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18 Aug 04:00

August 18, 2014


Only 4 days left to submit for BAHFest!
18 Aug 17:49

My favourite line from Charlie Brookers 'A Touch of Cloth'

15 Aug 22:40

Sakurai shares his divine wisdom

16 Aug 08:32

The first time I masturbated

16 Aug 04:00

August 16, 2014


Kerpow!
16 Aug 15:01

And that's when the fight began

16 Aug 23:22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

17 Aug 00:47

I'm going to hell for this one.

17 Aug 08:57

women

17 Aug 04:00

August 17, 2014


Only 5 days left to submit for BAHFest!
17 Aug 14:07

Trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

17 Aug 14:07

Been a while since I've seen some cooking comically on here. And it's nearly midnight here in Chicago. Perfect time to gather ingredients for 2 AM chili.

17 Aug 18:55

What is your greatest strength as an employee?

15 Aug 10:40

So...Where can I take ya?

15 Aug 14:07

August 15, 2014


Only one week left to put in your entry for BAHFest!
15 Aug 02:03

Anon is living on a farm

14 Aug 19:23

It's true

14 Aug 00:00

Short: Crane Game

New Cyanide and Happiness Short.
14 Aug 07:10

Friend linked this too me from FunnyJunk

14 Aug 10:39

Ever get so excited that you Zoidberg?

13 Aug 16:53

I know this is not the truth, but I giggled.

13 Aug 10:53

Report: Hospital CEO Was a Big Help in Clinic Today

by The Punky-Looking Kiddo

ST. LOUIS, MO – Outpatient care sources are reporting that Sacred Heart Hospital CEO David Larson III really helped out during clinic today.

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Synergy is key. Wiping butts and synergy

“Dave really went the extra mile,” said clinic nurse Wilma Doggins. “He was our little Energizer bunny – checking in patients, typing up H&P’s with the interns, even wiping down the examining tables. We finished an hour early. Clinic sure was a breeze with him around!”

According to front desk clerk Eddie Mills, Larson hopped right out of the back seat of his Bentley at 8:55 AM, whipped off his Hugo Boss jacket , rolled up his Armani sleeves, then started taking vitals and doing room to room dipsticks and guaiacs.

“And he had a smile on his face the whole time,” said Mills. “I don’t think he even has any medical training, so I was pretty surprised at how efficient he was. Man, the patients loved him.”

Clinic patient Leonard Jacobson, who was seen today by Larson for chronic hepatitis, agreed. “I didn’t know there were CEO’s at hospitals, since they ain’t really, you know, businesses or whatever? But I guess if all executives are as good at taking care of patients as Dave is, we should try to get a whole bunch of CEO’s!”

“I’ve never had a more gentle rectal exam,” added Jacobson.

The 58 year-old Larson, who holds an MBA from Wharton and earns a salary in excess of $2.8 million, also assists at the pediatric and chronic pain clinics, routinely replaces hand sanitizer in the ward dispensers, and rounds with the cardiac surgery team at 6AM on Saturdays.

“I heard he scrubbed in to retract on a liver transplant last week,” reported scrub tech Shelton Connors. “And that was a nine-hour case. Actually, he’s in the OR so much he’s starting to tick off the medical students.”

Larson could not be reached for comment at press time, as he was busy preparing lunch in the hospital cafeteria.

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12 Aug 04:00

August 12, 2014


Only ten days left to submit for BAHFest!
10 Aug 16:18

Got into a vaccination debate with my friend tonight. This is how the conversation went almost verbatim

09 Aug 21:58

What "Soaking" Is

10 Aug 21:45

Think of it as a movie.

10 Aug 22:28

Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.

10 Aug 22:28

Yeah, no more WebMD bullshit.

11 Aug 14:11

The Pillsburry Dough Boy's butt hole

11 Aug 18:29

If the Queen wants cake, bitch she's gonna get cake