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GrumpyPunkCat made this equally brilliant and disturbing illustrations mixing Disney characters and real world environments. He calls the series Unhappily Ever After.

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You know what a photocopying machine is, I know what a photocopying machine is, but this IT guy has decided he does not. This very real transcript from the Ohio Supreme Court follows seven minutes of absurd yet somehow perfectly logical arguments over what a photocopying machine really is—in legal terms.

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Well, this is absolutely terrifying. This helmet cam footage shows a motorcyclist crashing his bike at 140mph, hitting the car in front of him and having his body catapulted and spun for what seems like an eternity on the road. Amazingly, he survived the crash. Incredible. Unbreakable.

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LED lighting is great. The right bulb gives the same warm incandescent glow you love from a fraction of the energy. But there's a downside: while LEDs make cities look awesome , the most common type of LED lighting dims the ultraviolet trick laundry detergents use to make white clothes look whiter. The future is bright, but it's also kind of dingy.

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The Ultimate Warrior, one of the biggest superstars in professional wrestling, died Tuesday, World Wrestling Entertainment said in a statement.

Sales of the $25 corn dog are so brisk for the Arizona Diamondbacks that the team's concessionaires can't wait for a week-long road trip that starts Friday so that they can make enough to be ready for the team's April 11 homestand against Los Angeles.

Border disputes are still going on in a bunch of places around the world. That makes life difficult for mapmakers, and especially difficult for the world's favorite online map service, Google Maps. As The Washington Post points out, Google strives to not get stuck in the middle of a territorial struggle, by showing you the border you most likely want to see based on where you're Googling from.

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According to the league's vice president of officiating, Dean Blandino, players will no longer be allowed to dunk the ball over the goalpost after touchdowns.

OK, folks, we started this whole strangers kissing viral craze and we have had enough of it. This video of dogs kissing for the first time is the end of this stupid trend. They are not models and they like to sniff each other's butts and that's all we need. Enough is enough, people. Carry on.

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Listen to this young girl playing her sheng, a Chinese instrument invented thousands of years ago. The woodwind may be ancient, but the sound is pure 1980s nostalgia—it's the Super Mario Brothers theme, right down to the sounds of Mario collecting coins and mushrooms. Amazing!

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After two weeks of hearing about sports you've never cared to follow in the past four years, you've probably wondered why the short track skaters don't just ... you know ... throw a blue shell at the end? And here we can see what would happen if they did.

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Dutch speedskating coach Jillert Anema knows how the United States can improve on it's Olympic 0-fer on the Sochi ovals -- stop playing sports like football.

South Carolina's Steve Spurrier added his name to the list of coaches opposed to a rule proposal that would slow down college offenses, and he wasn't afraid to point fingers while criticizing it.

The Florida men's basketball team broke into the No. 2 spot in both the Associated Press poll and the USA Today Coaches' poll this week.

Next to the Denver Broncos, Jim McIngvale had the worst Super Bowl loss.

If you answered “$6 million” to the question of what it’d officially take to get Florida to play a regular-season, non-conference game outside its home state, collect your winnings now. Multiple media outlets are reporting that both Florida and Michigan will collect $6 million apiece for playing in the 2017 Cowboys Classic at AT&T Stadium.…

I had a rare Twitter username, @N. Yep, just one letter. I've been offered as much as $50,000 for it. People have tried to steal it. Password reset instructions are a regular sight in my email inbox. As of today, I no longer control @N. I was extorted into giving it up.

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Mexican skier Hubertus von Hohenlohe is angling for a title at next month's Sochi Olympics, but it's not a gold medal in the men's slalom.

Nearly a month to the day he announced his transfer from Florida, Tyler Murphy has found a new college football home.  And, as it turns out, the quarterback’s landing spot will include a very familiar face. Jeremy Fowler of CBSSports.com, citing a source familiar with the situation, is reporting that Murphy has verbally committed to…

Former USC coach Lane Kiffin is interviewing Thursday to be the offensive coordinator at Alabama, a source told ESPN's Joe Schad.

Most of us carry credit cards and ATM cards. These, typically, have sixteen digits on the front. These digits are the unique account number for the card. For obvious reasons, just any sixteen digits will not work, they follow pattern.

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Here you have it! The perfect mix of two of the most iconic culture objects in the history of mankind: Lego, perhaps the most popular toy in the world, and The Simpsons, perhaps the most popular TV series of all time. And it's only $199. We got a ton of high resolution official images and a video:

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Picking a favorite Vine is like picking a favorite hilarious, non sequitur grain of sand from an endless beach of weirdness. Fortunately, some blessed soul has stitched together hundreds of six-second masterpieces for your near-endless amusement.

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On this day in 1982, the government informed the residents of Times Beach, Missouri that they would have to evacuate. The town had paved its own roads with dioxin, among the most toxic cancer-causing substances made by man.

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Aww. This is adorable. Lilly and Leon Mackie play dress up with their little kid Orson and turn him into baby versions of Luke Skywalker, baby Batman, baby Macaulay Culkin, baby Castaway and so forth so that they could recreate scenes from famous movies. You'll see mom, dad and child pose for photos of baby versions of Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Die Hard, Terminator, Jaws and so many more classics. Orson is going to grow up awesome.

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Kurt Roper's lengthy interview at Florida must have been impressive. Roper has agreed to leave Duke to become the offensive coordinator for the Gators, according to a person familiar with the situation. Roper spent several hours with Florida coach Will Muschamp in Gainesville on Monday. He is expected to remain with the Blue Devils through the Chick-fil-A Bowl on Dec. 31.

The Florida Gators and Michigan Wolverines will meet in the 2017 season-opening Cowboys Classic to continue the tradition of high profile matchups in AT&T Stadium on the first weekend of the season, both schools announced Thursday.

Forbes released its annual list of the most valuable college football teams Wednesday and for the fifth straight year, the newly coachless Texas Longhorns are worth more than any team in the country. The Longhorns are worth a whopping $139 million, “almost 20% more than any other team in the country,” the report says. The Longhorns are the only college football team to pass $100 million in revenue, a feat they have accomplished the last two seasons. The team’s value is “built on the back of the nation’s most dedicated fan base, which has helped Texas lead all schools in merchandise sales and secure the most lucrative school-specific TV deal,” the report says. In a year where no team made more than $90 million, the Longhorns brought in an income of $109 million. The revenue came mainly from ticket sales ($34.5 million), while also collecting “$30 million from contributors and another $15 million from Big 12 and NCAA distributions.” College football’s second most valuable team is the Notre Dame Fighting Irish at $117 million after hosting an additional home game at Soldier Field and netting a $6.2 million payout from last year’s BCS National Championship appearance. After winning a third National Championship in four years, Alabama jumped from sixth to third this year with a $110 million value. Forbes considers “each team’s value to its athletic department, its university’s academic endeavors, its conference and its school’s local economy” while also consulting team revenues and expenses as reported to the Department of Education in order to determine the value of these teams. The rest of the list (with the team's value) is as follows: 4. LSU Tigers : $105 million 5. Michigan Wolverines: $104 million 6. Florida Gators : $94 million 7. Oklahoma Sooners : $92 million 8. Georgia Bulldogs : $91 million 9. Ohio State Buckeyes : $83 million 10. Nebraska Cornhuskers : $80 million 11. Auburn Tigers : $77 million 12. Arkansas Razorbacks : $74 million 13. USC Trojans : $73 million 14. Texas A&M Aggies : $72 million 15. Penn State Nittany Lions : $71 million 16. Wisconsin Badgers : $70 million 17. Washington Huskies : $66 million 18. South Carolina Gamecocks : $65 million 19. Oregon Ducks : $64 million 20. Tennessee Volunteers : $63 million - - - Want to join the conversation? Hit us up on Twitter @YahooDrSaturday be sure to "Like" Dr. Saturday on Facebook for football conversations and stuff you won't see on the blog.

In a move that’s been rumored over the past 24 hours or so, Florida has lost yet another player to transfer.  This time, though, it’s a “starter” who’s leaving the football building. The program announced in a tweet posted to its Twitter account Sunday afternoon that Tyler Murphy “will look for an opportunity to play…

Steve Spurrier was in rare form on Thursday. The always quotable South Carolina coach commented on his star defensive end's speeding ticket on Saturday and was able to get a shot in at an old rival, Florida State. Spurrier to Bianchi: "I didn't know Jadeveon's car that could go that fast. He doesn't have a pretty car like those FSU guys used to drive." — Heath Cline (@heathradio) December 12, 2013 Clowney was ticketed for going 110 MPH in a 70 MPH zone on Saturday night. He was driving a Chrysler 300. But it wasn't just Florida State who Spurrier got to dig. His old employer and alma mater Florida was the subject of one too. Spurrier's Gamecocks are playing Wisconsin in the Capital One Bowl in Orlando on Jan. 1. Florida, after a 4-8 season, is not heading to a bowl game. "Somebody told me the Gators were going to be home, so hopefully we can get some of them to come down here." pic.twitter.com/NjAvWFaSyG — Heath Cline (@heathradio) December 12, 2013 Earlier this season, Spurrier got a great poke in at Tennessee and one at Arkansas and one of his coaches' shows was pulled because he said he was unhappy with what he said. Bless you, Spurrier. Your trolling is still fantastic. - - - - - - - Nick Bromberg is the assistant editor of Dr. Saturday on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at nickbromberg@yahoo.com or follow him on Twitter! Follow @NickBromberg