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23 Oct 08:55

Friendly Spooks

by alex

Friendly Spooks

23 Oct 21:44

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23 Oct 19:15

be-blackstar: muslimwomeninhistory: via Mehreen Kasana omg



be-blackstar:

muslimwomeninhistory:

via Mehreen Kasana

omg

22 Oct 13:50

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24 Oct 17:21

"I grow a terrible beard, and I was away with my family for most of the summer — outside of..."

“I grow a terrible beard, and I was away with my family for most of the summer — outside of civilization, which is to say, in Maine — and I therefore decided to deploy every follicle that I could, just to see who was lurking inside of me, and it turned out to be the IT guy from the Church of Satan […]”

- John Hodgman, guest appearance on My Brother My Brother and Me podcast episode 222: “The Rich Kids Camp”
22 Oct 13:35

diddy-wah-diddy: diddy-wah-diddy: Self care 101  Okay...

















diddy-wah-diddy:

diddy-wah-diddy:

Self care 101 

Okay reblogging this again because this scene literally changed my life

23 Oct 13:55

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23 Oct 17:16

In 2014, California Agrees to Stop Locking Down Prisoners by Race

by Hamilton Nolan

In 2014, California Agrees to Stop Locking Down Prisoners by Race

After a lawsuit, the State of California has agreed to end its practice of imposing blanket "lockdowns" on prison inmates according to their race. The year is 2014.

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23 Oct 15:11

Another Idiot Kid Gets Stuck in a Claw Machine

by Aleksander Chan
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Choose not with the claw, for the claw chooses also

Another Idiot Kid Gets Stuck in a Claw Machine

Eighteen-month-old Colin Lambert had to be rescued by firefighters Tuesday from a claw machine inside a laundromat in Maryville, Tenn after he climbed inside and got stuck. Little Lambert is the latest small child to find his way into the potentially perilous trenches of a claw machines filled with stuffed animal toys. http://gawker.com/5711465/kids-t...

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22 Oct 10:35

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21 Oct 12:00

sluttynuggets: superhighschoolleveldork: "digital art isn’t real art!!!!1!!!!". is this a...

sluttynuggets:

superhighschoolleveldork:

"digital art isn’t real art!!!!1!!!!".

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is this a reaction or an example

21 Oct 14:57

"And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I..."

“And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.””

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Hannibal Buress (via cheyennecheyenne)

I…um…wow

(via therealsongbirddiamondback)
22 Oct 01:47

spoopytransgirl: jobhaver: i want to see the fbi documents where they talk about people on this...

spoopytransgirl:

jobhaver:

i want to see the fbi documents where they talk about people on this website getting indoctrinated into extreme ideologies via relatable text posts and memes. when do those become declassified?

September 2014: it appears several factions of the “tumblr left” are now using web-generated “gifs” of the popular video game “Madden NFL” to summarize and glorify radical theories. This is no doubt an attempt to establish their ideas in the mainstream culture, starting with football and video games.

21 Oct 21:20

Cool Conserva-Ladies: Stop Pretending You Got Roofied, You Ignorant Slut

by Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Here is a video of some dumb lady who is all like “date rape drugs meh nonsense sniff.” Cool, lady! Very good think-tanking, we are sure! I do not have fancy “numbers and facts,” but I* have been roofied three separate times! I could be all mad about it, like GRRR date rape drugs! But instead I choose to think of it as people just really wanting me to fuck me, even if I am covered in puke!

The first time I was roofied was at my friend Kedric’s party in downtown LA, before downtown LA was the next Brooklyn. Kedric had a fuckin’ sweet pad, yo, in the penthouse of the Alexandria Hotel, which at the time was a welfare hotel on all the other floors. The elevators were excitingly full of crime! Some white douchebro types stood suspiciously near my beer as I was dancing on the dance floor at the superfun party! I had two sips of beer, and one hour later had been in the party’s only bathroom for 45 minutes, “gastrointestinally distressing” for what seemed like ever, because it was! That was fun, because soooo many people were waiting outside the bathroom when I staggered out, almost on my knees, and pinballed from one wall to the other as I tried to walk 20 feet down the hall! My big brother had come to the party with me, though, and lived two blocks away, and he took me home and put me to bed, and I did not get raped that night. Better luck next time, douchebros!

The second time I got roofied, I was with a bunch of friends at Chat Noir in Orange County. It was full of old rich men, and one of them was REALLY INSISTENT I come outside to look at his Porsche with him, even though I explained that why the fuck would I care if you have a Porsche? Well, the better for the friend who stayed behind to put a roofie in the one Champagne cocktail I drank, on a full stomach. An hour later, I fell into a cab, and then threw up on myself the whole way home! Thank you, Mr. Cabdriver, for not being mad about it, and also not raping me! Good job not being a dick!

The third time I got roofied, I was having coffee with a rotating cast of Sunday morning hangers-out while I was waiting to go to the airport to fly home from Seattle. Walk to the park up the block? Sure thing, sounds nice! But then, whoops, I ended up in the park bathroom for an hour while I puked and shit and shit and puked, and when I came out the guy who had walked me there was gone. That’s a bummer! Then I went back to the hotel, passed out for a few hours, begged the desk clerk to call me an ambulance as I was very, very ill, eventually got my own cab since she wouldn’t, and the ER doctor would not test me for roofies, he said, because they “don’t have roofies in Seattle,” and also roofies don’t cause gastrointestinal distress. Very good doctoring, A++, would doctor with doctor again!

In conclusion, roofies are not the threat. Not having a travel ban from West Africa is the threat. The End.

*Not my real name.**
**Just kidding, yes it is!

21 Oct 18:00

No, Bram Stoker Did Not Model Dracula On Vlad The Impaler

by Lauren Davis on io9, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker

No, Bram Stoker Did Not Model Dracula On Vlad The Impaler

It's one of those so-called facts that everyone knows: Bram Stoker's character Count Dracula was loosely based on Vlad the Impaler. But while there's no doubt that Stoker took the name from Vlad III's patronymic, it's doubtful that the Impaler was actually the basis for the famous vampire.

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22 Oct 13:46

Toys R Us Gives In to Florida Moms, Pulls Breaking Bad Action Figures

by Jay Hathaway

Toys R Us Gives In to Florida Moms, Pulls Breaking Bad Action Figures

Kids' retailer Toys R Us has agreed to pull a line of Breaking Bad action figures from its shelves after a petition campaign started by a Florida mom .

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22 Oct 01:33

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21 Oct 18:16

Just keeping things up to date



Just keeping things up to date

19 Oct 18:59

maggiekarp2: art-is-the-word: joeyart: X-men storm as Jem and...



maggiekarp2:

art-is-the-word:

joeyart:

X-men storm as Jem and the Holograms. She rides Tauntaun from Star wars while holding beatrix kiddo’s Hattori Hanzo sword and a pink microphone. and yes. that’s star trek enterprise in the sky.

Makes sense

It’s the ultimate T-shirt my dad would buy

20 Oct 06:01

destroyedforcomfort: blackfootbeauty: oliasis: notyour-sidekic...



destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

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I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

21 Oct 22:20

spectreromanoff: stunningpicture: I was at a horse race...



spectreromanoff:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

#skyrim

21 Oct 22:25

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21 Oct 23:11

2srooky: 2srooky: trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock...

2srooky:

2srooky:

trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock combined.

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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.

17 Oct 01:00

Dallas Nurse May Have Had Ebola Symptoms While Trying on Wedding Gowns

by Gabrielle Bluestone
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follow Gawker for this and more inane trivia

Dallas Nurse May Have Had Ebola Symptoms While Trying on Wedding Gowns

Centers for Disease Control officials say the Texas nurse with Ebola may have been experiencing symptoms several days before she checked herself into a Dallas hospital.

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21 Oct 14:29

The Gamergate Subreddit Is the Perfect Source for Gamergate News

by Jay Hathaway
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#bestofallpossibleworlds

The Gamergate Subreddit Is the Perfect Source for Gamergate News

The best source of information on Gamergate , the ongoing campaign by video game enthusiasts and basement-tier conservative celebrities who want ... well, it's not exactly clear what, is Reddit's /r/gamergate subreddit.

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19 Oct 19:21

http://majingojira.tumblr.com/post/100421347692/ayellowbirds-perseidbadger-duckindolans

V

a neat history of human awfulness

http://majingojira.tumblr.com/post/100421347692/ayellowbirds-perseidbadger-duckindolans:

ayellowbirds:

perseidbadger:

duckindolans:

Where did this horror movie thing of mummies walking come from was it just some racist weird western notion to further exotify Egypt?? Did anyone actually believe this before The Mummy (the really old version) came out in the 20’s?

19 Oct 19:25

"If we think of the douchebag as a social identity as much as an accusation, as a subject with a..."

“If we think of the douchebag as a social identity as much as an accusation, as a subject with a distinctive persona locatable within the categories of race, class, gender and sexuality, then we find that the term carries a remarkably precise definition.
 
The douchebag is someone — overwhelmingly white, rich, heterosexual males — who insist upon, nay, demand their white male privilege in every possible set and setting.
 
The douchebag is always a white guy. But he is more than that. The douchebag is the demanding 1%, and the far more numerically significant class of white, heterosexist men who ape and aspire to be them. Wall Street guys are douchebags to be sure, but so is anyone looking to cash in on his white male privilege.
 
This narrowness of categorization — perhaps unique in the history of America’s rich history of racial and sexual slurs — is what makes the word douchebag such a potentially useful political tool.”

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Douchebag: The White Racial Slur We’ve All Been Waiting For — Medium

This is a great, interesting, insightful, long read.

(via wilwheaton)

19 Oct 17:22

fuuckh8: i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100%...



fuuckh8:

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat

19 Oct 17:37

konkeydongcountry: brook: montypla: Gamer gate has been trying to use Bayonetta as a rallying...

konkeydongcountry:

brook:

montypla:

Gamer gate has been trying to use Bayonetta as a rallying point, and criticism of it as proof of a “feminist agenda” in reviews

They’ve been trying to get Hideki Kamiya, creator of Bayonetta, to support them

Well, he tweeted this today.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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the salt is so fucking real

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19 Oct 20:01

bunnyfood: Boing, boing, boing



bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing