Valentine’s card from my husband :)
Is Sarah Palin asshole of the day for using Green Eggs & Ham to justify opposition to Obamacare?
Yes, she appeared to rewrite Green Eggs & Ham as an anti-Obama screed, but then it turns out she was just reading a commonly forwarded email chain. Wow.
For the best take on how ridiculous it is to use Green Eggs & Ham, which is about overcoming resistance to change and new things, read this post at Mediate: Sarah Palin Should Actually Finish Green Eggs and Ham and Other Seuss Books
Photo source: The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery’s Page
"anti-slavery propaganda" lol
Haha, fuck James Bond, for real.
In case you don’t remember who Deepak Chopra is, he’s an internationally acclaimed scam artist and alt-medicine purveyor. Among his claims are that he can manipulate quantum mechanics to cure cancer, that the HIV virus emits sound, and that brushing your teeth can cure cataracts. He is also, bizarrely, a board member of Men’s Wearhouse.
The game itself allows you to “meditate” in front of your giant HDTV using an Xbox and a Kinect sensor, which is kind of a bizarre way to block out the world and look within your mind. But what else would you expect from a man who claims that allergies are a result of poor digestion?
“Camo Condoms” are a great idea. When you’re out in the woods, a deer can spot a regular condom at three-quarters of a mile.
"...all the way back to your racist-ass hole, you racist asshole"
Honestly, if you’re more worried about making sure some nazi is labelled correctly rather than his deeds, you need to check yourself all the way back to your racist-ass hole, you racist asshole.
Let’s talk about having room for milk in your coffee.
First off, that is less coffee than you asked for. You ordered a 16 oz. cup of coffee, you should get a 16 oz. cup of coffee. If I wanted a smaller cup, I would order one. For that matter, WHO WANTS LESS COFFEE?
Also on notice is anyone that orders a cup of coffee, goes over to the “milk station” with the sugar, milk, stirrers, etc., and pours out coffee into the trash can. Do you know what kind of mess that creates for those cleaning it up? And again, you there, who ordered a coffee, why did you go wanting less coffee?
I decided to rant about this into a camera:
shared for the mouseover text
The real deal here is the free screaming horse head that informs you of other deals. If only it clipped coupons, too. That would reeeeally be something.
I got another video over at Dorkly this week, guys! Do you love Sam & Max? Do you love True Detective? I love all these things. Me n’ some of the guys thought it would be funny to smash them together, and smash we did! Feast on it here, my little yellow kings:
Sure, it’s just about the size of a real-life horse, but do you really want to pay this much for a lamp? And where are you going to put it?
Client: I need you to make me an ad for my parent’s anniversary.
Me: No problem. What size?
Client: I don’t know. Whatever you want.
Me: Okay, do you have a picture?
Client: Not yet, I’m still deciding on one.
Me: What would you like the ad to say?
Client: I thought I’d leave that up to you.
Me: So, you want an ad, but don’t know the size, you don’t have the ad copy, and you don’t have a picture? I’d love to help, but why don’t you come see me when you have more info.
Client: That would leave it too late! I wanted to make sure you had plenty of time to work with it.
Me: Work with what…?
Some of us have it better than others based purely on where we were born. Like, a lot better.