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Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
I feel so sorry for the people who missed that class.