What a time to be alive.
Yesterday morning, anonymous hackers posted an extremely vague threat of violence against cinemas that choose to run The Interview, a Sony Pictures film that might be the cause of their recent hacker troubles. Today, reports indicate the $44 million movie is pretty much called off. (UPDATED)
Today the New York Times published an incredible, and incredibly detailed, account of unrestrained favor-trading within the Obama administration. In a nut: The president’s cabinet, including the State Department under Hillary Clinton, suspended travel bans placed on certain Ecuadorian nationals who committed fraud (and worse) after those nationals’ family members pledged five- and six-figures sums to Democratic organizations.
Holy Maker i can’t breathe,
A cow made a glorious escape from an Idaho meatpacking factory this week, only to perish in a hail of police bullets.
I read some more biohack stuff today and there’s a dude selling a powder that literally purports to “revitalize your mitochondrias” for more energy
they’ve got collagen powder to “improve healing processes” too.
WOLVERINE GENOME: UNLOCKED
The feel good story of the year
Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.
That’s really outdated science, taken from studies of stressed, captive packs of queers. In the wild, they function more like families, with a less rigid hierarchy.
happy birthday to the twins
MAN CHURCH. FILL MY BRO HOLE UP WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT
i love cowboy bebop
im outraged that there are people working for Sony that are producing things that look like this while im still working minimum wage
i keep looking at this, utterly dumbfounded in horror. who fucking made this? why are “cute v. action-packed” and “smart v. strange” axes???
(ps i know why cute v. action-packed is an axis, it’s a shibboleth for how the product is gendered, smart vs. strange is bizarre though)
The new political compass
I firmly believe that bacon has the potential to bring about world peace! - anonymous
Peace through meat and the barrel of a gun.
Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll die out here
i love video games. my favorite one is called tumblr. you keep scrolling down until you find the good posts. its impossible to actually succeed of course and the game just consumes your life until the Lord mercifully calls you back to heaven
In dohyo, the ring of sumo, there is no mercy
I had no idea they disrupted the furwedding of a tiger bride...
Are they editing it so he knowingly looks at the camera?
"In the wake of nationwide protests over the lack of an indictment for the death of Eric Garner, Walmart is editing a commercial showing a black man saying "I can't breathe" as he's hugged by his daughter."