youth, prosperity, and social progressivism compared to much of the country. Adding to the sense of uncertainty, our producers had been deliberately cagey about the places we were going to go and the people we were going to meet. We just didn't know what to expect.

Even after spending 30 days pushing that sweltering RV through as many states and meeting dozens of extreme characters from all walks of life, I can't say America is any less mysterious to me today than it was at the beginning of my journey. But seeing my country up close left me constantly in awe. I don't have the words to describe the wonder I felt seeing sun climb above the red sands of Monument Valley or what it was like to run my hands across the leaves of overhanging cypress trees as I floated through a lazy bayou in Louisiana.

I was touched as well by the tight-knit communities I encountered who managed to embrace the US while still maintaining their own way of life. I met Mexican Americans in Texas who put on a rodeo called a charreada that was equal parts Wyatt Earp and Emilliano Zapata. I met a Lakota Native American motorcycle club who embraced its tribe's illustrious history as well as the lifestyle of outlaw "One Percenters." These are the kinds of people who have stories that could only be told in this country.

Unfortunately, I was also disenchanted by the undercurrent of racial hate that I saw from coast to coast. As a sort of baptism by fire, one of our first stops was an interracial cuckold porn shoot, where I saw the age-old stereotypes of black men as savage, sex-crazed beasts turned into XXX entertainment. As I watched a white actress and two hulking brothers dripping in baby oil get it on, the white director told me the film's target audience was mainly white Southerners, a demographic whom he said actually begged his studio for more degradation and sexual minstrelsy. There's a kind of terrible logic to that: You'd only find those sorts of scenes sexy if you were fearful of and repulsed by black men, if you saw them not as people but as some kind of fierce, untamed taboo.

What was fascinating to me was how that piece of pornography was so steeped in plantation-era raceplay. The stereotype of black men as sexual aggressors against white women was often used as one of the main excuses to subjugate blacks—it also obscures the actual history of rape in America slavery, once a routine practice in this country. How did we get so far from truth in our ideas about one another?

I thought a lot about the real and imagined history of slavery on my trip across the country. Time and time again, I came across distorted takes on its practice and ramifications, which have lead me to feel that even though more than 150 years have elapsed since the Civil War, the rot at the core of the American experiment remains. What distraught me the most was this sort of hate-filled nostalgia people I met seemed to have. They fetishized bygone eras that were defined by the brutalization and subjugation of my ancestors.


Lubrication supplies on the cuckold porn set

Our next stop on the trip after the porn set was the Nevada home of Cliven Bundy, a wealthy rancher who's been battling it out with the federal government for decades over his usage of federally owned land. Bundy first made nationwide headlines in 2014 when he had an armed standoff with the government over the land dispute, in which the feds eventually backed down. That face-off turned him into a nationwide celebrity, especially for those involved in the "liberty" movement, making his pontifications on everything from state's rights to the race relations newsworthy. It was during this time that Bundy suggested he felt blacks in America might have been better off when they were enslaved, because back then they didn't rely on the government to provide them with welfare.

When I came to his rustic, wooden one-floor home, the feeble old man was pretty hospitable. Abdullah, Martina, and I sat on his big couch in his living room as his wife came out from the kitchen with a plate of watermelon slices. Of course, I didn't eat any. But I did try to engage him in a conversation about what he was getting at when he made his infamous statements. Although he eventually apologized to me personally for what he'd said in the past, he held onto his idea that things might've actually been better in this country when black men were forced into labor, never compensated for their work, and denied any semblance of dignity or participation in our democracy.

Getting even a slight apology from a guy who wouldn't back down to armed federal agents probably should have made me feel pretty good. But instead I was troubled as I left his ranch because I knew he was the face of a bigger movement. There are thousands, if not millions, of people across the nation who share his views, and it unnerved me to think of what this already chaotic country would look like if they got their way, possibly through the election of someone like Donald Trump.


Wilbert, Abdullah, and Martina on the Bundy ranch, being taught how to shoot a gun

As weird as my interaction with Bundy was, the greatest reverence for the days of the antebellum South that I encountered on my trip had to be in Jacksonville, Alabama. Toward the end of our journey, the producers dropped us in the middle of a Civil War reenactment with the promise that the attendees were merely history buffs. As we marched up the hill to where the Civil War camp and battles were to take place, we could see all the hallmarks of the Old South, with bold Confederate battle flags fluttering in the air.

I had a sneaking suspicion things would get ugly, but I tried to put my best foot forward. I donned a hotter-than-hell wool costume, so I could look the part of a Union soldier, and hopped around in military formations, shooting off caps in the direction of Confederate cosplayers. But every time there was a lull in the action, I heard people saying off-the-wall shit—that slavery wasn't that bad for blacks, that enslaved blacks weren't brutalized, that enslaved blacks loved the Confederacy so much they fought for it in the South's "integrated" military... When I heard this last bit, I knew we had to get out of there. The producers had wanted us to spend the night at the reenactment camp, but there was no way I was sleeping in a place where people legitimately believed that a large number of enslaved blacks willfully supported their own bondage. The idea was even more reprehensible than what I'd heard from Bundy.

Statements like that made these people seem eager to legitimize America's horrible history of white supremacy. I was amazed at how much these people pointed to that past as something to aspire to, something to return to. And they had had spent thousands of dollars on costumes and gear to get as close as they could to actually going back in time. It was just too much for me.

Again and again on our trip, I saw white Americans yearn for a time that had long since passed—a time that, often, they seemed to barely understand. It was only after the trip was over that I realized that it was the gulf between these backward-looking fantasies and this modern moment that has made America such an ugly and angry place to be recently, especially on the campaign trail.

I'm reminded of a quote from Don DeLillo's classic novel White Noise: "Nostalgia is a product of dissatisfaction and rage. It´s a settling of grievances between the present and the past. The more powerful the nostalgia, the closer you come to violence." I'm also reminded of Beenie Man, who said basically the same thing but shorter: "When yuh live in the past, yuh lost."

I don't think I'll ever understand the hateful nostalgia of a Cliven Bundy or those Civil War reenactors. As a black man in America, there aren't many bygone eras I'm fond of, except maybe the gangsta rap of the early 90s. Trump's "Make America Great Again" slogan makes no sense to me. When was America great for people who looked like I do? Not during slavery, not during the Jim Crow era, not at the height of the war on drugs... There is no time I'd rather be young and black in America than right now, because at least today I have more of a fighting chance at survival.


Wilbert at the RNC. Photo by Jason Bergman

Most forms of nostalgia are benign—flannel comes back in, hair gets bigger then smaller again. But the sort of white nostalgia that has fueled Trump's rise is inextricably connected to the racial supremacy that was there at the dawning of this nation. It's impregnated with the idea that black people are inferior, that whites must be defended from the chaotic dark-skinned hordes.

I felt this when I was reporting for VICE at the Republican National Convention last month in my hometown of Cleveland. During Trump's speech, every time he made dog-whistle appeals to "law and order," the crowd erupted in feverous applause. The fear, anger, and hope were tangible among the delegates and supporters, who were whooped up by his fire-and-brimstone rhetoric. It was like being inside one of those late-night pharmaceutical commercials that seem to invent a disastrous new medical condition, then sell you on their cure. But this time, the problem wasn't "restless leg syndrome"; it was our country's black boogeymen and Trump alone was the solution.

When people like Trump say they want to bring a return to "law and order," they are talking about a particular kind of order from a bygone era, one in which a white man's dominance in society was an unquestionable fact. Just talk to the people who support him, or listen to the cries and chants at his rallies, if you doubt this. The candidate has a long history of being accused of discriminatory business practices, but it doesn't even matter what is in his heart—his campaign has emboldened American racists.

Trump's support is greatest among uneducated white men with limited employment prospects and an increasingly marginalized position in society. It's much easier, I imagine, for them to blame the specter of lawless black men, terrorist Muslims, and rapist Mexican immigrants for their problems than to grapple with the public and private institutions that have failed and harmed Americans of all races. In truth, we have common enemies. Whites are victims of extrajudicial police violence; whites are victims of the drug war; whites are victims of the deregulated financial system. But when these marginalized white people are stripped of their money, opportunity, and hope, they are sometimes comforted by their distorted view of superiority and the backward culture they claim to uphold. Which is why they flock to Trump. He's offering a way to cling to that feeling just a little while longer.

Wilbert, Martina, and Abdullah at the end of their trip

The good news is that hateful nostalgia is losing and was always destined to. As James Baldwin once said, "To accept one's past—one's history—is not the same thing as drowning in it. An invented past can never be used. It cracks and crumbles under the pressures of life like clay in a season of drought."

Right now, Trump is falling in the polls in large part thanks to folks who realize that the hate enshrined in the legacy of white supremacy creates a toxic environment for everyone, poisoning everything connected to it, making monsters out of all of us.

Instead of trying to recreate a flawed vision of the past, we need to think about how we can do better in the future. I thought about this sentiment a lot when Abdullah, Martina, and I finally reached our ultimate destination of Washington, DC. We arrived in the early morning, when the streets were completely desolate, and we drove straight to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to see the White House. We stood outside the gates and looked at the building that was such a source of inspiration and despondency for the different people we met across the country on our trip.

It was so powerful to know that a black man was inside that center of power, sleeping between the walls that—as Michelle Obama noted at the Democratic National Convention—were once built by black slaves. It was also sobering to realize that no matter how good it felt to have a black president, his presence in the White House had not cured the cancer of hate and racism inside this country. If anything, it helped bring more of it to the surface, like summer rain summoning all the earthworms out onto the concrete. But I knew, regardless of my mixed feelings over his triumphs and his failures, the last thing I wanted was for us to go backward. America is not great, it has never been great, but it's what we've got and we need to keep fighting to make it better.

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15 Aug 01:50

All Aboard The Bear Train

by Patrick Redford on The Concourse, shared by Patrick Redford to Deadspin
IKEA Monkey

Today (ok 2 days ago) in bear news,

Choo choo, follow the leader.

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15 Aug 01:47

Wayde Van Niekerk Smashes Michael Johnson's 17-Year-Old 400m Record

by Timothy Burke on Screengrabber, shared by Timothy Burke to Deadspin
IKEA Monkey

Amazing

South African Wayde van Niekerk chopped 15 hundredths of a second off Michael Johnson’s 400m record, set in 1999, en route to a dominating gold medal performance in Rio.

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15 Aug 01:16

These Five Sporting Events Took Less Time To Complete Than Katie Ledecky's Margin Of Victory

by Kevin Draper
IKEA Monkey

Ledecky is amazing. She's just another class of athlete all together.

There are many different ways to think about Katie Ledecky’s world record 800 meter freestyle victory last night, but the most meaningful is also the most obvious: she beat silver medalist Jazmin Carlin by 11.38 seconds. That got us wondering, what other sporting events could be completed in the time between Ledecky and Carlin’s finishes?

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15 Aug 01:15

Michelle Carter Is The First American Woman To Win Shot Put Gold

by Timothy Burke
IKEA Monkey

Awesome

Michelle Carter’s sixth and final throw in the women’s shot put final went 20.63 meters, smashing the U.S. record and earning her the first Olympic gold for an American woman in that event:

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12 Aug 23:26

Familiar pattern: Trump commits verbal missteps, blames others

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you CAN'T DO THAT

It's the media's fault. That's out of context. Never said it in the first place.

Donald Trump's claim Friday that he was merely being "sarcastic" in accusing President Barack Obama of establishing a terrorist group was his latest attempt to blame others for the uproar over what he says. It's an...

12 Aug 21:21

Quiz: Chicago River or Rio's Olympic diving pool?

by Chicago Tribune staff
IKEA Monkey

Haaaaaaaa

The Olympic diving pool in Rio de Janerio suddenly changed to a green color Tuesday. Can you tell it apart from the Chicago River, also turned green during the city's annual St. Patrick's Day celebrations? Click the photo to see if the water pictured is the Chicago River or Olympic diving pool.
12 Aug 19:09

Baltimore prosecutor on woman reporting rape: 'Seems like a conniving little whore'

by Danielle Paquette
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"Why don't more women report their attackers?" reason number *walks off cliff into the ocea*

After a Baltimore woman reported her rape to police, the prosecutor on the case shared his thoughts with an officer. "I am not excited about charging it," the unnamed official wrote in an email. "This victim seems like a conniving little whore.""Lmao!" the officer wrote back. "I feel the same."The...

12 Aug 14:38

Early arriving Cubs fans will get fedoras Friday. Or are they trilbys?

by Lauren Zumbach
IKEA Monkey

M'lady

It's no secret that Chicago Cubs fans who arrive early to games at Wrigley Field can score free promotional items ranging from bobbleheads to ball caps.

But Friday's giveaway has some fans, well, brimming with both anticipation and debate.

Up to 5,000 adult fans sitting in the bleachers at Friday's...

12 Aug 14:37

Poll: Persistent Partisan Divide Over 'Birther' Question

by Josh Clinton and Carrie Roush
IKEA Monkey

HOW is this still a thing

Seventy-two percent of registered Republican voters still doubt President Obama's citizenship, according to a recent NBC News|SurveyMonkey poll.
12 Aug 05:23

Movie Review: Pete’s Dragon breathes poetic life into a forgotten Disney dud

by A.A. Dowd
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OK, first of all, 1) I loved the original. It was corny and trite but sweet, and some of the original songs are just lovely (try NOT to cry during Candle on the Water, or It's So Easy). 2) Just reading this is making me choke up, and I want to go see it now.

Looking for poetry in a live-action family film is usually about as futile as hunting for dragons in your backyard; the vast majority of them wager on the indiscriminate tastes of kids and their dutiful chaperons. But Pete’s Dragon has poetry in spades. It’s right there in the hushed beauty of its prologue, in which a newly parentless boy—the lone survivor of a car crash in the deep Pacific Northwest—wanders off the road and into the mysterious twilight of the surrounding woods. From the foliage emerges a towering wonder, a creature with expressive feline features, the wingspan of an airliner, and green fur so photorealistic that the viewer can practically run its fingers through each errant strand. It’s a kind of platonic love at first sight between the beast and the boy, and the latter takes one last glance back at civilization before embracing his ...

11 Aug 20:11

Do You Like Me?

by Rich Juzwiak on The Cuck, shared by Rich Juzwiak to Gawker
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All this week Gawker has been running the dumbest/funniest stupid articles because they're about to change ownership and don't give a fuck, and you know what, I love it. Its dadaist insanity. Ridiculous and sublime.

I’m really sorry to bother you, but my ability to feed myself depends on your answer to the question in the headline that I’m going to reprint to save your hand the work of scrolling and/your eyes the burden of peering upward: Do you like me?

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11 Aug 15:22

Former CU Student Spared Prison Sentence for Raping a Woman He Claimed to Be Helping

by Aimée Lutkin
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"Why don't more women report their rapists?" part 791057

On St. Patrick’s Day of 2014, now-former University of Colorado student Austin Wilkerson told onlookers that he was assisting a drunk woman at a party, telling her friends he would help her home. He’s since been convicted of raping this woman, but he’ll serve no jail time.

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11 Aug 13:13

Your Afternoon Men: Arms of the Male Gymnasts at the Rio 2016 Olympics

by Heather
IKEA Monkey

Relevant to several of our interests

Danell Leyva Sam Mikulak Sam Mikulak 
The Wall Street Journal wrote an article the other day about how our male gymnasts WANT to be objectified. So I’m really just giving them what they want. The premise of the piece is that men’s gymnastics is not nearly as popular as the women’s division, and while there is no overlooking the fact that this Read More ...
10 Aug 22:14

These Tasty Salads Get Even Tastier Overnight

by Claire Lower on Skillet, shared by Alan Henry to Lifehacker

When I took a lunch to work, I was never the type of person who could prep it the morning of. This limited my workday lunches to things that wouldn’t get gross sitting in the fridge overnight, so I assumed salads were pretty much out. This was incorrect.

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10 Aug 20:48

Keep a Running List of Everything You Don't Buy

by Thorin Klosowski
IKEA Monkey

I did this once for a year. If I wanted to buy something but stopped myself, I moved the money I would have spent into savings. I saved over $2000 in a year!!! Frightening but helpful

It’s really easy to buy all kinds of junk online or in the store without much thought. But a little training can change that. Over on SwissMiss, Tina Eisenberg started keeping a list of all the stuff she didn’t buy.

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10 Aug 20:48

What to Do If You Start Choking When You're Alone

by Patrick Allan
IKEA Monkey

I am always afraid of this

If, like Liz Lemon, you’re afraid of choking when you’re home alone, knowing this procedure might give you some peace of mind—and maybe save your life.

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10 Aug 15:51

The Summer Heat Wave We've Been Dreading Is On Its Way

by Gwendolyn Purdom
IKEA Monkey

wait, we HAVEN'T already been in one?

The Summer Heat Wave We've Been Dreading Is On Its Way We're really getting into the sweltering thick of things, summer weather-wise. In addition to Thursday's heat, some isolated thunderstorms could also be on their way to the area. [ more › ]
10 Aug 14:13

18 Chilled Seafood Recipes for a Refreshing Summer Meal

by Rabi Abonour
IKEA Monkey

Relevant to my interests


The recent popularity of poke (and the longstanding popularity of sushi, for that matter) shows that there's a real niche to be filled by raw or cold seafood dishes—they're light and refreshing on hot summer days, yet contain enough protein to make a meal, and they're full of possibilities for customization. Here are 18 of our favorite raw, or cooked and chilled, seafood recipes. Read More
10 Aug 13:53

Great Job, Internet!: Onscreen text turns Olympic diving into unintentional porn

by Joe Blevins
IKEA Monkey

This is so funny

Olympic viewers must have sex on the brain something awful. It could be a side effect from watching all those well-toned, muscular athletes, many of them wearing form-fitting uniforms. Whatever the cause, it didn’t take long for the world to reduce even this noblest of competitions to the level of absolute smut. First, the internet lost its damned collective mind when two German field hockey players named Florian Fuchs and Linus Butt were photographed standing next to each other. Very immature, that. Then, a young American diver from Indiana captured the public’s filthy imagination, just because he happened to be named Steele Johnson, a perfectly innocent moniker that coincidentally sounds like the name of a well-hung, mustachioed porn star from the 1980s. And now, sadly, Johnson’s entire sport has become the subject of salacious snickering. Over at BuzzFeed, staffers Matt Stopera and Lauren Yapalater have assembled a ...