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26 Aug 14:30
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Arwenclaythornladies uses the bathroom carpets for that use sometimes lol
Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 31, 2014
26 Aug 14:29
Dear microwave makers,
Arwenclaythornodd cause our popcorn button makes the popcorn just right
Dear microwave makers,
Please tell me why you still put popcorn buttons on the microwaves, even though the popcorn says not to use the button?
Sincerely, has anybody else thaught this?
Please tell me why you still put popcorn buttons on the microwaves, even though the popcorn says not to use the button?
Sincerely, has anybody else thaught this?
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26 Aug 14:28
Dear world,
ArwenclaythornThis is my reaction to your bacon craze lol :p
Dear world,
Can someone explain to me the hype about bacon? I mean, it's good I guess, but I'm going on three years without it and I'm fine. Is there something I'm missing?
Sincerely, confused vegetarian
Can someone explain to me the hype about bacon? I mean, it's good I guess, but I'm going on three years without it and I'm fine. Is there something I'm missing?
Sincerely, confused vegetarian
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26 Aug 14:03
Dear Harry,
ArwenclaythornLMAO
Dear Harry,
Damn it! I told you we weren't going to lose to those stupid Jigglypuffs! Why would you fall off your broom!?
Sincerely, Remus
Damn it! I told you we weren't going to lose to those stupid Jigglypuffs! Why would you fall off your broom!?
Sincerely, Remus
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26 Aug 10:36
Wednesday, August 06, 2014
Arwenclaythornyour type of thing lol :p
Eric the Circle by ..... for August 06, 2014
26 Aug 10:36
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Arwenclaythornironic this one too lol
Eric the Circle by ..... for August 19, 2014
26 Aug 04:00
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Arwenclaythornguess who? lol
Ripley's Believe It or Not by John Graziano for August 12, 2014
26 Aug 03:53
Dear Anxiety,
ArwenclaythornVery true
Dear Anxiety,
I'm a capable person that can achieve their goals. I don't need you to get in the way and make me doubt myself. Everything will be fine, and even if it's not there's always next time.
Sincerely, Trust me, I got this.
I'm a capable person that can achieve their goals. I don't need you to get in the way and make me doubt myself. Everything will be fine, and even if it's not there's always next time.
Sincerely, Trust me, I got this.
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26 Aug 03:51
Dear Americans still waiting for their Hogwarts acceptance letters,
ArwenclaythornThat is one way of looking at it I guess
Dear Americans still waiting for their Hogwarts acceptance letters,
Please note that to get from Hogwarts to America, the owls have to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly, they all get lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Sincerely, geography's a jerk.
Please note that to get from Hogwarts to America, the owls have to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly, they all get lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Sincerely, geography's a jerk.
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26 Aug 03:51
Monday, August 04, 2014
Arwenclaythorngot this one
Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz by Werner Wejp-Olsen for August 04, 2014
26 Aug 03:50
Monday, August 11, 2014
Arwenclaythorngot part of the reasoning for this one
Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz by Werner Wejp-Olsen for August 11, 2014
26 Aug 03:50
Monday, August 18, 2014
Arwenclaythorngot this one. it sounds familiar though
Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz by Werner Wejp-Olsen for August 18, 2014
26 Aug 03:50
Monday, August 25, 2014
ArwenclaythornI got this one but the reasoning is wild
Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz by Werner Wejp-Olsen for August 25, 2014
26 Aug 03:48
Friday, August 01, 2014
Arwenclaythornfunny that this is on mom's bday when we played it not so long ago
Eric the Circle by ..... for August 01, 2014
26 Aug 03:46
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Arwenclaythornthink you will love this one
Eric the Circle by ..... for August 14, 2014
26 Aug 03:39
Thursday, August 07, 2014
Arwenclaythornglad my ladies do not do this
Kit 'N' Carlyle by Larry Wright for August 07, 2014
26 Aug 03:38
Friday, August 22, 2014
Arwenclaythornwonder if that is what my ladies think as well
Kit 'N' Carlyle by Larry Wright for August 22, 2014
16 Aug 05:28
Dear Dumbledore and Gandalf,
Arwenclaythornsee? I am not the only one who thinks they look a lot alike
Dear Dumbledore and Gandalf,
Are you related?
Sincerely, if so I would love to attend your family reunions
Are you related?
Sincerely, if so I would love to attend your family reunions
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16 Aug 05:27
Dear People of the World,
ArwenclaythornI do not get it
Dear People of the World,
The joke, 'Why'd the chicken cross the road?' isn't what you think it is. 'To get to the other side' doesn't refer to the other side of the road.
Sincerely, I just ruined your childhood.
The joke, 'Why'd the chicken cross the road?' isn't what you think it is. 'To get to the other side' doesn't refer to the other side of the road.
Sincerely, I just ruined your childhood.
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16 Aug 05:26
Dear Bible-thumping mother,
Arwenclaythornsounds like your mom lol
Dear Bible-thumping mother,
Please realize that if you try to keep me from eating pork because "the Bible says it's bad," then you have to follow ALL the laws of Leviticus. Those include not wearing fabrics made from more than one material (like that lovely cotton/poly blend you're wearing at the moment), not cutting your hair or shaving (how much did you spend at the salon on that trim yesterday?), and not letting different kinds of cattle graze together (I can count three breeds hanging out on our ranch right now). So, for the love of all that's holy, shut up and let me eat my bacon.
Sincerely, sick of your selective rule-enforcing.
Please realize that if you try to keep me from eating pork because "the Bible says it's bad," then you have to follow ALL the laws of Leviticus. Those include not wearing fabrics made from more than one material (like that lovely cotton/poly blend you're wearing at the moment), not cutting your hair or shaving (how much did you spend at the salon on that trim yesterday?), and not letting different kinds of cattle graze together (I can count three breeds hanging out on our ranch right now). So, for the love of all that's holy, shut up and let me eat my bacon.
Sincerely, sick of your selective rule-enforcing.
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