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14 Apr 16:00

Amazon Thinks a Guy Who Bought a Scale Is Definitely a Drug Dealer

by Jay Hathaway

Amazon Thinks a Guy Who Bought a Scale Is Definitely a Drug Dealer

Typical big corporations: You just want to buy a precision scale to measure ingredients for your own blend of nutrient-rich food substitute , and they think you're some kind of drug-dealing weirdo.

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15 Apr 12:40

Silvio Berlusconi, the sex-party-loving former prime minister of Italy, was sentenced to one year of

by Taylor Berman

Silvio Berlusconi, the sex-party -loving former prime minister of Italy, was sentenced to one year of community service on Tuesday for his tax-fraud conviction last year. The 77-year-old will work four hours a week at a home for the elderly outside of Milan.

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15 Apr 17:11

Bummer, Freedom Fighters: Video Shows Shooting Down a Drone Is Hard

by Adam Weinstein

Drones are a real and terrifying marker of the modern state panopticon, an enabler par excellence of the surveillance state and extra-judicial killing. Let's shoot 'em with machine guns and see what happens!

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15 Apr 22:04

NYPD Dissolves Unit That Spied Specifically on Muslims

by Jordan Sargent

NYPD Dissolves Unit That Spied Specifically on Muslims

Since just after 9/11 the NYPD has devoted a specific unit of its force to spying only on Muslims in New York and New Jersey. Today, the department announced that it is doing away with the program.

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16 Apr 02:20

The Office Is Now a Database of Human Emotion

by Gabrielle Bluestone

The Office Is Now a Database of Human Emotion

The Office was built on referential humor, but its biggest trademark was its signature, silent cutaway shot. So after cataloguing every pop culture reference made on the show , two guys with a lot of time on their hands created the "Stare Machine," a database of cutaways, sorted by every human emotion under the sun.

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16 Apr 21:45

ABC News Demands Pulitzer Credit; Prize Winners Call ABC Idiots

by J.K. Trotter
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"The Center is prepared to show in great detail how little ABC's Brian Ross and Matt Mosk understood about even the most fundamental concepts and key facts and how they repeatedly turned to Chris to advise them or, in some instances, to do their work for them."

ABC News Demands Pulitzer Credit; Prize Winners Call ABC Idiots

ABC News has never won a Pulitzer Prize, since Pulitzers are not for television. That didn’t stop ABC News president Ben Sherwood from demanding that the awards committee (which doesn’t recognize television) recognize ABC for its role in the reporting that won another (non-television) outlet a Pulitzer earlier this week. Sherwood’s public campaign has already turned ugly.

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15 Apr 11:35

ttheshindigg: You can’t control the Prince Of All Saiyans.





ttheshindigg:

You can’t control the Prince Of All Saiyans.

15 Apr 12:01

"Games are supposed to be difficult and complex and reward my many years of acquired knowledge about..."

“Games are supposed to be difficult and complex and reward my many years of acquired knowledge about the medium so that I can experience comic book level narratives that reward me and feed into a feeling of accomplishment so that I can justify the time I’ve spent playing video games. Every game that is nonviolent, that is open to casual users, that does not pander to my young, white, teenaged, male demographic, signifies in a very real sense a threat to my own perceived dominance over this medium.”

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i didnt write this a goon did in the stanley parable thread on SA but holy fukken shit (via blorgblorgblorg)

Shit dude talk about hitting the nail on the head

(via theflyingpeanutwastaken)
15 Apr 12:15

mcmatteo: 824706: I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top...



mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

15 Apr 15:00

True Detective Meets The Family Circus in "Time is a Flat Circus"

by Jay Hathaway

True Detective Meets The Family Circus in "Time is a Flat Circus"

The honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reading The Family Circus. Let Billy, Dolly, Jeffy, and P.J walk hand in hand into extinction.

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14 Apr 22:09

rosalarian: kateordie: meanwhilestudios: tally-art: New Home...





















rosalarian:

kateordie:

meanwhilestudios:

tally-art:

New Home Is Where The Internet Is!  Tumblr’s 10-page limit is keeping me from posting the whole thing, so head on over to the webcomic to read the rest (plus a blog post with Paris photos and doodles).

I’m going to Strasbourg tomorrow!!!  I’m so excited.  We might take a day trip into Germany and the Black Forest 8-D AHHHHHH.  Back soon, love and hugs~

-Your friend Tally

Tally is not only an AMAZING comic artist but she’s living the dream! I hope my girls grow up and don’t let the constant yet abstract notion of fear dictate how they live in this world. Way to go Tally!! :D

I love this so much! As someone who’s only really started to travel in the last year, I totally get that initial terror. I’ve been pretty fortunate, and made so many friends all over the world. I went to Boston on a whim this weekend and got to spend an evening with comic people I met mostly through twitter - and everyone was wonderful. Yes, I got terrible food poisoning on the way home, but I also got to have barbecue and Manhattans with people who used to be strangers. Travel! It’s good for you.

I’ve been experiencing something like this a lot, too, and it’s so true! Even when the motel is covered in blood or people are throwing rocks at us or any number of bad and kinda scary happenings, traveling is so much fun and worth it and I feel so alive!

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13 Apr 11:32

towritecomicsonherarms: All-New X-men #25





towritecomicsonherarms:

All-New X-men #25

12 Apr 04:00

April 12, 2014


13 Apr 12:01

snakewife: erkeyfromturkey: When my favorite character...



snakewife:

erkeyfromturkey:

When my favorite character dies.

…I want that sweater.

13 Apr 12:14

iguanamouth: deep sea mermaids











iguanamouth:

deep sea mermaids

14 Apr 10:27

thatonemoonie: This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever...









thatonemoonie:

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

source

14 Apr 10:47

oldmanyellsatcloud: giancarlovolpe: A little behind the scenes...





















oldmanyellsatcloud:

giancarlovolpe:

A little behind the scenes look of the early stages of Green Lantern the Animated Series.

My eternal gratitude to everyone who helped prove the doubters wrong.

A great story no matter what medium you work in.

10 Apr 17:40

Happy Birthday to One of History's Greatest Haters, William Hazlitt

by Michelle Dean
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"Life would turn to a stagnant pool, were it not ruffled by the jarring interests, the unruly passions, of men. The white streak in our own fortunes is brightened (or just rendered visible) by making all around it as dark as possible; so the rainbow paints its form upon the cloud."

Happy Birthday to One of History's Greatest Haters, William Hazlitt

Today is the 235th birthday of William Hazlitt, the combative English essayist and journalist, who once wrote an entire essay on the pleasures of hating things. We have a sense you might like it.

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09 Apr 14:24

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09 Apr 14:58

the-thought-emporium-imperial: kiva-la: lupincentral: Images...





















the-thought-emporium-imperial:

kiva-la:

lupincentral:

Images of live action Lupin III cast in costume appear!

We can see that the actors and actress are representing accurate versions of the characters we have come to know and love!

The film will hit Japanese cinemas on August 31st and will launch around the same time as the new animated feature film, The Tomb of Daisuke Jigen.

[Source]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT GAOSILVER AS JIGEN THO

SON OF A- WOW!!!

09 Apr 14:34

Public urged to reset all passwords

V

Is there a correct timeframe for changing passwords? Will some new passwords still be vulnerable if, say, a government website drags its feet in applying the patch?

Several tech firms advise the public to change all online passwords after the discovery of a major security flaw, named the Heartbleed Bug.
09 Apr 14:20

OH FUCK: Daschcam Stares Truck Death In The Face

by Raphael Orlove on Jalopnik, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker

OH FUCK: Daschcam Stares Truck Death In The Face

Well, this could be one of the code brown scariest dashcam crashes I've ever seen. Dr. Guan Zhu, a professor at Texas A&M University, happened to have a dashcam running in his Toyota Sienna yesterday when a concrete truck ran a red light, overturned, and barreled straight at him.

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09 Apr 15:05

This Is the Florida Woman Behind the Topless McDonald's Rampage

by Jay Hathaway

This Is the Florida Woman Behind the Topless McDonald's Rampage

The nearly-naked woman who destroyed a McDonald's kitchen in Pinellas Park, Florida wasn't drunk or on drugs when she did it, and says she doesn't remember most of her rampage.

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09 Apr 05:39

George Bush's paintings bear uncanny resemblance ... to Google images

by Oliver Milman

Art critics point out that 30 portraits of world leaders appear to have been based on photos thrown up by search engine

Not only has George Bush stunned the art world with his ability with a paint brush, it now appears the former US president is also a dab hand using internet search engines.

Art critics have pointed out that Bushs 30 oil paintings of world leaders appear to be have been based upon casual searches of Google Images.

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04 Apr 18:59

Stop adding up the wealth of the poor

by Felix Salmon

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It’s the meme that refuses to die. It started, back in 2011, with the Waltons: six members of the family, we were repeatedly told, were worth as much as the bottom 30% of all Americans combined. I tried to address this silly stat back then, but now it’s gone global: back in January, Oxfam announced that the world’s 85 richest people had the same wealth as the bottom half of the global population. And now Forbes has come along to say that, actually, it’s not 85 people — it’s a mere 67.

Oxfam does a pretty bad job of footnoting its report, but I did manage to finally track down how it arrived at this conclusion. The 85 (or 67) number is easy: you just start at the top of the Forbes billionaires list, and start counting up the combined wealth until you reach $1.7 trillion. The harder question is: where does the $1.7 trillion number come from?

The answer is that it comes from a pair of tables in Credit Suisse’s 2013 Global Wealth Databook. First of all, you have to find the total wealth in the world, which you can find at the bottom of the fourth column on page 89: it’s $241 trillion. Then, you flick forwards to page 146, where you find the proportion of all global wealth held by each of the world’s income deciles. The top 10% have 86% of the wealth; the next 10% have 7.8%, and so on. Add up the bottom five deciles, and you get 0.7% (not 0.71%, which is the number in the Oxfam report; I have no idea where that extra basis point came from). And if you multiply $241 trillion by 0.7%, you get $1.7 trillion.

All of which makes a certain amount of sense, until you start looking a bit closer. For instance, notice anything odd about this chart?

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The weird thing is that triangle in the top left hand corner. If you look at the tables in the Credit Suisse datebook, China has zero people in the bottom 10% of the world population: everybody in China is in the top 90% of global wealth, and the vast majority of Chinese are in the top half of global wealth. India is on the list, though: if you’re looking for the poorest 10% of the world’s population, you’ll find 16.4% of them in India, and another 4.4% in Bangladesh. Pakistan has 2.6% of the world’s bottom 10%, while Nigeria has 3.9%.

But there’s one unlikely country which has a whopping 7.5% of the poorest of the poor — second only to India. That country? The United States.

How is it that the US can have 7.5% of the bottom decile, when it has only 0.21% of the second decile and 0.16% of the third? The answer: we’re talking about net worth, here: assets minus debts. And if you add up the net worth of the world’s bottom decile, it comes to minus a trillion dollars. The poorest people in the world, using the Credit Suisse methodology, aren’t in India or Pakistan or Bangladesh: they’re people like Jérôme Kerviel, who has a negative net worth of something in the region of $6 billion.

America, of course, is the spiritual home of the overindebted — people underwater on their mortgages, recent graduates with massive student loans, renters carrying five-figure car loans and credit-card obligations, uninsured people who just got out of hospital, you name it. If you’re looking for people with significant negative net worth, in a way it’s surprising that only 7.5% of the world’s bottom 10% are in the US.

And as you start adding all those people up — the people who dominate the bottom 10% of the wealth rankings — their negative wealth only grows in magnitude: you get further and further away from zero.

The result is that if you take the bottom 30% of the world’s population — the poorest 2 billion people in the world — their total aggregate net worth is not low, it’s not zero, it’s negative. To the tune of roughly half a trillion dollars. My niece, who just got her first 50 cents in pocket money, has more money than the poorest 2 billion people in the world combined.

Or at least she does if you really consider Jérôme Kerviel to be the poorest person in the world, and much poorer than anybody trying to get by on less than a dollar a day. All of whom would happily change places with, say, Eike Batista, even if the latter, thanks to his debts, has a negative net worth in the hundreds of millions of dollars.

Now $1.7 trillion is undoubtedly a lot of money: there is an astonishing amount of wealth inequality in the world, and it’s shocking that just 67 people are worth that much. You could spread that money around the “bottom billion” and give them $1,700 each: enough to put them squarely in the fourth global wealth decile. But let’s look at just the top two-fifths of the 3.5 billion people referred to in the Oxfam stat. That’s 1.4 billion people; between them, they are worth $2.2 trillion. And they’re a subset of the 3.5 billion people who between them are worth $1.7 trillion.

The first lesson of this story is that it’s very easy, and rather misleading, to construct any statistic along the lines of “the top X people have the same amount of wealth as the bottom Y people”.

The second lesson of this story is broader: that when you’re talking about poor people, aggregating wealth is a silly and ultimately pointless exercise. Some poor people have modest savings; some poor people are deeply in debt; some poor people have nothing at all. (Also, some rich people are deeply in debt, which helps to throw off the statistics.) By lumping them all together and aggregating all those positive and negative ledger balances, you arrive at a number which is inevitably going to be low, but which is also largely meaningless. The Chinese tend to have large personal savings as a percentage of household income, but that doesn’t make them richer than Americans who have negative household savings — not in the way that we commonly understand the terms “rich” and “poor”. Wealth, and net worth, are useful metrics when you’re talking about the rich. But they tend to conceal more than they reveal when you’re talking about the poor.

04 Apr 17:25

Norwegian Teen Gets Tattoo of the Receipt for His Other Tattoo

by Jay Hathaway

Norwegian Teen Gets Tattoo of the Receipt for His Other Tattoo

The Norwegian teenager who got a McDonald's receipt tattooed on his arm as a bet now has a tattoo on his other arm, as well—of the receipt for the first tattoo.

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04 Apr 18:15

McDonald’s Shuts Down in Crimea, Offers Workers Jobs in Ukraine

by Taylor Berman
V

Will the Kremlin relocate all Russian McDonalds' to Siberia?

McDonald’s Shuts Down in Crimea, Offers Workers Jobs in Ukraine

McDonald's announced on Friday that it's suspending operations at its three restaurants in Crimea due to "manufacturing reasons." In a laudable move, the company guaranteed its Crimean employees jobs at McDonald's locations in Ukraine and offered to pay relocation costs, including three months in rent.

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04 Apr 18:00

North America Will See a Total Lunar Eclipse on April 15th

by Dennis Mersereau on The Vane, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker

North America Will See a Total Lunar Eclipse on April 15th

If you're willing to stay up into the wee hours of the morning on Tuesday April 15th, you will be able to see a total lunar eclipse if you live in North or South America and the sky is clear. The eclipse will begin around 1:00 AM and totality is set to occur between 3:07 AM and 4:25 AM Eastern Time, according to a report by CBS.

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