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13 Jan 22:33

Gingerbread Problems

29 Dec 17:57

Someone Calculated How Much Money We've Fictionally Wasted Saving Matt Damon

how much money have we wasted saving matt damon in movies

I think it's time to let Matt Damon die, y'all.

According to Quora user Kynan Eng's calculations, if all of Matt Damon's characters were real, we would have already spent nearly a trillion dollars trying to save him:


Courage Under Fire (Gulf War 1 helicopter rescue): $300k
Saving Private Ryan (WW2 Europe search party): $100k
Titan AE (Earth evacuation spaceship): $200B
Syriana (Middle East private security return flight): $50k
Green Zone (US Army transport from Middle East): $50k
Elysium (Space station security deployment and damages): $100m
Interstellar (Interstellar spaceship): $500B
The Martian (Mars mission): $200B
TOTAL: $900B plus change

What is it about Matt Damon's face that makes people want to keep him safe? Apparently his movies have only grossed $2.7B, so he's not even close to pulling his own fake weight.

matt damon leave him there

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Tagged: matt damon , movies , celeb , money
13 Dec 21:52

It's Okay to Have Feelings

13 Dec 21:51

Poor Hagrid

09 Dec 22:42

How Are Balloons Chosen for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?

by Stacy Conradt

Money talks—and floats.

09 Dec 18:50

Learn ASL Internet Lingo With Top Model Nyle DiMarco

by Arika Okrent

DiMarco is a native ASL user from a Deaf family who knows how to show you the correct sign for anything—and look damn good while doing it.

02 Dec 15:08

Slow Cooker Moroccan Chicken

by Elise
Slow Cooker Moroccan Chicken

♫ Would you know we’re riding on the Marrakesh express ♪

Moroccan chicken, my favorite! Chicken thighs, rubbed in more spices than you would ever think you could use at once, cooked until tender with olives and lemons.

This is a slow cooker riff off our popular tagine recipe. Boneless skinless chicken thighs are sprinkled with paprika, ginger, cumin, coriander, and more, placed on a bed of chopped onions, and slow cooked with green olives, lemon slices, and raisins until fork tender.

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26 Nov 20:59

Sorry Pluto, Someone Has to Keep an Eye on Them

24 Nov 15:44

‘Healthy’ Foods May Be Better for Some People Than Others

by Kate Horowitz

After finding that food affects each person’s blood sugar differently, scientists devised an algorithm that may help create personalized diet plans.

23 Nov 15:41

12 Winning Sides & Appetizers for Your Thanksgiving Potluck — Recipes from The Kitchn

by Hali Bey Ramdene

Are you planning on bringing a dish to Thanksgiving this year? Something that will make a splash at Friendsgiving or at your in-laws' house? Look no further. We've pulled together a few of our crowd-pleasing sides and apps to ensure your contribution to the Thanksgiving spread is an absolute win.

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23 Nov 15:27

Get a Jumpstart on Holiday Prep With This Make-Ahead Roasted Squash and Kale Salad

by J. Kenji López-Alt

You want a good strategy for staying calm on Thanksgiving, beyond heavily self-medicating with bourbon? Here's my advice: Do as much of the cooking ahead of time as is humanly possible. Have your vegetables prepped, your sauces made, your ingredients portioned, your casseroles assembled, and your pies baked. Planning a menu that allows you to do this is the real key and this salad is a good head start in that department. Read More
20 Nov 15:10

Don't Be Shellfish

19 Nov 15:26

Coffin

by noreply@blogger.com (Bhaskar Dasgupta)




 

 

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears: 


BUMP... 


BUMP... 


BUMP... 



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. 



BUMP... 



BUMP... 



BUMP... 




Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him 




FASTER... 



FASTER... 


BUMP... 



BUMP... 

BUMP... 



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. 




However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping 





clappity-BUMP... 




clappity-BUMP... 




clappity-BUMP... 



on his heels, the terrified man runs. 




Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. 



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. 







Bumping and clapping toward him. 



The man screams and reaches for something, anything, 
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! 



Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... 





and, 





(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!) 
















The coffin stops!

 

 

 



 





19 Nov 14:55

But We're Still Mad

18 Nov 18:15

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bacon is Literally Cancer

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: Weinersmith vs. WHO reporting, Round 1.


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17 Nov 17:59

The Easiest Way to Cook a Butternut Squash Is in Your Slow Cooker — Tips from The Kitchn

by Kelli Foster

Come fall and I'm usually ready to eat my weight in butternut squash. Roasted, puréed, cubed into salads and pasta, baked into muffins and pastries — I just can't get enough. But as much as I love butternut, I hate prepping it; peeling and cutting through this hard squash is cumbersome.

Well, we can say goodbye to that dreaded prep, because this is the easiet way to cook butternut squash that doesn't involve any peeling or cutting.

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13 Nov 16:07

When You Procrastinate so Hard it Comes All the Way Around to Starting Early

10 Nov 20:15

It's a VERY Well Kept Secret

06 Nov 21:55

Recipe: Thai Chicken Meatballs with Coconut Curry Sauce — Recipes from The Kitchn

by Kelli Foster

If you thought meatballs were reserved for spaghetti and marinara sauce, think again. This one-pot meal will change the way you see meatballs. The combination of lean and tender chicken meatballs and a spiced sauce, plus all the ingredients you love in Thai food — like warm curry, ginger, cilantro, basil, coconut milk, and more — bring big flavor to weeknight dinner.

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05 Nov 00:15

Well, That's Why

04 Nov 16:02

Roasted Butternut Squash Kale Sauté

by Elise
Roasted Butternut Squash Sauté

Looking for a great holiday side? How about a drop dead delicious, healthy kale and squash sauté that is surprisingly easy to put together?

Roast cubes of butternut squash so they get tasty caramelized edges. While roasting the squash, prep the onions and kale and then sauté them with balsamic vinegar, adding the squash, pecans, and cranberries at the end. Simple. Beautiful. Packed with flavor and color.

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04 Nov 15:37

Where's the Lie?

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03 Nov 18:29

Roll Roles

03 Nov 17:54

3 Year-Old Me Was Kind of Shortsighted

27 Oct 18:09

IKEA Creates Stuffed Animals Based On Kids’ Drawings Because What Do Adults Know About Toys, Anyway?

by Mary Beth Quirk

multibestWhile we’re sure there are a lot of very experienced, bright and imaginative adults out there designing toys, who knows what a kid wants better than a kid (see: Big)? That’s why IKEA is straying from the traditional, realistic stuffed animal and instead, offering plush toys straight out of the imaginations of a few lucky children.

IKEA’s fundraising efforts this year through its Soft Toys for Education line led it to tap directly into the minds of kids, taking 10 winning entries and turning them into real stuffed animals.

Each toy purchase will donate €1 toward children’s education projects via Unicef and Save the Children.

As one might expect, the winners are pretty much the best thing ever, and will likely make you wish you were six years old again, with a huge, new box of crayons at your disposal. Here are a few more (full list of winners here and their real-life counterparts here), try to contain your squeals of delight:

unicorn

tigercomp

blueguy

greenguy

batboth

(h/t AdWeek)

27 Oct 14:24

What Twenty Million American Women Want

by noreply@blogger.com (Bhaskar Dasgupta)






What Twenty Million American Women Want


A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled,
'
What Twenty Million American Women Want.'

He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages. 

His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."
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25 Oct 02:35

This Mother Sent an Open Thank You Tweet to a Local Teen That Showed Her Daughter How to Skateboard

16 Oct 22:47

Dino love

by noreply@blogger.com (Bhaskar Dasgupta)
15 Oct 18:09

It's Hard to Tell Either Way

13 Oct 17:51

It's Getting Steamy In Here