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“After searching FB for people with the same name as me, I’d replicate their profile pic, make it my own and send them a friend request. Here are the pics.”

Recently, I had to make small talk with a client’s wife. 

Me: I heard that employees that look at pictures of cute animals at work they are actually more productive and get more done. Cool huh?

Client’s wife: You know what I think would make employees more productive at work? Looking at pictures of the unemployment line.

The small talk stopped there.