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25 Jul 14:48

The Next Time You’re Outside

by DOGHOUSE DIARIES
Bjorn.gangeness

This raises all kinds of questions about picnics and food safety.

The Next Time You're Outside

I’m pretty sure this is accurate. Comments on Facebook.

26 Jul 04:00

July 26, 2014


24 Jul 16:28

Using a skydiving simulator like a boss!

Bjorn.gangeness

Holy shit.

22 Jul 23:10

Bill Ackman Tries to Destroy Herbalife, Cries, and Their Stock Skyrockets Instead

by Polly Mosendz
Bjorn.gangeness

This is kinda hilarious. Bummer to lose $1 billion. I'd cry too.

Image (AP Photo/Herbalife, Susan Goldman)
A worker cleans the logo on the Herbalife sign as finishing touches are put on the company's building in Torrance, Calif. Herbalife came out swinging Thursday, Jan. 10, 2013 against claims made by hedge fund manager William Ackman that the business amounts to a pyramid scheme. ( (AP PHOTO/HERBALIFE, SUSAN GOLDMAN))

Earlier this week, Bill Ackman said he would give "the most important presentation" of his career, promising to deliver a "death blow" to health systems company Herbalife. Well, the presentation has come and gone, and while some tears were shed, Herbalife is still standing. In fact, their stock had a nice increase after Ackman's presentation. 

Ackman, head of Pershing Square Capital Management and self proclaimed activist-investor, put together a 250-ish slide deck about Herbalife. Pershing Square spent $50 million on the investigation, infiltrating 240 of Herbalife's health clubs. His investigation and presentation set about proving Herbalife is running a pyramid scheme with no real customers, only "phantom, fictitious customers."

While Ackman heavily attacked the Herbalife clubs, where representatives attempt to sell their products, and in turn, sign up more representatives. His attack went after this process, which he said required the reps to sign up for classes before distributing products, spending much of their own money without being able to earn anything for a long time. He said their recruitment process "creates this tendency to want to stay, because you're almost going to make it."

As for the people who are signing up, Ackman said, "It's a tragedy because they don't know they're being defrauded." He also accused the clubs of violating labor laws, again linked to need do lots of work for no pay at first setup.

Then, later on, the tears started. Ackman began discussing the "American Dream," saying "I'm a huge beneficiary of this country. [Herbalife CEO] Michael Johnson is a predator ... It's criminal. It's time to shut [Herbalife] down." He was certainly choked up and maybe shed a few tears, according to those in attendance:

Ackman tearing up (crying) using all the tricks in his bag.

— DennisM (@newsagg) July 22, 2014

This is all part of Ackman's $1 billion bet against Herbalife, which he made in December 2012. At that time, he publicly launched an attack on Herbalife, saying he was shorting their stock. Of course, this spurred other investors to go long. Carl Icahn, with whom Ackman has had a long, but now resolved feud, went long and now holds 17 percent of Herbalife's stock.

Herbalife also offered a strong statement, responding directly to Ackman's attempt to ruin them: 

Once again, Bill Ackman has over-promised and under-delivered on his $1 billion bet against our company. After spending $50 million, two years and tens of thousands of man-hours, Bill Ackman further demonstrated today that the facts are on our side.

We will continue to focus on our mission of bringing good nutrition and economic opportunities to communities across the globe. We recognize that he is running out of time to make good on his bad bet against Herbalife, with the equivalent of 25.7 million shares in put options that expire on January 17, 2015. Today is evidence that Bill Ackman will not succeed.

According to a recent study commission by the company, 87.5% of nutrition club operators feel good about the money they earn and 92% want to continue with their club. We are confident that the facts are on our side and look forward to fighting back."

The company is being investigated by the Federal Trade Commission, so perhaps the $50 million investigation was not all in vain. But for now, Herbalife is up 25.45 percent today.

via MSN Money. 

 








18 Jul 14:02

Science

by adafruit
Bjorn.gangeness

Anyone want to get back into X-files with me?


Scully Likes Science

18 Jul 15:15

What Does Space Smell Like?

by Rebecca Greenfield
Bjorn.gangeness

I like the cold aspect that this description adds to the smell of space.

Astronaut Reid Wiseman takes to Twitter with an olfactory report from space.

Add "wet clothing after rolling around in the snow" to the ways astronauts describe the smell of space.

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17 Jul 04:00

July 17, 2014

Bjorn.gangeness

Sometimes it's what you don't say that means the most.


Whee!
11 Jul 13:00

Employment Among New Chemistry PhDs

Bjorn.gangeness

Grad-school. #nevergo

Another dose of reality for the "Terrible STEM Shortage!" folks, courtesy of Slate. Here's what author Jordan Weissmann has to say:

With a little cleaning up, however, the federal data do tell a pretty clear story: The market for new Ph.D.s in the much obsessed-about STEM fields—science, technology, engineering, and math—is stagnant. Over the last 20 years, employment rates are either flat or down in each major discipline, from computer science to chemistry. It’s not what you’d expect given the way companies like Microsoft talk about talent shortages.

Why no, it isn't, is it? There seems to be something a bit off. Weissmann is working with data from the NIH NSF and their surveys of new doctorates in the sciences, and it shows several things. For one, the post-doc populations remain very high in every field, which isn't a good sign. The number of new doctorates who report being employed has not attained the levels seen in the late 1990s, for any field. And here's chemistry in particular:
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Not a very pretty picture, to be sure. It's true that the number of postdocs have been declining the last few years, but the slack seems to be picked up, more or less equally, by people who are getting jobs and people falling into the flat-out unemployed category. And remember, this is a snapshot of new doctorates, so the numbers for more experienced people are going to be different (but ugly in their own way, to judge from the waves of layoffs over the last few years). It's notable that the new chemistry doctorate holders who are unemployed have outnumbered the ones with non-postdoc jobs for the last few years, which may well be unprecedented.

Weissmann's figures for computer science doctorate and engineers are telling, too, and I refer you to the article for them. Neither group has made it back to its heights back in 2000 or so, although the 2011-2012 number have picked up a bit. Whether that's a blip or a real inflection point remains to be seen. It's safe to say, though, that none of these charts support the "Just can't find anybody to hire" narrative that you hear from so many companies.

16 Jul 14:44

Generating power from heat will soon be dirt cheap

by Steve Dent
Thermoelectrics -- which use wasted heat to generate electricity -- could get a lot more interesting thanks to a company called Alphabet Energy. It's set to commercialize tetrahedrite, a metal that more than doubles the efficiency of current tech for...
16 Jul 00:20

Tesla's $35,000 car will be called the Model 3

by Richard Lawler
Tesla hasn't quite delivered its new Model X SUV yet, but at least we have a name for its first electric vehicle pointed at the mainstream. In an interview with AutoExpress, CEO Elon Musk revealed it will be called the Model 3 (with three bars to...
10 Jul 20:00

Gif of the Day: Airplane Drops Fish to Repopulate Lake

Gif of the Day: Airplane Drops Fish to Repopulate Lake

It doesn't seem like this works too well, but it must...

Submitted by: (via Ted Hallows)

Tagged: nature , gifs , lakes , fish , airplanes
15 Jul 05:00

#1046; A Soft Definition of Hacking

by David Malki

finding yourself in possession of both a series of unbagged bagels AND a stack of old CD spindles is a sign that matters may have progressed beyond the power of a 'hack' to solve

16 Jul 13:18

'The Daily Show' Asked Hillary ClintonAbout the Only Thing on Anyone's Mind: 2016

by Kevin O'Keeffe
Bjorn.gangeness

So disingenuous: "People are empowered from the bottom up."

Image Comedy Central
Comedy Central

Presumptive 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton stopped by The Daily Show set for the first time in over a decade on Tuesday to talk about her new book, Hard Choices. Jon Stewart called it an impressive achievement of documenting four years as Secretary of State.

Then, he said, "I think I speak for everyone when I say that no one cares, they just want to know if you're running for president."

Clinton laughed as the audience roared – a tenor that was a far cry from her 2008 satellite appearance, when she was stumping for votes in Texas.

Stewart continued to make the audience go wild by giving Clinton an aptitude test, with just a few simple questions for picking out her future career. Questions like: Would you prefer to work in an office or from home? Do you like sitting in traffic or causing it? What shape would you like your office to be?

Clinton's answer to that question – "I think that the world is so complicated, the fewer corners that you can have, the better" – just about sent the audience into a frenzy.

Though the interview primarily focused on 2016, a possibility that The New Republic's recent cover story called "inevitable," Stewart managed to get in a few questions about policy – especially about how Clinton thinks it must evolve.

"We can't define our diplomacy and practice our foreign policy as leaders talking to leaders anymore. Because that's not how the world works," she said. "People are empowered from the bottom up."

The two-part interview, found below, also found Clinton touching on income inequality and whether she enjoys criticism. But despite Stewart's efforts, the former First Lady, Senator and Secretary of State ultimately left the 2016 question exactly where it was before: up in the air.

"You know, Jon, I was going to make an announcement," Clinton said. "But you kind of spoiled it."

Stewart couldn't let go. "So that's a yes?"








11 Jul 14:16

What If Google Search Were a Real Person, Part 3

by Rollin Bishop

CollegeHumor returns for another round of a theoretical world where Google’s search engine is actually a person that everyone consults. In the latest video, Google takes a trip to the Deep Web, looks for pictures of Sonic the Hedgehog, and attempts to help someone determine if vaccines cause autism.


Part 1


Part 2

13 Jul 14:26

'Snowpiercer' Available For Download Just Two Weeks After Release

You can now watch acclaimed South Korean director Bong Joon-ho's slick, post-apocalyptic sci-fi film "Snowpiercer" right at home. That's an extremely rare move for a film such as this, which has a sizable budget, rave reviews and buzz at the theaters.
08 Jul 17:30

‘The Zero Theorem’ US Trailer

by Russ Fischer

Zero Theorem US trailer

There’s a new US trailer for Terry Gilliam‘s latest film, The Zero Theorem, and some release info for the US, too. After months in limbo the movie finally has a Stateside release date of August 19th for digital and VOD, with a theatrical release set for September 19. Christoph Waltz stars as a troubled man tasked with a potentially impossible problem, and Mélanie Thierry, David Thewlis, Lucas Hedges, Ben Whishaw, Tilda Swinton and Matt Damon all play roles as well. Check out the new Zero Theorem US trailer below.Sure, the film has been dinged in overseas release, and there are things in this trailer (and in all of the trailers, really) that makes me feel some concern for the film. But still, I’m still going to give Gilliam a shot, as he’s one of the last true maverick weirdos working on a big scale. 

Trailer via Apple.

Acclaimed director Terry Gilliam (Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) returns with the visually stunning sci-fi epic The Zero Theorem, starring Academy Award winner Christoph Waltz as Qohen, an eccentric and reclusive computer genius. Living in isolation, Qohen is obsessively working on a mysterious project personally delegated to him by Management (Matt Damon) aimed at discovering the meaning of life – or the complete lack of one—once and for all. Increasingly disturbed by visits from people he doesn’t fully trust, including the flirtatious Bainsley (Mélanie Thierry), his unpredictable supervisor Job (David Thewlis), and would-be digital therapist Dr. Shrink-Rom (Tilda Swinton), it’s only when he experiences the power of love and desire that he’s able to understand his own reason for being.

zero_theorem

The post ‘The Zero Theorem’ US Trailer appeared first on /Film.

10 Jul 18:59

Steven Spielberg Criticized for the "Triceratops He Just Slaughtered"

Steven Spielberg Criticized for the "Triceratops He Just Slaughtered"

It's not uncommon for a poacher or hunter to receive harsh criticism and public shaming, but does it count when the animal in question goes WAY beyond the endangered species list?

Click here for a larger view of the top image and here for a larger view of the bottom image.

poacher spielberg

Submitted by: (via Dangerous Minds)

11 Jul 04:00

July 11, 2014

Bjorn.gangeness

Oh gawd, policy humor. I did lawl.


Come see me today, at GaymerX!
10 Jul 14:24

The Most Colorful Quotes From Washington State's First Day of Marijuana Sales

by Brian Resnick
Bjorn.gangeness

Pot snobs strike on opening day: ""It definitely hits you pretty good," he said after a couple bong hits, but noted some rot on some Copper Cush flowers. "You'd expect a little bit better bag appeal," he said."

A confused politician, a grandmother, and a marijuana aficionado walk into a weed store.

09 Jul 18:55

The Little Engine That Could: Female, and "Literally the First to Lean In!" | The Hairpin

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy
Bjorn.gangeness

via fh.
"she disrupts the sluggish train economy and flawlessly executes a deliverables hack to the benefit of a group of young consumers a full century before Y Combinator."

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OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy

(Via @Vile_Wench)

me no daysAt NPR:

Children who read the story may not think much about whether the little blue engine is male or female. But adults do. If you remember the story, three trains — all male — refuse to help the broken-down engine over the mountain. They are too important, too busy, or too tired to pull an engine full of toys. ("I won't carry the likes of you!" they said to the disappointed dolls and stuffed animals).

The little blue engine who (after significant cajoling) agrees to help is female — and also self-deprecating. "They only use me for switching trains in the yard. I have never been on the other side of the mountain," she protests.

And then the little engine just leans right in and does it: she disrupts the sluggish train economy and flawlessly executes a deliverables hack to the benefit of a group of young consumers a full century before Y Combinator. Francesco Sedita, president of the Penguin division that publishes this beloved children's book, calls the engine "literally the first to lean in! She really is the poster engine of the can-do attitude." I think I can, I think I can, I think I can lean back and fall down the mountain instead with the lazy boys, because I haven't gotten lunch yet and I'm hangry. [NPR]

Original Source

09 Jul 17:06

Apple: Stay Away from SyncServices “As if It Were a Swarm of Bees”

Bjorn.gangeness

That's unfortunate wording. I learned first hand on Monday that swarms of bees are actually very docile and harmless. http://www.mnbeekeepers.com/about-bees/honey-bee-swarms

To highlight the importance of the SyncServices folder in OS X, Apple says customers should stay away from it “as if it were a swarm of bees.” This is Apple’s actual wording in a standard support document on the company’s web site.
09 Jul 04:00

July 09, 2014


This week I have a somewhat topical essay over at Medium.com. Warning: political.
09 Jul 03:03

10 heroes who funded potato salad on Kickstarter

Bjorn.gangeness

So well done.

What makes a potato salad? Is it a dollop of mayonnaise, a dash of white sugar, and perhaps some minced celery? Not in the future. In the future, single bowls of potato salad are made by thousands of people: citizen venture capitalists, from all over the world, ready to advance the interests of the species through one man in one kitchen with one vague desire to eat. The entire course of human history — kings murdering for crowns; millions dying in the machinery of revolution; ABC's LOST; every prayer; every orgasm — has led to this potato salad.

This absurd quest for the affluent has already raised more than $36,000 and shows no signs of stopping. Here are some of the titans of charity who are making it happen.


1. Joe

Fort Wayne, Indiana

9 projects backed, including:

The Long Dark, a first-person post-disaster survival simulator
Death Road to Canada, a "permadeath" road trip simulator
Potato Salad

2. Luke Burdack

Canberra, Australia

38 projects backed, including:

kGoal Smart Kegel Trainer
A smartphone controlled paper airplane
- Universal car dock for iPhone and Android
Potato Salad

3. Eleanor Briscoe

Rome, Italy

Artist

5 projects backed, including:

Hints and tips for video game pioneers
Obduction: a game from the creators of Myst and Riven
Potato Salad

4. Laura June Topolsky

Brooklyn, New York
Writer, troll

1 project backed:

Potato Salad

@LaughingStoic I'm logging in to back potato salad

— Laura June (@laura_june) July 8, 2014

5. Christopher Holland

Atlanta, Georgia
Author

82 projects backed, including:

Reading Rainbow
Female Pervert, a feature film
The Veronica Mars movie
The newest hottest Spike Lee joint
Potato Salad

6. Amanda Roberts

Shenzhen, China
Copy editor, Shenzhen Daily

49 projects backed, including:

Waijiao, a comic about teaching in China
Peter Pan, the graphic novel
The people's ebook
How to make an award winning Cornish pasty
Potato Salad

7. Tom Lieber

Cambridge, Massachusetts
PhD student, Developer

61 projects backed, including:

Wish I Was Here, a film by Zach Braff
99%, an Occupy Wall Street film
Ouya game console
Potato Salad

8. Kevin Rose

San Francisco, California
Founder of Digg

10 projects backed, including:

Rustic case for iPad and Kindle 3
Nomad Lightning cable for iPhone 5 and iPad Mini
The Micro 3D printer
Pony Tales: a story about horses
Potato Salad

I just backed Potato Salad on @Kickstarter http://t.co/RVX7rtcTsf

— Kevin Rose (@kevinrose) July 7, 2014

9. Eric Limer

New York City, New York
Editor, Gizmodo

4 projects backed, including:

Code Hero: a game that teaches you to make games
Breaking Good: a Breaking Bad podcast
Potato Salad

i donated my hard-earned money to a potato salad joke before it was cool

— eric limer (@ericlimer) July 7, 2014

10. Joshua Malina

New York City, New York
Actor: Scandal, The West Wing

5 projects backed, including:

Larsen & Lund upcycled leather bags and accessories
IAMA Theatre Company 2013-2014 bi-coastal season
Building Bridges, a film based on a true story
Potato Salad

@LaughingStoic Yes!

— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) July 8, 2014

Of course, if you've got no stomach for potato salad, there are plenty of alternative recipes for happiness.

07 Jul 19:40

starkexpos: buzzfeed: itriedthatonceitwasabadmove: austinabrid...

Bjorn.gangeness

via fh. Pretty sure the air horn was auto-tuned, but I don't care. The results speak for themselves.



starkexpos:

buzzfeed:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

austinabridged:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

As a professional internet, it’s my job to search the web for quality, intellectually stimulating content. Like this.

The heavens parted, and delivered unto us a scion of hope, a glimmer of immortality. This song.

Its been a few hours since I posted this and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone back to listen to it about twelve times now and each time it still makes me almost develop a hernia from laughing so much.

i’ve never loved something the way i love this post

27 Jun 00:01

Gull trolling.



Gull trolling.

28 Jun 21:51

Photo



19 Jun 17:44

Think High Heels Are Hard To Walk In? Watch These Guys Bust Out A Beyoncé Dance Routine In Stilettos. - Got me lookin' SO crazy right now.

by Jill Pantozzi

Prepare to be amazed.

(hat tip to Rollin Bishop)

Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, & Google +?

20 Jun 01:48

How I feel when I have to talk about my artwork.



















How I feel when I have to talk about my artwork.

25 Jun 18:20

Why Didn’t They #BringBackOurGirls?

by Andrew Sullivan
Bjorn.gangeness

It's alarming that this kidnapping happened. Of course it is. But the way/scale at which it was portrayed in the media is shocking, and the way celebrities jumped on the hashtag campaign makes me feel even more cynical about shameless self-promotion in the face of human suffering. I guess I should get over it, since I know that people in power "never let a good crisis go to waste." Fuck.

bringbackourgirlstrend

Because, writes Max Fisher, “neither Boko Haram nor its kidnapping exist in a vacuum”:

There is the deep and growing economic and political marginalization of northern Nigerians, who happen to be mostly Muslim. There is the ever-worsening Nigerian government’s corruption and incompetence, which has included a military response to Boko Haram so heavy-handed and fumbled that it has killed and alienated a number of Nigerians who might otherwise be allies against the terrorist group. There are multiple, overlapping cycles of violence and distrust and resentment.

Then there was this:

Nigerian security forces, in their campaign against Boko Haram, have actually been detaining (some might say kidnapping) the family members of Boko Haram fighters since 2011. The family members, often women or girls, are not accused of crimes, but held for what appears to be simple leverage (some might say ransom). Of course this does not excuse Boko Haram for adopting the same tactic, but it helps shed some light on why the group might see this as a valid way to fight the government it so hates.

More than 200 of the girls remain missing, and while the Nigerian government has concluded an investigation into the incident, they won’t release its findings to the public. Meanwhile, Hayes Brown passes along the news of what looks like another mass kidnapping of women and children:

Militants reportedly attacked the village of Kummabza, located in Nigeria’s northeast Borno State, over the weekend, abducting more than 60 women and girls, as well as 30 boys. Local police have yet to confirm that the kidnappings took place and journalists have yet to independently verify the story on the ground. “Sources from the villages where the victims were taken, however, insisted that the victims included young girls and babies,” Nigeria’sPremium Times reported. Though no group has taken credit for the attack, fingers are being pointed at Boko Haram, the group who launched the kidnapping in neighboring Chibok in April.

As was the case in April, the lack of clarity on the ground and independent verification is leading to confusion over just who went missing and when.

28 Jun 04:00

How A Straw Works #SaturdayMorningCartoons

by Rebecca Houlihan
Bjorn.gangeness

via bunker. the final pane is perfect.

NewImage

Maki shows how straws work with this fun comic. via science.org

Getting back to basics today. Lately I’ve been focusing solely on science news stories and neglecting some of the cool basic science of our everyday lives. I decided to start with atmospheric pressure because it influences so much without us ever realizing it.

We don’t normally think of air as having any weight, but it does. The weight of our atmosphere is 14.7 pounds per square inch. We don’t feel that weight because our bodies are generally in equillibrium with the outside (more on this a little later). But the buddy we didn’t know we had is always looking for a difference in pressure to exert some force. Over the next couple of comics I’ll touch upon some other pressure-related phenomena, but for today you get drinking straws!

The misconception is that, when you drink through a straw, you’re sucking liquid through the straw and into your mouth. What’s really happening is that you’re creating a difference of air pressure inside your mouth, which is equalized by liquid flowing in. It all goes back to breathing, where your diaphragm (a muscle stretched across your rib cage) contracts, increasing the volume of your chest cavity, and the void is filled by air rushing into your lungs.

“Maki, in the comic you said that you can’t drink from a sealed container. Then what is this?”

NewImage

Pouches like this still work because the container itself is deformed by the surrounding air pressure pushing on it, and subsequently pushing the liquid out. But we’ll talk more about the crushing power of our own atmosphere in another comic.

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