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24 Sep 18:44

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24 Sep 18:41

hazeldomain: One time at the vet’s I was bitten by a tiny kitten who was angry about getting a...

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One time at the vet’s I was bitten by a tiny kitten who was angry about getting a shot. 

It hurt. 

And I looked at this tiny catling and I said, man, you’ve got swagger. I’ve eaten burgers that weighed more than you. 

She was undaunted.   

Be like Willis today: tiny, bitey, and fearless in the face of danger. 

24 Sep 18:31

team-nerd-angel: waronidiocy: If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled...

















team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

24 Sep 03:14

ellieintheskywithroxy: i-want-my-iwtv: viedzma: sharpestrose: ...



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i-want-my-iwtv:

viedzma:

sharpestrose:

It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably

i’m kinkshaming him anyway

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Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post

24 Sep 03:12

gaybuchanan: is he real



gaybuchanan:

is he real

24 Sep 01:11

weavemama: THERE IS NO DOUBT ABOUT THIS No doubt. The entire...



weavemama:

THERE IS NO DOUBT ABOUT THIS

No doubt. The entire GOP is complicit.

24 Sep 00:54

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23 Sep 20:36

hoothootmotherf-ckers: leverage is basically just chaotic good: the tv show

hoothootmotherf-ckers:

leverage is basically just chaotic good: the tv show

23 Sep 20:07

Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Has Some Thoughts About 'Homosexual Conduct'

by Eleanor Sheehan
ThePrettiestOne

Reminder, Republicans don't understand consent.

Former Alabama Supreme Court chief justice and current Senate candidate Roy Moore, who might be better known for his commitment to blocking gay marriage after it was legalized by the Supreme Court, said in 2005 interview that he thought “homosexual conduct should be illegal.”

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23 Sep 19:54

liberalsarecool: Every country with universal health care does...



liberalsarecool:

Every country with universal health care does not do this.

23 Sep 19:37

Celebrate Batman Day with the best of the Dark Knight on Texts From Superheroes                     ...

Celebrate Batman Day with the best of the Dark Knight on Texts From Superheroes

    

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23 Sep 17:54

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23 Sep 17:43

r-incels: peashooter85: Ancient Egyptian statue of the god...

ThePrettiestOne

Because this is what happens when your wife, the local fertility goddess puts your body back together after it was torn apart.



r-incels:

peashooter85:

Ancient Egyptian statue of the god Osiris

whys it gotta be like that

23 Sep 17:35

just-shower-thoughts: Do you ever wonder if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor”...

just-shower-thoughts:

Do you ever wonder if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both describing the same event from wildly different perspectives?

23 Sep 16:54

wayfarers-all-221: catsbeaversandducks: 2017 Comedy Wildlife...

23 Sep 14:17

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23 Sep 02:14

jadedownthedrain: How cool is this?!



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How cool is this?!

23 Sep 02:10

knightless: dakrolak: owlbear33: chibisquirt: why-animals-do-t...



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dakrolak:

owlbear33:

chibisquirt:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

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Are we sure that foxes are canines? Are we sure they aren’t just big stupid cats?

Ugh what a cutie

I NEED IT

I need 12

foxes aren’t canines…

WELL, they’re certainly not felines.

I’m going to textgrab from this post by prokopetz:

I often see foxes referred to as “catdogs” on Tumblr, but I wonder if folks realise how true that really is.

There’s a phenomenon called convergent evolution that occurs when two taxonomically unrelated species exploit the same ecological niche. The features that are needed to best take advantage of a given niche are pretty much the same everywhere you go; thus, over time, those species will become anatomically and behaviourally similar, even though they’re completely unrelated.

And foxes? Foxes are what you get when an ecosystem has no native small felines, so a canine species evolves to take advantage of the ecological niche that would have been exploited by a small feline, if one existed.

In other words, a fox is literally what you get when a dog tries to cat.

So, in a way…

#omg #I knew I had a huge reason for loving foxs #other than #you know #loving fox

on a similar note, hyenas are what happens when there are no dogs so felines fill that niche, Hyenas particularly spotted hyenas are wolfcats

*mind blown*

@captainchibale

22 Sep 23:29

glumshoe: electoralcollege: An interesting thing about VeggieTales is that the Bible stories it...

ThePrettiestOne

Human Jesus, but eating carrots, to represent how how religion consumes our humanity

glumshoe:

electoralcollege:

An interesting thing about VeggieTales is that the Bible stories it retells are mostly restricted to the Old Testament, because the creator made a promise to his mother that he would never depict Jesus as a vegetable

coward should have just included Jesus as a human living alongside the talking vegetables without question

make him a fruit, loophole found. apricot jesus.

22 Sep 23:26

silver-rayn123: mamoru: lolodapsycho: this-isnt-my-bra: Once my friend Henry was accused of...

silver-rayn123:

mamoru:

lolodapsycho:

this-isnt-my-bra:

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying

The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.  

The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore.

Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year. 

The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

22 Sep 20:43

bechdels: a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

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a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

22 Sep 20:23

the-movemnt: Watch: The Talk’s Sheryl Underwood gets choked up...

22 Sep 19:38

10+ Dark And Funny Animal Comics That Show What Is Really Happening Out In The Wild

by Greta J.

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22 Sep 19:34

sketchshark: A simply drawn man.





sketchshark:

A simply drawn man.

22 Sep 19:33

pinkcheesegreenghost: cosmic-noir: ihatewhiteguys: emiratizay...





















pinkcheesegreenghost:

cosmic-noir:

ihatewhiteguys:

emiratizayn:

and the Iraqi people welcomed the Americans with flowers. I wanted to set a historical event to teach Bush a lesson from the Iraqis, telling him you lied, we did not welcome you with flowers, and instead we are saying goodbye with our shoes.“ 

Muntaza Al Zaidi, the Iraqi reporter who became known as the guy who threw a shoe at Bush and later ended up in jail for three years because of it. 

Bush deserved much more than a shoe to his head.

his name is actually Muntadhar al-Zaidi

22 Sep 19:12

rasamune: dickslapthestate: awwwwwwwsocute: Pup interrupts...



rasamune:

dickslapthestate:

awwwwwwwsocute:

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

what a good boy

i’m not sure how i expected that interview to go

22 Sep 18:59

afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: The phenomenon of young conservatives being surrounded by...

afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

The phenomenon of young conservatives being surrounded by liberalism at colleges and social media and then seriously thinking that conservatism is some sort of counterculture movement while the right holds control over every branch of the federal government and most state governments always makes my head spin

Fight back! Support the president, congress, and the Fortune 500!

22 Sep 17:08

Tom Price's Team Has a Ridiculous Excuse for Why He Wasted All Our Money on Private Jets

by Rafi Schwartz

Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price has claimed that the estimated $300,000 in taxpayer dollars he has spent on chartered airplanes while in office is actually a huge favor to all of us.

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22 Sep 16:48

Education Department Officially Rescinds Obama-Era Protections For Sexual Assault Survivors

by Prachi Gupta on The Slot, shared by Joanna Rothkopf to Jezebel
ThePrettiestOne

Pro-Rape Administration.

On Friday, the Education Department rescinded Obama-era guidelines on how universities and colleges address campus sexual assault, putting “interim rules in place,” the AP reports.

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22 Sep 16:41

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by Lar deSouza

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