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15 Dec 22:26

Cat-Mas Tree

by Brinke

If you think getting THESE Cat-Mas Lights untangled is gonna be a tough job, you’d be right.

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From Myriam H.’s photos on Google+.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Cats, Christmas 2014
15 Dec 22:18

Geek Toys : Lumi T-Shirt Photo Printing Kit

Use photosensitive inks to print on shirts using the power of sunlight.
15 Dec 22:18

No, Having a Tinder Profile Is Not Cheating

by Tracy Moore

No, Having a Tinder Profile Is Not Cheating

Pizza Hut has begun testing eye-tracking software with Tobii Technology to predict which pizza toppings you'll order based on what you stare at longest. The company says it has been 98 percent accurate so far.

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12 Dec 17:47

Hero Dumb Girl Is Like 'Can I Fly The Plane,' Mexican Pilot Like, 'OK'

by Jia Tolentino

Hero Dumb Girl Is Like 'Can I Fly The Plane,' Mexican Pilot Like, 'OK'

RIP the airline career of the Mexican pilot who allowed 23-year-old singer Esmeralda Ugalde and 19-year-old actress Samadhi Zendejas into the cockpit of his plane in the middle of a flight so they could (I'm guessing) fake-twiddle the knobs, use the PA system to tell all the passengers their refrigerators were running, and take photos of tha coolest flight evarrr that Esmeralda would then post for the benefit of her 40,000 Twitter followers.

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11 Dec 15:18

Former porn star wears Pastafarian cap in driver license photo

by Mark Frauenfelder

From World's Best Ever: "Asia Carrera aka Asia Lemmon aka Jessica Steinhauser is the 4th person in the United States to be permitted to exercise her religious freedom and don the cap of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for her driver’s license photo." Read the rest

11 Dec 15:18

This Driver Seriously Makes a 97-Point Turn While Exiting a Parking Spot

by Ryan-Roschke

One driver recently had a lot of trouble pulling out of a parking spot in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The video, which is making its rounds on Reddit, shows a parking-lot video, almost five minutes in length, in which it takes an alleged 97-point turn to exit a parking lot. There's not much else to say; you really have to watch for yourself. Check out the video above, and be sure to watch more hilarious viral videos when you're done.

11 Dec 15:12

Child Molester Won $3 Million Lottery Jackpot Because of His Good Karma

by Gabrielle Bluestone

Child Molester Won $3 Million Lottery Jackpot Because of His Good Karma

Florida's newest millionaire is a 43-year-old 450-pound convicted child molester who finally caught a break this week when he won a multi-million dollar scratch-off jackpot.

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11 Dec 15:11

Uber Offers $31 to Woman After Driver Asks Her if She Likes Blow Jobs

by Rebecca Rose

Uber Offers $31 to Woman After Driver Asks Her if She Likes Blow Jobs

A woman in London said she was sexually harassed by an Uber driver who asked if she liked blow jobs and offered to pull down a side street and perform "sucky sucky" on her during her route.

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11 Dec 15:09

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(615): Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad.
11 Dec 15:09

I Gotta Go Outside In THIS?

by Brinke

1369217466_11fb2ed449_oYes little pal- it’s quarter after 1 in the morning, and we’re getting hit with the Storm Of The Decade at C.O. HQ in Silicon Valley. Batten down the hatches, then head out there and take care of that business!

(Flickr Foto by Jon C.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: puppeh, The Wet Death
11 Dec 15:01

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(519): You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
11 Dec 15:00

The Keyboard Waffle Iron — Faith's Daily Find 12.11.14

by Faith Durand

The Keyboard Waffle Iron

• Starts at $60 at Kickstarter

We don't usually feature Kickstarter products here (at least until they've been funded) but our team's collective love of waffles and keyboards exploded in one big moment of delight over this waffle iron. Both old-school and newfangled, it's inspired by the designer's one-off typewriter-turned-waffle maker, an image that promptly went viral. This stovetop version is currently up for funding on Kickstarter.

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11 Dec 14:54

London's First Cereal Café Is Now Open — Food News

by Ariel Knutson
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Cereal Killer is London's first shop that sells all things cereal. It opened yesterday, December 10th. The shop sells hard-to-find classics like Urkel–O's and then classics like Lucky Charms. There will also be cereal merchandise, sweets made with cereal, and vintage cereal posters.

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10 Dec 22:48

Swiss McDonald's Treats Customers to Free Side of Softcore Porn

by Hudson Hongo

Swiss McDonald's Treats Customers to Free Side of Softcore Porn

Ah, Switzerland, the land of chocolate, cuckoo clocks and, if you ask nicely, Big Macs served with a healthy helping of cunnilingus.

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10 Dec 22:47

Craigslist Dude Wants To Get Rid of Ex-Wife's 'Stupid Christmas Shit'

by Rebecca Rose

Craigslist Dude Wants To Get Rid of Ex-Wife's 'Stupid Christmas Shit'

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! 'Tis the season to be jolly! And to post ads on Craigslist complaining about the crap your ex left behind when they dumped you.

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10 Dec 22:46

San Francisco Bay Area Super Mario World map, complete with BART trains

by Xeni Jardin
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Robert Bacon has created one hell of a mapsterpiece. Read the rest

10 Dec 20:33

No Bullshit Grandma Fights Off Three Teens Trying to Steal Her Car

by Aleksander Chan

No Bullshit Grandma Fights Off Three Teens Trying to Steal Her Car

Indianapolis police are searching for three teenagers who allegedly left 67-year-old Kay Kise with broken bones, bleeding on her brain, and an eye swollen shut after the group allegedly tried to steal the grandmother's van at gunpoint.

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10 Dec 20:16

Grottos to Game of Thrones: 16 Jaw-Dropping Restaurants

by Steph
[ By Steph in Destinations & Sights & Travel. ]

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You’ll have a hard time chewing with your mouth closed as you dine at these incredible jaw-dropping establishments around the world, from a hanging cliffside restaurant in China to a cantilevered overlook at a ski resort in France. Forget minding your manners, because whether you’re at a slightly silly theme restaurant that feels like being dropped into Game of Thrones or an all-white cafe decorated with 10,000 bones, you won’t be able to help gawking at your surroundings.

Hueso Bone Restaurant, Guadalajara, Mexico

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As long as you’re not squeamish about looking at hundreds of bones as you eat, you’ll have an incredible meal at Hueso (‘Bone’), a stylish modern Guadalajara restaurant with a very precise 10,000 bones tucked into every available nook, niche and wall surface. The concept restaurant, located in a 1940s home, features a graphic black-and-white tile exterior inspired by stitching and sewing patterns. The design, by Cadena + Asociados, was “inspired by a Darwinian vision.”

Labassin Waterfall Restaurant, Phillippines
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Guests at Villa Esucdero in San Pablo City, the Philippines had better be wearing water-resistant shoes when they take a seat at the Labassin restaurant, where bamboo dining tables await beside a roaring waterfall. Only a few inches of water stream over the artificial waterfall, making it safe to walk right up to it and lean against it if you so desire, so guests often mix their dining experience with water play. The restaurant is attached to a church converted to a museum, and located in an area with some of the richest biodiversity in the world.

Medieval Tavern Brabant, Prague, Czech Republic

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You could go to Tavern Brabant for the somewhat silly historical medieval show, or just to gawp at the surroundings and pretend like you’re in Game of Thrones. You pay a flat fee to enter, watch the show, feast on all you can eat, and enjoy two large drinks. It’s located along Prague’s Royal Way in Old Town and features (presumably) fake skulls set into the stone walls.

Ithaa Undersea Restaurant, Rangali Island, Maldives
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Ithaa Undersea Restaurant

The world’s first all-glass undersea restaurant sits 16 feet beneath the surface of the sea just off Maldives, offering a 270-degree view of a coral reef. Expect to pay at least $120 for lunch as a hotel guest – and you’d better have a reservation. The restaurant is accessed via a spiral staircase descending from a pavilion at the end of a jetty.

Restaurant in the Sky

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The traveling ‘Dinner in the Sky‘ restaurant brings a 29-foot table seating 22 people to stunning locations all over the world, suspending diners hundreds of feet above the ground. Dangling from a crane, the table is entirely open-air, so you’d better not be afraid of heights. Dinner packages typically start at around $300 per person. The company also offers special packages like ‘Party in the Sky,’ ‘Wedding in the Sky’ and ‘Meeting in the Sky,’ if you’re so inclined.

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09 Dec 15:59

We KNOW You Can Drive, Maddie…

by Brinke

…but how are you going to get that Christmas Tree through the front door?

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(Maddie On Things.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Christmas 2014, Maddie
09 Dec 15:59

I Haz iChat?

by Brinke

PCUROXR[You’d theenk they could make one of these things A LITTLE BIGGER. You know, the iCat for people my size.] (Reddit.)

[OK maybe not THIS big.]

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Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: kitteh, Shameless Apple Plug
09 Dec 15:58

OK, A…Swan Photobomb?

by Brinke

Checked through the comprehensive C.O. Archives- which you can do, just search “Photobomb” in the box- and determined that this is THE first Swan Photobomb we’ve ever run. Fanfare from the orchestra, please!

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Thanks to Vajda B., who found this on The Facebooksters.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, Photobomb
09 Dec 15:58

Top Ten Cutest Photos Of 2014!

by Meg

shutterstock_80614225It’s already time for the OFFICIAL Cute Overload Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2014. As in year’s past, we stuffed all of the year’s data into a vintage Apple II computer, and these are the results! Yeah, there’s more than ten photos here- some posts had multiple images, dig? Thank you to all our Peeps who sent photos in during the year. (Have a photo you’d like to send in? Here’s all you need to do. One week from today- our Top Ten Cutest Videos.)

#10 Cutest Photo of 2014:
And a Puppy New Year to everyone!

We hope everyone got home safe and sound last night. While it’s still a little early in the US (yawn) it’s time to get back to work with some…Dog Shaming! Great way to kick off 2014!

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#9 Cutest Photo of 2014:
This Is My “No, I DIDN’T Like That” Look, OK?

We think we’re doing them a favor by giving them a bath, with all sorts of warm soapy water, baby talk, (Now who’s the snookums wookums? YOU are), gently toweling them off, and such.

This is a crucial error on our part. The eventual payback is looming, and either we’re gonna get it, or the curtains will.

[Yes, this has the “Impending Doom” tag. -Ed.]

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From The Panda Of Boredom.

#8 Cutest Photo of 2014:
Caturday: My, Milo! What BEEG EYES U Have!

“This is Milo, he’s a rescue we adopted from McHenry Animal Outreach almost four years ago. In this picture he is playing one of our cats favorite games, making the bed. He really hopes you pick him to be a part of Cute Overload!” -Jessica M.

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#7 Cutest Photo of 2014:
Happiness IS A Warm Puppeh

Is THIS one of THE PROSHEST faces EVER? Yes. Yes, it is.

Spotted this little maniac on Arbroath. Their headline is “Groucho Barx.” I really wanted to swipe use their headline- sometimes you just can’t improve on that kinda greatness.

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#6 Cutest Photo of 2014:
Just Another Quokka Monday, Whoa-Oh

We thought you would like to start the week totally discombobulated. Once you see these…..you will be.

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Wowsers!

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We’ve featured Quokkas a time or two. Quokkas are a small marsupial native to a small corner of southwestern Australia.

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Submitter Nancy K. says “Ooohhh, so cute it will burn your eyes out.”

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Southwestern Australia, eh? I am leaving for there later today.

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Charging the Quantas airfare to Meg. Gotta do what I gotta do.

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Gonna meet me some Quokkas, I am.

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Title inspired by The Bangles. Will file dispatches from Down Under as time permits.

#5 Cutest Photo of 2014:
Rats! It’s A Teddy Bear Thing

Several years ago, two women decided to start taking photos of Little Ratsos holding Teddy Bears. As Bored Panda notes, they went viral again a few days ago.

And why not?

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#4 Cutest Photo of 2014:
He’s Gotcha Right Where He Wants Ya

You can’t resist, so just give up now. Not as messy.

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Spotted on Statigram.

#3 Cutest Photo of 2014:
Dogs & Cats Living Together…Mass Hysteria!

Photographer Bert Jonkhans took these terrific shots of Hessel The Labrador Retriever and Hannes The Cat at their home in The Netherlands.

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#2 Cutest Photo of 2014:
OK, Time To Break The Interwebs

THIS JUST IN from Dual Cuteporters Tracey M. and Erin D. This female pup (#681) was found September 30th, on Coastways Beach in Northern California between the San Mateo and Santa Cruz county line. WARNING: This is SO Cute- you should be sitting down. If you fall over from The Cute and smack yer head- not our fault. OK- proceed.

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She is now at the Shedd Aquarium after a month-long stay at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

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Quoting ABC7, “On arrival at Monterey Bay Aquarium, ‘681’ weighed 1.0kg..”

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“…which is tiny for a newborn sea otter, and she had been separated from mom for at least 16 hours,” said Karl Mayer, Animal Care Coordinator for the Sea Otter Program.

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“This meant it was critical that we begin to get calories into her as quickly as possible.”

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Photos from KGO-ABC7 in San Francisco.

#1 Cutest photo of 2014:
Hamster. In A Very Small Sweater.

Roll up the InterTubes and go home. That’s all there is for today. Thanks for coming. Drive safely.

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June T. sent this in, and we are forever in her debt.

Top Ten Archives! (RIP to 2008, MIA and no one knows why)

Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2013
Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2012
Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2011
Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2010
Top Cute Videos of 2010
Ten Most Popular Posts of 2009
Teh Best of Teh Best of Teh Cute 2007

TOP 10 image from Shutterstock.


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09 Dec 15:54

20 Days Until Christmas!

by luke

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Only 20 days until Christmas! It feels like we just cut the turkey yesterday. Who wants to come hang my Christmas lights? Huh? Any taker? C’monnnnn!

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The post 20 Days Until Christmas! appeared first on People Of Walmart.

09 Dec 15:54

Winter Booty

by luke

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Well it’s December so clearly it’s time for your winter booty shorts.

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The post Winter Booty appeared first on People Of Walmart.

09 Dec 15:51

Straight Down the Chute

by Dave

An interview with skier Cody Townsend about the “Most insane ski line EVER.”

 

Where is this spot?

The location of this line is a semi-secret. It’s in Alaska somewhere is the closest answer I can give. Which really doesn’t narrow it down very much because Alaska has more mountainous terrain than anywhere else in the world.
 
How did you find it?

I found that line by pure chance. I had been explicitly looking for a chute like this for more than 5 years. This one just happened to pop up at the right time.
 
Was that your first time skiing it?

That was my first time skiing it. Didn’t want to do that one twice!
 
How fast do you think you were going?

I was an alpine Downhill racer until I was 20 years old and have been clocked at more than 93mph in a race course. While this chute wasn’t as fast as that, it was the closest I’ve been to it since I ski raced. I’d guestimate I was going about 70+ mph at the bottom.
 
What’s going on in your head before a line like that?

The main thing going on in my head before it was that it was completely doable and I visualized skiing it in my head 100 times before dropping in. By that point, you can’t even imagine yourself falling or making a mistake. So to be honest, while I did have some butterflies in my stomach, I wasn’t that scared. It was actually once I got into the chute that I got more scared and realized how fast I was going, how long the chute was and how narrow the bottom truly was.  That’s why I was so damn fired up when I finally got out of that thing in one piece.
 

The post Straight Down the Chute appeared first on The World's Best Ever: Design, Fashion, Art, Music, Photography, Lifestyle, Entertainment.

09 Dec 15:45

(319): the only thing I remember...

(319): the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong.
09 Dec 15:38

Predictable: bare-rotored flying misletoe-copter at T.G.I. Friday's slices up bystander's face

by Cory Doctorow


A newspaper photographer reporting on a TGI Friday's flying "Mobile Mistletoe" drone had her face sliced open by the 23" drone's six bare rotors, and Friday's blamed her for the injury, saying she flinched when the restaurant's drone pilot landed a smaller copter on her outstretched hand. Read the rest

04 Dec 20:19

Fuck What You Heard, This Alleged Teen Xanax Dealer's Mugshot Is Cute

by Jay Hathaway

Fuck What You Heard, This Alleged Teen Xanax Dealer's Mugshot Is Cute

If the explosion of attention around "hot mugshot guy" Jeremy Meeks earlier this year proved anything, it's that America is thirsty for sexy alleged criminals. It was only a matter of time before someone was anointed "cute mugshot girl," and 18-year-old Alysa Bathrick is your lucky winner.

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03 Dec 21:43

Pizza Hut Australia Rolls Out Doritos-Crusted Pies

by Clint Rainey

So, here are some things that have been desecrated with the addition of Doritos in the last year.

Soda
Salmon
Nachos
Cheetos

We can now add pizza, specifically, the Doritos Crunchy Crust Pizza, to that list. Pizza Hut Australia says it "spent months developing" the recipe, which doesn't seem to involve any special ingredients or techniques as much as it does crumbled chips more or less glued to the crust with shredded mozzarella and cheddar.

Shock, awe, and mozzarella. Photo: Pizza Hut Australia

In real life it looks much more primordial, like the Hieronymus Bosch of pies.

Pizza Hut + Doritos = new Doritos Crunchy Crust. #PizzaHutCrunch pic.twitter.com/7aqo7IE1CO

— the AU review (@theAUreview) December 3, 2014

So far, the reviews are calling this one "average" and "a bit intense on the stomach." At least this promotion doesn't involve any free live hamsters.

[Pizza Hut Australia/Facebook, Pizza Marketplace]

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Filed Under: peak doritos, doritofied, doritos, doritos crunchy crust pizza, pizza, pizza hut australia, the chain gang

03 Dec 19:57

Kitten-Themed iPhone App for Kids Featured Ads for NuvaRing

by Anna Merlan

Kitten-Themed iPhone App for Kids Featured Ads for NuvaRing

An eight-year-old girl playing an iPhone game about cats called "My Talking Tom" was understandably a little confused — and, in that eight-year-old way, verrrrry curious — when a pop-up ad appeared asking, "Tired of Your Birth Control Routine? Tap Here."

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