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05 Aug 05:57

This Beer Smells and Tastes Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup

by Laura Beck

This Beer Smells and Tastes Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup

You can now get beers that taste like anything — ok, well, mainly bacon, but still, the craft beer market has recently exploded (all over your face in an array of tasty flavors), and Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter combines chocolate and peanut butter with booze and is it legal to marry a beer now?

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05 Jul 00:24

Double Bro 7

Double Bro 7

Submitted by: Unknown

05 Jul 00:23

Every Month My Red Cartridge Explodes

Every Month My Red Cartridge Explodes

Submitted by: Unknown

04 Jul 05:45

Ermahgerd a Ferd!

Ermahgerd a Ferd!

Submitted by: Unknown

04 Jul 05:40

Know Your Bones

Know Your Bones

Submitted by: Unknown

04 Jul 05:36

In A Bar Far, Far Away: Star Wars Inspired Booze Bottles

star-wars-liquor-bottles.jpg This is a series of Star Wars inspired booze bottles posted by Redditor ElderCunningham. I think we can all agree they're just the thing the liquor industry needs to better market their products to children. Or is that frowned upon? Well I'd drink them. No lie, a couple weeks ago I went to the corner store for beer and they were selling wine coolers in the same section as all the kid's fruit drinks. I told the guy behind the counter about it and he was all worried because apparently you can get in trouble for that, but a week later they were still there. So I'm afraid it's only a matter of time before he's suddenly not allowed to sell beer anymore. Sucks too because the next closest store is a real hike for me. Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he has plans to contaminate the city's water supply with hallucinogens.
04 Jul 05:23

Creative Solution

Creative Solution

Submitted by: Unknown (via Tastefully Offensive)

Tagged: creative , solution , funny
04 Jul 05:23

Protect Your Ass

Protect Your Ass

Squee! Spotter: Unknown (via Reddit)

Tagged: donkey , hard hats , ass , funny , protect
04 Jul 05:22

Lift Those Legs!

Lift Those Legs!

You in the back, too!

Submitted by: markgrant (via Chris Rubin)

04 Jul 05:19

Bright-Eyed and Bushy-Tailed

04 Jul 05:19

I've Been Helping Him Even!

30 Jun 20:22

Count Me In: Impressive Mass Effect EDI Latex Bodysuit

EDI-latex-bodysuit-2.jpg This is the Mass Effect EDI latex bodysuit and helmet created by the folks over at Anatomic-Latex. It looks so good it's hard to believe that's an actual woman standing there with no special effects. ZIP ZAP, CANNOT COMPUTE, CANNOT COMPUTE. That was me pretending to be an artificial intelligence system.
Mass Effect EDI latex costume cosplay is made of 0.6-2.0 mm latex. Helmet is made of latex too. All silver designs and texture patterns are ingrained in the latex, meaning it won't wear or rub off. Suit also has glow-in-the-dark / uv reactive pieces(see yellow detail).
Was anybody else disappointed EDI wasn't a romance-able character in Mass Effect 3? She was all about Joker. I romanced Tali'Zorah in Mass Effect 2 after I blew it with Jack, then romanced her again in Mass Effect 3 because I am a FAITHFUL COMPANION. That and EDI wasn't an option. Don't act like you wouldn't bang a computer given the chance. "Dammit GW, she was a robot!" YOLO. Hit the jump for several more shots. EDI-latex-bodysuit-1.jpgEDI-latex-bodysuit-3.jpgEDI-latex-bodysuit-4.jpgEDI-latex-bodysuit-5.jpg Thanks to my pal Terry, who didn't even play the Mass Effect series like I told him but is making me play 'Devil May Cry', and it's preventing me from playing 'The Last of Us' right now which is why I have to kill him.
29 Jun 08:47

For When You Need to Be Super Drunk

For When You Need to Be Super Drunk

Submitted by: Unknown (via Geekologie)

29 Jun 08:30

The Lyrics of Late Night Math

The Lyrics of Late Night Math

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: nights , lyrics , math , funny , school , g rated
29 Jun 08:26

A Super Srsly Accurate Diagram of Earth

 A Super Srsly Accurate Diagram of Earth

Submitted by: Unknown

29 Jun 08:03

Russian Adapters

29 Jun 08:02

This Fish Was Born Free

This Fish Was Born Free

Submitted by: Unknown

29 Jun 07:56

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

Submitted by: albert

29 Jun 07:47

So True

So True

Submitted by: Unknown (via definitelynotgibsy)

Tagged: Music , vibrato , ketchup , funny , g rated
29 Jun 07:46

Valid 911 Emergencies

Valid 911 Emergencies

Submitted by: superchamp

Tagged: 911 , dragons , failbook , g rated
29 Jun 07:40

Fixin' Page Tears Medieval-Style

Fixin' Page Tears Medieval-Style

So back in the 1400s, instead of fixing page tears in a panic with tape, they would embroider them together with silk. This is probably the classiest response to a problem that that era ever had.

"The pages of the book are made of parchment and they show typical damage in the form of holes and tears that happened while the parchment was being made. Some time after the book was copied, the holes and tears have been mended artistically with silk of various colours, mainly in blanket stitch as used in embroidery."

Submitted by: Unknown (via Uppsala University)

29 Jun 07:37

I Always Wanted a Solo!

I Always Wanted a Solo!

Submitted by: Unknown (via Band Geek Things)

29 Jun 06:12

Cue the Benny Hill Theme

Cue the Benny Hill Theme

Submitted by: Unknown

29 Jun 06:10

Go for the Fun in Connect Four!

Go for the Fun in Connect Four!

Go for the glory! Go for the score! Go for it! Connect Four!

Submitted by: Unknown

29 Jun 06:10

But Why Won't the Network Run?

But Why Won't the Network Run?

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

29 Jun 06:09

Haha, You Only Got Three Hours of Sleep!

Haha, You Only Got Three Hours of Sleep!

Submitted by: Unknown

29 Jun 06:06

Keep That Kid of Yours Quiet

Keep That Kid of Yours Quiet

Submitted by: Unknown

29 Jun 06:04

Something Funny for Those Dark, Stinky Moments

Something Funny for Those Dark, Stinky Moments

Baby shower idea: "The shower guests are each given a few diapers and some Sharpies and are asked to write a message to the new mom on the front and/or back of the diapers. These diapers are to be reserved for late night changings by mom (or dad – let's be fair!) so the point is to write something funny or encouraging to give her a little pick-me-up in the wee hours of the night!"

Submitted by: Unknown (via Do It and How)

29 Jun 06:00

Finally someone has taken it upon themselves to make hooded baby...



Finally someone has taken it upon themselves to make hooded baby blankets for adults. That may sound snide, but I am actually really stoked this is now a thing. Also, POCKETS.

29 Jun 05:57

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