happy friday, yoo guys!
can't stop now
2000 dolla bag no cash in the purse
Woman at a mirror (1907), Theo van Rysselberghe / Self portrait (1900), Henri Rousseau / Blood On The Leaves, Kanye West
Wowee Zowee! War is so cool, when tons of people die for no real reason. It’s great, all the needless dying. It’s like a cool Extreme Sport but everyone is allowed to participate if they just sign up with their local government.
Speaking of dying, you may want to do just that after watching my latest video at Dorkly! It was adapted from an Adam Conover script and some of the graphic effects are done by our good friend Harris Porter! Watch it and try not barf, like most of the people in the comments apparently did!
Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.
She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.
She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.
After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.
I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions.
This woman is the stuff of which heroes were made—her, and the women who went to her.
That’s some deep shit right there.
my dog loves this shirt
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
more because i think i posted the last two
But a woman can
Rainbow portrait of Queen Elizabeth I (c.1600), Isaac Oliver / Power, Kanye West
The art of wrestling
The Wrestlers (1853), Gustave Courbet / The Art of Peer Pressure, Kendrick Lamar
"Frozzen: A Passion Play" #drunkjcrew @drunkjcrewuguys
Effigy, eh? Yeah, nothing burns like an effigy
"Actually, two of those"
Hey everyone! Here are some items from the SUPER secret menu, that you should order next time you get a chance:
A Burger with EXTRA Cheese – Like a burger, but with additional cheese!
A Burrito – Ordered from a burger place, they are legally required to go find one.
Ghost Droppings – Glowing traces of the supernatural, usually from fast food joints with a long, storied history or built above a burial ground.
A Whole Turkey – Keep in mind for Thanksgiving!
A Car Tire – Bring an appetite!
“Actually, two of those” – This secret phrase doubles the quantity of the previous item.
An Empty Bag – Save yourself the trouble of eating anything.
A Car Tire with Cheese – Bring an appetite, plus cheese!
So when you’re choking down cheese-soaked rubber, think of me!
Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.
Maybe you don't understand how much a billion dollars is then.
no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips
Aight, we’re mad at pumpkins now? Sounds good to me, fuck pumpkins.