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20 Sep 07:14

Which are You?

Which are You?

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: businesses , bosses , leaders , monday thru friday , g rated Share on Facebook
20 Sep 07:11

This Isn't Photoshopped of the Day: NASA Mars Rovers Accidentally Drew This

This Isn't Photoshopped of the Day: NASA Mars Rovers Accidentally Drew This

This may be the most expensive penis graffiti in the history of humanity. NASA's twin exploration rovers Spirit and Opportunity accidentally drew what appears to be a large phallus during their 10km-plus exploration on the surface of Mars. The discovery was first made yesterday by Redditor radioactive_toy in a post submitted to the /r/pics subreddit, which quickly reached the frontpage and temporarily brought down the NASA web server as a result of the "Reddit Effect."

Submitted by: Unknown (via The Huffington Post)

Tagged: fail nation Share on Facebook
20 Sep 07:05

Mug Prank WIN

Mug Prank WIN

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

Tagged: insect , design , prank , mug , g rated , win Share on Facebook
23 Aug 06:36

A picture of Earth through time

by Emily Wood
Today, we're making it possible for you to go back in time and get a stunning historical perspective on the changes to the Earth’s surface over time. Working with the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS), NASA and TIME, we're releasing more than a quarter-century of images of Earth taken from space, compiled for the first time into an interactive time-lapse experience. We believe this is the most comprehensive picture of our changing planet ever made available to the public.

Built from millions of satellite images and trillions of pixels, you can explore this global, zoomable time-lapse map as part of TIME's new Timelapse project. View stunning phenomena such as the sprouting of Dubai’s artificial Palm Islands, the retreat of Alaska’s Columbia Glacier, the deforestation of the Brazilian Amazon and urban growth in Las Vegas from 1984 to 2012:



Feel free to share these GIFs! More examples can be found on Google+.

The images were collected as part of an ongoing joint mission between the USGS and NASA called Landsat. Their satellites have been observing earth from space since the 1970s—with all of the images sent back to Earth and archived on USGS tape drives that look something like this example (courtesy of the USGS).

We started working with the USGS in 2009 to make this historic archive of earth imagery available online. Using Google Earth Engine technology, we sifted through 2,068,467 images—a total of 909 terabytes of data—to find the highest-quality pixels (e.g., those without clouds), for every year since 1984 and for every spot on Earth. We then compiled these into enormous planetary images, 1.78 terapixels each, one for each year.

As the final step, we worked with the CREATE Lab at Carnegie Mellon University, recipients of a Google Focused Research Award, to convert these annual Earth images into a seamless, browsable HTML5 animation. Check it out on Google’s Timelapse website.

Much like the iconic image of Earth from the Apollo 17 mission—which had a profound effect on many of us—this time-lapse map is not only fascinating to explore, but we also hope it can inform the global community’s thinking about how we live on our planet and the policies that will guide us in the future. A special thanks to all our partners who helped us to make this happen.

Posted by Rebecca Moore, Engineering Manager, Google Earth Engine & Earth Outreach
15 May 10:59

Tweeting Moments

by Kaly
Phlamingho

bange for det bliver mig det der!

Tweeting Moments (image : tweeting)

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15 May 10:58

At some point, all programmers will experience this

by Kaly

 At some point, all programmers will experience this (image : programming)

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15 May 10:56

Medic-Alert Bracelet

by Kaly

Medic Alert Bracelet (image : medicalertbracelet)

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15 May 10:48

Pooping Chihuahua Turns Red. The Good Puppy Table Lamp Now Comes In Ferrari Red.

by laura sweet



About 10 months ago I introduced you to the defecating dog lamps by UK artist Whathisname.  Now he has created a Ferrari red version of The Good Puppy Table Lamp, a pooping Chihuahua whose turd is actually the on/off switch.



Step on the poo to turn the lamp on or off:


The bow is now magnetic and you can take it off anytime:


The black Good Puppy Table Lamp and the Good Boy Floor Lamp:


For pricing, and availability contact What's His Name



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15 May 07:18

Om Nom Nom Feed Me Your Neocortex!

Om Nom Nom Feed Me Your Neocortex!

Mine hasn't fully developed yet so I want yours!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: zombie , braaains , parenting , funny
15 May 07:11

Close Call During Grenade Training

Close Call During Grenade Training

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: gifs , China , army , funny , grenades
15 May 07:06

Maybe That's What an Alien No-No Tube Looks Like

Maybe That's What an Alien No-No Tube Looks Like

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: Aliens , genitals , Mars , funny
15 May 07:02

Kite Flying WIN

Kite Flying WIN

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: dragon , design , kites , flying
15 May 07:00

200 Pages of Reports to Read? More Like Curing Cancer!

200 Pages of Reports to Read? More Like Curing Cancer!

Submitted by: Unknown

15 May 06:59

There Are Some Things Men Just Can't get Away With

There Are Some Things Men Just Can't get Away With

Submitted by: Unknown

15 May 06:51

Keep Your Friends Close, and Your Enemas Closer

Keep Your Friends Close, and Your Enemas Closer

Submitted by: Unknown

14 May 08:07

Watch Lockheed Martin’s ADAM laser destroy a missile mid-flight

by Matthew Humphries
ADAM_missiledestroy_02
As well as providing the equipment necessary to fire missiles, defense contractors also want to offer customers the ability to defend against them. Lockheed Martin is doing just that with its Area Defense…
14 May 07:16

Piracy research once again shows biggest downloaders spend the most

by Russell Holly
Bad piracy
As the global conversation surrounding file sharing and piracy continues, a new report showing the behavior of the most extreme downloaders adds a relevant but often missing piece of information — how much…
14 May 07:13

Samsung achieves 1 Gbps data transfer using 5G network

by Russell Holly
Samsung Gigabit
While many of us are just starting to enjoy the benefits of early 4G networks, Samsung is looking at what it would take to build a gigabit wireless network for 5G. Unless you…
14 May 07:12

Bitcoin mining network 8 times faster than top 500 supercomputers

by Graham Templeton
Phlamingho

Vildt!

Bitcoin mining rig
Bitcoin's mining "industry" has led to a network 8 times more powerful than the world's top 500 super-computers, combined.
14 May 07:08

It's Wednesday

image

And you just watched a dog masturbate.

08 May 10:52

Klutz-Proof All the Hardware!

Klutz-Proof All the Hardware!

Submitted by: Unknown

08 May 07:32

Leather Animals In A Paper Jungle For Hermès Window Installation.

by laura sweet




For its 13th Carte Blanche, the Hermès store at Hong Kong International Airport is exhibiting a piece by the French artists Zim&Zou, 'The Eternal Jungle', which is an invitation into the wild. (Some of you may recall that I previously posted about the paper crafts of Zim&Zou.)



The window installation creates an intriguing contrast between the jungle, a world that is dominated by wild animals, and one of great refinement, the world of Hermès.




The window is influenced by the abundance of vegetation in Hong Kong and showcases Hermès accessories (such as scarves, jewelry, bets and ties) and a Monkey, a Toucan and a Chameleon crafted of leather off-cuts from the workshops of Hermès.

If this sounds a little familiar, it is much like the lovingly crafted animals made with Louis Vuitton leather goods for their window displays by Billie Achilleous.

Monkey and Hermès tie:

Chameleon and Hermès bracelet:

Toucan and Hermès necklace:


The installation displays the finest skills in paper-cut art and leatherwork. Remaining faithful to its original purity, the artists create intricate objects with the paper, a material both beautiful and versatile.



A look at the impressively crafted animals.

The Monkey:


The Monkey in the display:


The Toucan:


The Toucan in the display:


The Chameleon:


The Chameleon in the display:

The window as it appears in the Hong Kong International Airport:


Zim and Zou

Don't miss this post about another artist who has crafted small animals of leather for Louis Vuitton Window displays:
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08 May 07:09

17. April, 2013

06 May 07:25

Modder builds real-life Dead Space plasma cutter that burns through wood

by James Plafke
Plasma cutter
If you found Dead Space to be more like Resident Evil than Silent Hill (as in, not scary even a little), you’d still have to admit, the weapons and geometrical enemy dismemberment were pretty cool. What’s…
06 May 07:23

Converge SE

Seal breaking a dock and knocking a bunch of other seals in the water - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

I’m in South Carolina for Converge SE this weekend. This is how I feel whenever I meet new people. If you see me, say hi!

24 Apr 06:55

"Color or size?"

“Color or size?”

- My (unfortunate) response to a plus-sized African-American client who asked me to make her look lighter in a photo. 
24 Apr 06:51

Breakin 2: Electric Shamu

Killer Whale knocks lady off platform at SeaWorld - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

We gotta save the rec center from being demolished! C’mon Janice, let’s break dance.

23 Apr 07:26

Tombstone Face Follows You Around

by Vurdlak
Phlamingho

Det er sku sygt! :-/

Here’s an interesting, yet spooky tombstone my brother stumbled upon while visiting Paris. Based on famous “Hollow Face” illusion (examples can be found here and here), face of the deceased doctor follows you around, as you’re passing-by his final resting place. I can’t imagine how one would react if he encountered this during the night, with full moon shining over the doctor’s face… Feel free to imagine! In case I haven’t fully explained the illusion – Hollow Face appears embossed / convex, even though the shape is actually carved deep into the tombstone…

Tombstone Face Follows You Around
Tombstone Face Follows You Around

23 Apr 07:23

The Nic-o-Dick

by Mr. Pink

This is just… damn it. I laughed until I was in tears.

22 Apr 07:35

Good vibrations — Tuning fork hitting water at 1600fps

by Russell Holly
Tuning Fork slow motion
Most people have seen a video of a single drop of water hit a puddle in slow motion, but have you ever seen a tuning fork hit that same puddle? More importantly, have…