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22 Dec 06:00

Comic for December 22, 2013

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19 Dec 20:00

Love In The Time Of Zombies: Christmas Special

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Chivalry is a zombie.

Text/Chat/Email | CA, USA

(My boyfriend and I have been doing the long-distance thing for the last five of the nine months we’ve been dating. My birthday is a few days before Christmas. We have made plans to have me meet his mom on that day. He plans to give me both a Christmas gift and a birthday gift. Although I’m the sentimental sort, I’ve been wracking my brain trying to think of what to give to him. I’m trying to get him to reveal anything I can use to make a meaningful gift for him that he’ll like.)

Me: “I’m trying to come up with some ideas for what to do to celebrate Christmas with you in some way. I want to do something special, but my imagination’s lacking.”

Boyfriend: “I am not ignoring you. Just got home five minutes ago. Eating mac and cheese. And anything is special as long as it’s with you.”

Me: “HOW!? You are wonderful. I can’t help wondering how you do it? Make me feel like I do?’”

Boyfriend: “Thank my mom for raising a gentleman. Chivalry isn’t dead; it’s a boss.”

Me: “A thousand times I thank her. Chivalry is a zombie. People thought they’d killed it, but it keeps coming back. And totally wants women for their brains.”

Related:
Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 4
Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 3
Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 2
Love In The Time Of Zombies

09 Nov 18:42

Class DISMISSED

by Justin Pierce
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That is just what they would expect us to think.

Sometimes making the background spontaneously combust is all part of being an adult.

01 Sep 23:00

Youtube Trick

by noreply@blogger.com (Joanne Casey)