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17 Apr 10:57

Mankindish Goodgain

by Greg Ross

In 1989 Poul Anderson wrote a short text using only words of Germanic origin, to show what English might look like if it expressed new concepts using German-style compounds rather than borrowing from other languages. The piece described atomic theory, or “uncleftish beholding”:

The firststuffs have their being as motes called unclefts. These are mightly small; one seedweight of waterstuff holds a tale of them like unto two followed by twenty-two naughts. Most unclefts link together to make what are called bulkbits. Thus, the waterstuff bulkbit bestands of two waterstuff unclefts, the sourstuff bulkbit of two sourstuff unclefts, and so on. (Some kinds, such as sunstuff, keep alone; others, such as iron, cling together in ices when in the fast standing; and there are yet more yokeways.) When unlike clefts link in a bulkbit, they make bindings. Thus, water is a binding of two waterstuff unclefts with one sourstuff uncleft, while a bulkbit of one of the forestuffs making up flesh may have a thousand thousand or more unclefts of these two firststuffs together with coalstuff and chokestuff.

The full text is here. Douglas Hofstadter called this style “Ander-Saxon.”

UPDATE: Apparently there’s a whole wiki for “Anglish,” including recastings of famous texts:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this greatland, a new folkship, dreamt in freedom, and sworn to the forthput that all men are made evenworthy. Now we are betrothed in a great folk-war, testing whether that folkship, or any folkship so born and so sworn, can long withstand. We are met on a great battle-field of that war.

(Thanks, Dave.)

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17 Apr 10:57

Drammatico

by Greg Ross

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Adolphe_Sax_5a.jpg

Adolphe Sax, inventor of the saxophone, was alarmingly accident-prone as a child:

Before he was two, he fell headlong down three flights of stairs and cracked his head on a stone floor. When only three he almost expired through drinking a mixture of vitriol and water in mistake for milk, being narrowly saved by the application of liberal doses of olive oil. Three other poisoning mishaps followed involving white lead, copper oxide and arsenic as well as the swallowing of a pin. A gunpowder explosion gave him severe burns and threw him a considerable distance; he was again burned when a frying pan was knocked over. A lifelong scar on his head was caused by a falling roof-stone. Once he went to bed in a room where some newly varnished objects were drying, being found in time to prevent asphyxiation from the fumes. No wonder the people of the locality called him, ‘Young Sax, the Ghost!’

When he was pulled, nearly drowned, from a river, his mother said, “He’s a child condemned to misfortune; he won’t live!” But he survived to 79 and died in 1894.

(From Wally Horwood, Adolphe Sax 1814-1894, 1980.) (Thanks, Jonathan.)

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17 Jul 12:06

HBO No

by Bill Amend

31 Oct 18:52

Swellest Lima Beans in the world!



Swellest Lima Beans in the world!

26 Oct 15:28

Out of Bounds

by Greg Ross

https://pixabay.com/en/gambling-roulette-casino-gamble-587996/

If a game is anything, it’s a set of rules. And playing a game requires following these rules. If we take this definition seriously, then a cheater, one who breaks the rules, not only doesn’t deserve to win — he literally isn’t playing the game. University of Waterloo philosopher Bernard Suits writes:

The end in poker is not to gain money, nor in golf simply to get a ball into a hole, but to do these things in prescribed (or, perhaps more accurately, not to do them in proscribed) ways: that is, to do them only in accordance with rules. Rules in games thus seem to be in some sense inseparable from ends. … If the rules are broken, the original end becomes impossible of attainment, since one cannot (really) win the game unless he plays it, and one cannot (really) play the game unless he obeys the rules of the game.

So, strictly speaking, it’s impossible for a cheater to win a game — he can win only by following the rules. “In a game I cannot disjoin the end, winning, from the rules in terms of which winning possesses its meaning. I of course can decide to cheat in order to gain the pot, but then I have changed my end from winning a game to gaining money.”

(Bernard Suits, “What Is a Game?”, Philosophy of Science 34:2 [June 1967], 148-156.)

29 Jul 15:20

#1242; The Art of the Meal

by David Malki

But if ENOUGH people ask for pizza ENOUGH times, maybe the lunch counter will hear what everyone is saying, and decide to put up a sign saying SERIOUSLY: THERE IS NO PIZZA

26 Jul 16:59

Unquote

by Greg Ross

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Charles_F._Kettering.jpg

“Every honest researcher I know admits he’s just a professional amateur. He’s doing whatever he’s doing for the first time. That makes him an amateur. He has enough sense to know that he’s going to have a lot of trouble, so that makes him a professional.” — Charles F. Kettering

25 Jul 18:31

Nothing but green olives will satisfy that longing. 



Nothing but green olives will satisfy that longing. 

21 Jul 12:42

Diablo introduces lackluster rewards for season 7, we pretend to be excited

by Elizabeth Harper
The Diablo team has just announced the reward lineup for the upcoming Season 7 (coming on August 5th) and there’s a certain lack of enthusiasm in players’ responses. On offer are new transmogs, a portrait frame, and a pet as well as the set items and increased stash space for completing the Season Journey. The pet, […]
11 Jul 18:23

Unquote

by Greg Ross

“Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.” — Goethe

08 Jul 20:22

First Impressions

by Greg Ross
Michael Akerman

Oh hey I stayed there once. I didn't find it that impressive but it is the 2010s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoqpTKlkygI

Architect John C. Portman Jr.’s 1967 design for the Hyatt Regency Atlanta included a 22-story atrium, the first of its kind in the world.

The effect was so impressive that the point where visitors emerge into the central space was nicknamed “profanity corner.”

01 Jul 13:41

#1234; Begs Over Easy, Part 1

by David Malki

There's nothing quite so satisfying on a cold winter morning as a heaping pile of hot, saucy farmer balls.

27 Jun 19:40

March 6, 1991 — see The Complete Peanuts 1991-1994



March 6, 1991 — see The Complete Peanuts 1991-1994

21 Jun 19:47

Paean

by Greg Ross

Proctologist W.C. Bornemeier explains why the sphincter ani must be preserved when performing hemorrhoid surgery:

They say man has succeeded where the animals fail because of the clever use of his hands, yet when compared to the hands, the sphincter ani is far superior. If you place into your cupped hands a mixture of fluid, solid and gas and then through an opening at the bottom, try to let only the gas escape, you will fail. Yet the sphincter ani can do it. The sphincter apparently can differentiate between solid, fluid and gas. It apparently can tell whether its owner is alone or with someone, whether standing up or sitting down, whether its owner has his pants on or off. No other muscle in the body is such a protector of the dignity of man, yet so ready to come to his relief. A muscle like this is worth protecting.

— W.C. Bornemeier, “Sphincter Protecting Hemorrhoidectomy,” American Journal of Proctology 11 (1960), 48-52

16 Jun 14:43

"Ask the gays"

by Mark Liberman

In a speech yesterday, Donald Trump reacted to the Orlando massacre by suggesting that his audience should "ask the gays, and ask the people, ask the gays what they think and what they do":

The predictable reaction was a twitter storm of memetic responses, of which this is one of the milder examples:



There are plenty more where that came from:




But this is Language Log, not Socio-Political Reaction Log, so let's take up another aspect of this exchange:

We discussed this issue last summer in the post "Phenomenal to the women", 8/11/2015. And as in that case, we should be fair to Donald Trump by giving the context of his "ask the gays" phrase:

Now Saudi Arabia, think of this — I have a lot of friends in Saudi Arabia —
look, Saudi Arabia,
Saudi Arabia,
don't forget these are the people who gave many many millions of dollars to the
Clinton foundation, I wonder why we take care of them.
Wonder.
And for the women out there, ask
the people of Saudi Arabia what they think of women.
And for the-
for the gays out there
ask the gays, and ask the people, ask the gays what they think and what they do
in not only Saudi Arabia, in many of these countries
with the gay community, just ask.
And then you tell me
Who's your friend,
Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, you tell me.
You tell me.

It seems that he meant to say something like the following:

And for the women out there,
ask the Saudis what they think of women.
And for the gays out there,
ask the Saudis what they think and what they do with the gay community.

But he got his noun phrases tangled up, and said "Ask the gays" instead of "Ask the people of Saudi Arabia". So he did repeatedly say "the women" and "the gays", but the whole "Ask the gays" meme was a response to a speech error. Richly deserved, in my opinion, but still.

The effect of the definite article with plural nouns on stance and attitude towards the referenced group is subtle and complicated. A bare plural is indefinite, so if someone urges us to "ask men", they're referencing some indefinite sample of adult males. In the generic case, they imply that any sample of men will do. But if they tell us to "ask the men",  they're talking about a specific and delimited group. That group might be contextually delimited — "ask the men (in the class) to leave the room" — but if the phrase is entirely generic, there's an odd implication of homogeneity and otherness.

Thus Donald Trump might urge us to "ask men" what they think of his positions. But it would be weird for him to suggest that we "ask the men" in general what they think of him, or to claim that "I'm popular with the men" (which in his idiom might be "I'm phenomenal with the men").

 

03 Jun 16:06

My Friend Catherine

I can't get any work done because my friend Catherine is sitting on my keyboard.
03 Jun 13:21

Understand the Brain? Let’s Try Donkey Kong First.

by Derek Lowe

I didn’t think I’d actually see someone try the thought experiment mentioned in this post, but by golly, someone has. That was a discussion of the attempts to simulate the workings of an actual brain, neuron connectivity and all, and the article I quoted went into great detail about just how far we are from being able to do that. (Anyone at the moment who tells you different is either stretching the truth, is deeply misinformed, or is both at the same time, which is not an unlikely combination).

The article said along that the way: “As an overly simplistic comparison, imagine taking statistics on the connectivity of transistors in a Pentium chip and then trying to make your own chip based on those statistics. There’s just no way it’s gonna work.” My own comment was that “Your chances of success with that statistical approach to a Pentium chip are not good at all, but they’re a lot better than the chances of it working on brain tissue.” (Many readers will be immediately reminded of the famous “Can A Biologist Fix a Radio” paper, and that linked post above will send you to several discussions of it on this site).

What I can report now, courtesy of Alex Tabarrok at Marginal Revolution, is that people have now tried to reverse-engineer the old 6502 chip in such fashion. First the engineers got a crack at it: the Visual 6502 project photographed the layout of the chip at high resolution and tried to model it from just that data. Since they know what the chip is made out of (one transistor after another!) and since its architecture is not all that complex (and we know a lot about computer chip architecture), they were able to recreate the functions of the chip from their connectivity models. That’s actually pretty impressive – I’m not sure how it would work on a more modern chip, but I’m surprised that it worked at all.

But then the biologists tried it out. This paper details an attempt to study the 6502 chip using the tools we have available to study nematode brains and the like, and it’s titled “Could a Neuroscientist Understand a Mcroprocessor”. I’ll let the abstract speak for itself:

There is a popular belief in neuroscience that we are primarily data limited, that producing large, multimodal, and complex datasets will, enabled by data analysis algorithms, lead to fundamental insights into the way the brain processes information. Microprocessors are among those artificial information processing systems that are both complex and that we understand at all levels, from the overall logical flow, via logical gates, to the dynamics of transistors. Here we take a simulated classical microprocessor as a model organism, and use our ability to perform arbitrary experiments on it to see if popular data analysis methods from neuroscience can elucidate the way it processes information. We show that the approaches reveal interesting structure in the data but do not meaningfully describe the hierarchy of information processing in the processor. This suggests that current approaches in neuroscience may fall short of producing meaningful models of the brain.

Even unlimited data would not help, they say, with the tools and techniques we’re using. You can get as much “behavioral” and phenotypic data as you want from a 6502 chip, but it doesn’t help. Trying to learn what’s going on from the equivalent of brain lesions was, for example, not too informative. They used Space Invaders, Donkey Kong, and Pitfall as behaviors of the chip and tried to learn backwards from those:

Lesions studies allow us to study the causal effect of removing a part of the system. We thus chose a number of transistors and asked if they are necessary for each of the behaviors of the processor (figure 4. In other words, we asked if removed each transistor, if the processor would then still boot the game. Indeed, we found a subset of transistors that makes one of the behaviors (games) impossible. We might thus conclude they are uniquely responsible for the game – perhaps there is a Donkey Kong transistor or a Space Invaders transistor. Even if we can lesion each individual transistor, we do not get much closer to an understanding of how the processor really works.

This finding of course is grossly misleading. The transistors are not specific to any one behavior or game but rather implement simple functions, like full adders. The finding that some of them are important while others are not for a given game is only indirectly indicative of the transistor’s role and is unlikely to generalize to other games. Lazebnik [9] made similar observations about this approach in molecular biology, suggesting biologists would obtain a large number of identical radios and shoot them with metal particles at short range, attempting to identify which damaged components gave rise to which broken phenotype.

Other tools that map closely to those of neuroscience were similarly ineffective – they generated large amounts of data, as large as you want, but still could not recapitulate what was going on in any useful sense. Now, as the authors freely admit, microprocessors are very different from brains. But the differences are mostly that brains are far, far more complicated – so if the tools we’re using on brains can’t even tell us much about a 1980s microprocessor (a very simple system by brain standards), then what can they tell us about their actual field of study? The authors suggest that as newer methods are developed, they should be benchmarked to what they could tell us about the 6502 processor as a way of seeing if we’re making any real progress.

So Lazebnik’s radio-fixing paper is indeed having an influence. His criticism of biological techniques and biological thinking is (to me) its strongest part – he goes on to say that there are a number of more productive techniques that biologists have been giving short shrift to, but that’s always where he’s lost me. I don’t think the situation is even that good when it comes to neuroscience, for example: where are these better techniques? Ray Kurzweil, to pick one bold futurist, has us by 2019 with a much (much!) better understanding of the brain than we currently have. Things are really going to have to pick up, let me tell you.

 

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05 May 20:36

Unquote

by Greg Ross

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:EarlWarren.jpg

“I always turn to the sports section first. The sports section records people’s accomplishments; the front page nothing but man’s failures.” — Earl Warren

04 May 16:34

Helix, the Siberian Husky!

by cheezemonster
Michael Akerman

No incorrect



Helix, the Siberian Husky!

29 Apr 19:29

Adult

(1) That shopping cart is full of AirHeads, and (2) I died at 41 from what the AirHeads company spokesperson called 'probably natural causes.'
18 Apr 17:10

These Neko Atsume Lattes Are Caffeinated Masterpieces

by Michele Debczak

These guys are almost too cute to drink.

15 Apr 16:06

From the Far Corner of the Basement

by Derek Lowe
Michael Akerman

replacing saturated/animal fat in the diet with vegetable-derived fats and oils provided. . .no cardiovascular benefit whatsoever

To go along with that recent CETP trial news, here’s another one for the “We don’t know much about human lipid handing” file. A dietary study originally done back in the 1960s and 1970s has been (almost literally) resurrected, with data pulled out of yellowing stacks of paper, old cardboard boxes, and ancient-format computer tapes.

What it shows is that, under about the most controlled conditions possible in a large human trial (institutionalized patients being served standard meals), that replacing saturated/animal fat in the diet with vegetable-derived fats and oils provided. . .no cardiovascular benefit whatsoever. In fact, the lower the cholesterol levels of the patients, the higher their death rates. This was in over 9,000 subjects over five years, probably the largest study of its kind ever conducted, and it had only produced one (not very thorough) paper in 1989 that didn’t make much of an impression.

After all, Everyone Knew by that point that saturated fat was bad for you – higher cholesterol, atherosclerosis, cardiovascular mortality, and the case was closed. But the evidence for this has never been as strong as you’d imagine. Most of the studies that have backed it up are observational (with all the problems that entails), and some of them have never been fully published themselves. That Stat link in the first paragraph has more on this, and Gary Taubes has a great deal more in this book.  (Whatever you think about his own dietary recommendations, it’s hard to refute his evidence that the entire official-dietary-recommendations experience has been a shambles). And there have been meta-analyses of the published data suggesting that even it doesn’t support the unsaturated-fat-good/saturated-fat-bad view. It’s interesting, in light of current evidence, to go back and read some popular cookbooks and dietary plans from the 1980s, which basically tell you to (1) cut out all saturated fat, (2) cut out the rest of the fat as much as possible while you’re at it, and (3) eat as many carbohydrates as you can hold. Well, that’s an exaggeration, but the introduction to the original edition of, say, Jane Brody’s Good Food Book starts to sound like that.

Beyond the dietary issues themselves, there’s an interesting psychological component to this story. Why was there only one paper from this huge study, and why did it take sixteen years after its completion to reach print? Its lead author was a hard-working, dedicated medical researcher:

The Frantz children always felt fortunate that their father brought his work home, his beliefs about the dangers of saturated fat shaping what the family ate. “Other kids would have ice cream; we had ice milk,” recalled Ivan Frantz. Bob said they were “reared on margarine,” foreswearing butter’s saturated fat.

It’s possible, Bob Frantz said, that his father’s team was discouraged by the failure to find a heart benefit from replacing saturated fats with vegetable oils. “My feeling is, when the overall objective of decreasing deaths by decreasing cholesterol wasn’t met, everything else became less compelling,” he said. “I suspect there was a lot of consternation about why” they couldn’t find a benefit.

The coleader of the project was Dr. Ancel Keys, author of the Seven Countries Study, Time cover subject, and the most prominent advocate of replacing saturated fat with vegetable fat. “The idea that there might be something adverse about lowering cholesterol [via vegetable oils] was really antithetical to the dogma of the day,” Bob Frantz said.

His father, he said, “was always committed to discovering the truth. He would be pleased this is finally coming out.”

It’s impossible to know for sure, but it seems likely that Franz and Keys may have ended up regarding this as a failed study, a great deal of time and effort more or less wasted. After all, the results it produced were so screwy: inverse correlation with low cholesterol and mortality? No benefit with vegetable oils? No, there must have been something wrong. The boxes full of data sat for decades, unlabled, in a far corner of a basement, and you wonder if Dr. Franz thought about them. Did he regret all the time spent on the study? Did he regret that more wasn’t done with the data it generated? We’ll never know – but what we do know is that he never threw those boxes away.

01 Apr 17:25

As Directed

by Greg Ross

churchill prescription

After being struck by a car in January 1932, Winston Churchill found himself laid up in New York at the height of Prohibition. He convinced his attending physician to write the prescription above.

“I neither want it [brandy] nor need it,” he once said, “but I should think it pretty hazardous to interfere with the ineradicable habit of a lifetime.”

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31 Mar 14:50

What Has Caused the Rise in Peanut Allergies?

by Kate Horowitz
Michael Akerman

Fear of peanut allergies -> peanut allergies

The short answer is: “we don’t really know.”

17 Mar 20:24

Nearly Every New Car in the U.S. Will Have Automatic Braking By 2022

by Shaunacy Ferro

Automatic emergency braking stops your car before you realize it's about to crash.

08 Mar 18:05

These Temporary Tattoos Smell Like Real Flowers

by Andrew LaSane

Temporary tattoos are more than just party favors for small children.

02 Mar 16:09

Baby

Does it get taller first and then widen, or does it reach full width before getting taller, or alternate, or what?
26 Feb 20:03

In some cultures, that gesture is an F-U.Which is exactly how I...

Michael Akerman

LOOK AT THAT AIRPLANE CHAIR





In some cultures, that gesture is an F-U.

Which is exactly how I feel about V-8. 

22 Feb 17:08

Study Casts Doubt on Whether Seasonal Affective Disorder Is Real

by Shaunacy Ferro

A large study found no support for seasonal mood changes.