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18 Dec 17:00

Anderson Cooper Continues to be the Best at Putting Down Trolls

15 Dec 18:00

Bully Beat Down

by admin

Bam! That burn def needs a salve.

11 Dec 17:00

That Pun Failed to Deliver

06 Dec 15:00

App of the Day: ‘Breaking Bad’s’ Aaron Paul Launches ‘Yo b*tch!’


This was a necessary download.

Yo Bitch! To everyone that has ever asked me to call them a bitch, here you go. It's an App Bitch! Happy Holidays.

— Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) December 5, 2014

If you aren't very good with words but want to tell that special someone how much you care about them, Aaron Paul is here to help.
The "Breaking Bad" star just released a new iPhone app called "YB" or "Yo btch!" It's similar to "Yo," but using Aaron Paul's actual voice and adding the word btch to everything. It's that simple.
According to the description in iTunes:

Want to say hello to someone? Say "Hello, b****!"
Want to make your special someone feel loved? Say "I need you, b****!"
Fed up with your friend? Say "Why, b****?"

The app is free, but you can unlock other phrases with in-app purchases. Crystal meth not included.
As Aaron Paul would say: Enjoy b*tch!

Submitted by: (via on iTunes now)

23 Nov 16:00

Spinster Has Evolved Into ANGRY SPINSTER

Spinster Has Evolved Into ANGRY SPINSTER

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21 Nov 17:00

This Conversation Between a 13-Year-Old Coming Out to His Best Friend is Absolutely Heartwarming


Oh well shit. That's so damn cool.

This Conversation Between a 13-Year-Old Coming Out to His Best Friend is Absolutely Heartwarming

And on that day, we didn't make any snarky comments about "Kids These Days."

Submitted by: (via Instinct Magazine)

17 Nov 18:00

How to Get Back at the Scammers

How to Get Back at the Scammers

Submitted by: (via Techeblog)

Tagged: trolling , prank , texting , failbook
13 Nov 20:00

In for the Win

by admin

When millennials get it so so right.

13 Nov 23:00

Can You Get Fined for a Wrong Number?


Ahh the scroll down reveal!

Can You Get Fined for a Wrong Number?

Submitted by: (via Acid Cow)

Tagged: cops , wrong number , texting
10 Nov 15:40

Your Tattoo

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07 Nov 16:57

On the Mark

by admin

Salve for that burn stat!

05 Nov 20:00

The Doctor’s Orders

by admin

As I always say, "I assure you the flu shot is real."

03 Nov 18:00

Free Candy

by admin

We get three large bags in the beginning of October. One is for us :)

31 Oct 15:30

Pupatella Named Best Pizza in Virginia


It is really really good. Really.

Pupatella (photo via Google Maps)Pupatella is getting accolades for its Neapolitan style pizzas. A recently released list puts it at the top, compared to all other pizza joints in the state., a TripAdvisor company, put together a list of “Best Pizza Worth Traveling For” and chose one pizza place for each of the 50 states. Arlington’s own Pupatella received the honors for Virginia.

A representative for FlipKey said the winners were chosen based on market research and traveler feedback.

The full list of the best pizza worth traveling for in each state is available online.

Last year, Pupatella won another ABBIE for being named the best pizza place in Arlington, and also made the Washington Post’s list of “40 dishes Washingtonians shouldn’t live without in 2013.”

29 Oct 16:00

Wear it like it is…

by admin

Sometimes, the public shaming is a bit too much but this I can get behind. Stylish too!

27 Oct 17:00

Sexual Ceiling

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27 Oct 17:30

Art Installation Lights Up Route 50 at Courthouse


Jay loves these so much he now hates the other bridges. Poor bland other bridges :(

Route 50 bridge LED light show (photo via Vicki Scuri) Courthouse Road Bridge Over Route 50 Route 50 bridge art (photo via Vicki Scuri) Lighted Fairfax Drive bridge over Route 50

Two recently completed bridges along Route 50 — at 10th Street N. and N. Courthouse Road — now look more colorful, thanks to a public art installation. But if you want to catch a glimpse of the art in its full glory, you’ll have to wait until it’s dark.

Arlington Cultural Affairs partnered with VDOT on both the custom-designed concrete panels on the sides of the road and metal grillwork on the overpasses. Both were the work of artist Vicki Scuri, who also designed an LED light show that backlights the grillwork at night.

The light display is programmed as a 15 minute loop that fades and gradually transitions between sets of colors. The show contains intentional sequences and transitions with a “range of non-highway colors” that suggest stained glass, Scuri said. The new light programming went live Friday night.

“The lighting, the pattern elements and the landscape are site specific responses to inform place, creating a signature landmark promoting wayfinding for the Arlington entries at Courthouse Street [sic] and 10th Street,” said Scuri, adding that she designed the art installations to reflect Arlington’s “classical architecture.” She said wanted to make a clear entry to Arlington that complemented the county’s lively, refined streetscapes.

Scuri was in Arlington last week to collaborate with the VDOT contract lighting designer and Arlington’s Department of Transportation to balance the artist’s creative vision with practicality and safety for those areas. They worked on the color and intensity of the lighting, among other things.

“This is a collective effort to provide both beauty and safety. I think we’ve done it,” said Scuri. “The entire project is a response to the site, to the native landscape and to the classical ornamentation of Arlington and that of Washington, D.C.”

26 Oct 11:00

The Pale Green Light Shines Over Tumblr

25 Oct 15:00

Never Count Out Tumblr for a Good Pun

24 Oct 19:00

Madeleine Albright Delivers the Twitter Burn of the Year


Wasn't he so cute trying to take her on? Awwww.

23 Oct 17:00

Taste the Humanity

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13 Oct 15:40

Speech Jammer

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03 Oct 14:30

The Masterpiece

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07 Oct 21:00

We Just Need Teen Toilet Training!


Weeping for future.

06 Oct 16:00

Never Has an Ad Been More Apt

Never Has an Ad Been More Apt

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Tagged: iphone , irony , sign , failbook , g rated
30 Sep 20:04

'Married' & 'You're The Worst' Renewed for Season Two by FX; 'You're The Worst' Will Move to FXX

by Sara Bibel

Finally! If you haven't seen You're the Worst, do. It's amazing.

FX Networks is staying in relationships with its new comedies, Married and You’re the Worst, with the second season of Married continuing on FX and You’re The Worst moving to its new home on FXX,
30 Sep 15:00

Kirsten Dunst Puts Selfie Culture on Blast in This Advertisement


Her look at the end is me, all the time, everywhere. People don't talk anymore. Cray-zy.

WARNING: Some language in this video.

Submitted by: (via Wingard Boyles)

29 Sep 21:08

Best or Worst Mother of the Year?

by admin

Best if the word wasn't "stripper" but "safe and legal prostitute".

29 Sep 17:00

Make a Wish, Youths!

Make a Wish, Youths!

Submitted by: (via The Sourpuss)

Tagged: gifs , phone , mean
26 Sep 22:00

Get a Dime and Phone Home, Lady

Get a Dime and Phone Home, Lady

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Tagged: disguise , twitter , E.T