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29 Jul 15:25

Guardians of the Galaxy Is Getting an Animated Series, a Sequel, Your Money - Everybody pretend to be surprised.

by Rebecca Pahle

Let's see this movie this weekend?

Guardians animated series

The reviews of Guardians of the Galaxy have been nothing but good (well, 97% good), so it’s no surprise that Marvel’s pushing things into high gear even before the movie comes out. Now on the horizon: an animated show for Disney XD and a sequel, natch. But who’s directing the latter?

That would be Guardians director James Gunn, whom Marvel has wisely decided to keep on-board for the second film. A release date of July 28, 2017 was announced Marvel’s SDCC panel. It’s not the most flashy news—a sequel to a blockbuster superhero movie, wow—but it’s good all the same. I had the chance to see Guardians last night, and I can add my voice to the chorus saying it’s excellent. Gunn managed to fit an impressive amount of curse words into it (mostly sh*ts, b*stards, and b*tches), and as a foulmouthed sonofagun myself, I appreciate that.

As for the cartoon, it’ll be airing on Disney XD at some point probably in the near future. That’s all we know for sure. Collider points out that Star-Lord, Gamora, Rocket Racoon, Groot, and Drax the Destroyer were voiced by Chris Cox, Nikka Futterman, Seth Green, Kevin Michael Richardson, and David Sobolov on Marvel’s Avengers Assemble, so there might be some overlap there.

Marvel Animations’ Senior Vice President Eric Radomski said at SDCC that their goal is to “get [the Guardians] into the minds of everybody who might not know about them.” There was also a minute-long trailer screened at SDCC; it hasn’t leaked, but Geek Magazine has a description:

The 60-second clip opens to a futuristic city scape, with Rocket Raccoon evading a laser shooting probe. Rocket jumps off a tall structure, rolling on his back as he blasts the probe. An unseen voice says “Hey, fuzzy,” and is revealed to be Star-Lord.  ”if we’re going to be hanging out together you’re going to need bigger blasters.” The scene fades to the Guardians of the Galaxy logo and the fans in Hall H presumably go wild.

Disney XD also renewed Avengers Assemble and Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of Smash.

(via Deadline)

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29 Jul 16:27

The NRA's Top Attorney Was Convicted of Murder in 1964

The NRA's Top Attorney Was Convicted of Murder in 1964

According to recently unearthed court records, Bob Dowlut—who for 30 years has been the architect of the National Rifle Association's legal and cultural agenda—was sentenced to life in an Indiana prison for shooting a shopkeeper during a robbery before murdering a single mother with the same gun.

"[T]hose who argue that a significant share of serious violence is perpetrated by previously nonviolent 'average Joes' are clinging to a myth," Dowlut—the NRA's general counsel—once wrote in a law journal, citing another author's assertion that "the 'average' gun owner and the 'average' criminal are worlds apart in background, social outlooks, and economic circumstances." But Dowlut's own criminal past raises questions about his qualifications to speak for those law-abiding "average Joes."

Using more than 2,000 pages of testimony—including behind-doors discussions that were never revealed to the jury that convicted Dowlut—Mother Jones' Dave Gilson tells in a mesmerizing longread how the then-Army private with a juvenile gun-crime record confessed to police and led them to a cemetery plot where he had buried the alleged murder weapon: a .455 Webley pistol.

Dowlut was already well-known to police in his hometown of South Bend, Indiana, having escaped jail time after a juvie judge gave him a pass for robbing a local museum of several guns and using them to hold up a restaurant for $135. So when the mother of Dowlut's longtime girlfriend ended up shot twice in the heart and he was caught in a lie about his whereabouts that night, he explained how he'd come to kill her after trying to rob a store and shooting its proprietor in the stomach.

But after serving half a decade in prison, and despite solid forensic evidence matching Dowlut's dug-up pistol to the murder, the Indiana Supreme Court found that police had overzealously violated his constitutional rights in obtaining that confession—they reportedly denied him a lawyer despite multiple requests—and his conviction was overturned. Prosecutors gave up on trying the case again when much of their evidence was tossed out with the confession.

Dowlut went on to reinvent himself as an attorney and went straight to work for the NRA shortly after law school, just as the organization turned from its sporting roots to a more radical agenda:

Dowlut joined the organization just as it was being reborn. In what became known as the Cincinnati Revolt, hardliners had overthrown the NRA's moderate leadership and installed Harlon Carter as executive vice president in 1977. Under Carter, the NRA adopted uncompromising rhetoric and an aggressive political strategy that turned it into one of the nation's most powerful interest groups. Carter also envisioned recruiting "young men and women—lawyers, constitutional scholars, writers, historians, professors—who some day will be old and gray and wise, widely published and highly respected. It will be those individuals—in the future—who will provide the means to save the Second Amendment."

And that's just what Dowlut has become, shifting over the past three decades from defending gun rights to advancing an agenda of exceptional rights for gun owners and militias, one that overturns even the most popular, minimal limits on the purchase, possession, carry, and use of firearms.

As Gilson points out, it's unclear whether Dowlut ever told anyone at the gun group, including close friend and frontman Wayne LaPierre, about his criminal past. Ironically, his and the NRA's rhetoric of demonizing criminals as "not like us" and praising "good guys with guns" is precisely the kind of Manichaean outlook that once led cops to violate his civil rights as a murder suspect. Then again, maybe the cops and the NRA were right. Maybe Dowlut's not a good guy with a gun, but just another criminal lowlife.

07 Jul 17:30

A Six-Month Reading List

by Emma Carmichael
by Emma Carmichael

Courtesy The Millions, here is every new book you will want to read in the next six months. I just finished The Flamethrowers, so I'll catch up with you all 'round 2016. [The Millions]

07 Jul 19:40

This Little Girl’s To-Do List Is A Reminder Why Little Girls Are Not To Be F*cked With

by Stacey Ritzen


Reddit user lala989 posted this photo yesterday with the caption: “My daughter’s list in case anything happens to her older brother.” Yes, you have to take everything you see posted on the internet with a grain of salt (especially when children are involved), and yes, there is a possibility that this could be fake — but do I personally think it’s real? Without a question. Little girls are f*cking diaboloical, and I should know since I used to be one. Sure, little boys might pull your pigtails and push you into a mud puddle, but little girls will plot to hammer everything that you love. This kid is going to make one HELL of a divorce attorney someday, I can tell you that much.

(Reddit via Jezebel)

Filed under: Upcoming, Web Culture Tagged: little girls, REDDIT, Terrifying
07 Jul 17:13

At last, downtown Dallas will get its movie theater: an eight-screen Alamo Drafthouse in the Cedars

by Robert Wilonsky

One year from now, the Alamo Drafthouse Dallas expects to open its doors on Cadiz and Lamar in the Cedars. (Rendering courtesy Bill DiGaetano)

In May 2012 Bill DiGaetano said he expected to open “four to six” Alamo Drafthouse movie theaters throughout “the entire” Dallas-Fort Worth area, but until now there’s been just the one in Richardson. That will change come mid-2015: This time next year, DiGaetano says, Dallas will have its very own Alamo — a two-story multiplex on the southwest corner of Cadiz Street and S. Lamar Street in the Cedars, between the Dallas Convention Center and the South Side on Lamar.

Yes, you read that correctly: Downtown Dallas, more or less, will once again have its very own movie theater, the first since the 10-house cinema in the West End Marketplace went dark 14 years ago.

Says Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings, the Alamo Drafthouse’s arrival in the Cedars “fans the flames of progress” currently being made in downtown Dallas. “And it’s exactly the strategy needed to grow southern Dallas.”

DiGaetano says the Alamo Drafthouse Dallas, which will be developed and owned by Matthews Southwest and operated by DiGaetano’s Two is One, One is None LLC, will have eight screens and seat around 1,000 moviegoers. The eight houses will have the requisite digital projectors augmented with Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound, but a handful will also be outfitted with 35mm projectors in keeping with the Austin-born chain’s reputation for mixing in old and eclectic films among its first-run offerings.

There will also be a second-story bar: the Glass Half Full Taproom, a craft-beer-and-food lounge that will hold 200 and have two patios, one of which will face downtown. DiGaetano says the other outdoor space will have a movie screen and a stage for live music.

“A lot of chains will look at us and go. ‘What are you doing?’” DiGaetano says. “But the demographic within three miles of the Cedars site and three miles of Richardson are identical when it comes to density and average incomes — and there are no theaters. We’re going to be able to pull in this great community in downtown and around downtown.”

This is what the Cedars site currently looks like. (Google Earth)

The Alamo will replace an empty building and parking lot on S. Lamar, just a few blocks away from where Jack Matthews is currently building a mixed-used project with 280 apartments units, ground-floor retail space and a parking garage on a vacant lot. The vacant building — which briefly housed the Dallas Music Complex in the mid-1990s — will be torn down, but the bricks will be reused for the Alamo construction. Matthews says the site will also have 400 parking spaces.

DiGaetano and Matthews say they began discussing planting an Alamo in the Cedars three years ago, but shelved the plans until a few months ago. It also doesn’t hurt that the Richardson location is doing far better than DiGaetano expected, as in: “We’ve been cash-flowing since month one.” Local businesses have also profited from its success: The Alamo Drafthouse Richardson sells Dude, Sweet Chocolate at its concessions stand, and pours locally made beers (among them Four Corners, Deep Ellum and Community) at the bar.

“When I moved up here three years ago I wasn’t as familiar with the Metroplex as I am now,” DiGaetano says. “But when we looked at the site three years ago, we said ‘It feels like Alamo.’ And we said, ‘Why isn’t there a theater down there? Why hasn’t anyone taken the leap?” … [visit site to read more]

05 Jul 19:00

Study: Office Sexism Starts In The Guy’s Marriage

by Claire Hannum
Study: Office Sexism Starts In The Guy's Marriage

According to new research by the University of North Carolina, men with stay-at-home wives are more likely to have a negative outlook on women in the workforce. Five studies were carried out on almost 1,000 married heterosexual men, and even with the use of varying types of research methods and samples, results were grimly consistent.

Guys with stay-at-home wives were also found to have less positive views about companies led by women and to believe they aren’t operating as efficiently. These men are also more likely to deny promotion opportunities to women and otherwise make choices that prevent their qualified female coworkers from moving up in their career ranks.

What’s especially depressing about this is that often the guys’ marriage almost seemed to almost cause these sexist behaviors rather than just reflect beliefs they’ve always held. Most of the time, the men who were found to be sexist didn’t have that kind of outlook when they first got married. Over time, men married to unemployed women become less supportive of ladies with jobs, while on the other hand, men whose wives are employed become more supportive toward working women over time.

This data isn’t only a bummer for working women, but for wives who choose to stay home as well. I don’t believe a guy just automatically goes into jerk mode the second his wife decides to stop working — it’s obviously far more complicated than that. Either way, women should be able to have whatever kind of employment path they want without having to worry that it will somehow alter their husband’s views on equality. I hope these researchers conduct this same study on whether women with stay-at-home husbands go through the same shift in beliefs! [NBC]

05 Jul 19:19

​Epic Garden Obstacle Course is Basically Ninja Warrior for Squirrels

by Isha Aran

Apparently Youtube user Steve Barley had made an obstacle course for squirrels before, but this is some next level shit. He's rigged up the "Triple Squirrel Assault Course" out of everyday items like an ironing board and a sink plunger. Honestly, I wish that thing was human size because it looks way too fun. Anyway, watch these two squirrels achieve Total Victory and feast on some prized nuts!


18 Jun 00:00

The Search For The Most Insanely Dedicated World Cup Fan Has Ended With This Guy

by Ashley Burns
Crazy Mexico Fan

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There won’t be any crazy World Cup fan reaction videos being uploaded to YouTube after today’s 0-0 tie between Mexico and Brazil, unless you’re the kind of person who loves watching people get really excited and then let down within a matter of seconds. Then again, the tie was just as good as a win for Mexico, so maybe their fans were getting crazy in the streets after shutting out the home team. At the very least, the guy in the banner image was probably the life of the party wherever he went with his ridiculous giant winged costume.

Crazy Mexico Fan 2

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Okay, I kind of lied, though, because there is at least one awesome reaction video from today’s Mexico-Brazil tie. Whether she knows it or not, this lady has become one of the Internet’s stars of the day for her late game shock and disbelief.

Meanwhile, if I’m awarding a prize for the saddest fan from today’s early World Cup action, it might be this faithful Brazilian.

Sad Brazil Fan

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I’ve seen Cirque Du Soleil clowns with more zest for life than this fan. Hey, speaking of clowns that might haunt my dreams, this Brazilian fan!

Terrifying Brazil Fan

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But even when they’re trying to support their team, the Brazilian fans are still sticking it to the corrupt jerks at FIFA with these joyous balloons.

Brazil Protesters

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Nothing says, “You’re not welcome here,” like a bunch of colorful balloons.

Filed under: Media, Sports Tagged: 2014 FIFA World Cup, 2014 WORLD CUP, BRAZIL, Mexico, SOCCER FANS ARE INSANE, WORLD CUP
16 Jun 19:35


17 Jun 18:40

Alabama Finally Legalizes Oral and Anal Sex

by Callie Beusman

Alabama Finally Legalizes Oral and Anal Sex

On Friday, an Alabama appeals court struck down a law banning consensual oral and anal sex between unmarried persons. All over the state, people celebrated by continuing to mind their own goddamn sex-business in the privacy of their own homes.


17 Jun 19:20

OK Go Did It Again With The New Video For ‘The Writing’s On The Wall’

by Ashley Burns


If you’re prone to bouts of dizziness, then you may want to sit this brand new OK Go music video out and just download the single with the new “Upside Out” EP. The band worked its magic yet again by creating one of the most visually-fascinating concepts that it could come up with, which has always seemed quite impossible when you consider everything from the iconic treadmill video for “Here We Go Again” to both the Rube Goldberg Machine and marching band concepts for “This Too Shall Pass.” But Damian Kulash and Co. somehow managed to take the mindf*cking creativity to yet another level with “The Writing’s On the Wall.”

According to Rolling Stone, this video took the band three weeks and 50 takes to get right, as Kulash wanted to exhibit his mates’ appreciation of artists like Salvador Dali, Felice Varini and Dan Tobin-Smith, while also keeping the theme of the song prevalent (it’s about a breakup, naturally). Go ahead and give it a few views, because it’s almost impossible to keep track of one trick to the next without stopping to wonder, “How the hell did they do that?”

Filed under: Music, Upcoming Tagged: ART, holy crap, music videos, ok go
14 Jun 20:00

Tim Gunn Wants A Plus-Size Season Of “Project Runway” (And So Do We!)

by Winona Dimeo-Ediger

Good idea!

Tim Gunn Wants A Size 12 Project Runway

“I would like to do a season of Project Runway where every model is larger than a size 12.”

Tim Gunn had a great answer to the question, “What reality show have you not done but wish you could?” in a recent roundtable interview with The Hollwood Reporter. A special season of PR dedicated to designing clothing for women size 12 and above, of course! God, I would watch the hell out of this, wouldn’t you? You hear that, Bravo? We want a plus-size “Project Runway.” As soon as possible. Make it work. [Hollywood Reporter]

12 Jun 13:00

Add an Aluminum Pan Opposite the Coals for Perfect Grilling

by Mihir Patkar

Add an Aluminum Pan Opposite the Coals for Perfect Grilling

The editors of Cook's Illustrated take their grilling seriously, and they're sharing their secret to uniform cooking: an aluminum baking pan with water, placed opposite the coals.


10 Jun 20:20

Meet The Florida Man Arrested For Repeatedly Sexting Naked Photos To Police

by ryanuproxx


A Florida man was arrested on Sunday after repeatedly sending lewd and provocative photos to a police officer’s department-issued cell phone.

Paul Arnold Kirleis, 30, initially contacted the police to report a suspicious vehicle in his neighborhood. Then things got flirty:

After their conversation, according to reports, the officer began to receive texts from Kirleis’s phone number. The first text asked, “Who is this?” and the second text said, “I am boo,” according to reports.

Then things got sexy:

Following those texts, the officer received a photo of a man in a black thong and nothing else, according to reports. Two more photos followed, with a man who resembled Kirleis sending a photo of himself naked, bent over and looking back at the camera, and a photo of a man in lingerie, bent over, looking back at the camera, according to reports.

Then things got downright solicitous:

A sixth text said, “Sooo,” according to reports.

Sooo he was put in handcuffs, and not the fun kind. Kirleis, who said he was intoxicated and did not remember much from the night, was charged with “stalking and prohibition of certain acts in connection with obscene, lewd materials.”

(Via Naples Daily News; H/T Mandatory)

Filed under: Upcoming, Web Culture Tagged: FLORIDA, Sexting, SEXTS
10 Jun 17:20

A Teacher Who Slept With Her Student Put Inappropriate Photos On Facebook

by Josh Kurp

I'm all SHITT!!!... No, wait. Not mine. :D

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Stephanie Amato, 30, is an eighth grade special education teacher in Philadelphia who turned herself into the authorities last week for allegedly having sex with one of her students. According to 6ABC, “the sex was consensual but illegal because the student is a minor.”

A police source told Action News there were “at least 10″ sexual encounters between Amato and the victim.

“He’s not doing too well, he doesn’t want to go to school. He feels humiliated, since that happened he changed,” said the child’s father.

Sources say even though Amato knew she had to turn herself in to police Wednesday, she posted pictures on Facebook of herself hanging out with her students on Tuesday night. (Via)

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I’m sure it was worth the 19 Likes, though.

Via 6ABC

Filed under: Upcoming, Web Culture Tagged: Facebook, STUDENTS, teachers
09 Jun 19:00

12 WTF “Facts” About The Vagina According To Stock Photography (NSFW)

by Amelia McDonell-Parry
12 WTF "Facts" About The Vagina According To Stock Photography

I never would have guessed that combing through stock photography would be such an exciting and enlightening part of my job, but everyday I encounter at least one photograph that teaches me something new about life, love and even my own body. Oh yeah, stock photography is full of wisdom about the vagina — crazy shit your gynecologist probably never told you. For example… [Photos: Shutterstock]

29 May 17:00

Daughters of Dads Who Do Household Chores Grow Up with More Ambition

by Madeleine Davies

Daughters of Dads Who Do Household Chores Grow Up with More Ambition

If you're a parent who wants to inspire your daughter to break down gender barriers with her eventual career choice, here's one way to go about it: New research shows that little girls who see their dads participating in household chores are more likely to want jobs in higher paying, traditionally male dominated fields.


24 May 22:00 Combines Tons of Internet Troubleshooting Tools Into One Web Page

by Dave Greenbaum Combines Tons of Internet Troubleshooting Tools Into One Web Page

When you are trying to troubleshoot internet connection issues, knowledge is power. consolidates 21 different tests on one handy page.


25 May 17:30

I’m Sorry For What These Gloomy Video Game Characters Are About To Do To Your Feelings

by Becky Chambers

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Toad, Toad, come here. You’re my go-to guy in Mario Kart. You’re Princess Peach’s right-hand shroom. We’ve all had days like that, buddy. It’s going to be okay.

Artist Christopher Hemsworth is the fiendish mind behind these. Click through for more 16-bit angst. Prints are available at Society6.

(via Geeks Are Sexy)

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23 Apr 19:50

China Has Designed The Perfect Desk To Keep Your Cat Off Your Laptop Once And For All

by staceyuproxx

LYCS Architecture

One of the great things about working from home is that I don’t have to put up with crap from coworkers who try to assert authority in the saddest and smallest way possible by policing refrigerator real estate, eat loud and/or smelly food at their desks, or come in spreading the plague everywhere after one of their goddamn kids comes home and infects their entire household.

However, as a pet owner who works from home, one of the truths of my daily existence is that at some point during the day, a cat’s butthole will come in direct contact with my laptop — most likely the keyboard part of the laptop.

Well, to solve this problem, an innovative Hong Kong design company called LYCS Architecture has created the CATable, an interactive piece of furniture which can be enjoyed by both humans and their feline companions — designed by Ruan Hao, and exhibited in the University of Milan at Milan Design Week. From the LYCS Architecture website:

[People] who lives with cat always has those kind of experiences:

1. Putting away the cat from your lap top was like a sentimental ritual of temporary farewell.

2. A proper sized hole could be so irresistible to cats. Their curiosity would be greatly satisfied through repetitively exploring the unknown  path behind the hole.

The design of CATable was a fusion of those experiences, as well a locus where the interaction occurs. It is a table for us, and a paradise for cats.


LYCS Architecture


LYCS Architecture


LYCS Architecture

The only downside? While daily occurrences of laptop butt-planting might decreased, I have a feeling that “lunch burglaring” might skyrocket. ESPECIALLY on tuna sandwich days.

(All images used with permission of LYCS Architecture)

Filed under: Web Culture Tagged: ARCHITECTURE, Cats, CHINA
23 Apr 21:28

You’ve never seen Dallas like this: From 1939, in radiant color, a look at downtown captured on Kodachrome

by Robert Wilonsky

A long, long time ago I stumbled across quite the find on eBay: some 1939 Kodachrome footage showing off downtown Dallas in glorious color. It caught the attention of a few … [visit site to read more]

23 Apr 22:15

Chase Bank Is Shutting Down Porn Actors' Bank Accounts

by Callie Beusman

Chase Bank Is Shutting Down Porn Actors' Bank Accounts

Reportedly, Chase Bank recently sent letters to hundreds of porn performers informing them that their accounts will be shut down by mid-May. This isn't the first time Chase has targeted those who work in the adult industry — and, sadly, I doubt it will be the last.


23 Apr 11:00

David Foster Wallace's Best Productivity Tricks

by Thorin Klosowski

David Foster Wallace's Best Productivity Tricks

David Foster Wallace committed suicide in 2008 at the age of 46, but even with a short amount of time he was still one of the most productive and interesting writers of the 21st century. Let's take a look at how he did it.


15 Apr 00:25

Finland's New Stamps Are Really Gay

by Kat Callahan on ROYGBIV, shared by Rebecca Rose to Jezebel

uh... Finland?

Finland's New Stamps Are Really Gay

The new stamps from the Finland postal service are gay. Like really gay. Like overtly gay. And that's the point. The new stamps feature artwork from Tom of Finland, an artist known for the in-your-face homoeroticism of his illustrations.


15 Apr 11:30

This Workbench is Perfect for Small-Space DIY Projects

by Alan Henry

This Workbench is Perfect for Small-Space DIY Projects

You don't have to live large or have a huge garage to get your DIY on , but apartment dwellers and people in small spaces can often find it challenging to find room for tools or just flat space to work. This space-saving workbench handles both, and bonus, it's easy to build yourself.


12 Apr 13:00

These Popsicle Stick Jokes Are Really Depressing

by Winona Dimeo-Ediger

Depressing Popsicle Stick Jokes

Portland advertising mavens Jason Kreher and Matt Moore wanted to explore the dark subjects that make people laugh, and more specifically, “take something innocent and make it profane.” What better way to do that than replacing the usual corny one-liners printed on popsicle sticks with some seriously dark jokes? Their finished product is called SchadenFreezers, melting popsicle joke GIFs described as “strawberry, blueberry and lemon-flavored joy derived from the suffering of others.” After the jump, check out a few more SchadenFreezers. The ones that I could post without crying, anyway…

Depressing Popsicle Stick Jokes

Depressing Popsicle Stick Jokes

Depressing Popsicle Stick Jokes

These are far from the worst ones — see whole batch of frozen black comedy on the SchadenFreezers Tumblr (if you dare).

[Design Taxi]

10 Apr 00:37


09 Apr 20:28

America, Why Are You Naming All Your Boys Like This?

by Robert T. Gonzalez on io9, shared by Jessica Coen to Jezebel

America, Why Are You Naming All Your Boys Like This?

Are you a boy whose name ends in "n"? Congratulations, you are contributing to one of the weirdest naming trends in American history.


07 Apr 18:30

Hot Trend Alert: Prison Chic, Courtesy of British Vogue

by Callie Beusman

Hot Trend Alert: Prison Chic, Courtesy of British Vogue

Today in "Vogue, noooooo," British Vogue is urging Orange Is The New Black fans to purchase conceptual prison-inspired designer garments. The three recommended items add up to about $1500. So chic!


07 Apr 18:30

Game Of Lulz: The Internet’s Funniest Reactions To The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 4 Premiere

by Kris Maske

There’s no show that inspires the internet quite like Game of Thrones. I’ve been almost as excited about the return of next day reactions to each individual episode as I have been about the new season itself.

As you probably guessed, there are plenty of Arya, The Hound, and chicken chuckles to be had today. So let’s get right to it, starting with “sucks to be you, HBO Go user,” followed by my favorite GIF from last night being replaced by my new favorite.