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20 Sep 03:45

The End of the World as We Know It — Lucky Peach — Medium

18 Sep 12:47

chronicarus: Spiders with water droplet hats are something I...




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chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

13 Sep 13:52

mamarenren: the best moment in tv history MOAR...



















mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

MOAR VANDALEYEZATION!!

13 Sep 13:56

pantheraj: "HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE" "YOU ALSO ARE...



pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

10 Sep 08:25

A Call for a Low-Carb Diet That Embraces Fat - NYTimes.com

04 Sep 12:26

;.; this bird.





;.; this bird.

03 Sep 04:07

mylifeaskriz: ruineshumaines: Liz Climo on Tumblr. this...





















mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

27 Aug 15:02

Photo



25 Aug 10:05

Round bird



Round bird

14 Aug 22:02

wait for it… wait for it….............. just fucking...



wait for it… wait for it….............. just fucking do it!!1!

15 Aug 00:28

nobody stands in tongue’s way

by The Awkward Yeti

nobody stands in tongue's way

15 Aug 16:19

This is exactly why X-Files is better than CSI

12 Aug 01:18

Lonely house - seen in Sauðárkrókur/Iceland

by nobody@flickr.com (roomman)
claudzim

It's not necessarily a great looking house but I like it. If we ever move to Iceland we should buy it ;)

roomman posted a photo:

Lonely house - seen in Sauðárkrókur/Iceland

On the road in Icelands very North - from In Siglufjörður via Sauðárkrókur to Hof/Vatndal

08 Aug 19:08

Ride Shotgun With NASA Saucer As It Flies to Near Space

Rockets fire in this video clip captured by the test vehicle for NASA's LDSD project.

NASA's Low-Density Supersonic Decelerator (LDSD) project successfully flew a rocket-powered, saucer-shaped test vehicle into near-space.



11 Aug 02:42

strainsandstripes: the back to school aisle never looked so...



strainsandstripes:

the back to school aisle never looked so beautiful

aw yiss

05 Aug 21:00

Wifitis

Computer Store | Overland Park, KS, USA

(I work at a busy computer and electronics store. A customer approaches me in the printer section.)

Customer: “I’d like to buy a wifi disabled printer.”

Me: “Ah, do you mean a wifi enabled printer?”

Customer: “No. I want to buy a printer but it can’t have wifi.”

(I acquiesce and spend some time showing her a few different lines, explaining what each can do. None of them are satisfactory, since any modern consumer-level printer with decent features has built in wifi. Sensing her frustration, I show her a newer model. She’s pretty much sold but I tell her wifi is built in but that she can disable it if she’s worried about security.)

Customer: “No no. It’s not about security. It doesn’t matter if it can be disabled. We can’t risk having wifi in the printer at all.”

Me: “Not to pry, but why is it so important that the printer doesn’t have built-in wifi?”

Customer: “My husband is very sensitive to wireless electronic signals. He gets extreme headaches when exposed to them even for a short period of time. That’s why he’s standing over there.” *points to a smiling man standing about twenty feet away*

Me: *sarcastically* “Oh, no!”

Customer: “What?!”

Me: “You might want to inform your husband that he’s been standing under the store’s main wireless access point for the past 20 minutes, being blasted with wifi signals 50 times stronger than any of these printers.”

(She ran to her husband, said something, and pointed up to the access point on the ceiling. I tried not to have a smug look on my face as the man suddenly feigned illness and they left abruptly.)

04 Aug 02:00

tranarchistbitch: Very suspicious of people stealing his tail



tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

01 Aug 17:00

[oktober77]

02 Aug 14:12

tastefullyoffensive: [jhallcomics]

31 Jul 19:23

Bird: I eat things your size, but not like you. Cat: I eat things like you, but not your size.

30 Jul 17:08

A Question of Croissant

by Reza

croissant_

31 Jul 12:45

there-was-no-other-sound: rnultiplayer: wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow...

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

29 Jul 10:56

psych2go: For more posts like these, go visit psych2go Psych2go...



psych2go:

For more posts like these, go visit psych2go

Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

Fact submitted by: bonjourtammy

23 Jul 16:00

Tips From My Forthcoming Medieval Lifestyle Blog

by Mallory Ortberg

decameronPreviously: Lift like a serf, eat like a baron – My Medieval Diet Plan

9 Quick And Easy Dinners That Involve Sewing The Top Half Of A Pig Onto The Bottom Half Of A Peacock [Slideshow]

Fish: Is It Meat?

How To Cook Literally Anything With Buckwheat Groats Because That’s The Only Thing You’ll Be Eating For The Rest Of Your Life, Peasant

Shoving Bodies On A Spit And Turning Them Over A Fire For A Long Time: A Great Way To Serve Dinner And Justice

Water: Only If You Have To (Are You Drinking Too Much Of It?)

DIY Everything Because That Is Your Only Option

Stabbing Your Host And Seizing His Lands: The Dos and Don’ts

Tearing Bites Out Of A Big Old Roasted Turkey Leg And Yelling “More Wine!” With Your Mouth Full: A Primer For The Newly Ennobled

Tomatoes: What Are They, Can We Trust Them, Are They Poison

Breakfast Is A Sign Of Weakness

Fill An Oxen With Quail

Sumptuary Laws And You: Take Off That Hat, Your Grandfather Was A Blacksmith

Put Herring On Everything

How To Make All Of Your Own Clothes Because That Is Your Only Option

Porridge vs. Pottage: The Debate Rages On

The Six Most Common Mistakes First-Timers Make With Fountains Of Spiced Wine

Tired Of The Same Old Weeknight Dinners? Why Not Serve A Rabbit Trussed To Look Like Pegasus?

Miniature Edible Castles And You

How To Make A Cold Supper That Tastes Just As Good After Three Weeks In Your Saddlebag Riding To The Holy Land As It Did Last Night

Salt And How To Use It

Fill A Roasted Bear With Gilded Apples, Then Carve It At Table To Surprise And Delight Your Guests From Nuremberg Who Will Die Of Summer Fever Later That Evening

Read more Tips From My Forthcoming Medieval Lifestyle Blog at The Toast.

24 Jul 15:01

Still waiting for this option. [x]



Still waiting for this option. [x]

19 Jul 12:53

ALL OF THESE.





















ALL OF THESE.

19 Jul 10:05

Cockatiel



Cockatiel

16 Jul 13:28

hungryhungryhiddles: travelingbythoughts: this is the greatest...



hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

I have always related to Cookie Monster the most.

10 Jul 18:59

Steven Spielberg Criticized for the "Triceratops He Just Slaughtered"

Steven Spielberg Criticized for the "Triceratops He Just Slaughtered"

It's not uncommon for a poacher or hunter to receive harsh criticism and public shaming, but does it count when the animal in question goes WAY beyond the endangered species list?

Click here for a larger view of the top image and here for a larger view of the bottom image.

poacher spielberg

Submitted by: (via Dangerous Minds)

10 Jul 19:38

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