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02 Sep 19:00

First Day of School: Before and After

07 Jul 01:27

Anonymous says FML

by Anonymous

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

11 Jul 18:00

Cut a Watermelon into Sticks (Perfect for Kids and Parties)

by Melanie Pinola

Cut a Watermelon into Sticks (Perfect for Kids and Parties)

Summer's beloved fruit, the watermelon, can get pretty messy to eat. Instead of serving the melon in traditional wedges, cut it into sticks—easy finger foods.

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01 Aug 23:00

Bet He's Looking at Stars or Some Dumb Crap Like That

03 Aug 16:01

Origin Preview Page 1

by Justin Pierce

This is a book-only storyline, but it can't hurt to offer a sneak-peek. Please excuse the awkward generic-ness of this crowd as it stands. I'd rather shuffle the crowd around the cameos of my beloved backers than vice-versa, so it's a placeholder for now. Kickstarter's still in progress, see below!

CLICK HERE

19 Jun 22:30

Is That a Self-Rebound?

Is That a Self-Rebound?

Submitted by: (via CoolAsACucumber)

Tagged: sports , gifs , basketball , g rated , win
30 Mar 23:00

How to Keep Students Under Control

29 Mar 17:12

Rhapsody in BOOZE

by Justin Pierce
Phil Goetz

Wonderalla: Technically a superhero!

Please do not give Kool-aid to babies.

25 Feb 23:00

How to Justify Upgrading Your Computer

by Scott Meyer

As always, thanks for using my Amazon Affiliate links (USUKCanada).

20 Mar 19:29

This Kid Says What We're All Thinking

This Kid Says What We're All Thinking

Submitted by: (via f4bulazy)

Tagged: kids , adult , parenting , weird
14 Mar 05:07

Anonymous says FML

by Anonymous

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

31 Jan 23:50

mylifesucks says FML

by mylifesucks

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

12 Mar 21:00

Complementary Coincidence

05 Mar 00:00

Land Mammals

Bacteria still outweigh us thousands to one--and that's not even counting the several pounds of them in your body.
30 Jan 23:30

Trust Us, We're Experts

Trust Us, We're Experts

Submitted by: Unknown

17 Nov 20:00

"IKEA," a Parody Movie That Proves that Shopping for Furniture is as Desperate as Space Travel

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: ikea , funny , Video , dating , g rated
18 Feb 18:00

How to Make Your Husband do All the Parenting With One Easy Trick

How to Make Your Husband do All the Parenting With One Easy Trick

Submitted by: darwinmommy

Tagged: Babies , dads , parenting , batman , failbook
02 Feb 15:00

Just Refill the Pot, Okay?

Just Refill the Pot, Okay?

Submitted by: Unknown

20 Jan 18:00

Public Service Announcement: How to Find a Lost Pet

Public Service Announcement: How to Find a Lost Pet

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: pets , pro tip , life hacks , g rated , win
08 Jan 00:00

In Case You Were Unaware, Amazon Can Ship BIG Stuff...

In Case You Were Unaware, Amazon Can Ship BIG Stuff...

Submitted by: Unknown

08 Jan 10:00

Blacklisted

by Christopher Wright
24 Dec 16:00

Insidiously Good Panhandling Strategy

Insidiously Good Panhandling Strategy

Submitted by: Unknown

15 Dec 17:00

Manufactured Hype

Manufactured Hype

Submitted by: Unknown

09 Dec 21:01

igotpride says FML

by igotpride

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

14 Dec 06:38

The_Rest_of_the_Story says FML

by The_Rest_of_the_Story

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

13 Dec 03:08

justin says FML

by justin

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

09 Dec 16:30

A Meeting of Two Greats

A Meeting of Two Greats

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

Tagged: colonel sanders , jesus , kfc , g rated , win
09 Dec 17:00

Hours of Work, Totally Gone

08 Dec 18:00

Santa is Up to Something Diabolical

Santa is Up to Something Diabolical

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

03 Dec 00:05

Kids These Days...

Kids These Days...

Link for the lazy.

Submitted by: Unknown (via kcapulet)