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Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Summer's beloved fruit, the watermelon, can get pretty messy to eat. Instead of serving the melon in traditional wedges, cut it into sticks—easy finger foods.
This is a book-only storyline, but it can't hurt to offer a sneak-peek. Please excuse the awkward generic-ness of this crowd as it stands. I'd rather shuffle the crowd around the cameos of my beloved backers than vice-versa, so it's a placeholder for now. Kickstarter's still in progress, see below!
Wonderalla: Technically a superhero!
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML