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02 Jun 10:55

Great Job, Internet!: Texas woman dons Chewbacca mask in a Kohl’s parking lot, experiences pure joy

by Marah Eakin
Patrick Kennedy

Don't know why I decided to watch this video, but I'm sure glad I did.

A video of a Texas woman gleefully donning a Chewbacca mask in a Kohl’s parking lot is the internet’s latest viral sensation. Candace Payne, the aforementioned woman, was already clad in a Death Star T-shirt when she bought the mask, which she just couldn’t wait to get out of the box. She started broadcasting the unboxing live from her car on Facebook, and as of this post, almost 40 million people have watched the clip, which is full of pure, unadulterated Star Wars nerd joy. While Payne is a joy from start to finish, things really get going with about 2:20 remaining in the clip.

While she says she’ll let her children, Duncan and Cadence, play with it, she insists the mask will live in her room—no doubt along with the dozens of other Star Wars items she’ll surely get during her inevitable ...

30 May 03:59

Newswire: Nashville producers say 4 or 5 “different parties” want to revive the show

by Caroline Siede
Patrick Kennedy

Yessssss

Connie Britton knows a thing or two about switching platforms. Back in 2008, Friday Night Lights jumped from NBC to DirecTV’s 101 Network, where it aired for three more seasons. Now her current show is attempting a similar Hail Mary. According to Variety, there’s still hope that Nashville might return, despite the fact that it was unexpectedly cancelled by ABC. In fact, Lionsgate executives claim four or five “different parties” have expressed interest in picking up the series for a fifth season. Lionsgate head of TV Kevin Beggs claims the cast all have long-term deals and would return if the show moves elsewhere. And he notes that while Lionsgate is mostly focused on finding a home for the fifth season, he’d be happy to see the show extend well beyond that as well.

Interestingly, the soapy country music drama filmed both a cliffhanger ending and a “happy ...

26 May 15:06

Neanderthal-built structures found in French cave are astonishingly old

by Jason Kottke
Patrick Kennedy

Coooooool

Bruniquel Cave

In the 90s, Bruniquel Cave was discovered to have a chamber containing an interesting human-built structure made from broken stalagmites. Carbon dating of a burnt bear bone within the chamber put the age of the activity at 47,600 years ago, smack dab in the Neanderthal era in that area. But recently, after a lull in research about these cave structures, analysis of uranium levels in the broken stalagmites resulted in a much older date for the construction: 176,500 years ago.

Nor is it clear how the Neanderthals made the structures. Verheyden says it couldn't have been one lone artisan, toiling away in the dark. Most likely, there was a team, and a technically skilled one at that. They broke rocks deliberately, and arranged them precisely. They used fire, too. More than 120 fragments have red and black streaks that aren't found elsewhere in the chamber or the cave beyond. They were the result of deliberately applied heat, at intensities strong enough to occasionally crack the rock. "The Neanderthal group responsible for these constructions had a level of social organization that was more complex than previously thought," the team writes.

Tags: archaeology   humans   Neanderthals   science
25 May 00:28

The Pac-12 Will Become The First Conference To Run And Broadcast Esports

by Patrick Redford

Per a release from the Pac-12, the athletic conference will become the first to run and broadcast officially sanctioned esports competitions. They haven’t picked a game yet, but they say they will pick one soon and broadcast some gaming starting next year:

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24 May 18:27

Farewell Mr. Bunting, A Saturday Night Live Parody of Dead Poets...

24 May 02:50

buzz: Don Draper says “What?”–in GIF form.

Patrick Kennedy

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!

19 May 17:02

Amazing Ocean Facts, A Comic Series for Nat Geo Wild That Turned...

16 May 15:12

Czech Refs Show Up To Work Drunk, Stumble And Piss All Over The Field, Get Fired

by Billy Haisley on Screamer, shared by Billy Haisley to Deadspin

Not all refereeing positions are made equal. Running around with the players in the middle of the action as the head ref is probably cool, but being parked on the sideline as an assistant must be boring. Two Czech men cast in these less-than-glamorous roles decided to spice up their day by getting sloshed before a game in the country’s top division. Their plan worked too well.

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16 May 01:47

Nashville Has Been Cancelled :: The show. The city will continue. [Nashville]

by Tara Ariano
Patrick Kennedy

LOL at the headline, but RIP for the show.

[Internetwork Notes]

If it seems like there's been way more TV news this week than the norm, it's not a coincidence: it's upfronts, when networks present their slates to advertisers and try to get them excited about the ever-tinier slices of the audience to which they can try to market Buicks and gum. And as new shows get picked up, others must fall by the wayside. Farewell, Nashville!

Nellie Andreeva of Deadline reports that the show's current fourth season -- in which only a few more episodes remain -- will be its last at ABC, though LionsgateTV will try to shop it to other networks. However, given that Nashville's renewal has been in question for each of its previous three seasons due to so-so ratings and a sizable budget, one wonders what other network would find it appealing if it couldn't be a success occupying the same time slot for almost half a decade. Still, this viewer will hold out hope that even if Nashville can't find a new home, Connie Britton's beautiful hair soon will.

Other stray cancellation news: Containment, CSI: Cyber, and The Family are all dead; Supergirl lives, but will move to The CW for its second season. Though given that the network renewed its entire 2015/16 slate and just picked up three new series, one wonders where it will actually go?


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11 May 03:04

Hot Wheels presents The Homer

by Jason Kottke
Patrick Kennedy

Good work, Hot Wheels

Homer Hot Wheels

Hot Wheels released a die-cast version of The Homer, the "everyman" car designed by Homer Simpson in season two episode of The Simpsons. Designed for his half-brother's car company, the car was so bad and expensive that it drove (ha!) the company out of business. And now it can be yours!

Tags: cars   Hot Wheels   The Simpsons   TV
04 May 15:07

Failed Candidate Ted Cruz Elbows Wife in Face

by Ashley Feinberg on Gawker, shared by Patrick Redford to Deadspin

Perpetual former candidate for president Ted Cruz ran a very particular kind of campaign. A campaign that some might have called “nauseating” or “hard to watch.” But this evening, no one had a harder time watching than Heidi Cruz—because her husband’s elbow was jammed directly into her face.

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04 May 13:18

Newswire: Ilana Glazer, Jillian Bell, and Kate McKinnon join Scarlett Johansson’s raunchy comedy

by Danette Chavez
Patrick Kennedy

I am psyched on everyone mentioned in the first paragraph, from the creators through to the actresses. So that's good. But the plot sounds like a female-focused version of 1998's Very Bad Things (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124198/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_26). Which was not good.

Here's hoping the trailer is awesome?

Scarlett Johansson’s raunchy lady comedy Rock That Body has found the rest of its debauched crew, as Ilana Glazer, Idiotsitter’s Jillian Bell, and Kate McKinnon have just joined the cast. The film, from Broad City’s Lucia Aniello and Paul W. Downs, stars Johansson, Glazer, Bell, McKinnon and Zoe Kravitz as a group of friends whose bachelorette party escapades go a bit too far—as in, involuntary manslaughter. Downs is set to co-star, possibly as the groom-to-be or the ill-fated stripper. In either case, he’ll probably have plenty of weed on him.

You might recall that the R-rated film was previously named Move That Body, a title that gave away its “quick, let’s ditch the male stripper corpse” premise. But this funky new title suggests that this central quintet will occasionally try to dance their troubles away, or will figure out that weighing down a body ...

04 May 13:16

Matt Haughey looks back on leaving MetaFilter, one year later

lessons learned running an online community turned business  
04 May 06:12

Kyle Lowry Halfcourt Bomb Sends Game 1 To Overtime

by Patrick Redford
Patrick Kennedy

@Davison

Kyle Lowry had been struggling all game, until the bitter end of Toronto’s opening game against Miami, when he hit this absolute moonshot to tie the game at 90 and send it to overtime. The Heat had it just about sealed up (TNT read the credits and everything) until they got too lackadaisical, got called for a travel on an inbounds play, missed a bunch of free throws, then let Lowry get this off easy.

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04 May 03:57

I Can't See How This Anne Frank Virtual Reality Film Might Be A Bad Idea

by A Gigantic Fucking Idiot
Patrick Kennedy

Hoo boy

04 May 02:01

Burn the Witch by Radiohead

by Jason Kottke
Patrick Kennedy

Yaaaaaay!

Two days ago, Radiohead withdrew its forces from the internet. Today, they dropped a new video on YouTube. The rest of the new album soon? Please?

Update: It's on Spotify now and available for sale on Radiohead's site and iTunes. Also, I am liking this song a lot.

Tags: music   Radiohead   video
01 May 02:03

Prefixation

29 Apr 19:00

Ricky Jay, sleight of hand

by Jason Kottke
Patrick Kennedy

God I love Ricky Jay

Let's all just take the rest of the day off and watch Ricky Jay effortlessly perform impossible card tricks. (via @sampotts)

Tags: magic   Ricky Jay   video
29 Apr 16:52

Here's Laremy Tunsil Admitting He Took Money At Ole Miss Before Getting Abruptly Hustled Off Stage

by Patrick Redford

After Laremy Tunsil fell to #13 in the draft, texts purporting to show conversation with Ole Miss staffers about them paying his rent popped up on his Instagram . The posts were deleted, along with Tunsil’s account, and given when they were posted, it’s highly unlikely that he posted them himself.

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29 Apr 16:22

Penny farthings bicycle race from 1928

by Jason Kottke
Patrick Kennedy

Oh, the whimsy!

From the excellent collection of British Pathé videos on YouTube comes footage of a 1928 bicycle race on penny farthings aka the "boneshaker" aka those bikes with the big wheel in front. Here are a couple of contemporary penny farthing races. (via @sampotts)

Tags: cycling   sports   video
29 Apr 05:03

2016 NFL Draft Trade: The Titans trade the top pick to the Rams

by Jimmy Morris
Patrick Kennedy

Love it

Peter King is reporting that the Tennessee Titans have traded the top pick in the 2016 NFL Draft to the Los Angeles Rams. Here is the trade breakdown:

Trade Recap Titans receive from Rams:

1st round pick (15 overall)
2nd round pick (43)
2nd round pick (45)
3rd round pick (76)
1st round pick in 2017
3rd round pick in 2017

Rams receive from Titans:

1st round pick (1 overall)
4th round pick (113)
6th round pick (177)

That is a heck of a deal by Jon Robinson.

When I saw the news from Peter King today I was surprised that Robinson would go ahead and make a deal this early, but when you see what he got in return it makes sense. Those picks give Robinson the ability to rebuild this roster in a hurry. This gives the Titans 6 picks in the top 76 and 2 first round picks next year. I still can't get over the return they got for the pick!

28 Apr 15:46

Les Waas, 1921-2016

by Alex Balk
Patrick Kennedy

RIP, and a tune that will also evoke nostalgic feelings, but lemme know when the person who created this ice-cream truck masterpiece shuffles off this mortal coil: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LB/Hello.mp3

“It was born in Philadelphia but is as much a part of New York’s aural landscape as taxi horns, ‘that heavenly coffee’ and ‘watch the closing doors.’ An annual herald of summer for more than half a century, it is exquisitely Pavlovian, triggering salivation or shrieking — sometimes both at once. It is the textbook embodiment of an earworm: once heard, never forgotten. It is the Mister Softee jingle, which for generations has sprung from ice cream trucks throughout the metropolitan area and beyond after first springing from the mind of Les Waas, a Philadelphia adman who died on April 19 at 94.”
This is very sad news for everyone who is unable to imagine summer without this tune going through their heads. Margalit Fox’s Times obituary offers a few of the song’s words, but neglects to acknowledge the alternate lyrics we revealed here three years ago:

I am the fucking ice cream man, the man who sells the fucking ice cream
I am the fucking ice cream man, I sell you fucking ice cream
You want some fucking ice cream? Well, I’ll tell you what to do
Come by my fucking ice cream truck, I’ll sell that shit to you
I am the fucking ice cream man, the man who sells the fucking ice cream
I am the fucking ice cream man, I sell you fucking ice cream
Bitch shit cock piss dick ass balls, fucking ice cream

Whichever version you prefer let’s all have a moment to reflect on the passing of the jingle’s creator. A silent moment, because that song is going to be in my head all day now.

22 Apr 17:03

Pele: Birth of a Legend

by Jason Kottke
Patrick Kennedy

I loved "The Two Escobars" and Seu Jorge is awesome, but man...what the hell is happening with Vincent D'Onofrio? That accent is insane

Pele: Birth of a Legend is a biopic about the rise of Pele, the Brazilian footballer. It was written and directed by Jeff and Michael Zimbalist, who also directed The Two Escobars, an excellent 30 for 30 film about Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar and Colombian footballer Andres Escobar. (via @ivanski)

Tags: Jeff Zimbalist   Michael Zimbalist   movies   Pele   soccer   sports   trailers   video
21 Apr 18:38

Report: High School Basketball Star Actually A 30-Year-Old Man

by Tom Ley

The Catholic Central High School boys basketball team, located in Windsor, Ontario, has a pretty good player in Jonathon Nicola. The 6-foot-9 center is so good that his coach put together the workout video above, because, as he told the Windsor Star last year, Nicola had a shot at going pro. That dream is probably dead, though, because Nicola is apparently a grown-ass man.

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21 Apr 18:35

Let's Watch Prince's Super Bowl Halftime Show, The Best We've Ever Seen

by Kevin Draper
Patrick Kennedy

Agreed. Also, weary sobsobsob

Super Bowl halftime shows are almost always worthless. A few pop stars who capture the current pop-music mood lip sync their hits, and two days later we barely remember the game, let alone the uninspired halftime show.

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21 Apr 15:00

Rival Chinese construction firms battle with bulldozers

by Jason Kottke
Patrick Kennedy

BULLDOZER FIGHT!

Worries over the slowing Chinese economy spilled out into the streets of Hebei province last weekend as two construction firms battled with bulldozers while competing for the same business. That is some end-times shit right there.

Tags: China   economics   video
15 Apr 20:58

Newswire: AMC may have overstated this whole “texting-friendly theaters” idea

by Katie Rife
Patrick Kennedy

"The backlash was so intense, in fact, that this morning AMC sent out a series of tweets—although Snapchat would have been more effective in reaching the millennials, honestly—saying, basically, that they know this is a bad idea:

Press reports we are considering test allowing texts in a very few screens. We know vast majority of audience wants no texting. 1/2
If ever, we only would pursue in a way that we can be totally confident ALL our guests will fully enjoy the moviegoing experience at AMC 2/2"

If you’ve noticed a general “TEXTING IN THEATERS?! WTF OMG MILLENNIALS IDIOCRACY IS REAL GAHH!” theme on the internet this morning, that’s because yesterday Variety published an interview with AMC Entertainment CEO Adam Aron in which the newly appointed head of America’s largest theater chain suggested that since kids today can’t put down their phones for more than 15 minutes without the help of an emotional support animal, AMC might soon start experimenting with texting-friendly movie theaters. Here’s the exchange in question:

Would appealing to millennials involve allowing texting or cellphone use?

Yes. When you tell a 22-year-old to turn off the phone, don’t ruin the movie, they hear please cut off your left arm above the elbow. You can’t tell a 22-year-old to turn off their cellphone. That’s not how they live their life.

At the same time, though, we’re ...

13 Apr 18:47

Writer Not 23 Anymore

by Alex Balk
Patrick Kennedy

Good hovertext

11 Apr 18:34

How a car engine works

by Jason Kottke

How a car engine works

From Jacob O'Neal, a great series of animated GIFs about how internal combustion engines work. There are separate animations of the fuel, air, cooling, oil, electrical, and exhaust systems.

See also O'Neal's animations on how a jet engine works and how a handgun works.

Tags: Jacob O'Neal
06 Apr 19:09

Uber But For Napping

by Silvia Killingsworth
Patrick Kennedy

That's one helluva pull quote

“During the ride, the Uber driver, Corey Robinson, 43, of Philadelphia, became tired and asked Mr. Carlos to drive while he slept. Mr. Robinson later woke up and asked why Mr. Carlos was driving so fast. He replied that the police were chasing them, the authorities said.”
—Everyone knows drowsy driving is dangerous, and every twenty-year-old dreams of escaping New York State troopers at a nice 86 mile-per-hour clip. I don’t see the problem here?