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19 Aug 22:05

Prank Artist of the Day: Patton Oswalt's Trolltastic Two-Part Tweets

Prank Artist of the Day: Patton Oswalt's Trolltastic Two-Part Tweets

Over this weekend, the stand-up comedian brought the art of trolling to the next level with a series of two-part tweets that were intentionally cut off mid-sentence, confusing his million plus followers and conservative bloggers alike. For the complete archive of Oswalt's troll-tastic two-part tweets, check out this Storify list.

Submitted by: Unknown (via Storify)

25 Jul 00:00

07.25.2013

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic.
16 Jul 16:30

Only in Texas

Retrophrenologist

Night Club!

Only in Texas

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: sign , merica , what , texas , funny , fail nation , g rated
15 Jul 16:48

The terrible and wonderful reasons why I run long distances

by Matthew Inman
The terrible and wonderful reasons why I run long distances

The terrible and wonderful reasons why I run long distances.

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12 Jul 20:30

Damn Nature You Scary of the Day: An Unexpected Hitchhiker in Wild Safari

In the latest edition of "Damn Nature, You Scary", a terrified impala crashes into a tourist's safari vehicle while running from a pair of ravenous cheetahs.

Submitted by: Unknown (via YouTube)

07 Jul 05:00

Chopping Block - Jul 7, 2013

Retrophrenologist

Is it back?!

Chopping Block comic for Sunday, July 7, 2013
08 Jul 12:00

Just Checking...

Just Checking...

Submitted by: Unknown

30 Jun 20:00

Very Sneaky!

Very Sneaky!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: sign , sneaky , 4th of july , funny , win
29 Jun 17:00

Nathan Uses His Powers Only for Good

Nathan Uses His Powers Only for Good

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: failbook , g rated
27 Jun 21:15

Keep That Kid of Yours Quiet

Retrophrenologist

Having recently been to a baby shower, I wish I had gotten them this.

Keep That Kid of Yours Quiet

Submitted by: Unknown

23 Jun 17:30

A 4th of July Milkshake That Gets You Drunk

A 4th of July Milkshake That Gets You Drunk
2-1/2 scoops vanilla bean ice cream 4 tablespoons bourbon 1/3 cup milk 1/3 cup whipped cream Red and blue food dye

Submitted by: Unknown (via She Knows)

20 Jun 15:00

Peep Flavored Vodka

Retrophrenologist

Should we do this?

Peep Flavored Vodka
The process is simple. Put peeps in a jar, or in my a case a 7-cup bowl. I used 35 yellow chicks in one bowl, and 36 purple bunnies in the other. I know some people don't eat chicken so I wanted to give them options. Add 20 ounces of vodka to each and seal the lid. You can use more vodka or fewer peeps depending on the level of sugar desired. Stick it in the fridge for 36+ hours. Boom, Peeps vodka.

Submitted by: Unknown (via Guyism)

Tagged: eww , vodka , peeps , funny , after 12 , g rated
19 Jun 23:10

Get your photo in space for 25 bucks

by Matthew Inman
Get your photo in space for 25 bucks

ARKYD.

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19 Jun 04:00

June 19, 2013


Hey geeks! Join my drawathon.
17 Jun 04:00

June 17, 2013


SMBC Theater has a compilation of political sketches out, for your viewing enjoyment.

14 Jun 22:55

Lawsuit of the Day: Filmmakers Say "Happy Birthday" is in Public Domain, Sues Warner for Collecting Royalties

Lawsuit of the Day: Filmmakers Say "Happy Birthday" is in Public Domain, Sues Warner for Collecting Royalties

For more than two decades, filmmakers and video producers have paid Warner/Chappell Music licensing fees to use the "Happy Birthday" song. And for many years, the American music publishing company has claimed that the intellectual property rights to the song will remain privately owned until 2030--but maybe not for long. The filmmakers behind an upcoming documentary, tentatively titled "Happy Birthday," has filed a lawsuit against Warner/Chappell with a huge body of evidence supporting that the the song has actually been in the public domain since the 1920s. If ruled in their favor, the music may have to return the hundreds of millions they've improperly charged in licensing fees since.

Submitted by: Unknown (via BoingBoing)

15 Jun 13:30

I'm Not Entirely Sure "Mother of Thousands" is a Great Name...

I'm Not Entirely Sure "Mother of Thousands" is a Great Name...

Submitted by: Unknown (via Bird and Moon)

12 Jun 17:00

In Retrospect, "Aladdin" Was Really Shallow

WARNING: Some language in this video.

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: disney , aladdin , funny , Video , dating
10 Jun 17:00

Horrible Cards 4

by Matthew Inman
Horrible Cards 4

I created some new greeting cards.

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07 Jun 16:00

Protip: This Does Not Actually Work

06 Jun 20:00

Math Isn't Real?!

Submitted by: Unknown

06 Jun 16:00

The Greatest of Majors

Retrophrenologist

Never has anything been more true.

06 Jun 11:00

My Little Band Geek

04 Jun 17:53

BloodyMarry says FML

by BloodyMarry
Retrophrenologist

i feel your pain!

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML
03 Jun 22:28

Womancat

by Matthew Inman
Womancat

Womancat.

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31 May 20:50

Dramatic Reading of the Day: The Real Samuel L. Jackson Reads a Redditor's Monologue

As part of a promotional campaign for the non-profit Alzheimer's Society, Hollywood's badass Samuel L. Jackson hosted a surprise contest in which he pledged to read out loud the most upvoted 300-word monologue written and submitted to Reddit. And here's the winning submission written by Redditor Adiddy.


Note: this video contains some WARNING language. Viewer discretion advised.

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

31 May 16:00

Viral Video of the Day: Samesies

Retrophrenologist

Samesies!

Philly-based sketch comedy group Iron Potato brings this ancient tale of how "traditional family values" really began.


Note: this video contains some profane language.

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: lgbtq , funny , Video , dating
02 Jun 04:00

June 02, 2013


Have I mentioned recently that we have a facebook group? Only badasses are allowed in. Good luck.
28 May 15:50

I got to pet some bears last week

by Matthew Inman
Retrophrenologist

Drink every time a bear!

I got to pet some bears last week

I got to pet, poke, and prod a couple of sedated black bears last week.

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25 May 13:00

Surprisingly Sensible Advice