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27 Aug 15:02

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25 Aug 10:05

Round bird



Round bird

14 Aug 22:02

wait for it… wait for it….............. just fucking...



wait for it… wait for it….............. just fucking do it!!1!

15 Aug 00:28

nobody stands in tongue’s way

by The Awkward Yeti

nobody stands in tongue's way

15 Aug 16:19

This is exactly why X-Files is better than CSI

12 Aug 01:18

Lonely house - seen in Sauðárkrókur/Iceland

by nobody@flickr.com (roomman)
claudzim

It's not necessarily a great looking house but I like it. If we ever move to Iceland we should buy it ;)

roomman posted a photo:

Lonely house - seen in Sauðárkrókur/Iceland

On the road in Icelands very North - from In Siglufjörður via Sauðárkrókur to Hof/Vatndal

08 Aug 19:08

Ride Shotgun With NASA Saucer As It Flies to Near Space

Rockets fire in this video clip captured by the test vehicle for NASA's LDSD project.

NASA's Low-Density Supersonic Decelerator (LDSD) project successfully flew a rocket-powered, saucer-shaped test vehicle into near-space.



11 Aug 02:42

strainsandstripes: the back to school aisle never looked so...



strainsandstripes:

the back to school aisle never looked so beautiful

aw yiss

05 Aug 21:00

Wifitis

Computer Store | Overland Park, KS, USA

(I work at a busy computer and electronics store. A customer approaches me in the printer section.)

Customer: “I’d like to buy a wifi disabled printer.”

Me: “Ah, do you mean a wifi enabled printer?”

Customer: “No. I want to buy a printer but it can’t have wifi.”

(I acquiesce and spend some time showing her a few different lines, explaining what each can do. None of them are satisfactory, since any modern consumer-level printer with decent features has built in wifi. Sensing her frustration, I show her a newer model. She’s pretty much sold but I tell her wifi is built in but that she can disable it if she’s worried about security.)

Customer: “No no. It’s not about security. It doesn’t matter if it can be disabled. We can’t risk having wifi in the printer at all.”

Me: “Not to pry, but why is it so important that the printer doesn’t have built-in wifi?”

Customer: “My husband is very sensitive to wireless electronic signals. He gets extreme headaches when exposed to them even for a short period of time. That’s why he’s standing over there.” *points to a smiling man standing about twenty feet away*

Me: *sarcastically* “Oh, no!”

Customer: “What?!”

Me: “You might want to inform your husband that he’s been standing under the store’s main wireless access point for the past 20 minutes, being blasted with wifi signals 50 times stronger than any of these printers.”

(She ran to her husband, said something, and pointed up to the access point on the ceiling. I tried not to have a smug look on my face as the man suddenly feigned illness and they left abruptly.)

04 Aug 02:00

tranarchistbitch: Very suspicious of people stealing his tail



tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

01 Aug 17:00

[oktober77]

02 Aug 14:12

tastefullyoffensive: [jhallcomics]

31 Jul 19:23

Bird: I eat things your size, but not like you. Cat: I eat things like you, but not your size.

30 Jul 17:08

A Question of Croissant

by Reza

croissant_

31 Jul 12:45

there-was-no-other-sound: rnultiplayer: wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow...

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

29 Jul 10:56

psych2go: For more posts like these, go visit psych2go Psych2go...



psych2go:

For more posts like these, go visit psych2go

Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

Fact submitted by: bonjourtammy

23 Jul 16:00

Tips From My Forthcoming Medieval Lifestyle Blog

by Mallory Ortberg

decameronPreviously: Lift like a serf, eat like a baron – My Medieval Diet Plan

9 Quick And Easy Dinners That Involve Sewing The Top Half Of A Pig Onto The Bottom Half Of A Peacock [Slideshow]

Fish: Is It Meat?

How To Cook Literally Anything With Buckwheat Groats Because That’s The Only Thing You’ll Be Eating For The Rest Of Your Life, Peasant

Shoving Bodies On A Spit And Turning Them Over A Fire For A Long Time: A Great Way To Serve Dinner And Justice

Water: Only If You Have To (Are You Drinking Too Much Of It?)

DIY Everything Because That Is Your Only Option

Stabbing Your Host And Seizing His Lands: The Dos and Don’ts

Tearing Bites Out Of A Big Old Roasted Turkey Leg And Yelling “More Wine!” With Your Mouth Full: A Primer For The Newly Ennobled

Tomatoes: What Are They, Can We Trust Them, Are They Poison

Breakfast Is A Sign Of Weakness

Fill An Oxen With Quail

Sumptuary Laws And You: Take Off That Hat, Your Grandfather Was A Blacksmith

Put Herring On Everything

How To Make All Of Your Own Clothes Because That Is Your Only Option

Porridge vs. Pottage: The Debate Rages On

The Six Most Common Mistakes First-Timers Make With Fountains Of Spiced Wine

Tired Of The Same Old Weeknight Dinners? Why Not Serve A Rabbit Trussed To Look Like Pegasus?

Miniature Edible Castles And You

How To Make A Cold Supper That Tastes Just As Good After Three Weeks In Your Saddlebag Riding To The Holy Land As It Did Last Night

Salt And How To Use It

Fill A Roasted Bear With Gilded Apples, Then Carve It At Table To Surprise And Delight Your Guests From Nuremberg Who Will Die Of Summer Fever Later That Evening

Read more Tips From My Forthcoming Medieval Lifestyle Blog at The Toast.

24 Jul 15:01

Still waiting for this option. [x]



Still waiting for this option. [x]

19 Jul 12:53

ALL OF THESE.





















ALL OF THESE.

19 Jul 10:05

Cockatiel



Cockatiel

16 Jul 13:28

hungryhungryhiddles: travelingbythoughts: this is the greatest...



hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

I have always related to Cookie Monster the most.

10 Jul 18:59

Steven Spielberg Criticized for the "Triceratops He Just Slaughtered"

Steven Spielberg Criticized for the "Triceratops He Just Slaughtered"

It's not uncommon for a poacher or hunter to receive harsh criticism and public shaming, but does it count when the animal in question goes WAY beyond the endangered species list?

Click here for a larger view of the top image and here for a larger view of the bottom image.

poacher spielberg

Submitted by: (via Dangerous Minds)

10 Jul 19:38

Photo





10 Jul 01:44

wholesomeobsessive: helenish: overachiever snake: and here I...



wholesomeobsessive:

helenish:

overachiever snake: and here I was feeling pretty good about having pants on.

#i caughted a fish#look at it#i caught it and it is mine

04 Jul 22:00

Bigfoot, Yeti: Meet Science

by SciShow
This week in SciShow News, hard science meets cryptozoology, as biologists reveal the results of their investigation into samples suspected to have come from...
From: SciShow
Views: 285848
10044 ratings
Time: 04:25 More in Education
03 Jul 14:37

flowisaconstruct: chezpicker-uk: A Maldives beach awash in...





flowisaconstruct:

chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

bioluminescence is the shit.

miss this ;.;

28 Jun 14:41

sleepydumpling: craftastrophies: therainitraineth: ask-gallows...



sleepydumpling:

craftastrophies:

therainitraineth:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

austrailia is the most frightening place on earth 

What is an ice cream bucket?

It’s one of these

image

but you eat the icecream first and then you put it upside down on your head.

image

Some people draw eyes on them for extra deterrence

image

We used to have a magpie that helped himself to a slice of toast every morning.  He’d sit on the window sill until the toaster popped, take a slice and fly away to eat it.

Oh, and cyclists do this to their bike helmets (you use cable ties) to keep magpies from swooping them:

seriously, I’m terrified of you, Australia

26 Jun 23:19

jtotheizzoe: astrotastic: Jesus Christ you guys. If you wish...





jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

27 Jun 01:29

Hi Guys, it's looking like it'll be a wet weekend here so it's likely this weeks...

by Fresh Citrus Direct
Hi Guys, it's looking like it'll be a wet weekend here so it's likely this weeks orders will have to be put on hold. I'll post again early Sunday as to whether we can or cannot pick this weeks fruit to give some time to get orders in if we can pick. In the meantime you can keep an eye on our local weather forecast at the link below to see if we'll be likely able to pick or not. Our forecast is for Loxton.



OCF Forecasts for SA : Murray Valley
www.australianweathernews.com
These forecasts are provided by the Bureau of Meteorology Operational Consensus Forecasts system and should be used in conjunction with official forecasts. More information
07 Jun 03:38

The First Edible Bug Farm & The 9 Greatest Minds of 2014

by SciShow
SciShow News gives you the latest developments from the world of science, including some bug-number-crunching behind America's first edible-insect farm, and ...
From: SciShow
Views: 170626
5771 ratings
Time: 04:35 More in Education