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25 Jun 13:30

Macaques have colonized a city in Thailand and converted a movie theatre into a cemetery

by Thom Dunn

The city of Lopburi om Thailand has allegedly been overrun by gangs of wild macaques, resulting in several "no-go zones" for humans. As one resident told The Guardian: "We live in a cage but the monkeys live outside."

The macaque population in Lopburi has doubled in just three years. The monkeys were frequently fed bananas by tourists, by after the coronavirus lockdowns began and tourism froze up, they were forced to seek alternative nutrition — typically junk food and fizzy drinks stolen from local stores or given them by frightened humans. All that sugar might be making them feistier, however, both for fighting and for fucking.

But my favorite most horrifying dystopian detail comes from France 24 (which is almost identical to the Guardian, except for this paragraph):

An abandoned cinema is the macaques' headquarters -- and cemetery. Dead monkeys are laid to rest by their peers in the projection room in the cinema's rear and any human who enters is attacked.

I can't find many other details about this but wow, what a time to be alive.

Local wildlife authorities plan to embark on a sterilization campaign to help control the population of wild horny sugar junky cinephile monkeys. According to news reports, they aim to fix 500 macaques by Friday, although I couldn't find any details on how they plan to execute this, or whether it involves an epic Boss-level-esque journey into the Great Macaque Movie Theatre Morgue.

Macaque attack: humans try to take back Thai city from monkeys [Agence France-Presse]

17 Jun 16:10

Library explains new curbside book pickup with "Ice Ice Baby" parody

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Kudos to Nashville Public Library for making a video that explains their new curbside service in 1990 style! "Curb Side Baby" parodies Vanilla Ice's megahit AND relays important info about checking out books with rapping mice puppets ("Vanilla Mice"?). What more could you ask for?

This video was produced in-house by fantastically talented staff: Greg from Main Library Children's Division and Morgan from The Puppet Truck. Rap performed by Justin from The Puppet Truck, and Wicked Ida Puppetry provided the non-marionette puppets.

screengrab via Nashville Public Library

(Nag on the Lake)

11 Jun 15:40

The various Lego computer interfaces

by David Pescovitz

Present & Correct, designer office/stationery online retailer and curator of a wonderful Instagram account, posted this fantastic collection of Lego computers. Quite a few appear to have integrated displays. As a youngster, I often liked adding an external screen as represented by a simple Lego window.

11 Jun 15:37

Banksy's brilliant idea to make "everyone happy" after activists pulled down Bristol slave trader statue

by David Pescovitz

In Bristol, England, anti-racism protestors pulled down a bronze statue of slave trader and philanthropist Edward Colston and rolled it into the River Avon. Banksy, who is thought to live in Bristol, posted a brilliant idea that could please "both those who miss the Colston statue and those who don’t."

"We drag him out the water, put him back on the plinth, tie cable round his neck and commission some life size bronze statues of protestors in the act of pulling him down," Banksy wrote on Instagram. "Everyone happy. A famous day commemorated."

04 Jun 22:12

Watch this time-lapse video of a wounded finger healing

by David Pescovitz

Time heals all wounds? Marvel at this 33-day time-lapse of a wound healing. The human body is magic.

(Thanks, Harlow Sparks-Pescovitz!)

27 May 12:59

Ancient Rome in five-minute animated fly-through

by Gareth Branwyn
Malady579

I realize this is romanticized, but this is amazing.

It's hard to imagine what places like ancient Babylon, Egypt, Greece, and Rome might have looked like in all of their glory. New Historia tries to shed some light on what everyday life might have looked and felt like with their series of 3D "cinematic animations."

Here is their five-minute fly-through over ancient Rome. No idea why they chose to not paint the statues. It's always been my understanding that the statuary was painted in bright, vivid colors.

Image: YouTube

22 May 01:08

Adam Savage Does LEGO Sorting

by Allen "Tormentalous" Tran

If you know Adam Savage from Tested/Mythbusters, you would know that he’s a big LEGO fan. His recent video on his Tested channel lets you see how he sorts his collection. Since he’s more of the hands-on DIY kind of person, he doesn’t resort to the usual storage solutions like Akro-Mils but instead he goes and builds his own system. On the same note, Brickset has been interviewing members of the LEGO community of how they do their storage which are some pretty good reads and it gives ideas on how to improve on your storage system.

The post Adam Savage Does LEGO Sorting appeared first on The Brick Fan.

21 May 12:25

Heathrow To Trial Temperature Screening On Arrival, Starting Today

by Lydia Manch
One of a suite of planned tech trials.

Heathrow has announced new temperature screening trials, launching today in Terminal 2 arrivals.

Part of a wider series of planned tech trials and new processes to be rolled out in coming weeks, this thermal screening technology is intended to check for elevated temperatures in passengers arriving to the city.

Passengers won't notice any immediate impact from the temperature screening, as it uses camera detection systems capable of monitoring the temperatures of multiple people at one time, from a distance as they move through the airport.

Observations from the trials will be shared with the Government, and Heathrow CEO John Holland-Kaye notes that this technology is only part of a possible, eventual approach to deal with the challenges faced by Covid-19, commenting '...a Common International Standard for health screening must be agreed by the global authorities.'

25 Apr 15:42

Three Raven Chicks Hatched At The Tower Of London

by Lydia Manch

There's a traditional belief which runs that the kingdom will be safe as long as there are ravens guarding the Tower of London — last tested in 1946, when there were four months without any ravens on site. In recent years there's always been a minimum of six ravens at the Tower at any time, cared for by the Tower's Ravenmaster, Chris Skaife.

Guardians of the realm?

And some new guardians of the realm have just been born, with three raven chicks hatched at the Tower of London during lockdown. The offspring of Tower ravens Huginn and Muninn, the chicks hatched early in April, giving some extra security to the Tower Ravens' bloodline. Good omens or not, they're pretty damn cute — though they should quadruple in size in coming weeks on a steady diet of rats, mice and varied other meats.

No word on names yet... fingers crossed for a public vote, and the inevitable Birdy McBirdface.

Read more about the Tower of London's history here and see a snippet of footage from the Tower's Ravenmaster here.

15 Apr 23:34

When Banksy has to work from home

by David Pescovitz

"My wife hates it when I work from home," writes Banksy on Instagram.

01 Apr 17:03

Mountain goats have overrun a Welsh town during the coronavirus lockdown

by Kaiser
Malady579

I love the one poking his head out of the bush

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If you’ve been on Twitter this week, chances are you’ve already seen the now-viral thread of photos and videos done by Welsh writer Andrew Stuart. Stuart is in lockdown in his small Welsh town of Llandudno. With everyone isolating and quarantining, the streets are empty and everything is quiet. Which is just what our Goat Overlords wanted. Local goats have now overrun the town, eating whatever they want, taking naps in churchyards and playing in the streets, parking lots and sidewalks.

As people across the globe are remaining indoors during the ongoing novel coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, animals are taking the place of the residents in a town in northern Wales. Herds of mountain goats overtook the town of Llandudno over the weekend, sauntering down the coastal town’s streets and munching on grass on lawns and in hedges. Photos and videos of the goats show the animals roaming everywhere from car parks to sidewalks as they explore, unbothered by humans.

“The goats live on the hill overlooking the town,” Llandudno resident Carl Triggs told CNN. “They stay up there, very rarely venturing into the street.”

Another resident, Mark Richards, told the outlet that while the goats sometimes venture to the Great Orme, a large a limestone headland in the area, they rarely come close to town, let alone its streets. “They sometimes come to the foot of the Great Orme in March, but this year they are all wandering the streets in town as there are no cars or people,” Richards said. “They are becoming more and more confident with no people,” he added to CNN, joking that he no longer needs to cut his hedge thanks to the goats’ munching.

Local police told CNN that if the goats do happen to wander toward civilization, “they usually make their own way back” to their hill. According to Llandudno’s website, the goats are a specific breed called Kashmiri goats, which are ancestors of goats from Northern India.

[From People]

Of course some Welshman went to Northern India and brought back mountain goats. OF COURSE. And that’s how Kashmiri mountain goats came to live in Wales and now the goats are in charge of the town. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind some roaming goats around here. It must be fun to watch from home: oh, look, the goats are out again! It’s all fun and games until one of the goats runs for mayor.

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Photos courtesy of Getty.

24 Mar 17:19

Tim the Security Guard at the National Cowboy Museum is the wholesome content you need right now

by Thom Dunn

This is Tim. He's the head of security at the National Cowboy Museum in Oklahoma City. While everyone else is social distancing, Tim stands vigilant, protecting things like John Wayne's boots. So as long as he was there, the museum's social media team asked him to tweet for them.

Thanks, Tim.

Tim does not understand how hashtags work. But gosh darnnit, he tried it.

Or really how the Internet works.

Oh cool there are John Wayne's boots! Thanks, Tim.

I hope he's done his grandson proud.

Tim is also very topical.

Tim never misses an opportunity to joke with his grandkids. Even on Twitter.

 

Tim figured out how hashtags work! Hooray!

…Now he has to figure out how Selfies work.

Tim is a fast learner.

Tim is also good at Dad Jokes.

Next up: Tim tries to figure out TikTok.

As a security guard for a treasured museum, Tim also gets to hang with celebrities.

The Internet is pretty ugly these days. The world is looking worse. But at least we have Grandpa Tim The Cowboy to keep us safe.

 

 

19 Mar 19:50

Baking through the pandemic: Sourdough soft pretzels

by Jason Weisberger
Malady579

I'm intrigued....well not with the sour dough but normal soft prezel recipe linked here

A few days ago I started a sourdough starter because baking chills me out and provides stuff to eat.

I took a look at the old French Press carafe I am using as a container a few hours after the 3rd time I fed said starter. The starter looked like it was READY TO GO but I figured I should probably feed it a few more times just to be sure. I did not, however, want to discard any of the starter, and as the off-gassing of the yeast was dangerously inflating towards the top of said carafe... I baked some pretzels.

I use the same recipe and technique I do for commercially yeasted pretzels, simply replacing the 'one packet of active dry yeast' with ½ cup of sourdough starter AND reducing the flour and water additions by about ¼ cup each. I figure my starter is about 50/50 but maybe a little wet.

I also used 1 cup of 'very old' whole wheat flour that my mother had in the back of the fridge. I replaced 1 cup of AP or bread flour with the WW and added a bit of water. Whole Wheat needs more h2o than white.

I mix the starter, water, and brown sugar in a measuring cup and let them sit for 10-15 minutes before I combine with the other dry ingredients.

Everything worked out just fine. I prefer the pretzels without the whole wheat but I was afraid I was wasting flour on a too young starter so all in all... good progress!

This morning the starter looks like this:

I will keep feeding it and probably try a loaf of bread in 1-2 days. I will not be discarding excess starter, however, I will try to bake with it every day (or use it as spackle.)

Previously:

Pandemic Starter Day 1

Pandemic Starter Day 2

19 Mar 19:48

Quarantine humor: 'I fooled my co-workers into thinking I live in a luxury apartment'

by Xeni Jardin

This guy rules.

“I fooled my co-workers into thinking I live in a luxury apartment,” says a fellow forced to work remotely and be cooped up inside his modest flat during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Everything really sucks, but this response is funny.

This is how I fooled my co-workers on video chat into thinking I live in a luxury apartment. The backdrop is a photo I found in a Flickr search for "apartment interior", printed onto six pages and taped together with masking tape in the back.

“I was inspired by the phone booth on Pee-wee's Playhouse,” he says.

YES!

“I work as a software engineer in cancer research and have an active but money-losing side gig as a musician.”

IMGURian @RelevantForOnce, you win the online day.

I fooled my co-workers into thinking I live in a luxury apartment.

16 Mar 13:13

Frightened fliers rejoice! Sacralize your seating with faux stained glass windows

by Gareth Branwyn

Artist and entrepreneurial prankster Danielle Baskin is at it again. This time, Danielle has created a line of cling-on faux stained glass windows that you can slap up on any commercial plane window for inflight prayer and reflection. "Now, isn't that special?," sayeth the Church Lady.

She writes on Facebook:

Made faux stained glass for plane windows so you can pray during your domestic flights.

This is a flexible film that clings to glass. There’s no adhesive, so you can easily take this on and off your window to improve your in-flight prayer experience.

It also protects against any germs that might be on windows! It's infinitely washable with soap and water or can be sprayed with disinfectant.

Rolls up easily for travel.

The windows are available in five sizes (to fit your aircraft of choice) at her Magic Store .

See more coverage of Danielle's work on Boing Boing.


Images used with permission of the artist

13 Mar 17:44

Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter

The Lawrence Police Department's Twitter game is on point. They're providing some hilarious commentary about all the maddening times we find ourselves living in. They're doing it with what seems to be a nice balance between being helpful, and maintaining a sense of humor about everything. 

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Text - 0 Ô 9 + + 53% 19:38 PM nobile.twitter.com 1) Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Is 20 tubes of disinfectant wipes a reasonable amount for a 600 sq ft apartment? It is not a reasonable amount. You should not buy that many tubes. Maybe just one or two? 3:02 PM · Mar 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 267 Retweets 1.7K Likes 20+

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Text - 9:37 PM Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD It's been 38 minutes since we told you to wash your hands and you've had your hands all over your germ infested phone reading tweets. Wash your hands, wipe down your phone, and return some TP to the store. And don't crime. 3:16 PM · Mar 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.2K Retweets 6.6K Likes 20+

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Text - O 9 + + 53% 19:38 PM nobile.twitter.com Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Do you really need 12 pounds of ground beef? You having some kind of community taco bar? That violates social distancing standards and health laws on food safety. Just get one or two pounds. 3:09 PM · Mar 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 358 Retweets 2.8K Likes 20+

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Text - O 9 + 56% 19:45 PM nobile.twitter.com Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD This light dusting of snow in pretend winter is good practice for real winter. If you're having trouble driving in pretend winter, then during real winter you should take the real bus. 10:16 AM · Nov 11, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1.9K Retweets 11K Likes 20+

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Text - Text - O 9 + + 53% 19:38 PM nobile.twitter.com Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Ask yourself "is this enough toilet paper to last until August?" and then do not buy that much toilet paper. Also, don't steal toilet paper. That violates the no crime order. 2:58 PM · Mar 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 624 Retweets 3.1K Likes 20+

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Text - Text - O 9 + + 57% 1 9:45 PM nobile.twitter.com 1) Lawrence P... Following 4,552 Tweets Lawrence Poli... O · Oct 31, 2019 ('_-) <) ) Birthday \('_-) ( (> Suits (`_·) <) )> Aren't (_-) <) ) Costumes 265 27 2K 17 20+

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Text - Text - O 9 + 56% 9:43 PM nobile.twitter.com Thread Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Sall I want for Christmas iiissss yoooouuuuu- to not criminal tomorrow so ... we can eat food and watch Christmas movies in the briefing room. 3:50 PM · Dec 24, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 662 Retweets 6.4K Likes 20+

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Text - Text - + 55% 19:41 PM Thread Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Got a little twitter dot com science lesson for you. Tomorrow, it's gonna rain. All day. Then at night, it's gonna get cold. Real cold. So, moisture on pavement goes from a "liquid" state, to a "slippy icy oh crap i tapped the brakes and now my car is sliding" state. 6:35 PM · Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter Web A 841 Retweets 6.3K Likes 20+

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Text - Text - O 9 + + 58% i 9:48 PM Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Protecting your family name outside a bar at 1:45 a.m. feels really important at the time, but is actually much less important when you wake up hungover the next morning with a battery citation. KU The University of K... Aug 20, 2019 If you could give incoming freshman one piece of advice for making the most of their first year of college, what would O:50 DM . Aua 21. 2010. Twitter for iDhona. 20+

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Text - Text - + 55% 19:41 PM nobile.twitter.com Thread 36 27 341 ♡ 3.4K Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Update: Snow. Snow e'rywhere. And it's colder than @RileyCountyPD's hearts. Please don't crime. It's so cold. 12:52 PM · Jan 11, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 1.7K Likes 20+

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Text - Text - + 53% 9:37 PM Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD To all the ppl @-ing us about all the cow in your freezer that you bought months ago from a farmer. We aren't talking about you. We're talking about the people panicking and spending $600 per household member at the grocery store. Let's be reasonable. Also crime is still banned 3:43 PM · Mar 12, 2020 · Twitter for if 155 Retweets 2K Likes 20+

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Text - Text - + 55% 9:42 PM Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Things cheaper than a DUI: -Hiring a stretch Hummer -an Uber to Burrito King, around the city, then -a Lyft to Taco something for everyone in your complex, and tipping the driver $50 buying -buying a round of shots for everyone @ the bar, then walking home #DriveSober 20+

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Text - Text - + 57% 19:47 PM nobile.twitter.com Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Yes, we know your dad is a lawyer. No, we literally don't care. KU The University of K... Aug 20, 2019 If you could give incoming freshman one piece of advice for making the most of their first year of college, what would it be? 10:21 PM Aug 21, 2019 · Twitter for 2.7K Retweets 26.8K Likes 20+

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Text - Text - O 9 + 55% 9:42 PM nobile.twitter.com Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Happy New Year! So excited for the sound of gunshots calls that definitely weren't fireworks because I know what gunshots sound like... 12:06 AM · Jan 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 173 Retweets 3.1K Likes I--L Da..--ld. einabina 20+

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Text - Text - 0• Ô 9 + + 58% 19:49 PM Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Don't sell weed out of your apartment. It sounds like an easy way to make money until you get robbed by your customer's friend's coworker's cousin twice removed. KU The University of K... · Aug 20, 2019 If you could give incoming freshman one piece of advice for making the most of their first year of college, what would it be? 9:44 PM · Aug 21, 2019 · Twitter for iP 20+

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Text - Text - O 9 + + 58% 19:47 PM Tweet Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD You may think that stop sign would look great on your living room wall next to your sweet poster collection. It won't, you're drunk, it looks terrible, and that's theft. KU The University of K... · Aug 20, 2019 If you could give incoming freshman one piece of advice for making the most of their first year of college, what would it be? 10:15 PM · Aug 21, 2019 · Twitter for i 20+

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Text - + 57% 9:45 PM Thread Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Lots of people with suburbitanks just read this tweet and for the life of them can't understand it. Let's fill them in, shall we? Four wheel drive makes you go, physics make you stop. Or not stop. This has been a public service announcement from the Lawrence Police Departm 9:32 AM : Oct 31.2019 · Twitter for iPhone. 20+

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11 Mar 20:47

Tumblr Thread: Coronavirus Lockdown Ignites Pasta Debate In Italy

Tumblr thread on how Coronavirus lockdown in Italy ignited a debate about pasta | sedfierisentio most hilarious part italians' reaction coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type pasta except PENNE LISCE Someone explain please want knowwww aphony-cree Penne lische is smooth and doesn't hold sauce way penne rigate does grooves make more sauce adhere

With the Coronavirus sending various parts of the world's population into a full panic, there is some strange behavior afoot. Strange, or in this case, apparently it's to be expected. Yes, this Tumblr thread highlights how the Coronavirus lockdown in Italy, inspired people to clear the shelves of pasta, except for the penne lische. 

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09 Mar 18:55

The great coronavirus toilet paper shortage of 2020

by Xeni Jardin

Sign of the times. Unfortunately for the people hoarding toilet paper during the coronavirus outbreak, toilet paper does absolutely nothing to protect you from coronavirus.

Photo captured by @kyleivanblake via IMGUR.

04 Dec 00:31

Pros and Cons of Induction Cooktops and Ranges

by Paul Hope

Consumer Reports has no financial relationship with advertisers on this site.

Every induction cooktop and induction range that has come through Consumer Reports’ range lab delivers fast cooktop heat and superb simmering. 

The power and precision of the technology comes from an electromagnetic field below the glass cooktop surface that transfers current directly to magnetic cookware, causing it to heat up.

Essentially, induction cuts out the intermediate step of heating up a burner and then transferring the heat to the pot. Home cooks have been warming to the idea of induction because it cooks faster and responds much faster when you dial back the temperature.

And prices have been dropping, with some induction ranges selling for $1,000 or less. Induction cooktops and ranges still tend to cost more than electric smoothtops, but the difference in performance is significant. If you’re thinking of making the switch, here’s what you need to know.

What Induction Is—and What It Isn’t

Induction cooktops and ranges look a lot like typical glass-top electric models. The biggest difference you’ll notice is that because the electromagnetic field on an induction cooktop doesn’t create a glow, you won’t know it’s on. That’s why manufacturers have started adding virtual flames and other lighting cues. 

As for the ovens in induction ranges, they broil and bake the same as other electric ovens.

The Induction Advantage
No other cooking technology that we’ve tested is faster than the fastest induction elements—we’re talking 2 to 4 minutes speedier than the competition to bring 6 quarts of water to a near-boil. Life-changing? Probably not. 

Contrary to popular belief, induction cooktops can get hot, but the heat is transferring from the cooking pot to the glass through conduction, much as a hot pan would transfer some heat to a countertop if you set it down to rest. As soon as you remove the pot, that heating stops. And because the heat is going from the pan to the cooktop, the glass surface never gets as hot as it does on a traditional radiant electric range. And if you turn on an induction burner with no pot on it by mistake, it won’t get hot—a nice safety feature.

You Need the Right Cookware
If you’re shopping for new cookware, look for pots and pans marked “induction-compatible.” If you want to know whether your existing arsenal of cookware will work with an induction range, use a magnet to see whether it strongly sticks to the bottom of your pots. If it does, it will work on an induction burner.

What’s That Noise?
“A buzz or hum is common and often is louder at higher settings,” says Tara Casaregola, who oversees testing of ranges and cooktops for Consumer Reports. “And we often hear clicking of element electronics at lower settings, as well as the sound of the cooling fan for the electronics.” Heavy, flat-bottomed pans help reduce the vibrations that cause this buzz. 

Dig Out Your Dial Thermometer
The magnetic field of an induction cooktop can interfere with a digital meat thermometer, so you may need an analog thermometer—an old-fashioned solution to a modern problem.

To learn more about induction, see our cooktop and range buying guides. CR members can also browse our ratings of induction cooktops and ranges. Here, we've highlighted the best induction range in our ratings, as well as the best 30-inch and 36-inch induction cooktops. 

Consumer Reports is an independent, nonprofit organization that works side by side with consumers to create a fairer, safer, and healthier world. CR does not endorse products or services, and does not accept advertising. Copyright © 2021, Consumer Reports, Inc.

14 Oct 18:28

"Jesus Shoes" are Nikes laced with holy water

by John Struan

MSCHF told CBS that it customized a pair of Nike Air Max 97 sneakers by attaching a crucifix as a shoelace charm, and adding to the soles "holy water from the River Jordan, which was blessed by a priest in Brooklyn."  The resulting "Jesus Shoes" are available for purchase at shoe speculating site StockX for $4000:

20 Sep 20:00

Real life folk horror: turkeys march in a circle around a dead cat

by Mark Frauenfelder
Malady579

wtf

No horror film auteur could envision and produce something as creepy as a bunch of turkeys spontaneously circling and marching around a dead cat in the road. 

05 Sep 02:01

LEGO Ideas Queen: I Want to Break Free Achieves 10,000 Supporters

by Allen "Tormentalous" Tran

The Queen: I Want to Break Free project by Han Sbricksteen is the latest one to achieve 10,000 supporters on LEGO Ideas. It 1,300+ piece set recreates the iconic music video from 1984 and it features the members of Queen including Freddy Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon. This is the first project to reach the Third 2019 Review Stage.

The post LEGO Ideas Queen: I Want to Break Free Achieves 10,000 Supporters appeared first on The Brick Fan.

08 Aug 20:29

LEGO Ideas Central Perk (21319) Officially Announced

by Allen "Tormentalous" Tran
Malady579

it is spooky how much the little lego people look like them

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO has officially announced the next LEGO Ideas set with the Friends Central Perk (21319). Retailing for a modest $59.99, the set contains 1,070 pieces and is based on the iconic New York coffeehouse from the Friends TV sitcom. Not only will the set include minifigures of Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe, it will also have a minifigure of Central Perk’s manager Gunther. Central Perk will be available for purchase starting on September 1.

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

21319 Central Perk
Ages 16+. 1070 pieces

US $59.99– CA $89.99– DE €69.99– UK £64.99 – FR €59.99– DK 649DKK
*Euro pricing varies by country. Please visit shop.LEGO.com for regional pricing.

Nostalgic, collectible LEGO® Ideas set to delight fans of the classic TV sitcom Friends!

Celebrate the 25th anniversary of Friends, the legendary American TV sitcom, with this highly collectible LEGO® Ideas 21319 CENTRAL PERK set! This wonderful LEGO recreation of the café TV studio set is packed with authentic details, making it a must-have Friends memorabilia item for fans. The iconic seating area with a couch, armchair and 2 chairs for the friends is removable for easy play. And check out the stage where Phoebe performed her songs on guitar (and where Ross once played his keyboard and everyone except Phoebe thought he was terrible). The 7 new-for-September-2019 LEGO toy minifigures of Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, Joey, Phoebe and CENTRAL PERK’s long-suffering manager Gunther each come with accessories to role-play famously hilarious scenes. An ideal Friends-themed gift for your own friends and family who love the TV show, this hot toy is great for play and will grab attention when displayed in any room.

• This LEGO® Ideas set includes 7 new-for-September-2019 minifigures: Ross Geller, Rachel Green, Chandler Bing, Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, Phoebe Buffay and Gunther.
• The CENTRAL PERK café construction toy features the iconic main seating area including a sofa, armchair, 2 chairs and a table; service area with a brick-built coffee machine, service counter, cash register, cookie jar with 2 cookie elements, menu board element and other authentic items; a stage for musical performances with a sofa; extra seats and tables; 3 pillar elements in a new-for-September-2019 green color; umbrella stand with 2 umbrella elements; window with ‘CENTRAL PERK’ logo decoration; entrance doors; and 2 brick-built TV studio light rigs with translucent light-style elements.
• The seating area for the show’s star characters is removable for easy play.
• The minifigures each have their own items inspired by the TV series, including Ross’s brick-built keyboard and the following accessory elements: Rachel’s tray and coffee cup, Monica’s muffin, Joey’s pizza box, pizza slice and ‘man bag’, Chandler’s laptop, Phoebe’s guitar and Gunther’s broom.
• Other accessory elements in this café playset include a newspaper, 15 coffee cups and a ‘Reserved’ sign, plus 3 vases and buildable flowers.
• This Friends memorabilia LEGO® building toy includes 1,070pieces.
• This LEGO® Ideas set comes with a booklet with building instructions and information about this awesome set’s fan creator and LEGO designer.
• Build and display this Friends collectible construction toy or recreate your favorite scenes from the classic American sitcom.
• This Friends-themed gift toy measures over 4” (11cm) high, 11” (29cm) wide and 8” (22cm) deep and will make an eye-catching centerpiece in any room.

Available directly from LEGO Stores & shop.LEGO.com from 1st September, 2019

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

LEGO Ideas Friends Central Perk (21319)

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16 Jul 18:17

Tennessee police to drug users: don't flush your dope or you'll create "meth gators"

by Cory Doctorow

Following a raid where they caught a suspect flushing evidence down the toilet Loretto, Tennessee Police Department has asked the citizenry to refrain from flushing dope due to the potential risks to local wildlife, including the possibility of creating "meth gators."

"Folks … please don’t flush your drugs m’kay ... our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth," the post read. "Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do."

"Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama," police wrote. "They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way."

'Meth-gators': Tennessee police warn flushing drugs could create hyper-aggressive alligators [Kalhan Rosenblatt/NBC]

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11 Jul 17:21

After poacher crackdown, Tanzanian endangered rhino and elephant populations are staging inspiring recoveries

by Cory Doctorow

Four years ago, there were 15 known black rhinos left in Tanzania -- "ground zero of the poaching crisis" -- and today there 167 of them; elephant populations (which dropped 60% between 2009-2014) are rebounding too, up to over 60,000 from a low of 43,330.

The recovery is attributed to the administration of resident John Magufuli, whose 2015 election campaign included a promised military crackdown on poachers, with stiff criminal penalties. Following the election, poachers -- many of them Chinese nationals -- were caught, arrested and sentenced; four men are serving 20 years for smuggling rhino horns, and the so-called Chinese "ivory queen" has been jailed for 15 years.

Wildlife experts say that the rising numbers can't be attributed solely to fertility, as rhinos and elephants gestate too slowly for the rebound to come solely from births in the wild; they say that some of the rebound is due to migration of animals into Tanzania (however, now that they're there, they're safer from poachers than they've been in a long time).

Tanzania’s figures were released as wildlife investigators worldwide revealed thousands of species had been seized in a major crackdown at borders last month.

“Operation Thunderball” led to seizures of 23 live primates; 30 big cats; more than 4,300 birds; nearly 1,500 reptiles and 10,000 turtles and tortoises globally.

UK teams seized two bear skulls and skins, and four products derived from crocodiles, 10 tanned skins, and four ivory products including binoculars.

Endangered rhino numbers ‘soar by 1,000%’ in Tanzania [Jane Dalton/The Independent]

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05 Jul 15:27

Consultant helps game developers not do stupid things such as decorate lava levels with Stars of David

by Rob Beschizza

Geographer Kate Edwards helps game developers avoid offensive and malignant stereotypes and tropes in their work. There are more than enough mistakes and blunders to keep her in business.

A common and “safe” way of avoiding problems [is] inventing a whole pseudo-country. It’s worth noting that Ubisoft have since announced that their next big Clancyromp, Ghost Recon Breakpoint, will airlift our angry shootyboys out of Bolivia and drop them in a fictional Pacific Island nation called Aurora. But I want to know if transplanting your story like this really helps. Or if it’s just an ill-fitting patch.

“I actually think that’s a very effective tool,” says Edwards. “Good science fiction and fantasy have been using allegory forever… [It’s] a very powerful way to make people think about the particular situation without just bluntly hitting them over the head with it. You can do that too if your narrative serves that purpose – and I don’t think we should instantly shy away from doing that. If you have a good reason to set your action and narrative in a certain locale that is real, then I would go ahead and explore that option.

“Ultimately, you have to ask yourself… how much of a difference does it make to the narrative purpose of your game whether it’s set in Bolivia or it’s set in some fictional South American country? Is it really going to change things significantly for the narrative of the game?”

But even Edwards admits that allegory can sometimes go wrong

Example: they put an evil alien in Halo 2 and named it "The Dervish" until someone noticed and fixed it. It's like a scene from a dark comedy show on TV, offensiveness catalyzed into surreal humor by its own magnificent stupidity. The bottom line: "big companies will not pay attention to any of this unless you convince them that thoughtfulness will lead to more worldwide sales."

28 Jun 12:21

"Because we're not morons:" This bumper sticker announces you're voting for "the Democrat"

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Five bucks will buy you the bumper sticker that lets people know you're voting for WHATEVER Democratic presidential candidate is on the ballot in 2020. Right now there are 24 in the running.

The Democrat 2020 bumper sticker:

Look, we're all gonna have favorites during the primary. That's what primaries are for. But once we have a Democratic nominee, we're gonna vote for them, because we're not morons. Announce your intent to end the madness by voting for the Democrat in 2020, whoever they are.

...Made with adhesive so it's easy to change when the time comes to replace this sticker with one from your new favorite nominee.

Thanks, Steve Garfield!

19 Jun 18:46

Wooden Wonders: Innovative Updates to an Ancient Building Material

by SA Rogers
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Despite the fact that wood has been in use as a primary building material for millennia, it’s being hailed as the material of the future. Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?

Wooden architecture is most often associated with cabins and other rustic styles, but that perception is increasingly out of date. Recent innovations are producing wood that’s capable of standing in for more environmentally harmful materials like plastic, steel, concrete and even glass. It might seem like increasing demand for wood could deplete forests more rapidly than ever, contributing to the climate crisis, but the key to sustainability lies in preserving large tracts of old growth forest while also maintaining well-managed working forests using modern methods that protect biodiversity.

Self-Shaping Wood

Wood may seem relatively inflexible when it comes to architecture, but it doesn’t have to be. Researchers at the University of Stuttgart’s Institute for Computational Design and Construction have found a way to create bending, twisting wooden structures in a process that actually makes the wood stronger than ever. But the best part is, unlike mechanical forming processes that require heavy machinery, this technique requires very little energy. “Urbach Tower” is the result of these efforts, a “shelf-shaping” 46-foot-tall tower in Germany.

The components for the tower were designed and manufactured in a flat state, and once they were assembled, the wood was allowed to go through its natural drying and shrinking process, warping it into a shape of its own creation.

Cooling Wood

A new type of wood developed by a team at the University of Maryland and the University of Colorado Boulder is capable of passively shedding heat, reflecting sunlight and warmth to lower a building’s electricity consumption. It’s created by removing a natural polymer called lignin, which holds together the molecules of wood’s other main component, cellulose. Then the wood is compressed to create a strong, pale material made up solely of cellulose fiber, and a hydrophobic compound is added to make it water-resistant. Since lignin absorbs heat, its removal gives the resulting material a cooling effect.

Fireproof Wood

Not only have those same scientists at the University of Maryland created cooling wood, they’ve found a way to make bulletproof wood through densification, which also makes it resistant to fire. The team led by Liangbing Hu first chemically treated the timber with sodium hydroxide and sodium sulfite to partially remove its lignin, then hot-pressed it to create a dense, laminated material free of the air changes that increase flammability. When burnt, the modified wood doesn’t catch fire; instead, it becomes even more fireproof by forming an insulating exterior layer of char.

Wood Based Plastics

We don’t have to give up the convenience and versatility of plastic in order to curb rampant pollution. We just have to make it out of different materials. Previously, we’ve seen plastic alternatives made of edible algae, the skeletons of arthropods like shrimp, milk proteins and mushrooms. But wood is another contender. Developed by a research group at the Technical University of Hamburg, “lignopure” is a lignin-based plastic that’s completely non-toxic and biodegradable. The lignin is released using a high-pressure process requiring only CO2, water and enzymes, producing a flexible material that can be molded, 3D printed and formed into thin layers for use as tape and packaging.

Transparent Wood

Someday soon, wood could even replace glass. Researchers at the KTH Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm chemically modified wood to make it transparent without losing its mechanical properties – again, by removing the lignin. The team filled the resulting micros coping holes with acrylic to produce a translucent piece of wood with a frosted effect. Then, mixing it with polyethylene glycol, a “phase-change material” that melts at 80 degrees Fahrenheit, they make it fully transparent and capable of releasing energy when cooled, producing a clear “pane” of wood that can absorb energy during the hottest hours of the day and release it at night when it gets chilly.

Cross-Laminated Timber

Now that studies have proven the strength and fire-resistance of cross-laminated timber (CLT), building codes around the world are relaxing to enable the construction of super-tall timber towers. So many of these wooden wonders are under construction, it’s hard to keep track of them all, each vying for the title of “world’s tallest wooden building.”

CLT is an engineered material created by stacking and gluing small pieces of structural lumber, with each layer perpendicular to the one below it. The result is so durable, it’s seen as a viable alternative to steel and concrete, while being competitive in price and far less energy-intensive to manufacture. It’s also a lot more fire-resistant than timber in its natural state. All of these qualities point to the possibility of increasingly wood-filled cities in the near future.

Wooden Bricks

Lots of modular building systems use stackable components made of composite materials to eliminate the need for nails, screws and other fasteners. But almost none of them use wood like Brikawood, a a system of wooden bricks that lets you build an entire house with just a handful of tools. The interlocking pieces of wood snap together so firmly, they become totally rigid with mechanical, acoustic, thermal and anti-seismic properties, and you don’t even have to add any cladding or membranes. The walls are instantly finished on both sides.

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19 Jun 18:40

This Victorian Book Gives Hilarious Advice To Train Passengers

by Will Noble
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I found some of these amusing

The only thing that could have made train travel in Victorian times more harrowing was if Thameslink had existed. Image: Shutterstock

Think train travel's a headache? You should have tried it in 1862 — a time when on board smoking was rampant, lethal accidents were commonplace, and the taxi rushing you to the station was only one-horse-power. That said, some things appear not to have changed much in over 150 years.

The Railway Traveller's Handy Book was a thorough, if jauntily written, companion to train etiquette, aimed at wet behind the ears travellers. We found a copy while rummaging through the London Library. Here are some of our favourite extracts, howling misogyny and all.

A typical Victorian women getting ready for a train journey. Image: Shutterstock

On choosing a high-performance taxi...

If you have but a short time to reach the station in, be careful to choose a cab with a fresh-looking horse attached to it.

On the 'fair sex' getting ready...

We hope that we shall not be accused of a want of gallantry when we declare that when there are ladies in the case, it is absolutely necessary to allow a wider margin for the preparations for departure than is ordinarily assigned. The fair sex must complete their toilet to their entire satisfaction, whatever the consequences may be... if the time-table sets down the departure at 1.20, they instinctively read 1.45.

On being burdened by one's family...

There certainly cannot be a more ludicrous sight than that presented by a man vainly endeavouring to catch the train. If he be burdened by many packages, and accompanied by a wife and a numerous family of young children, the picture is considerably heightened.

Third class: just say no. Image: Shutterstock

On quite possibly dying...

A person may perhaps venture on a railway for the first time in his life, and meet with an untimely end. One of the characteristics of railway accidents is that the injuries sustained are for the most part severe, and when not fatal, frequently incapacitating the sufferer from pursuing any active business during the remainder of his life-time.

On being stingy...

Some persons, attracted by the lowness of the fare... have an inclination to ride by third class. They may be destined to pass the next few hours of their existence tightly compressed between two rough specimens of humanity.

On sensible headgear...

...If the traveller be wedded to the chimney pot style of head covering, he had better provide himself with a "gibus", or compressible hat, which admits of being easily stowed away when not in use.

If you take one of these, make sure it's foldable. Image: Shutterstock

On sending seven-year-old boys to London unattended...

There was an account of a little boy... despatched alone from York to London, a label, inscribed with his name and address and destination was attached to his clothes. We do not altogether advocate such a mode of despatch as this.

On pretending the seat next to you is taken...

There is a certain etiquette in connection with the retaining of seats which it is considered both rude and unjust to disregard. Thus the placing of a coat, a book, a newspaper, or any other article, on the seat of a carriage, is intended as a token that such place is engaged.

On that person in front of you, taking forever to buy a ticket...

We have no doubt that every one of our readers has in his time had his patience tried by some obstructive old lady bound for Putney or elsewhere.

(This quote is preceded by a lengthy tale about said obstructive old lady, in which she rummages through the 'unfathomable chasm' of her purse.)

The Victorians invented this trick. Image: Shutterstock

On sussing out your fellow travellers...

When you are going on a long journey... scan the features of the persons already in possession of the carriage, with a view of ascertaining whether they are likely to prove pleasant travelling companions or the contrary.

On not making conversation with fellow passengers...

With regard to conversation, the English are notoriously deficient in this art. Generally speaking, the occupants of a railway carriage perform the whole of the journey in silence.

You need a throat sheathed with iron to drink this stuff. Image: Shutterstock

On the days before hot coffee lawsuits...

Beware of taking hot refreshments; whether it be by accident or design we know not, but certainly the fluids supplied are so excessively hot, and so long in forthcoming, that it is utterly impossible for a person to swallow them, unless his throat be sheathed with iron.

On not getting your block knocked off...

The proper place for a head is inside, not outside the carriage, and so long as it is kept there, the chances are that it will remain whole.

Chickens: your only form of entertainment in provincial stations. Image: Shutterstock

On the very real danger of being molested in a tunnel...

In going through a tunnel... it is always as well to have the hands and arms ready disposed for defence, so that in the event of an attack, the assailant may be instantly beaten back or restrained.

On being at a station that's not in London...

It sometimes happens that a person has to await the arrival of the train at a station of some little country town. Under such circumstances, time hangs most heavily, and an hour appears as along as a day... There may be a few cocks and hens in the adjacent poultry-yard, but they are probably lazy or replete, and their movements are of the most commonplace and uninteresting description.   

You can find a copy of the book in the London Library, or peruse it online as an ebook.

13 Jun 16:20

Billy Porter kills it in impromptu Broadway karaoke

by Rusty Blazenhoff

During a commercial break at the Tony Awards, host James Corden ran down to the audience and asked Billy Porter if he'd sing an impromptu karaoke song. Porter took the opportunity, as the pro that he is, and belted out "Everything's Coming Up Roses" from the Broadway classic "Gypsy." Of course, he slayed it!